₦airaland Forum

Collins4u1:
is that the new rule?

There are only two options..
Obiano's second tenure (which is more viable),, or No election at all.
Any third option is a total waste of consideration..

"I'll Be Back"

nairalandbuzz:
I am groot

Guardians of the Galaxy

pocohantas:
If his wife has been depriving him of sex intentionally, that's wrong.
He should just do his best to take care of his children, they did nothing wrong to him.

Don't underestimate the effect of a warm experienced nunu on an erect prick. It immediately goes to the brain and switches it off.

...Switches it OFF.?? Or abi ON.??

This one's beauty is average....
Bianca's beauty is excessively stunning......

Were they somehow forced to come out for the rally.??
They all stood like Zone-Bees

miteolu:
Politics is Nigeria is too expensive. Talk of money to obtain candidacy form, campaign logistics and many more. Only youths that have strong godfather and financial ocean can survive.

If Independent Candidacy is approved in Nigeria,, you don't need money for obtaining of candidacy forms from parties any longer

bigCassava:
23-year-old John Paul Mwirigi beats rival Joseph Mwereria to win Igembe South Parliamentary seat in Meru County with 19,366 votes.Mwirigi is currently a third-year university student whose campaign was financed by his supporters. On holidays, he worked as a boda boda rider in Maua town. He ran as an independent candidate, while his rival contested on a Jubilee Party ticket.


Source –
http://www.u2gossip.com.ng/2017/08/23years-300l-varsity-student-wins.html?m=1

"...He ran as an independent candidate....."
That was the only thing I saw there.

menkano:
I just feel like letting people know that we have GSDs 100% DDR bloodlines in Nigeria. My names are Okorie Agwu Chukwuemeka,CEO Household.
We have
Duke
Blackie
Chelsea
Jerry
Tom
Agric
Bullymax
Bullymax2
Hector...DDR/Czech

Why are they all mating.??

These people should stop all these threats.

UncleSnr:
After reading all these, someone will come and tell me Noah's ark folklore is real.

Now,, I'm very much interested in this very topic..
Why is it not real.??
....
Any other person here that thinks the story of Noah is Real or Not-Real should also do so with valid points.
..
Oga Explorers,, I hope you would help us in this one too

Rubyventures:
It is such a shame that Blacks have been programmed to think that blue eyes are prettier than brown eyes. I call this slave mentality. Unchain yourselves it doesn't mean it is better just because the white man said so. learn to love your features not the white mans standard for beauty.

Coloured eyes are rare amongst blacks..
So, once people see rare things,, they start making it a big issue..
Meanwhile,, a fair coloured Nigerian person with coloured eyes is not rare..
The rare gem is a dark/ebony person with coloured eyes.

People with coloured eyes are now the new gold-mine.??
I'm off to search for mine..
I'm ganna hit my millions soon.

ONE SIMPLE QUESTION..
WAS IT FREE, FAIR, CREDIBLE, AND VIOLENT-FREE.??

These Oyibo pple sef

I smell firearms-abuse by some bad students

ecoeco:
..

#1 rule of successful entrepreneurship

Never sell to the poor

If u want to help d poor sell ur products @ a high price to d rich nd help d poor with d profit

That business will surely crash



#Eco99#

Cowbell didn't do that..
I remembered those days.
We could lick dry powdered milk anytime we liked without having to go to the big Peak Milk Container to steal it, just because we could afford N10 to buy Cowbell Sachet Milk.

xxxtedyxxx:
sure...


y not.

Kaii..
Anyway.. My own is,, If I discover I am getting into the friendzone of any lady, and I asked her out, and she turned me down or gave me some ambiguous answers,, na to just forget about the lady be that..
Everything about her in my mind ends be that oo.. She would even be the one trying to call up once in a while, and the calls sef would be like disturbance to me by then.
Some people would say, "You fight for what is yours"..
For me,, I fight for what is already mine, so as to keep it as mine,, and not for someone who is not yet sure what she thinks about me, or for someone who already declined.

xxxtedyxxx:
It's the greatest emotional investment. That's the meaning. It's the door/key which unlocks all the positive emotions a woman can experience towards a man.

Now,, tell me more..
With all the constant sex and all,, can it still be possible that the lady is still not expressing her full positive emotions to the guy.??

xxxtedyxxx:
You don't get the basic investment theory.

Sex is the greatest investment in any relationship, especially for the fair sex. Once a guy sleeps with a girl, there is every possibility, he might sleep with her again. Her emotional response towards the guy increase beyond the normal.

I am not talking about rape or sleeping with olosho oh.

#Peace

So,, the reward for the initial "greatest investment" of sex is "more sex, and more and more sex".??

xxxtedyxxx:
2. You Are More Invested Than She Is.



Sounds familiar?

Everything you do to make a relationship or social interaction move forward is termed "Investment". You sow a seed of investment when you do any of the following: call her, text her, send cash, start chats, and so on. When you do these things too much, you become predictable, like Kunle. You need to give your target an opportunity to miss you, so she can replay your investments. Giving her too much attention will never achieve that. And dont forget, SEX IS THE GREATEST INVESTMENT...

The person who invests more is the one who is more attracted, and sadly, the one who feels more pain after a breakup. Conversely, the person who invests less is the one who does less work, and the one who controls the convo.

Rita never felt anything for Kunle. He was too obsequious and predictable. He gave her too much attention. She only kept him around because of his magnanimity.

DON'T BE LIKE KUNLE

So, with the bolded,, If Sex is still considered as Investment in a relationship,, Then what is the REWARD.?? !! !!

Ramsey is 46.?? This guy no wan old oo..

I googled VIC O..
The guy is just trying his best to shine,, but his village pple no just allow him..
(he had been trying so hard to sail with propaganda and diss tracks)

cutieberie1:
Well have u seen anyone with that name because I have not seen anyone answering Judas not to talk of Judas Iscariot
Lol, what do u think is d reason
Cc:lalasticlala

Judas is the same as Jude..
Judas Thaddeus is same as Jude Thaddeus..

Hmmmm. Don't ever play with RPGs.

Why don't they use dummies.??

Nbote:
Watch some morons term him an IPOB or Biafra stunt... Such movement would have had its intended effect if not for sycophants and ethnic bigots who would find a way to distract attention from d initial aim...

But his head is not FLAT naa..

Shaplessly excess

pBuhari:
He uses everything as joke.

*nonsense




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He was shading Samclef...
He is trying to show us that all those guys are just joking

pBuhari:
He uses everything as joke.
*nonsense



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He was shading Samclef

Afam4eva:
Is there Imo state governorship in 2017?

The politician himself plus the producer of the poster are just so confused.
They just copied and pasted Kcee's poster verbatim without even thinking

NwaAmaikpe:


20 Nigerian Names And Their Funny Direct Igbo Translations

1). Olaitan = A threesômer
2). Iziegbe= Gun head.
3). Alaibi = land of enlarged scrotums.
4). Alanta= Small Brezz
5). Obusonjo= Full of ugliness
6). Osibunjo= stealing is a crime.
7). Buhari= carry it around, change it
8.) Maimuna= you don do me enuff
9). Amuneke= preek dey create
10). Amunike= preek and yansh
11). Imieke= Python's nose.
12). Hamza= Leave me alone and swell
13). Adamu= I failed.
14). Awo= Frog
15). Babajide= Father hold.
16). Bukola= To carry it all.
17). Efe= Clothe
18). Dauda= To sound very loud
19). Dapo (D'Banj)= To fail woefully.
20). Olaniyi= A good for nothing.

Crazzy.!!
You forgot:
Yemisi = Give me Head.
Olaniyi = A wasted person.
Olanisi = He fúcks the head
Ladoke = Fúck a rat