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ayettymama:
your friend is not helpin!

oooh oti to nau
which of ma friends
i have many friends on NL
which one?
folly?

@Folly
free ayetty o abeg
oya truce?

Abekeade08:
Abi ooh TKB, help me ask am ooh?

Ayetty, I think TKB is a nice guy ooh, how many NL bobos will apologise to a girl on NL. I don change my opinion about TKB, He is a real man joh.

now i can rest
i hope ayetty will take a cue from this

meanwhile i think stillwater has gone with Sauron
crazy duo

so im left with the gurl in yellow

milkan05:
*thinks about thread*

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

*shakes head*

*concludes nairaland has nothin to offer with regards to his specs and walks off*

someone shd pls sweep his dirty legs away
shior
who invite am sef?

ayettymama:
do i sense a bit of beggin??

its only that i cant see properly
i dont think its enuff??

oya no vex
how babe go dey fight man like this

take it easy ehn

@ayetty
hahahahaha
truce joh but i stand by my word

the valentine part is 100:0 by me
its not 50:50

@Ayetty
will you come off all these jagba jantis

truce?

@Ayetty
those posts were to you

babes, i stand by them hence the reason they've not been edited

the posts are strictly for you- no one but you

if u dont drive a range, u dont have a chance with moi
yeah i said that and i said some peeps ddnt grow up with VCRs in their homes and now they want Bang and Olufsen as gifts
i said it!!!
tkb said all those so what?

Abekeade08:
Ayetty, please open tkb's yansh ooh. I can give him my GF and have him hurt her.

Abeke
nothng to open that i cant say here

we were on a thread on how materialistic babes can be and oh yeah, the convo developed a feminist/gender undertone and we (folly and I ) resisted Ayettys utter and share baloney

whats there in having differing opinions?
she came out like the Queen of England and i stepped ma feet on the pedal like the man that i am
i dont take shi.ts from just anybody
thts the koko; nothin to expose abeg, na the whole shebang be that

i be clean niggar
where is the chic

follypimpi:

No worries u knw she's gbo gbo bigs girl,Yankee kan stillwater kan,no worry she go gree.By the time we flood her apartment with bunch of roses,shewill accept kia kia.

abeg edit
she doesnt want to hear roses
she wants the physicals and the baphs

im off to West London to go arrange for Stilly abeg
she no get crase

ayettymama:
stillwater knows not to even venture to that side!

i like her mayne

12 hrs??

i cant do it!

what do u know about me madame?

quit sending wrong vibes to Abekeade; nothin u say or imply will make me not take Stilly to Doha
and fyi, if Stilly goes with Sauron, the lady in yellow will fly to Doha with me

and why not concentrate on ur juncan abi what did u call the name sef? and free me

@Dayokanu
the way it works is this

u walk in here and say the name of who you want as your val
she comes in here to agree to refuse you

Stilly has refused me and has been battering ma image here so right now im on a collision course with her
its either she agrees or hmm, i go with with Abekeade's offer (she looks cool also)

stillwater:
If you come with a rose, I'll flog you with it and give you the beating of your life. The least amount of roses I have collected was a hundred bathed in heavenly frangrances. Now you're coming with one? Is this poverty or what?

babes, im sure u know ma status in town
thinkin of upgrdain to 2010 Range soon so i gat what it takes to make u feel like a Queen

what do u want?
name it
Rolex, L. Vuiton bag, prada shoes, presidential suite as the King Faheed hotels in Doha?
what do you want babes?

it promises to be a memorable day if u agree to this
trust me

dayokanu:
Stillwater,

TKB is a good guy o. I can vouch for him If he messes up hold me responsible.

correct!!!!

follypimpi:
TKb nah pastor ooooooooooo

Pastor ke

stillwater:
If you've been fasting, that means you neck would have shrunk by now and would be as long as an ostrich's. Chai so when we go to doha, if they ask where is your boyfriend, shame will be catching me to point at you.

nah!!!
dont bother
im as fit as a fiddle; 14th of Feb, i'll smarter than tiger woods sorry Denzel washignton

just accept to be ma val

stillwater:
He's not o. I caught him one time eyeing a female client. His eyes were dazed, boring holes into her shirt. Fear catch me that day.

wahala don enter NL
so cos i looked into someones eyes/shirt, ive turned a bad boi
will u be ma val or not?

hbabe:
Very few nice guys around here.

haha
nice shot

i remain who i am, tkb the armour of the spartan army!!

i take it in ma stride

ayettymama:
because im soo typical

im going to derail once again! im sawy

looolstillwater
im seriously laffin at tkb

hehehehehehehehehe

why are u laffing @ me
wetin i do u? see all those ma digs are just plays o
dont take it personal o
i no get anythin against u at all

Abekeade08:
Thanks babe.
hmm really, I thot he was one of the nice guys Guess not.

Abekeade
dont mind stillwater
i think she has an oath with Sauron
this is saurons handiwork and im gonna teach that boi a lesson he will never forget
spoilin ma name online
okiz, we shall see

meanwhile, gimme the one in yellow if stillwater still stick to her guns/sauron

stillwater:
Fine girls you've got there.
You don't know tkb? The boy is a bad boy. While he was writing all that he was on top of a woman o. He thinks I don't know.

what are u saying
i just broke ma fast
RCCG is fasting i told u babes
the only day i wont fast is Vals day

im not with any woman o see this babe sha

stillwater:
No, just wanted to see you beg!!! Hahahahaha. . . Perfect bliss. Yeah I'm mean like that.

ok babes, im on knees with a rose and askin u to follow me to doha
it promises to be fun
how else can i beg o?

hehehe, egbami o

so if they dont send amodu on a refresher course, he wont go
why u sef no wait for govt to send u go do ur masters for abroad

@denitro
u have made sense abeg
nice one

1) amodu is simply a dullard
2) his players dont believe in him so what else do we want if his players think he is tactically inept
3) amodu cannot read a match to save his life

how can u guys explain using 2 defensive midfielders when the opposition was defensive
tht summarises ma first point

he doesnt have a brain in his skull

stillwater:
Beg more. But Sauron will not be happy with you.

beg more?
ok dear; i've called the agents to get us on the luxury chamber of Qatar airline to doha
i promise u it will be the best uve had
its a promise

Sauron
is that boi ma nemesis or what?
cant i have a decent life without that boi's sand sand in ma garri everytime?

Sauron has a gurl for valentine and pls dont tell him i said so

now will u be ma val

stillwater:
@tkb

You no well.

what is it stillwater?

u want me to ask u properly

pls be ma val; i promise it would be an eventful day for u
pls dont say no
on ma knees