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igelomo:
@TKB u na no go kill ne for here

Thou shall not die but live to declare the word of God in the land of the living

say amen bro

jay bee:
Mehn your fiance's words are deep mehn. Makes me wanna get married. hehehehheheheheh
Nice one
another broda off the market ladies
Some of us are still waiting oh

wetin una dey talk?

lajjy:
Prophet TKB417, ABEG NO FINISH ME WITH LAUGHTER , please give details of your church service so that I can partake in urpowerful ministration

Manna from heaven ministries aka House on fire

our services are only on sundays because of the busy nature of the trustees

however, we have services once a month (last friday nite of d month) for house wifes, single sisters and single mothers where the pastor deliver hard sell ministerations to these women. We made it a strictly women affair so they can come out of the closet and lay bare their problems to the man of G who in turn give bespoke counsellings as the spirit leadeth

kindly advise the beautiful married, single and single mothers in ur area. our website is under construction

thank u

EzeUche0:
Jason just shut up. You annoy me now with your post. One minute you say stop this nonsense, the next minute you are partaking in the nonsense.

how is he partaking in the nonsense?

^^^

see mehn!!

u need her BB Pin? for what?

lmao

samix:
then u guys should stop bitching about who's got the highest degree. It sulks sometimes

that was a red herring and has got nothing to do with the thread

AISHHA:
@Hbabe, y u dey ask me if he fine! for the rocords sha. he too set with loads of pepper, dats not the interest sha!!! I feel soooo goooood now!!! I'll go home, have a cleansing bath and grab my husband!!! Pastors thanks for your help sha!!! but i dnot need u guys, salvation is free.

our deliverance sessions dont cost a dime apart from the Olive Oil ure supposed to bring

lajjy:
@tkb417 , u see say she even prefer the burger to bible,

my brother

pls buy the burger plenty

as soon as i read that from her, the spirit fled from me and i heard a voice deep from heaven saying

" why are you bothering yourself, her boss got to her through kfc burger in the first place" as soon as i heard that, i decided to retrace my steps cos it seems im dealing with a woman that cannot be cleansed in 365 days

u aint seen nothn yet

Ozone is hitting on Odunnu too

time to wrap him up and auction him to someone

I am a holy witch
Sorry for my mistake, go ahead with your planned deliverance sessions with another man's wife.
Dem go cut ya blokos if you no dey caref

go and meet Jaybee for ur deliverance

my blokos is immuned to any mutilation

ewo orisa

^^^
ko gbomo wa , ko le gbomo lo

won ti gba omo lowo e

chei!!!


ozone is a bad guy eya eyah ohh

lajjy:
Aisha, abeg forget about your boss, he is of no good 2 u, please concentrate on your husband , mould him into those irresistible qualities u found in your boss. Give him clues of how to improve his bedroom skills if that is one of the things entangling u to your oga.

Abeg, cleanse urself of this horrible act , u might even endanger your innocent hubby.

Biko, jor, abeg, If u told me u not do it again, I will buy u KFC BURGER.

man shall not live by bread alone mister man

buy her a bible

AISHHA:
And the fake pastor fit be the real husband, lol

u know what im saying

we havent even started the counselling, ure alreading showing deep understanding

ure a smart woman, thats what your boss saw in you

dont worry, all will be fine after the 3 day counselling

hbabe:
E fit bi true o.
And now fake pastor Tkb wan corner the wifey.

you no go STOP to dey color me bad

i say my plans are good. abi u be witch u see wetin dey inside my heart  

how i go corner person wife? i dont do stuffs like dt

too big for dt mehn

jay bee:
u can come for a private praying hour at me church

did you ever go to the seminary or the bible school?

wetin dey Deut 20:15?

hbabe:
Every married person should stick to his/her partner or quit.
Are you saying you will tolerate your wife dating her boss?

same way my wife will not tolerate me banging my secretary

na 2 ways. I dont wanna see it from one angle

hbabe:
Oghene meh!
<<Clears throat noisily>>

I can imagine what will happen after/during that warm embrace.  I hope she changes for the better and not drop her boss and pick you.  I just dey think o.

abeg go lick ginger make u clear ur throat

i have good intentions

jay bee:
I just dey watch/learn from u master

mshew

u people go just dey miscontrue small small things

just dey look jare

jay bee:
@TKB
Hallelujah * 5

Ogo Ogo Ogo Ogo Ogo fun Olodumare

u wan sing hymn?

bfire:
Ok, i hear una ooo.This how dem dey start oo. I rest my case

how den dey start wetin?

u don open church? cos i wan dey attend ur church

hbabe:
And how do you want to help her?  Do you plan on sending a delegate to beg her boss to take her back?
A married woman should stick to her husband or quit the marriage.  

ok. so married men should stick to their wives or quit the marriages too?

then 95% of 9ja men would leave their wifes

hbabe:
And how do you want to help her? Do you plan on sending a delegate to beg her boss to take her back?
A married woman should stick to her husband or quit the marriage.

one on one consultations

ill sit her down and show her the way of righteousness. Can you remember how Jesus used to embrace sinners with open arms?

I wanna be christ-like and offer my warm embrace and good counselling. Im sure after the whole counselling, she'll become a totally changed woman.

bfire:
[b]Poster:
You must be sick and don't even have any morals at all; you are a disgrace to womanhood.
You are married for good or for bad and you never mentioned that your husband is impotent or treats you badly. Even at that you have no respect for your family. Not to forget your sister also, she's a slowpoke and i think it runs in your family.[/b]

im sure you dont sin.

take your curses away abeg. The babe needs help. we are tryin to figure out how some of us can come handy and bail her out of this ish

siddon there dey curse like Abija

AISHHA:
My husband is cool, handsome and self employed too and loves me.

coolio

like how old are u? late 20s, 30s or wht?

u have kids?

^^
bro, thats how the madman makes me laff evryday

This Cork will not kill me on NL


@Obo Boco
u shdnt be responding to the guy

hes just a tease babe

^^ why cant u sell RVP for Rodallega?

u want us to sell our future WPOTY for one useless Rodallega

oo serious

pally, how far?