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FamilyRe: 11 Illustrations Showing That Moms Definitely Use Magic by Timolanki(m): 9:20am On Feb 25, 2018
Our mums are wonderful but I don't think I can say d same for the mums of these days. They want the fathers involved in every house choirs...
EducationRe: Chinelo Okafor, UNN Best Graduating Student (Faculty Of Health Science) by Timolanki(m): 12:08pm On Nov 09, 2017
The overall best graduating student is a guy by name
ANAJEMBA, Chinedum Raphael with a GP of 4.88.
Chinelo is the best for her department not UNN.
congrats to her. It's not easy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Burn If I’m Rearrested- Nnamdi Kanu Threatens FG by Timolanki(m): 1:42pm On Sep 02, 2017
Bloggers are worse than APC. Lairs
FamilyRe: Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by Timolanki(op):
Is this love grin grin
Does she have breast?
FamilyMedia Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (photo) by Timolanki(op): 12:57pm On Sep 02, 2017
Media Explode As World’s Smallest Woman Finally Gets Married (Photo)




Jyoti Amge, world’s smallest and shortest woman according to the Guinness World Book of Records, has finally tied the knot. Amge married the love of her life, a man who has promised to love her till the end of time.


Jyoti Amge who was born on 16 December, 1993, was on her 18th birthday officially declared the world’s smallest woman by Guinness World Records with a height of 62.8 centimeters (2 ft 0.6 in). Her restricted height is due to a growth abnormality called achondroplasia.

However, her union has sparked outrage online, as media users are more concerned about their activities in the ‘other room’. Lol

PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Emerges As DPC Flag Bearer Ahead Of Anambra Gubernatorial Polls by Timolanki(op): 9:04am On Sep 02, 2017
This is the time for the youths. However, don't emulate yahaya bello of kogi state
PoliticsYul Edochie Emerges As DPC Flag Bearer Ahead Of Anambra Gubernatorial Polls by Timolanki(op): 9:02am On Sep 02, 2017
Yul Edochie emerges as DPC flag bearer ahead of Anambra gubernatorial polls in November



Son of Nollywood, Legendary actor, Pete Edochie identified as Yul Edochie, won the governorship primary of the Democratic Peoples Congress DPC. He will be the party’s flag bearer going into the gubernatorial elections in Anambra state on November 18th this year.


He would be contesting against the state governor, Willie Obiano and others. Announcing his victory at the primary, Yul on his IG wrote

“And I won the party primaries today to become the flag bearer of the DPC. DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S CONGRESS.
I give God almighty all the glory.

I thank everyone who made it possible. And to all who have placed their hopes and trust in me, I will not let you down.

Its time for the youths, time for the masses.
We are taking the Government house of Anambra State come November 2017.
We will run a Government that will put the welfare of the masses first.
Our Victory is the people’s Victory

RomanceRe: Pretty Lady Shares Photos Of Her Trip To Recovery After Surviving Severe Burns by Timolanki(m): 8:40am On Dec 22, 2016
she looks thick. thank God she is almost recovered.
RomanceRe: See The Weird Way A Man Was Caught Proposing To His Girlfriend Recently by Timolanki(m): 8:38am On Dec 22, 2016
this place looks like church and the girl face b like say they force her to say YES.
CultureRe: Young Ladies Almost Got Unclad In The Name Of Culture In Rivers State by Timolanki(m): 8:23am On Dec 22, 2016
Abeg op change the topic to middle aged woman advertises their Olympus that has fallen... disgusting!!!
BusinessRe: CBN May Legalise Use Of Bitcoin by Timolanki(m): 3:47pm On Dec 19, 2016
another strange online business loading for Nigerians
SportsRe: Super Falcons’ Players & Officials Have Been Paid – Nigerian Football Federation by Timolanki(m): 11:47am On Dec 18, 2016
so the money has been there all this while. SHAME ON THIS GOVT
SportsSuper Falcons Finally Get There Reward. by Timolanki(op): 10:12pm On Dec 17, 2016
The federal government has released four hundred and seventy-one million and eight hundred thousand naira to settle bonuses of the Super Eagles and Super Falcons.
This decision came after the country's women national team staged a protest to the National Assembly on Wednesday.
In a statement, mrs. Kenechukwu Offie, the director of information of the accountant general of the Federation announced that the sum of 471.8 million naira was approved by the minister of finance, Kemi Adeosun and was paid to Central bank of Nigeria on Thursday.
She stated that the sum of N358 million was to cater for the outstanding winning bonuses of the Super Falcons at the 2016 African Women's Cup of Nations in Cameroon where they emerged champions.
Similarly, a sum of 113.8 million naira was meant to offset the bonuses of the Super Eagles in the 2018 World Cup qualifying matches.
She also confirmed that the approved amount has been paid to the coffers of the Nigeria Football Federation for onward payment of the teams which President Muhammadu Buhari mandated must be executed within 24 hours.
SportsRe: Super Falcons Threaten To Take Protest To Presidential Villa by Timolanki(m): 7:33am On Dec 06, 2016
oh yeah! nija hear we go again!!!
DISGRACEFUL I MUST SAY...
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong With A Woman Proposing To Her Man? by Timolanki(m): 7:30am On Dec 06, 2016
is there anything wrong with a woman being the head of the family?
somethings can naturally not b changed. I lady can give her man signal bt nt do d job.
RomanceRe: PLS Help Me! How Do I Ask Her To Marry Me And Get A Yes? by Timolanki(m): 6:42am On Dec 06, 2016
i guess those above me ve said it all

however, i would advice u go with open mind as she could betray ur feeling by saying NO.
CrimeRe: Guard Kills Friend, Cut Body Into Pieces And Dump In The Bush (Pics) by Timolanki(m): 6:34am On Dec 06, 2016
this is the type that deserves JUNGLE justice
RomanceRe: She Refused To Give Me Her Number! by Timolanki(m): 5:36pm On Dec 05, 2016
hmmm
PoliticsRe: Adamu Seeks Waiver For Islamic Board: CAN, Labour, Rights Activist Kick by Timolanki(m): 8:53am On Dec 05, 2016
hey!!! What ve we done to deserve this daura, kworo chewing, cleuless, old fulani man as our president!!!

2019 is near but too far for what is currently going down nw.
CrimeRe: Thief With Juju Beaten To A Pulp In Onitsha And Burnt Alive (Graphic Pics) by Timolanki(m): 8:32am On Dec 05, 2016
JESU CHRISTI!!!. Is that a log of wood that broke half into his chick?

how can somepeople be without human sympathy in them... as long as a thief doesnt kill a human during his operation, i dont c the reason y he should be treated and killed like this.

in as much as im nt in support of theft, the senate shld b fast in passing a bill against jungle justice. THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: El Clasico (1 - 1) On 3rd December 2016 by Timolanki(m): 3:11pm On Dec 03, 2016
madrid all d way!!!
FamilyRe: I Am Not Satisfied With Food, Money Without Sex – Wife by Timolanki(m): 4:33pm On Dec 02, 2016
hmmmm! it could b possible the man is servicing another kitty cat somewhere.

jst saying
CareerRe: Nkiru Emodi, Shoemaker, Wins Entrepreneur Of The Year Award (Photos) by Timolanki(m): 8:07pm On Nov 27, 2016
this is the kind of lady i wana marry.
Nairaland GeneralRe: So Sad!! Man Crushed To Death By A Tanker In Ebonyi State by Timolanki(m): 8:00am On Nov 18, 2016
jesuuu! na human brain b that? what is with this crushing by trucks...
RIP dear
CelebritiesRe: Plastic Rice Selling In The Market Now. Beware!!! - See Video by Timolanki(m): 7:51am On Nov 18, 2016
seriously, this ppl won't kills us. I won't b surprised if FG allows the importation of this poison
RomanceRe: Genuine Truth About Men. by Timolanki(m): 7:43am On Nov 18, 2016
with their gender equality campaign they won't agree with you in no 5 and 9
CrimeRe: Mmm- Make Millions Miraculously.? by Timolanki(m): 5:54pm On Nov 17, 2016
hmmmm!
PhonesRe: My Tecno Phantom 6 Experience by Timolanki(m): 7:41pm On Oct 22, 2016
TappGroupNG:
So I finally got the tecno phantom 6 to try out and I've been impressed so far. The phone came with a gold pouch that worked really well.
It has everything I need in a phone and much more.
Let me show a few pictures.
The camera quality is mind-blowing; this will be convenient for upcoming photographers. The speakers are just as great; the sound quality is really impressive.
This phone is really worth all the hype.
op, Ve u any idea hw much it is nw? I wana buy phone bt ve nt yet decided the one to buy.
NYSCRe: Corpers Robbed And Raped In Rivers State By Suspected Militants by Timolanki(m): 6:49pm On Oct 22, 2016
This is so pathetic. God help us in this jungle called a country...

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