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Abduletudaye:
The blacker one!!

Are you trying to snatch her away from me or what?

See,, if you mean the one on the extreme left,, just get ready for some fights

I came here in search of Nwamaikpe..
Did he comment on this thread.??
I need to read whatever nonsense he wrote.

These pple are seriously downplaying the Local Government Council decisions..
Or do they not represent "The Voice Of The People" too.??

higherpower:
Please encourage your Cownu to also write his own.

Joe will only write his own story.. Nobody knows him..
Thousands of people are writing the story of Kanu.

NwaAmaikpe:



That's a nice one from the Postmaster.
I've never gotten postages from Nipost..upon enquiry, I was told it was my address.

#12B, Uzontaejiagaogbanankume lane, off Nkemjinaanyigbum street. Umuakpirido layout.
Nsugbe.

So I already got my '3-word address' for NIPOST.
It is
Just Fvck Off.

THIS GUY,, YOU MUST BE AN ALIEN..

celestialdamsel:
Am laughing already

I can imagine how you look when you laugh..

Abduletudaye:
The poster above sef...

Oboi!! Na that black one fine gaan!

There are three black ladies there.. So, which of them.??

celestialdamsel:
y e dey hungry you

Make I enjoy this ur beauty by hearing u wit my ears, seeing u wit my eyes,, and finally getting to make you laugh

So, you can't put her picture here for us to know whether you are telling a lie or not.??
I don't believe you jarre

Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me

Tell her that the wedding is cancelled.. Her reaction would determine if she wants only the wedding, or she really wants to get married to You

celestialdamsel:
Guys, why can't you just give?

To meet you in person just dey hungry me ryt now

jonathanOz:
The shape of the woman used for this statue no sexy at all, unlike that outside the Unizik Law faculty. The one at Unizik used to make me hard whenever i see her. Sweet old days.

So, wat prevented you from foking it.??

WE NEED FOLLOW-UP ON THIS.
WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT LATER HAPPENED.

I was looking for the bulge, but I no see..
If the car turns him on, the bulge would have appeared that time he was kissing "her/it"..

Dear Nairalanders..
Am I the only one that is still waiting for more pictures on this very thread.??

NwaAmaikpe:



Ideally, girls should not wear panties....


God created that opening to be only covered by a hymen or a preek.

One reason I love reading your comments.......
Natural Craziness Runs In Your Blood....
Chaiii.!!!
There is always some unequalled amount of highness and weirdness in all your comments I've seen so far.

KayDEAN:
This girl is too beautiful to not blow, those village women are just trying to hold back her shine, tufiakwa, enemies of progress, if the mother is weak minded, they will influence her

The Village Pple wan chop her destiny

Throughout yesterday, all the Diamond Bank ATMs that I went to were not paying.
The staff in all the bank branches were all saying "we are working on it. It will start working very soon"..
Now, it's a new day and a new month..
I am yet to confirm this early morning if the ATM system have started dispensing cash.

jwoodscrane@yahoo.com is tied to a Dormant [url=https://mobile.facebook.com/profile.php?v=timeline&lst=1410888838%3A650706770%3A1501540532&id=650706770&refid=17] Ray Woodscrane [/url] account on Facebook..
The one and only activity on this dormant account was uploading of a timeline picture of a young man (a boy so to say) sitting inside a plane.

Go to: https://mobile.facebook.com/profile.php?v=timeline&lst=1410888838%3A650706770%3A1501540532&id=650706770&refid=17

I am thinking she deliberately posed like that for her photos to go viral on the internet

NwaAmaikpe:


I respect Nnamdi KANU,
I believe in Biafra
But I am a blunt non-hypocritical realist.

Nnamdi KANU is taking this too far,
After watching the Owerri video today with soldiers I was very unsettled.

It's a very thin line between bravery and insanity.
He should not dare armed soldiers and policemen please!!!

He tried it in Ebonyi,
He's done it again in IMO
He might not be so lucky.

I commend the young soldier who restrained himself despite the taunts and abuses.
Nnamdi KANU, please, please stop courting trouble.
The IPOB crowd can even be infiltrated and they will disturb the peace with soldiers who will be left with no option than to defend themselves.

Long life Biafra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LDMFEm9J0E

The thing that will happen is that, the Police and the Army would register their presence, and they would be very cautious.
They would end up escorting them to the rally venue.
They better (in their own interest) not shoot anybody, or cause any death.,, if not, it would be recorded against them..
Remember,, it is called "Lagos Rally", Not "Lagos Protest", neither is it "Lagos Violent Protest"..

He should allow the 10-days to pass..
(Unless he is a coward, then he can go on and fidget)..
Imagine,, they dared to threaten the FG.??

If the war finally starts, one of these power wielders may go rogue (or power-crazy) and decide to involve Africa by all means, and thus, letting a nuclear warhead drop on one of the well populated or fast developing countries in Africa..

It's just as if they invented Twitter just because of Trump.
Only God knows which of the past leaders he was calling "Foolish".. I guess he was referring to all the past leaders of America

They went there just to make friends.?? What was their position in the competition.?

Do Nigerians even pay tax adequately sef.?

sisisioge:
What is the worst the government can do to a debtor? Prison, freeze assets ...that's all. Why kill themselves? What an unstable minded couple!

They don't want to be alive to witness prison or poverty..
Too much ego and self-pomposity

When is the next batch going to be invited.?

Jaabioro:
Explorer whenever your topic is on, the readers would have something naturally, amazingly and a spellbound attention.. to hold on to.. Great you're are when it comes to explored the past, with theories.. Take my cap bros!

If him take ur cap,, wetin u go come wear again naa.??

ladyF:
Hian....

Abeg make i go find work wey dey ground level...

U never liked heights from day-1

Bad Guys.!!

"Olusegun Kayode Bello"..
A combination of the names of three Bad Guys..
O.B.J,, F.F.K,, and Yahaya Bello..