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Literature / Re: Thrills Of A Lagos Babe by Tipiflexy(m): 8:35am On May 03, 2019
I just credited that number. please send the story to my email senjobitemitope@yahoo.com.

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Literature / Re: A Fatal Love {Sequel to 'The Sugar Mum'} by Tipiflexy(m): 8:00pm On Mar 19, 2019
please drop the number to credit for the full story
Romance / Re: Help! My Relationship Of 7 Years Is About To Sink by Tipiflexy(m): 12:46am On Mar 09, 2018
After thoroughly reading through your writeup, the following came up
your guy is not mature enough
marriage is not the next thing
the idea of keeping malice with yourselves for several days is out of it and I despise such
you are also not mature for marriage
if it persist, take your time to see a qualified marriage Councillor.
Let me explain my points one after the other
your guy is not mature and he show that to you. He could have act maturely instead of that childish attitude. maturity will help your relationship work. if you dont have what it takes in marriage, submit and go. a mature relationship leads to marriage. every partner must be mature enough cos it will go a long way in affecting their lives during marriage era. let him man up and do the needful. let him pour his mind and u do likewise. you both need to do that ASAP in order to avoid the story that touches the heart.

Until you guys sort yourselves, don't ever mention marriage. Get to know yourselves better. listen and then react. Two wrongs don't make a right. the both of you must not be a goat. one to be a sheep and other a sheep. it will help you guys achieve cos you guys won't bike bite anymore, no more irrelevant messages etc
You are also not mature for marriage. The Bible says get angry but do not sin, do not allow the sun set before you dissolve such anger. If he is childish, prove to him that you are wise as Solomon. Every guy love beauty with brain not the other way round. Give him the impression that you understand better.
In conclusion, you guys should have a heart to heart talk. Seriously you both need to agree on your differences and try look for a ways to live in harmony. Until you do the needful, the fight won't stop
thanks and you won't stop quarelling.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by Tipiflexy(m): 6:39am On Dec 05, 2016
The Lady in d picture is not mature at all. Her mentality is so low that she thinks she can only b happy with ur monetarygift and foods. Her school of thought says am happy d way u treat me with those delicious meals and d money to take care of myself. Sit ha down and let ha know she not doing herself good with ha childish attitude. Make ha understand u need ha to mature beyond ur expectation and imagination. Tell ha u dont need to spoon-feed ha before she start acting maturely. Talk some sense into ha and if she trully she loves you she will change for good.
Politics / Re: Ambode Commissions Mall In Ikorodu by Tipiflexy(m): 2:58pm On May 17, 2016
Hmm
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by Tipiflexy(m): 8:28pm On Apr 10, 2016
BiafranNigerian:
That sounds silly, talking about money, OP is just 24, how much can he possibly have, to entice me, I am not interested in money from someone who is in dire straits ? Fortunately for me, I am comfortable. What he needs to do is ask, in humility, beg for solution instead of suicide. Until he begs for it, he will not get the solution from me. People need to learn humility one way or the other. He can as well commit suicide if that is easier than begging.
Help d guy or just get d Bleep out of his thread. I don't understand wt u stand to gain from ur claim stands.

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Phones / Help by Tipiflexy(m): 8:17pm On Oct 26, 2015
I need help concerning my BlackBerry touch 2 that refuse to download any applications. It really given me concern. I tried to update my watsapp app and it refuse to update. I tried to correct dat by formatting d fone and starting over again yet it still didn't work. Pls how can i tackle dis issue? Someone should please help me out.
Romance / Re: Met His Fiancee A Virgin But Got Deflowered By Another Guy by Tipiflexy(m): 3:08am On Sep 26, 2015
I AD ALMOST SAME STORY BUT I LET HA GO INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING HA NEW ERA. CANT IMAGINE MYSELF FORGETTING SUCH SCENE.
MY EX WAS A VIRGIN COS I CONFIRMED IT. I DONT WANNA PUT PRESSURE ON HA COS SHE TOO FRAGILE. I AD TO LET HA HA B COS IT HA PRIDE. TO MY GREATEST SURPRISE SHE LOST IT TO A TOTAL STRANGER. I AD DIS STRANGE FEELING ABOUT HA N SHE CONFESSED. AFTER SO MANY PLEADING, I AD TO LET ACCEPT HA PLEAD. I INVITED HA OVER FOR A WHOLE WEEK N I ENJOYED MYSELF TO D FULLEST. AFTER SOME WEEKS, I CHANGED COMPLETELY TOWARD HA N I AD TO LET HA GO. YES I FORGIVE HA BUT CANT FORGET WHAT SHE DID.
BOTTOM LINE IS THAT YOUR FRIEND SHOULD LET D GIRL GO. A CHEAT WILL ALWAYS B A CHEAT. HIS GF CAN EASILY B MANIPULATED N DAT PART OF HA WILL CAUSE UR FRIEND MORE HARM THAN GOOD. SHE WILL ALWAYS RUN BACK TO UR FRIEND WHEN SHE DOES SOMETHING BAD. THIS IS D RIGHT TIME TO GET IT RIGHT.AV IT IN MIND THAT SHE WILL REPEAT SUCH AGAIN WHEN SHE IS IN TIGHT CORNER. DAT SELF CONTROL IS NOT IN HA N D RELATIONSHIP WILL NEVER B BASE ON TRUST ANYMORE COS D WOUND IN UR FRIEND HEART WONT HEAL AT ALL. THEY SAY LOVE CONQUER ALL BUT NOT IN THAT SAME SITUATION. A GUY CAN EASILY FORGIVE A GIRL THAT COMMITED ATTROCITIES BEFORE THEIR RELATIONSHIP COMPARE TO YOUR GUY'S SCENE.

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Education / Re: Abbreviations In Automobile by Tipiflexy(m): 10:14pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ojisik:


Ever heard of Select, Copy and Paste (Ctrl A, Ctrl C and Ctrl V)? After which you'd have spaced it out before posting??

There'd have been no re typing. It's not too late to modify the post. Maybe I'll read it after that.

Quote me when you do the needful.
D NEED FULL HAD BEEN DONE. I DID D CORRECTION VERY EARLY YESTERDAY MORNING.
Education / Re: Abbreviations In Automobile by Tipiflexy(m): 4:55am On Sep 13, 2015
U GUYS SHOULD CHECK IT OUT NOW. NAIRALAND KEY INPUT CHANGED MY FORMAT.
Education / Re: Abbreviations In Automobile by Tipiflexy(m): 4:51am On Sep 13, 2015
Ojisik:
Are the space bar and enter key on your phone /PC spoilt
IT WAS WRITTEN DIRECTLY ON FACEBOOK COS D INSPIRATION STARTED THERE. WOULD AV LOVE TO REWRITE BUT TYPING ALL WHAT I WROTE IS NT EASY AT ALL.SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
Education / Abbreviations In Automobile by Tipiflexy(m): 2:16am On Sep 13, 2015
ABBREVIATIONS IN AUTOMOBILE:
1. RPM- REVOLUTION PER MINUTES
2. SOHC- SINGLE OVERHEAD CAMSHAFT
3. ABS- ANTI BRAKING LOCKING SYSTEM
4. DOHC- DOUBLE OVERHEAD CAMSHAFT
5. V ENGINE- VEHICLE TYPE ENGINE. V4
MEANS D VEHICLE AS 4 CYLINDERS WITH A V
ENGINE TYPE
5. AWD- ALL WHEEL DRIVE
6. 4WD- FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
7. SUV- SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE SUCH RANGE
ROVER CARS
8. MPV- MULTIPURPOSE VEHICLES
SUCH AS SIENA
9. HCU- HYDRAULIC CONTROL UNIT
10. DIS- DIRECT IGNITION SYSTEM
11. TWC- THREE WAY CATALYSTIC
CONVERTER
12.HSE- HEALTH SAFETY ENVIRONMENT
13. VIN- VEHICLE IDENTIFICATION NUMBER
14. OHV-OVERHEAD VALVE
15. LPG- LIQUID FIDE PETROLEUM GAS
16. AGO- AUTOMOBILE GAS OIL
17. IDS- INTEGRATED DIAGNOSTIC SYSTEM
16. MIL- MALFUNCTION INDICATOR LAMP
17. FD- FRONT DRIVE
18. ATS-AMBIENT TEMPERATURE SENSOR
19. LLC- LONG LIFE COOLANT
NB: AN ELECTRICAL VEHICLE GENERATE UP TO
290VOLTS WHICH IS ENOUGH TO KILL. THAT IS THE MAIN
REASON WHY TECHNICIANS ARE SCARED OF
WORKING ON SUCH VEHICLES.
HYBRID IS THE COMBINATION OF
MECHANICAL AND ELECTRICAL. THE
ELECTRICAL PART OF THE AUTOMOBILE
GENERATE UP TO 270 VOLTS WHICH IS ALSO
ENOUGH TO KILL. MUCH MORE THAN D VOLTAGES
OF A HOUSE WHICH IS JUST 220VOLTS.
SUV VEHICLES HAVE THE ABILITY TO TOW
OTHER VEHICLES DUE TO IT GROUND LEVEL/
CLEARANCE. SUV HAVE
TORSION BARS, WHICH MAKES THE VEHICLE
RAISE TO A COMFORTABLE HEIGHT IN ANY GIVEN
AREA. TORSION BARS ARE ALWAYS ON SUV
VEHICLE.
TECHNICIANS ARE DIFFERENT FROM ROAD
SIDE MECHANIC. TECHNICIANS HAVE D
ABILITY TO MULTITASK WHY ROAD SIDE
MECHANIC ONLY HAVE AREA OF
SPECIALIZATION.
I AS A TECHNICIAN CAN MULTITASK, WHICH
MAKES ME AV MORE ADVANTAGE THAN ROAD
SIDE MECHANIC.
IN CONCLUSION, THERE IS AN ADAGE THAT
SAYS JACK OF TRADE IS MASTER OF NONE.
THAT ADAGE IS OUTDATED. THE NEW
VERSION IS OF THE SAME ADADE IS JACK OF ALL TRADE, MASTER OF
ALL. I CAN B REFER TO AS JACK OF ALL
TRADE COS I CAN TEACH,DO ELECTRICAL
WORK OF A HOUSE,FIGURE OUT BOTH
ELECTRICAL AND MECHANICAL FAULT OF AN
AUTOMOBILE,NAME D BODY TYPE, DO SEPARATION OF BODIES MANGE BUSINESS AND
EXPRESS MYSELF ON A SYSTEM.
DO NOT UNDERRATE YOURSELF OR ALLOW
PEOPLE TAKE DECISION FOR U. U HAVE IT ALL. IF
U BELIEVE, U WILL ACHIEVE, STAND UP TO YOUR
FEET N SAY NO TO YOUR DEFEAT. NEVER GIVE
UP,NEVER EVER GIVE UP, NEVER EVER GIVE UP
BECAUSE THERE ALWAYS A TIME TO GET IT.
IT NOT TO LATE TO HAVE A RETHINK THIS
MORNING. D LORD WILL CONTINUE TO BLESS
U AS U TAKE POSITIVE DECISION TOWARDS D
BETTERMENT OF YOUR LIFE. GO AND KICK
START YOUR LIFE COS THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME.
Romance / Re: Want To B Interviewed by Tipiflexy(m): 11:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
pìsses on thread.....

tufia!!!
U can do better than that guy. I only asked for a way out and not the other way round.
Romance / Re: Want To B Interviewed by Tipiflexy(m): 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
cc:wristwatch and Tosyne2much! come rescue dis nigga cheesy cheesy
Mind u!am nt a new member. I wasn't active due to work rate n Church rate.
Romance / Re: Want To B Interviewed by Tipiflexy(m): 10:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
ladyF:
undecided
Itumo
Romance / Re: Want To B Interviewed by Tipiflexy(m): 10:27pm On Sep 10, 2015
misspicy:
By who
By wristwatch and his crew
Romance / Want To B Interviewed by Tipiflexy(m): 9:41pm On Sep 10, 2015
PLS GUYS,I WILL LIKE TO B INTERVIEWED. CAN ANYONE HELP ME OUT ON HOW I CAN GO ABOUT IT?
Romance / Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by Tipiflexy(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2015
Yes u are beautiful. Infant ur beauty cant b compare to any how girl. But sorry to disappoint u, u are nt d most beautiful girl cos we av over 1 thousand girls that are better n more prettier than u. U are just like every other girl around. There is room for improvement n u can only get better only if u are ready to learn.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Please Rate My 3D Paper-pencil Drawing by Tipiflexy(m): 8:25pm On Sep 10, 2015
This is wt we call raw talent n it can only get better if u keep doing wt u kw hw to do best. My guy u are good n i give u kudos.
Romance / Re: Advise Please- I'm A Security Guard In Love With A Girl by Tipiflexy(m): 5:06am On Sep 07, 2015
I FEEL U MY BROTHER
THERE IS ONE PERMANENT THING IN LIFE AND IT CHANGE. FOR THE FACT THAT U ARE WORKING AS A SECURITY GUARD DOESN'T CHANGE UR DREAM IN LIFE. TAKE THAT BOLD STEP AND B SINCERE WITH HER. SHE MIGHT CONSIDER U IF U AV GREAT POTENTIALS IN U. SECURITY JOB IS NOT THE END OF THIS WORLD AND SHOULDN'T DISTRACT U FROM DOING GREAT THINGS. I WAS EARNING BELOW UR INCOMES SOME MONTHS AGO YET I DIDN'T ALLOW THAT WEIGH ME DOWN. I STRIKE TO MAKE IT IN LIFE N I THANK GOD FOR SHOWERING HIS MERCY UPON MY LIFE. U ALSO CAN BECOME AN ENTREPRENEUR IF U ARE DETERMINED. IF U BELIEVE, U WILL RECEIVE, STAND UP TO YOUR FEET AND SAY NO TO UR DEFEAT.
Romance / Re: Can Someone Just Tell Me What's Happening??? by Tipiflexy(m): 3:10am On Aug 22, 2015
IF U STORY IS TRU,DEN THERE AR SO MANY THINGS INVOLVE:
1. U MIGHT AV B TAGGED D ALTERNATIVE, D ONE SHE CAN EASILY RUN TO KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT U LOVE HA.
2. SHE MIGHT AV CHANGE HA THOUGHT TOWARD U IN ORDER TO GIVE UR LOVE A TRY
3. U MIGHT AV BEEN PLACED IN DAT FRNDZONE WHICH WIL EARN U NAMES LIKE:HIS AWESOME,CARING GUY N WONDERFUL TO B WITH

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Romance / Re: My Sister Is Getting Married To My Worstestestestestestestest Enemy by Tipiflexy(m): 2:59am On Aug 22, 2015
Ask urself d following before deciding to ruin ur sis relationship:
Wt was my offence before he gave such order?

Did i do d needful by trying to plead my way out?

Was i d only one affected?

Will i do d same tin if am in his shoe?

Remember u ar a govt property den n u ar bound to follow rules & regulations

My advice for u is to try n meet d soldier guy in order to resolve ur differences. Remember,u can help ur sis by moving closer to him.
Romance / Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by Tipiflexy(m): 3:50pm On Jun 27, 2015
I VOTE




TOMFRENCH


CC NLJEGA

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Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Tipiflexy(m): 4:54pm On Jun 25, 2015
I vote d following contestants:
Tomfrench my favorite

Iamkingzlee

Agarawu23

Sosiqdude

Scentmarlc

cc Nljega

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Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Tipiflexy(m): 10:26am On Jun 23, 2015
My vote goes to the following contestants: Tomfrench my favourite
Agarawu32
Ayima
Ademoladeji
Lekinz
Iamkingzlee
Scentmarlc
Jarizod
cc nljega

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Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Tipiflexy(m): 10:21am On Jun 22, 2015
I VOTE THE FOLLOWING CONTESTANTS :
SCENTMARLC

JARIZOD

TOMFRENCH

AGARAWU23

TOLZEAL

IAMKINGZLEE

LEKINZ

ADEMOLADEJI

JAYHANZ

WENSON

AFUYE

FLOW1759

CC:NLJEGA

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Romance / Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Tipiflexy(m): 7:11pm On Jun 19, 2015
ronald4lif:


Lol! Oh really. That's creepy.

In the past I never believed whenever a girl tells she's on her monthly flow until I must have confirmed it. But after one incident which I insisted on confirming and saw the sight and which I didn't find pleasant I'd to start believing. How can someone thrust puna in such state?. Konji is really a bastard.
grin
He said dey both went to d bathroom to flush it out n dere he ad sex wit ha wit condom.
Romance / Re: Five Things Guys Have Been Using To Melt Ladies Heart by Tipiflexy(m): 7:00pm On Jun 19, 2015
U AR ON POINT @OP
Romance / Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Tipiflexy(m): 6:54pm On Jun 19, 2015
ronald4lif:
Lol @ begin para like person wey breeze blow hin BSc cert. cheesy

Actually my worse turn off is the period thing. Those other reasons can be managed and changeable with much persuasion and wheedling but the period excuse is somewhat irredeemable. I'd rather she doesn't visit than visit during that time of the month.
grin
U NEVA JAM CRAZY DUDE DAT WIL FIND SOLUTION TO D PERIOD TIN.A FRND TOLD ME HIS GF HE VISITED AD TO FLUSH HA PERIOD DUE TO D TOO MUCH PRESSURE HE GAVE HA.KONJI NA BASTARD OOO

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Romance / Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Tipiflexy(m): 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2015
AV NEVA EXPERIENCE SUCH OO.ONCE U AGREE TO COME,I SPEAK OUT MY MIND BY TELLING U UR EXPECTATION.I AV NO TIME FOR STORY DAT TOUCHES D HEART OO.

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