₦airaland Forum

Eeyore:
Sorry, but is that the infamous English referee, Howard Webb, officiating?

cvibe:
You think they came here to eat noodles?

stillwater:
You're not serious.
This will work only if the poster does not get pregnant immediately.

But in Nigeria, you marry to knock up the wife before the blink of an eye

. lol

stillwater:
Is two not better than one? Hunger was not killing them before, why now? With both income, though meagre, coming into the house, they'll save on a lot of things like electricity and water bills than they being single.

Puvguy:
TBk

I will ignore your yab and ask u a simple question. So poor ppl no suppose marry again?
Poverty is as old as the world so what is the use procastinating the inevitable?
They have the chance to fight out together when still youthful, downside is that
sex would be the only solace.

Cristalz:
@TKB
Okay, you've got a point.
But fact still remains that it's completely vexing when a team retains so much possession with zilch to show for it.

stillwater:
So spending on your wedding means you must carry belle in the advent of marriage? Besides you can have a small wedding. Is it the food that matters in weddings or the signing of the marriage certificate?

@Tkb
See what I meant back then when I told you it's not about possession?
It's about what you do with the ball when you have it, even if it's for 10 minutes.

We had greater possession yesterday but couldn't make it count.

Vieira:
How can Man U fans complain about fairness?

remember the win you 'stole' from the gunners?
remember all those extra minutes you reqd to equalise?

It is rich to hear manc scum now bleating on about fairness.

may thunderbolt strike all your groins.

stillwater:
You can marry but don't get pregnant.

jay bee:
who is sponsoring your wedding?
if both of you are then it's advisable for it to be suspended for a year or 2 and the money invested in viable business.
If parents then beg them to give you the money to do above.

If you both go ahead and start making babies then you should be crucified cos i don't see how it makes sense to bring children into the world to suffer.

posakosa:
^^^^^  


African virgin is probably worth $400  

Blonde white chick is probably worth $100,000-200,00

Puvguy:
Working hard is relative, a truck pusher works hard. U should know by now that the quantity of work u do
doesn't make one a rich or comfortable person. I advice u do ahead with your wedding plans regardless, as
miracle happens.

Puvguy:
Since u live fly u can help her by hiring her man as your driver.

ritchboy:
Drogba was shaking his legs like a 5 star demon was being exorcised from his anatomy!

Vieira:
Did you really buy him being that hurt by the challenge of Evans?

He play acts too much and I was really chuffed he got a yellow card for palyacting esp when for once he may have had a genuine reason to complain.

texazzpete:
So you're God now, eh?

Vieira:
Drogba is really a poof.

He deserved the yellow card.

My only regret is that Evans did not take out John Terry as well.

jalether:
Accept your lost instead of being a sore losser like your manager, who makes excuse for everything

You don't see us crying all over the thread and making pathetic excuses for loosing to Aston Villa

jalether:
Are these not the same scummies criticising arsenal for playing "football with no substance", what an irony

I don't give an F U C K, result is the name of the game, celebrating a good performance is just a method to divert the

shame of your defeat, you guys lost so cut the bullshit

FBS:
TKB4177777777777777777


No come use Chelsea vs MU match vex for guy hia oo!

OMO IBO:
You dey shine teeth now because we dey talk about about romance.

Change the topic to football now, yesterday's game to be precise your temperature go increase.

OMO IBO:
you and who dey visit romance??
When be the last time you see post for there?
O boy, hold ya side.

OMO IBO:
dude, slow your role.
looks like my comment hit the wrong nerve which wasn't my aim

I thought the sports section had a limitless threshold for/of humour. . . . . obviously not.

O boy, apologies if you are hurt.

dyabman:
your Yanriya nko?