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make i hear say nigeria no carry dis trophy.

it helpz 2 scare husband or wife prediators away,

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1.It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
2. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
3. A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
4. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
5. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
7. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
8. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
9. Rats and horses can't vomit.
10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
11. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
12. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
13. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
14. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
15. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
16. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
17. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
18. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
19.Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
20.Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
21.Hot water is heavier than cold
22. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
23. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
24. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
25.A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
26.Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
27.You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath
28.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying! 29.Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
30.Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breath. 31.The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump!
32.One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
33.Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different!
34.The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
35.Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
36.Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
37.The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
38.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
39.Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
40.Butterflies taste with their feet.
41.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
42.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
43.If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
44.The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
45.A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minute 46.it’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska,USA 47.The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
48.Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
49.Of all the words in the English language, the word ’set’ has the most definitions!
50.On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 51.Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not 52."Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
53."Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. 54.the left female breast is slightly larger than the right. 55.The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its’ heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
56.The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
57.Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

sugar 001: 2nd to comment

sowii u r 2nd try next tym

wao........can't believe this

I’ve learned-
that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.

I’ve learned-
that no matter how much I care, some people just don’t care back.

I’ve learned-
that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

I’ve learned-
that no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I’ve learned-
that it’s not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.

I’ve learned-
that you should never ruin an apology with an excuse.

I’ve learned-
that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better know something.

I’ve learned-
that you shouldn’t compare yourself to the best others can do.

I’ve learned-
that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I’ve learned-
that it’s taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I’ve learned-
that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I’ve learned-
that you can keep going long after you can’t.

I’ve learned-
that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I’ve learned-
that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I’ve learned-
that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

I’ve learned-
that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I’ve learned-
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I’ve learned-
that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I’ve learned-
that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones to help you get back up.

I’ve learned-
that sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn’t give me the right to be cruel.

I’ve learned-
that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I’ve learned-
that just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

I’ve learned-
that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.

I’ve learned-
that you should never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed it.

I’ve learned-
that your family won’t always be there for you. It may seem funny, but people you aren’t related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren’t biological.

I’ve learned-
that it isn’t always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you are to learn to forgive yourself.

I’ve learned-
that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn’t stop for your grief.

I’ve learned-
that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I’ve learned-
that a rich person is not the one who has the most, but is one who needs the least.

I’ve learned-
that just because two people argue, it doesn’t mean they don’t love each other. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do.

I’ve learned-
that we don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I’ve learned-
that you shouldn’t be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I’ve learned-
that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I’ve learned-
that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt and you will hurt in the process.

I’ve learned-
that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

I’ve learned-
that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I’ve learned-
that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.

I’ve learned-
that it’s hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting people’s feelings, and standing up for what you believe.

I’ve learned-
that people will forget what you said, and people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

By Omer B. Washington

if u r nt kia4l u wil end up like her.,

4low ur hrt sweetie,luv bearz al tinz believez nd endurez al tinz,no 1 s perfect...hw i wish i hv sm1 2 luv.gud luck dear

4 real men it's possible.

i felt unique,though i'm lookin 4wd 2 dat on nl.nl queenz i'm vacant ooo!

i felt unique,though i'm lookin 4wd 2 dat on nl.nl queenz i'm vacant ooo!

xynerise: I felt like I have been "toasted"

lmao

;(boko again;(

Birds don’t urinate.

Ants never sleep. Also they don’t have lungs. Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.

Horses and cows sleep while standing up.

If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop – they use their tails for balance.

The horn of a rhinoceros is made from compacted hair rather than bone or another substance.

The bat is the only mammal that can fly. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.

Bats always turn left when leaving a cave.

A tarantula spider can survive for more than two years without food.

Even when a snake has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids.

Despite the white, fluffy appearance of Polar Bears fur, it actually has black skin
The average housefly only lives for 2 or 3 weeks.

Male mosquitos do not bite, only female mosquito bites.

For every human in the world there are one million ants.

For every person there are rougly 200 million insects.

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

Alligators and sharks can live up to 100 years.

Rats breed so quickly that in just 18 months, 2 rats could have created over 1 million relatives.

A bee must visit 4,000 flowers in order to make one tablespoon of honey.

A honeybee has two stomaches- one for honey, one for food.

A bee can see the colors green, blue and ultra-violet – but red looks like black.

Great white Sharks can go as long as three months without eating.

Mayflies live for a year or more as larvae; but as adults they live for only a few hours.

Killer whales kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

Killer whales are not whales at all, rather a species of dolphin.

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale. The heart of a blue whale is the size of a small car.

A cockroach can survive for about a week without its head before dying of starvation.

When a dolphin is sick or injured, its cries of distress summon immediate aid from other dolphins, who try to support it to the surface so that it can breathe.

A dragonfly can spot an insect moving 33 feet away.

The heart of a shrimp is located in its head.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

The oceans contain 99 percent of the living space on the planet.

The fastest bird, the spine-tailed swift, can fly as fast as 106mph.

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length. It then grows inside its mother’s bag.

Dolphins sleep with one half of the brain at a time, and one eye closed.

The leech has 32 brains.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing sand.

The average outdoor-only cat has a lifespan of about three years. Indoor-only cats can live sixteen years and longer.

It takes a lobster about seven years to grow to be one pound.

On average, pigs live for about 15 years.

Sharks are the only animals that never get sick. They are immune to every type of disease including cancer.

Goat’s eyes have rectangular pupils.

The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times.

in you spare time pls pause and reflect on this. What small thing could you do to make someone’s day better?
What impact do you want to leave on the world?

When was the last time you tried something new?

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

What do you wish you spent more time doing five years ago?

What is the difference between living and existing?

If not now, then when?

Have you done anything lately worth remembering?

If you had to teach something, what would you teach?

What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?

Is stealing to feed a starving child wrong?

What lifts your spirits when life gets you down?

Have you ever regretted something you did not say or do?

Why do we think of others the most when they’re gone?

Is it more important to love or be loved?

If a doctor gave you five years to live, what would you try to accomplish?

Can there be happiness without sadness?

What’s the one thing you’d like others to remember about you at the end of your life?

Is there such a thing as perfect?

What does it mean to be human?

Are you happy with yourself?

Can you think of a time when impossible became possible?

How do you spend the majority of your free time?

How have you helped someone else recently?

What did you learn recently that changed the way you live?

What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?

What will you never do?

In your lifetime, what have you done that hurt someone else?

When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

i hv noticed dat ppl dn't engage in platonic relationship,everybody wants to hv sex even wen we knw it's not dignified.ur views pls

Gee001: Now back 2d question. Very much single trying 2 mingle!

can i meet u i'm single daring to mingle

coal city

SANS PRIXS a french word wc means priceless in english

SANS PRIX a french word wc means priceless in english

big up's gurl, its wat u want believe me there're so many of them out thier waiting 4 u ;Dbig up's gurl, its wat u want believe me there're so many of them out thier waiting u....

i love noodles alot and as a student eating noodles is one sure way to survive and to minimize cost buhhh of recent i hard dat too much of it causes cancer plssssssssssssss how true is this? any nutritionist in the house...........

BarryX: [color=]There seems to be a tiny difference between the two... But please Tiwa, can I meet your mother for the introduction thing proper ? This crush experience is killing me!! What a beauty?? H*a**d*on!!! [/color]

make u go hug transformer

BarryX: [color=]There seems to be a tiny difference between the two... But please Tiwa, can I meet your mother for the introduction thing proper ? This crush experience is killing me!! What a beauty?? H*a**d*on!!! [/color]

make u go hug transformer

@op pls wat's wrong wit matching ur shirt along wit ur socks....i do it alot.,hp say i no fal hand sha...

in the lord i have taken my refuge,we are not beta than them buh we still have the chance to make a u turn if we are going the wrong way God help us rip our beloved brodas & sisters

buh many of us claim 2 luv God whom we hv nt seen....