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corisande:
it's a lie! Did this really happen?

It happened.. Pure.

Explorers:
5. The porn that was heard over a department store loudspeaker.




Target shoppers in Campbell, California, got an early morning earful of porn playing over a loudspeaker in 2015.

Mom Gina Young was in the store with her two sons when she heard the commotion and posted a video of the incident to social media.

The Minnesota-based retailer believes the pornographic audio originated from an outside source and had so far determined that no employees were involved in the disturbing broadcast.






I can't imagine the scream from the hanging speakers in the hall

I have experienced accidental audio porn too.
..
Those far back days when we used to watch late night movies on ABS TV, it happened that one midnight like that, a movie was playing, and all of a sudden, the sounds of the movie went off but the visuals continued playing. Next thing, some background sounds,, then a female voice moaned loudly.. The female voice was not from the movie that was playing...
After some cackling background sounds and some more moans from the female voice, the movie sounds came back on..
I couldn't stop imagining what went wrong, yet I stopped paying attention to the movies. I was lost in my imaginations.
Then the worst happened.
The movie-sounds went off again, and this same female voice took over immediately.
Come see shouting.!!
"Ooh Fúck.! Ooh Fúck.!! Ohh Shít.!!"
And the guy's voice was grumbling quietly., with sounds of "kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa" clearly heard in the background.
Like Thirty full seconds, these sounds continued..
I don't even know when the sounds of the movie later came back on..
That was how I stayed there and watched the rest of the movie without any single interest in it..
As if things were not enough,, after the movie, the duty continuity announcer was seated to announce that they have come to the end of the day's broadcast. A "not so beautiful" lady that wore pink ruffled polo, with her "somehow scattered" hair.
I've never seen her face on ABS.. She probably might be a new staff or something.
Just before she started announcing, she didn't realise that the camera was already on her. She blew a kiss in the direction of the screen in a very sexually inviting way. Then, her eyes ogled in surprise with her mouth open, then she coughed immediately and started announcing that they had come to the end of the day's broadcast bla-bla-bla..
Her voice was the same as the voice of the moaning lady and the "Ooh Fúck" lady..
She was the one being fúcked right there in the studio.. What tha Hell.!!
She finished announcing and was waiting for the camera to cut, and her face changed and became sexually inviting again, like she can't wait to leave that seat and get back to action...
Then the camera went off, and the coloured-curtain covered the screen..
Then, I heard the shifting of the rolling-chair, some doubled-up pace of someone bare footed running across the room, and the same female voice saying "Baby Come Here..."
That was when the national anthem started playing..
I stayed some minutes after the national anthem and the pledge, with the hope of some more audio-porn,, but I was disappointed.
They went off-air after the pledge.

Explorers:
Xvideos & EbonypulseTV.

This guy just knows everything..

mkoabiola:
As the local government election in Lagos is gathering momentum, politicians are campaigning to get the votes of the electorates but this is campaign bill board of a PDP councillorship aspirant
...Nigerian politician can be so hilarious and gullible during election.

This is a campaign bill board of a politican in Lagos

We are looking for credible candidates,, and this aspirant is still busy doing party-politics

falconey:
Do you get paid?

NO..
HE ENJOYS GETTING PEOPLE ENLIGHTENED...
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BLOG..
I THANK GOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE HIM

I saw them making fire.. Did they eat the bird.??

Guy is handsome. Lady is rich.. Why e no go work.??

All that they know is violence..
The Nigerian Police will never learn

bbbabes:
Hmmmm...Msc is not bad naaaa.

Millions don't even have a Bsc.
.
Am okay with my MSC, never think of going further

Why u turned your photo upsidedown is what I can't just explain.

This Wike's son is never happy..
I hope all is well with him.??

sexybbstar:
Give him a "torchlight" head phone that has no SD card slot. Since it's just for him to make calls.

It will be worse if he still sees the porn from friends' phones

The guy said we shouldn't pity him.??
Hahaaahahaahahaa.. He will soon drop off as a result of too much enjoyment.
Excess of everything is baadd.

Nickymezor:
first class mu.mu. .. na play ooo. I rooted fr him as well.

That was in the past naa..
We are now talking about 2019

How much does it cost altogether to get it and install it.??

A.K.A ZONE-BEE

My Own Answer is Ipobexposed

Riddle..
I am something.
I will vote for Buhari in 2019.
What Am I.??

Are there Nigerians living and working in North Korea.?

Even the Igbos don't need Igbo presidency.. Let them keep it

bantudra:
well...the nigerian army thought otherwise..

Let the army continue spilling innocent blood.. The nemesis will come on their heads.
They will never have peace of mind..
..
But then, what is actually your headache in this matter.??
It is The Biafrans who themselves decided to go there and be killed for what they believe in.
It is the Biafran Blood.
Why is it causing you headache.??

bantudra:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!....game over!.....

ipob is officialy a terrorist organization...trying to stop campains and the right for people to vote.....

thats unconstitutional....

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!....

The chanting was by the people of Onitsha.
Not even IPOB..
So, the whole lot of Onitsha people, and by extension - All Anambra people, are terrorists.??

Why is the guy wearing the engagement ring.??
Who engaged who here.??

I WILL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR..
NA CALABAR OOO..!!

Explorers:
Some scientist are with and some are against the fact that this can lead to rise in sea level after melting.

They claimed that the break off has claimed 10% of the ice shelf and that can hasten more glacial flowing into the ocean.



But to me personally, i believe that this can cause the ocean level to rise.

Just like filling a bucket with water, then drop 5kg of ice into it.

Its going to spill now abi


Pictured is what normal iceberg looks like, its floating and about 80% of the mass is underwater.

Now imagine something that's over over a trillion-tonne, 5800km2

Will it be that badly felt globally.??

Davidgrey:
[color=#000050]Highlighted point is shallow!

This was all about science! | Why do you clowns feel the need to bring religion into basic issues?

The notion that what man doesn't understand is "god's doing" is amplified foolishness

Basically, Religion makes you(clowns) give up trying to solve problems "I can't solve this, so god"

Having said that..... Do I need to reiterate that irrespective of the pains involved, Women were "designed" to bear and survive the pains involved, This argument is baseless. [/color]

WHY MUST YOU USE THE WORD "DESIGNED".??
"DESIGNED" BY WHO (OR WHAT).??

I'm coming back later to see the outcome

dingbang:
just pay me my money bro...

Without fulfilment at your work, salary on itself is not enough motivation

O ga ooh..!!
Yawwaa don gass.
Sarcasm gone sway

SENATE PRESIDENCY KWA.??

HMMM.. DEADLY CRUDE TECHKINOLOGY

See as the other guy just out hands for waiste dey watch them like: "you sure say u no be gay??"

Now I have confirmed it.
"Nigerian Boobs" will be dropping soon.