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What Kind Of -ese Are You?
« on: April 05, 2006, 01:42 PM »

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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the
plane on the way to LA, when the American turned
to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of "-ese"
are you ?".

The Japanese, confused and replied, "Sorry but I
don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of "-ese" are
you ?".

Again, the Japanese was confused over the
question.

The American, now irritated, then yell, "What
kind of -ese are you ?? Are you a Chinese,
Japanese, Vietnamese, etc, "

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I'm a Japanese!".

A while later, the Japanese turned to the American
and asked, "What kind of "-key" are you ?"

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What you mean
what kind of "-key" I am ?".

The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a
Yankee ?"

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