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come and join me sing Halleluyah, jehohav Jireh has done me well 2ce

Jehovah ure too muchhhhhhhh

all enemies, thieves, political thugs, rogues can now run back to their claves

SLS is not getting sacked anytime soon


i have a good feeling Jonathan is the man to save Nigeria

well done Joey

SLS, can we have more thieves behind bars plsss

28Schweet:
the thread was, IS MY RACK HOT OR NOT?, Darnit 4 deviating,

ur rack is hottttttttttttt

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6062112#msg6062112 date=1274293482]Y Me na ghost. . . . .
Only a dark Lord like me can communicate with her. . . .She appears n disappears at will.
She was here on Monday and we. . . . . .[/quote]Dark Lord don jam Dark Knight

who go win?

of course na batman

wo i wan go sip some spirit; one of the gurlies on parade in Gidi is hosting awon boiz
i dey waka


@Y Me
ill see you around; dont go near that boi
ok?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6062068#msg6062068 date=1274292905]I don dey marry Y-me since you were still carrying drawing board to school.
See dis man.

You will see a tattoo in my name on Y-me's boobiez.
Na me put am there to swat off trespassers like you.
Anuofia!!! [/quote]siddon  4 London dey fantasize about my babe

Y me is in 9ja with me; continue drawing tattoo on the booobies you saw in ur dream

thief

y me:
i thought we were gonna do it all night long
just one hour ?
tbk417 you can beat that time right?

all night kini?

i can last a year


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6062068#msg6062068 date=1274292905]With enough shekpe and paraga, YES. . . . .
Otherwise tkb is a one minute man. [/quote]send funkybaby to me and she'll come back with tales
u never holla

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6062053#msg6062053 date=1274292665]TKB, leave my wife(Y Me) alone o.
Han han, you nor dey tire?
Go and meet your Ayettymama and Pweety4sex, abeg.[/quote]if i whoze ur face ehn, u will not see clearly for 365 days

who is ur wife? u berra dial funkybaby right now and stop this ur break dance

i can be very violent when people waka pass my boundary o

be warned

hehe

someone has been banned

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6062035#msg6062035 date=1274292358]Y Me, come collect your Kondo o.
It's 7pm. . . . . . .I have to see Basirat and Kuburat by 8pm.[/quote]u have started again?

ill beat u up one day i swear

chamotex:
I'm not surprised with the people I found on this thread.  SMH
Well, I was just passing by . . .

[size=2pt]Damn! see bobbi . . .poster, je kin suck die ninu e[/size]

lmao

y me:
if thats you then i gat to say O.M.G

am gonna break you ya know
but gat to check you out first

hehe

take ur time and check me out; i no dey shake

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6061899#msg6061899 date=1274290541]SAURON'S ABOUT TO. . . . .

[img]http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/KenPark-Suicide.gif[/img][/quote]The angels manning the gate of heaven have closed shop

no more entry for this year

abi na Hell u wan go? Life is sweet without Stillys jugs o

think twice o

warreva. . . .

Germany and England will not win the World Cup this year so i dont know how Germany are superior to England as at today

y me:
nope you gat it wrong 9.5 does it for me

u rate urself 9.5

pls be rest assured someone is trailing you right from today

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6061852#msg6061852 date=1274290044]This is SERIOUS. . . . . .
Intel says Stillwater is getting a bre[i]a[/i]st REDUCTION and if she does. . . . .expect a mass suicide on Nairaland.
Make una help me beg am not to DO IT. . . . . .[/quote]whats her size? 40 DD?

why would you want to do that?

thats serious o

hmm, lets hope she wont fall into A category when shes done with her reduction therapy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6061823#msg6061823 date=1274289672]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's OFFICIAL,  i am HEARTBROKEN. . . . . .[/quote]kpele

do u need some super glue to mend ur shattered heart?

dayokanu:
Germany are undoubtedly better than England at every point for most of 40 years. Germany was in the final of a major tournament 2 years ago when England didnt even qualify

doesnt mean England cannot beat them if they play today

whats the scoreline the last time they played?

Dont rule out the Capello factor

y me:
that's terrifically hot
and from what i can tell you gat a lovely face too

compare those to yours

whats your score on a scale of 1-10 if what we have here is 7

England havent been spectacular but i doubt Germany are better than them presently

Spain, Holland and Brasil will always beat England tho

and when since your lifetime become the terms of reference in football?

football has been b4 and will be after your lifetime

England has a world cup, spain and co dont!

how many UCL titles did Bayern win in your lifetime?
1 out of 4 so does that mean Bayern arent as successful as UTD who has won 2 UCL trophies in your lifetime?

Ujujoan:
*roooolz eyez*

that piece of info is for those who have stuff to flaunt

28Schweet:
tbk, merci mi amor,

So I b with a fake 9ija cause broda never knew gidi, 2 think,

ur bobo is an "assorted"

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6061449#msg6061449 date=1274285388]Surely, u haven't seen what i saw. . . . [/quote]she must have changed diet

the ones i saw werent bigger than what we have here

I thunk as much. . . .

Someone should go and bring Missy B, Tope 2000, Funkybaby and Madam Stillwater.
Those are the only golden chesticles on this forum.

Funkys booobs aint different from what we have on this thread

davidylan:
Hers look ok . . . they wouldnt qualify in the "hot" category. However there is no beauty in A or B cups!  

abeg those booobs wont fall in A or B categories

shine ur eye well

28Schweet:
.

Sir Adu what is gidi? Asked the husband,made it sound like a bad thing,

im not sure Adusol knows ure not a Nigerian

meanwhile, Gidi means Lagos

davidylan:
Those peanuts? I'm looking for b.o.o.b.s.

hehehehehe

so ur spec should be 40DD

chei

sesman:
I suppose it all depends on the size of your hands, small hands men = small bosoms. Big hands men= big mammarys, ya dig  

no way

like everybody has said, big tits are only good in bra

free a 36D like the one on display and ure in for a good time

funkybaby:
things were fine until i discovered he had tore off the first page (where i had wished him a great year and signed off with my name) from the book i had given him for christmas !

things were fine until he told me suddenly that he was going away on a ''vacation'' and asked me not to call him, ''except it was an emergency'' and that ''he will call me''. it was not rocket science to know he was off with another woman !

****ahem****

i was busy at work

sesman:
sorry bro, you are wrong there, bigger means better!!!,  , i suppose it depends on what you are using it for  

bigger means trouble in handling

if i cannot handle properly, then its too big

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=447972.msg6060985#msg6060985 date=1274280565]Ok, Boss!![/quote]hehe

i have an idea; ill tell u how to go about it later

until she asked to move into ma crib

sesman:
from the little i can see so far, I have to say i've seen bigger and better , no offence

if its bigger than that, it might not be better
speaking from experience

Missy B, am i on track?