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na u know,im beefin u seriosly

^^^hmmppf arent u the one chasing babes up and down NL abi u think i didnt see. we'r now aving an open relatnshp, shebi na wetin u want be dat

wwaareva jare,the babe just has one look sha,no matter ow babed up she gets,she still has that local feel about her

eeeiya thats so sad,he was really a good entertainer

BoboYekini:
I just might resume talks with you in the new year, if you're really good

sweeety wey u na,ive missed u o

190:
[color=deeppink]sometin in me tells me Tjiskii was there live to see rubbish going on,  [/color]

na u know dat one, all i know is that there are things going on in this life that are hard to explain,whether or not u want to believe it

hhmmmm interesting,in 190's mind na,he has written a speech,anyways sha nothin do u,happy new year to u 2

^^i wonder why ure asking al these whys myself

hmmmpff everyone knows wen ure grounded,its groundnuts u eat not moi moi

^^hey u,i see our love has grown cold,ure now simply in lov
@poster welcome to the club honey,hope u ave a blast

Inked_Nerd:
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Oh please ::[/b]rolls eyes[b]::

don't u dare roll ur eyes at me younglady,go to ur room this instant,ure grounded

wwooowwzeerrsss,u mean omolola and 190 are no more,geeez,ive been away for way too long,wat on earth happened,oh welll

hmmm lemme see,
re-dated my ex and then re-realized why he was an ex in the 1st place needless to say he's an ex again(wonder what ud call sm1 who's been ur ex twice,)

@poster don't mind them jare, like they dont understand wat it feeels like to want to get back at an ex,or make em sorry they ever left you,here are some tips:
1)date the hottest guy u can find and make sure ur ex is nearby to watch u being treated like a queen
2)Get married to a rich handsome hunk, and display all the pictures on faceboook
3)have triplets for this new hunk of urs,and again display the pics on facebook,let ur ex eat his heart out,those babies & their oh so beautiful mama coulda been his

Well all this happens in the imagination,cos its kinda hard to get a rich hunky husband and triplets in real life, but by gosh, its still very satisfying

come but these things actually happen o,there was one that happened at my colleagues church,the woman had been preggers for 15 years,she'd spent evrythn she had tryin to find a solution, all to no avail,that was how she was directed to the church,that very nite she gave birth to a dead chicken and cock,apparently the babies in her stmch woulda been twins,my colleague was there live and he even brot the video4us to watch,twas really scary stuff

hmmmmmm,
1) cut my hair:i want to keep like babycurls,unfortunately i dont ave the liver to try it,my hair is fabulously long,plus my mum says she'll disown me if i try it
2)go skydivin:now that wud be reallyl somethin
3)have sex with a complete stranger

r u laughing at my pain young man,be ccareful o

i am actually,im begining to wonder wat keeps me attracted to him

hmm another soul recruited in to the illuminati

BoboYekini:
e nor enter jor 
you add me!

me love,watagwanning,missed u gan ni o

it isnt all about ur appearance for most women,for someone like me all i need is for a guy to be thoughtful,caring,attentive and sensitive, which isn't very difficult.
Just be urself,try to ave a listening ear and ure good to go

lastpage:
^^^^^^That should be very obvious to you, right?
"Do not request for the death of your enemies" says the Good Book!!
Go ask King Solomon.

the same bible also says that when the righteous prosper,there wil be rejoicing,when the wicked perish there are shouts of joy
so wen misfortune falls upon the wicked, of course there'll be rejoicing
thats the natural order

ooohh lawdy lawd,wat i wudnt give for some of that, yumm yummm

Akinagirl:
You are what you attract. So if you think these women that you attract are trash then maybe you need to look in the mirror, I am just sayin'

TOTALLY ON POINT

oh for pete's sake,wats with all this attention seekers, i bet she's waiting for someone to post a comment like-
"oh really,oya post ur pics and let's see wat u look like"
which will give her the opportunity she,s been looking for to show off her pics,sheeeeshhhh,people shud try to be more original

Holla!:
Hugh Hefner's Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He's engaged again!

The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.

Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory, I got what I was hoping for for Christmas, Crystal's love."

To make his news absolutely clear, the mogul then added: "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all."

Can you believe these couples' age differences?

It will be the third marriage for famous bachelor Hefner. He wed first wife Mildred in 1949 (they have grown children Christie, 58, and David, 55) before divorcing in 1959. In 1989, he walked down the aisle with Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conrad, and they went on to have sons Marston, 10, and Cooper, 9. The duo's divorce was finalized last year.

source: http://omg.yahoo.com/news/hugh-hefner-84-engaged-to-playmate-24/53006?nc

of course she burst in to tears,thinking bout having sex with that wrinkled old man is enuf for any1 to burst in to tears,
but i guess his dough will make for good cleenex