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Romance › Re: Why Are Girls So Mean? by tiswell(m): 5:30am On Nov 12, 2014
Op,u seem to be too nice,instead of being nice,and that is wat most categorize as FRIENDZONE...MEN are not emotional by nature,dey r logical,become less emotional with ladies and save ya self from further *stories that touches***
Romance › Re: What Tribe In Nigeria Boasts The Most Endowed Women by tiswell(m): 4:51am On Nov 12, 2014
Igbo babes undoubtedly are the most endowed not just in Nigeria but west Africa.
Politics › Re: Photos From President Jonathan’s Second Term Declaration by tiswell(m): 4:41am On Nov 12, 2014
Nice fotos,goodluck to u,mr president.





Nigeria shall be free someday...
Romance › Re: Crazy Things Females Do by tiswell(m): 4:13am On Nov 12, 2014
Op,wait the ladies will soon descend on u,but ladies cn be interesting characters though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God Having Sex With The Daughters Of Men In Genesis 6:1-4? by tiswell(m): 11:17pm On Nov 11, 2014
Katier00:
is having sexual urge a sin?
Having sexual urge/fantasies is a sin,tis recorded in d bible.Here we are talking about angels who are suppose to be without any form of sexual urge/fantasy,lusting after d beautiful daughters of men and eventually had canal knowledge of them.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God Having Sex With The Daughters Of Men In Genesis 6:1-4? by tiswell(m): 4:14pm On Nov 11, 2014
plaetton:
Yeah.
I am wondering too.
Sex-starved angels languishing in heaven since eternity.
Poor creatures.

Now, for all those women dreaming of heaven, how are we sure that history will not repeat itself, with legions of sex-starved angels up there?
hahaha,man dis one is very strong...God help us all
Family › Re: Help! I Slept With My Brother''s Wife by tiswell(m): 9:04am On Nov 11, 2014
Phema:
Assuming this is true. . .

What's done is done and I won't be dwelling on why you did it. Few questions: Does she love her husband? Does she still want to keep her home and be in that marriage? What kind of brother do you have? Is he the violent type that can hurt you two if he ever gets to find out? If yes to all the above;

I will play the devil's advocate and say; don't confess. This is the kind of secret that should follow one to the grave.

Move far away from your brother and his family. If possible, move to another state or even country and severe all forms of communication with his wife.

Truly and wholeheartedly ask God for forgiveness, believe you have been forgiven and leave it at that.

Discuss this with the lady when she has calmed down and see what she thinks. Is she one that can keep such a secret without breaking down and confessing one day?

I donot believe in any of those traditional curses. Then again, these things depend on the belief of the people involved. Whatever one believes in has a way of influencing whatever happens.

This is not going to be easy which ever way you look at it. Sure thing is, you two will have to live with the guilt till you die, whether you confess or not.
Wat op did was morally very wrong,but he needs advise and counselling,not bashing.The last time i checked,an ex-president slept with his daughter-in-law,rewarded her with juicy contracts and he never felt remorse till date.That dsame ex-president,remains relevant in in all spheres of d country's politics and parades himself as a theologian.Now,does it mean d curses dt follows such acts are meant for *commoners* alone,why did d said presido didn't relocate or atleast made a confession..?


@op,go on ur knees ask God to forgive u(privately) and stay away from ur bros' wife,it may happen again if u stay close to her...Go n sin no more!!!
Politics › Re: You Have Some Explanation To Give - Yobe State Governor Tells GEJ by tiswell(m): 8:36am On Nov 11, 2014
barcanista:
The CPs are answerable to the Force Headquarters not the Govs. The CPs only "Work with" the Govs.
Agreed...but the constitution clearly stipulated that d Governors are the CSOs of their respective states,confirm it if u hv a copy.
Politics › Re: You Have Some Explanation To Give - Yobe State Governor Tells GEJ by tiswell(m): 8:16am On Nov 11, 2014
barcanista:
My Guy forget that side. Govs are only CEOs but not CSOs. The CSOs are the CPs in the States
Governors are the CEO's as well as CSO in their respective states.The CP's are answerable to them,unless in a situation where there are politically masterminded agenda from d Govt @d central...Cp's can be used via d IG as an instrument.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God Having Sex With The Daughters Of Men In Genesis 6:1-4? by tiswell(m): 11:59pm On Nov 10, 2014
johnydon22:
that is it na... if the story was true why arent they angels trooping down to earth to bleep. because nawadays girls are hotter, sexier and more busty than those days girls... THE STORY IS JUST ONE BIG LIE
hahaha,my thoughts exactly bro.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God Having Sex With The Daughters Of Men In Genesis 6:1-4? by tiswell(m): 11:41pm On Nov 10, 2014
johnydon22:
hahahahaha the bible was very clear on it, the angels actually bleeped those girls which confirms they have joysticks and sexual urges...
Now,wat is ur point exactly,u mean to say dat angels do bleep wit der j**sticks till date,or does it mean today's angel's manliness doesn't function anymore..? Bro,somethings are better not think nor imagined,we are only humans.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God Having Sex With The Daughters Of Men In Genesis 6:1-4? by tiswell(m): 10:10pm On Nov 10, 2014
johnydon22:
so even angels have sexual urge too?? the have joysticks toohuh nawa oooo
Well,from imaginary point of view,angels are made in our(humans) form,as for having sexual urge and joystick,,dat is beyond my knowledge.We r told dt heaven is perfect,and all d inhabitants aswel,so i strongly believe sumfn must hv gone wrong somewhere,maybe it is not recorded.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God Having Sex With The Daughters Of Men In Genesis 6:1-4? by tiswell(m): 9:44pm On Nov 10, 2014
Ukutsgp:
are they angels in the first place?
Yea,dey were angels,dey sighted/zoomed dose(bathing) ladies from d sky/heaven,came down and had fun with dem,and dwell among men,dey never returned.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God Having Sex With The Daughters Of Men In Genesis 6:1-4? by tiswell(m): 9:26pm On Nov 10, 2014
They were d last of *fallen angels* dey were canal minded,filled wit lust for beautiful daughters of men...wondering how dey were able to develop a canal urge while in heaven though.
Nairaland General › Re: I Was Just Robbed In Unilorin Off-campus by tiswell(m): 9:19pm On Nov 10, 2014
Those days in school dey call it *obtaining*..sorry,op,u hv just bn *obtained*...may God replenish wateva u must hv lost sevenfold,amen.
Sports › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (5pm) by tiswell(m): 3:37pm On Nov 09, 2014
Tex42:
MATCH BUILD-UP TO SUNDAY'S CLASH AT THE LIBERTY


The Swans will be looking to continue their solid start to the
season when they host Arsenal on Sunday (4pm).
Garry Monk's side sat sixth in the Premier League table prior to
this weekend's fixtures - just two places below Sunday's
opponents.
After a run of five games without a win, the Swans secured a 2-0
victory over Leicester at the Liberty a fortnight ago before earning
a hard-fought point against Everton.
Arsenal, meanwhile, were nine points off the pace at the top of
the Premier League prior to the weekend.
The Gunners are unbeaten in their last five matches in all
competitions but threw away a three-goal lead against Anderlecht
in the Champions League in midweek.


TEAM NEWS


The Swans are without Jonjo Shelvey as the midfielder serves a
one-match ban following his sending off against Everton.
Arsenal, meanwhile, welcome back both Jack Wilshere and Theo
Walcott while Mike Arteta misses out with a hamstring problem.


“It will be a very difficult game for us.
They (Arsenal) are a top side and have a fantastic and talented
squad.
Swans boss Garry Monk:
“But we have great confidence and we’ll have the fans behind us.
It’s another sell-out crowd here on Sunday and hopefully we can
get them right behind us and put on a performance."
“Inside the camp we are very
positive. When we do not win, we are not happy. The rest, we can
live with. We are not touched by negativity.
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger:
“You always get taught lessons from people after the game but
before the game, our only target is to win.”
Op,it shud be 5pm Nigeria time,edit...

**teamgunners**
Sports › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (5pm) by tiswell(m): 3:36pm On Nov 09, 2014
Tex42:
MATCH BUILD-UP TO SUNDAY'S CLASH AT THE LIBERTY


The Swans will be looking to continue their solid start to the
season when they host Arsenal on Sunday (4pm).
Garry Monk's side sat sixth in the Premier League table prior to
this weekend's fixtures - just two places below Sunday's
opponents.
After a run of five games without a win, the Swans secured a 2-0
victory over Leicester at the Liberty a fortnight ago before earning
a hard-fought point against Everton.
Arsenal, meanwhile, were nine points off the pace at the top of
the Premier League prior to the weekend.
The Gunners are unbeaten in their last five matches in all
competitions but threw away a three-goal lead against Anderlecht
in the Champions League in midweek.


TEAM NEWS


The Swans are without Jonjo Shelvey as the midfielder serves a
one-match ban following his sending off against Everton.
Arsenal, meanwhile, welcome back both Jack Wilshere and Theo
Walcott while Mike Arteta misses out with a hamstring problem.


“It will be a very difficult game for us.
They (Arsenal) are a top side and have a fantastic and talented
squad.
Swans boss Garry Monk:
“But we have great confidence and we’ll have the fans behind us.
It’s another sell-out crowd here on Sunday and hopefully we can
get them right behind us and put on a performance."
“Inside the camp we are very
positive. When we do not win, we are not happy. The rest, we can
live with. We are not touched by negativity.
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger:
“You always get taught lessons from people after the game but
before the game, our only target is to win.”
Health › Re: I Need Help by tiswell(m): 12:41am On Nov 09, 2014
May God heal u bro,tis well wit u...cn i reach u via dormici...acct?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by tiswell(m): 12:02am On Nov 09, 2014
MizMyColi:
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*Happy Hands In The Air*
*Drum Rolls*
*Claps*


Ladies, Gentlemen, Trolls, E-Warriors, Stalkers and all groups on Nairaland, ably represented tonight,



I present to you.



Your Winner.

Miss Nairaland - DEC 2014 Edition



Charming
Sweet
Fresh Skinned
Intelligent
Down to Earth
Awesome

And

Breath-Taking





JENNIMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a Total of 224 votes............


You made it Hun.
Win, indeed is a three letter word.

You are Contestant Number 3


YOU ARE, THE WINNER.
smiley
kiss kiss kiss
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Wooooooow,winning duly deserved

CONGRATULATIONS QUEEN JENNIMMA,MAY UR REIGN BE SUCCESSFUL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 8th November 2014 by tiswell(m): 10:53am On Nov 08, 2014
And Chelsea tastes their first defeat of d season today....













*teamYWNWA*
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by tiswell(m): 10:29am On Nov 08, 2014
I VOTE JENNIMMA
Politics › Re: Oh Godswill Akpabio Is D Man, This Is Wow, Am Short Of Words. by tiswell(m): 10:02am On Nov 08, 2014
bigass:
Nigerian leaders always getting their priorities wrong since 1959. Billions of Naira spent on a stadium whereas maternal mortality is still high. No basic amenities of life no pipe borne water pry schools look like shanties no basic learning tools. How many well equipped pry health centres so they have in AK state. We need to fix basic thing before doing this. This is like America trying to go to the moon when many cities have untarred roads?
Take a trip to akwaibom swty,come back and re-write dis post.
Sports › Re: Akwa Ibom State Intl Stadium Opening – PROGRAMME OF EVENT by tiswell(m): 8:42pm On Nov 07, 2014
This is absolutely great job by the *uncommon transformer* enough publicity,even here in UAE tis beamed live....surely,Godswill has been done in Akwaibom state,Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Friendly (1 - 0) - Live by tiswell(m): 4:33pm On Nov 07, 2014
MzRaeRae:
Am in uyo...and its Nigeria Vs South Africa not ghana..its 19 or 18 not 7..dem never even open d stadium ..Better b Sure of what ur saying
Guess u r witnessing it live in uyo today,7th of Nov.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Vs Ghana U-23 Friendly: Probable Line Up by tiswell(m): 4:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
iconize:
Amokachi is the person handling the game.
Nope,keshi is incharge of the friendly.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by tiswell(m): 12:37pm On Nov 06, 2014
I VOTE FOR JENNIMMA
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Cries After We Kiss by tiswell(m): 7:08pm On Nov 05, 2014
menix:
Broz u re suffering frm onionsmatotosis, am sure u com frm d specie of homo-onions...
Hahahahahahahaha...u guys won't kill person o,btw,d Op needs a solution,not bashingsmiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by tiswell(m): 3:32pm On Nov 04, 2014
I VOTE FOR JENNINMA
VIVLY
ANNYPIE
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Sexual Desire A Sin? by tiswell(m): 8:47pm On Nov 03, 2014
NmaGOD44:
my replyhuh
Sent u PM since 1300BCsad
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Sexual Desire A Sin? by tiswell(m): 7:14pm On Nov 03, 2014
NmaGOD44:
I've been good.......all is well thanks to God .......and u??
Am fine dear...yet to get ur reply though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Sexual Desire A Sin? by tiswell(m): 10:21pm On Nov 02, 2014
NmaGOD44:
thirded... cheesy
fourted,lol..hw have u bn,omalicha?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Sexual Desire A Sin? by tiswell(m): 6:55pm On Nov 02, 2014
NmaGOD44:
u r right......I think dat summarizes d whole thing
Seconded

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