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This is the shocking moment a young man is apparently forced to hand over all of his clothes after appearing to be stripped Unclad during lawless riots overnight.
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fm7070:
Thanks for your responses.
@chaircover and others advices are well noted.
But I also want us to understand something.
This marriage is about 5 years old and I don't think we should be strangers to each other anymore.
She is not just interested in romances e.g. kissing her in the kitchen, touching her casually, etc.
Must the man be the only one that must initiate romance always? I don't agree to that.
I think she should reciprocate every good advances I make towards her as well.
I have bought various GNLD & Foreverliving products for female
I don't wish to break her heart, but if she won't turn up, I will get a sweet girl, and if she gets to know and doesn't like it, I will go for divorce.
Why should I be suffering on what I acquired

Take it easy op, the grass is not always greener on the other side.

OMG what happened to this woman.

Yeah,

funkybaby:
LOL @ capello's post match interview.
[/quote
]the guy was absolutely devastated. Seems he couldn't even thing straight.

Gernany ni oko iya won   another goal.

Another goalllllll

Enough moans about Lamps goal, let England improve on their defence if they want to get back in the game.

chiogo:
But definitely, Afrocandy. Gosh!! That woman is horrendous!

You can say that again and again, in fact horrendous is even an understatement. I just finished watching her video on youtube and I cant help but feel sorry for her and the people deceiving her.

Where is he coming from, the dead?

I am not sure of other banks, but I did withdrew money twice from my Halifax bank account using the ATM machine at Skye bank along toyin street and at another ATM machine in front of park n shop(not sure if that's the name) supermarket on Victoria island.  It dispenses Naira to you using the current exchange rate.

Thank you Lord, For my life, my home, my family and for all that I am passing through.  Thank you for your mercies your grace and for the forgiveness of my sins.  Thank you because I am 100% sure that you will glorify yourself in my life and in whatever situation I am passing through. What else can I say except Thank you Lord In Jesus name. Amen.

agabaI23:
Were you also a virgin when u met him ?

No, I be experienced candidate then.

I did not married a v. man, but we met when he was still a v.  and we got married  about 2 years after.  And if you care to know, he's still doing the job properly.

@OP



Before this time I happen to come across some healing scriptures on the internet which increased my faith in God and divine healing and I started to confess and pray them on my life and liver. I was like what have I got to lose after such a terrible medical report.  The good news is that the result of the biopsy which I got in Feb this year says that "although the previous scan showed fatty changes in the liver, the biopsy result says there is no significant changes in my liver and as such there is no need for medication - To me that is God at work Reversing the irreversible.
How that came to be is nothing short of another miracle.  If you are a christian you can goggle healing scriptures which was what I did and begin to confess it. God sure works in mysterious ways and wishes us good health.

My experience when I just arrived London about 4 years back.  I was out with my girlfriend and notice that almost everyone pressed their card holders (oyster cards) on the reader when boarding the bus and that there's usually a sound after that.  Meanwhile, I had  a paper bus pass inside my ticket holder and pressed it on the bus oyster card reader expecting it to make the same sound, when it didn't I just looked at the driver's face as if to say what is the problem and went on to take a sit.  it was later on I realised the card reader was meant for oyster cards and not for paper tickets

Miller all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

chamotex:
Is it your money?

Silly question.  The woman just said the man remortgaged "our house".
@ poster you better demand your own part of the mortgaged house money and do something tangible for yourself before you are left hanging.

Prolly your hubby's got something to hide because there's no justifiable reason for him not to add you except there's a skeleton somewhere.

ohisng:
Why would akon date street hustler like rukky what is her name? She think say akon be like all those tasteless nigerian so called celebrities? Rukky san san, go hide in toilet. U no reach akon housegirl

Oh boi, you harsh no be small, but come to think of it what is it with these so called Nigerian female celebs who can't maintain their figures after a while. they should go and learn a thing or two about keeping fit and trim ojare.

What kind of power play is this, It should not be allowed in any civilized society.

And you think this is enough criteria for a husband. I pity you. Pshior.

what a joke  

Hi everyone,

Who else in Nigeria do you feel can speak English language better than my number one nominee below.  ensure you give examples of their quoted speeches like I have also done.  After your submissions we will judge and pick the winner.                                                   





NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

I was once in your friend's shoes, and mine got so bad that my in laws started accusing me of infidelity- even to my face.  I eventually decided to relocate back to Nigeria on the condition that my hubby was going to help me get a job but after spending 9 months, i wasn't able to get a job with all my UK work experience.  Eventually,  i decided to pick up a trade(clothing business and catering) but i must tell you this, it wasn't easy at all - bad debts and all that.  But to tell you the truth, your marriage and family is worth more than your job and whatever money you're making there.

My advice is if you must come, come back prepared with the plans of setting up something no matter how little, so you don't get yourself to blame on the long run.  And while at that try processing your husband's papers once more who knows your being here might bring him some luck this time around.  This was what i did  and today my husband's papers been approved.
Goodluck.

Praise the Lord. I got a job with an agency dec last year and was sent to a consulting firm with 4 other white girls as temporary staff. But to God be the glory, out of all of us I was the only one asked to go for interview.

Also, during the interview the only question I was asked was if i enjoyed working there and would like to continue. To cap it all, i was also told during this same inteview that it was one of our senior managers that insisted that i must be converted to a permanent staff. This man has the reputation of being a racist. The only other naija lady i met there told me that this man had never made the mistake of helping a black person talkless of a nigerian 'cos he's had issues of fraud with nigerians.I was also told that this man so much fustrated the the person i took over from that she had to resign just because she's black and a nigerian. But to God be the glory, till i left the company , God made me tha apple of eyes of all the people that matters and those who called the shots in the company.

I can't begin to mention all the favour and goodness that God showed me since that period till date . They are just too much, Praise the Lord.

hmm.

sometimes lastwk.




wwtltu went window shopping?

A friend will never turn his back on you.

A friend will always be there in times of your difficulties.

A true friend is hard to find.