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superduperly hot ,lloooovve the track

^^^lol

@poster

oh for crying out loud, hope u realize ur nose will grow long,if u keep telling tall tales

190:
[color=deeppink]tot i waz the only person who noticed that too,  [/color]

yeah that's the kinda stuff u'd notice,cheapskate
dont mind me o, just kidding,owve u been

my darling,came online specially to wish u a happy birthday,kiss kiss

fooolish man,so becos he won that gulder ultimate search 7 million,he has mouth to talk,he had berra be careful,cos once that 7milla finishes,he'll be back to lobbying for roles in the same nollywood he claims is dead

eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, firearm, im away for only a couple of days,and alredy uve opened up a new thread with anodar chiccca,if i now go for a year nko? by the time i return ud probly be married with 5kids

190:
[color=deeppink]A Letter to all the brothers

Fellow brothers

Enough is enough with the way these women have treated us,

Enough with their excessive demands for recharge cards

Blackberry, weavons, Manicure, Facicure, Legicure and pedicure,

Enough is enough we wont continue to be exploited all in the name of we want a relationship

They always try to outsmart us in everything we do despite the fact that God created us first

or where they created first, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Enough is enough with their cheating habits as it wont be no longer tolerated

I am a good example of someone who doesnt cheat and never would,Guys i should be your ROLE MODEL,

we are all going into 2011 and we are all saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO To the wickedness of this black skinned women

where-ever they are, we wont continue to fall MUGU to these women,

Just the other day a guy complained that his GF refused 2 allow him attend her birthday cos he's not working yet and she had spare BF, This is clear

Oppression

Another story of a lady who wants to use her Man's head for money or sleep with her lecturer was also around the block a couple of days back

How long do we continue to linger in this suffering and injustice

All in the name of we want female company, sex and maybe marriage (ie the lucky ones)

2011 is almost here, males Open your eyes, You are not working and getting money to spend for ladies

How many guys here on NL has bought Xmas wrapper for their mom ( I bet 80% haven't) but they have plans to buy the latest Windows 7 HTC

mozart for their wicked GF's who have pure greed for only themselves,

Guys we must show these women we are smarter,

We rock this world not them after all we are the ones getting married 2 dem not the other way around!![/color]

waozzeerss,190 u came up with all this on your own,im impressed,pleasantly suprised, so u is smart afteraall

@ poster,wow beautiful write up,it brought tears to my eyes,wish we ladies could take some of the advice given here,unfortunatley, we don't,

we know someone ain't good enuff for us,yet we continue with him,closing our eyes to the flaws that are so glaringly obvious,hoping someday,

somehow those flaws would miraculously dissapear,sadly we open our eyes tooo late to the reality of things.

^^^^^hush up boi,u is so annoying sheeshhh

hey sweets,owr u doing,dont worry very soon ill be back with ya

BoboYekini:
tjskii, longest time o!
how u doing babes

yekibobo owr u,i dey o,werin dey

190:
[color=deeppink]^^

i missed you too

where have u been

im angry with you cos uve refused 2 let me call you

send me a mail youve refused

forget it, i wont beg you for it again

if you email me i would delete it and i wont talk 2 u again!![/color]

hmm 190 sweeeeerry,so are u saying ive been fashied by you,oya sooowwwyyy na, ,oya lemme send u the mail

i hate been nagged,arrrggh cant stand it

met him on facebook

190:
[color=deeppink]Tjiskii can never cope with firearm watch out and quote me,

she would end up wiv me!! [/color]

in ur dreams bubba

HONEY IM HOMEEEEEEEE,IVEE SOO MISSEDD YOUUU

cudddle him 

iiksjt

hmm it sounds like idjit,so not cool

love-vendor

chauffeur

@firearm tell him booboookins  

^^^no thanks, ill pass
and i bet i know wat ur reply will be

cork: u always feel ure gooder than everyoneelse,u isnt even all that(no offeince)

tjskii: wow,dejavu

^^^pally go hug transformer jor *smh

hmmm na wa o,see as all the guys take dey attack the poster,he/she has a right to an opinion,if it hits too close to home for you,go baff on top transformer

poster norin do you jare,carry on,who the shoe fits shud wear it  

kai but he's 71 na,wetin im dey find,oh well i guess evry1 needs companionship,hope the lady in question is around his age sha,or else ,

jeez had no idea misssy was gay,sheesh

wetin she dey find sef,42 yrs old ,6th round of invitro watchamacalit,abeg make she commot make i see road jare

Phate07:

Mi lady tjskii, why dont we disapparate out of here and make our magic together.

hmm disapparate, aint that risky,dont want a situation where ill reapparate with me lips on me forehead or ave your legs as elbows

Phate07:
[color=#550000][b]
More for mi lady, tjskii.




I'm not an Animagus but
sometimes I can be real
animal.

down boy,down


A couple nights with me
and Moaning Myrtle will
have to get a new
nickname.

[/quote]me likey

You look like you'd be a
good Quidditch player.
Want to ride my
broomstick?


[quote]

BoboYekini:
seriously? 
when i dey there, hmm

wen u abandon me for NL jungle,how i for do na

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!! kellis

i dey feel this song die

Phate07:
[b]
Some cool Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines guaranteed to put a magical spell on her. (Only for magical folks pls )

We may not be in
Professor Flitwick's class,
but you still are charming.

I don't have an invisibility
cloak but do you think
tonight I can visit your
restricted section?


I want to get my basilisk
into your chamber of
secrets.

My love for you burns like
a dying phoenix.

You know, Hagrid's not
the only giant on campus.


Do you think you could
take on a mountain troll in
the bathroom like
Hermione did? Would you
be ready in five minutes?

Wanna make some magic
together? My wand is at
the ready.


If you were a quaffle and
I was a chaser during a
quidditch match, I'd score
with you.

I must have had some
Felix Felicis because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm
in Azkaban and dementors
are sucking away my soul.

You know, the Sorting Hat
placed me in Gryffindor. I
think it's because like
Godric Gryffindor himself,
I too have an impressive
sword.


Want to go to the Hog's
Head, if you know what I
mean?


Being without you is like
being under the Cruciatus
Curse.


Want to have a Tri-Wizards
Tournament? Well not
really "Tri-Wizard," I was
thinking more one wizard
and two witches.
[/b]

me likey

Mr-Cork:
tjskii (f), madam I bet u wear thongs & G- Stringss,

[color=#006600] coz I heard the G-Stringss in Nigeria is made from Mosquito net (no oofeinse)[/color]

u heard right bubba,the better to keep insects and creepy crawlies like you out