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Will tell her to hold on that am coming, next month go still meet me “ am coming “

Good rebranding, agberos in suits and sneakers shouting “ owo mi da”

Some people dey this life sha, you see boils and still put prick I go fear to get you as friend self

No be bushbaby be that

27? U still young nah, uncle use that money to learn nursing and then japa from this country when u are done, you will thank me later

Fools, sex that you can get these days with a bottle of coke self has now made you to have a criminal record, dem no go know wetin dem do themselves until dem wan come out for an elective post in the future.......spits

My niggar, those days na bike we Dey use slap babes bum bum, when we see babe dey waka for road with nice bum bum, we go just tell the bike man to shift near her and then give the bum bum a nice slap

Bike men too dey understand

This guy just dey talk anyhow, I remember when he was talking anyhow about tompolo, las las him still go beg

I know a lady that works in one of these finance houses in Abuja, fine tall fair babe( sometimes I wonder why she does this, she is so fine she can get any rich guy if she wants) to fvck her you need at least 50k, she doesn’t do personal houses you must take her to a hotel and no small talk you fvck her once and she is gone.she even has a fine car. Even if you say hi to her on phone, she wouldn’t reply till you state ur business.

Human beings dey for this life sha

Like joke like joke dem don dash eke to London cell

I don’t care if he will win or not, but I am voting OBI cause he is the best amongst the contestants and I will go home happy with myself

Would have loved to see some bigger shrimps being involved, but you try sha

Op, na you personally snap these pictures,

If you get money for naija better use am bribe or do whatever to get kala ooooo, so when dey come , be ready for them oooo, no friend in this jungle and na well to do people get enemies pass........fact

For this one I support you, one bottle of very cold kunu for you bro

Sapa sapa no fit catch me

Don’t fvck two friends, it doesn’t end well

Open church sharp sharp and make me ur treasurer

Doesn’t bushy pvssy sweat and smells since air can not circulate in there?

vanida6:
Lolx Liverpool no get single joy for bournemouth today


But as goals dey cheap today Salah no dey score list even assist self e no show

400k a week

And they payed him more that mane

If you have a business that’s pays more then why work for someone else, I don’t understand that part

Obi cubana call loading........................../

Must be gay, poor fellow

Why you no advice baba to do this

The only difference na texture and color na, so why the complaining. You know how many babalawo him check before him get this one

VeryWickedMan:
Take your son for DNA test. If positive, kill the mother.
If negative, kill both.

Use poison.


Modus operandi:
Smile a lot in the days leading up to this act.
Forgive her. Act like you've come to terms with the situation. If abortion is decided, support her. If successful, act relieved and happy. Behave well. Buy goodies for the family. Defend her furiously if attacked by nosy friends/family. Allow sufficient time to pass where you won't be suspected (months).


Strike.

I Dey fear una for here ooooo

Uncle , dash her to that guy and find a brand new one case closed, next please.

Op, where would you rather be, in a man’s butt?

Abeg leave us to enjoy what the lord has made biko

If you add your own na bad thing