Ifakiland:
My gf just asked for my help, she need a particular amount of money to pay for an important course dat is closing tomorrow. Told her I don't av d cash at d moment till next week...and she sed
"I pray I don't do somfin stupid 2 get dat money" so I told her "do wat u av to do".

omogin:
Wash your head with the urine of a he goat

omogin:
Those nincompoops shd get up and get lost

fatdon2:
Hausa was expecting their candidate
to be emerge as winner but this time d
yorubas call betrayers manage to
overpower aBoki man see imagine.
This Buhari govt political positions
are competition between Abokis and betrayers. Let us watch hw d
speakership position wll be whether
still d betrayers wll stll defeat Boko
Haram people. To me i support Boko
harams to defeat nig betrayers
people. Nothing concern about southsouth and southeast people
because they ar look for biafra not in
position we just allowed those two
nigeria group to drag for position.
Tank u biafra people.

Summer1:
I dont know how you guys see it..but I admire guys who speak pure,polished and neat English.. It's a turn on for me,when I see someone with an impeccable eloquence,that minute i don't even care if you are broke or ugly..I just respect them.
But for guys with bad eloquence, I'm not trying to insult or intimidate you, you could always brush up your English, I want guys to know that good eloquence,fluent usage of English is a huge turn on for girls especially the brilliant ones, or so I think...
So,what's ur take on it?