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Politics › Re: Tinubu Deliberately Put Northerners In Key Places – Ribadu by tobenuel(m): 5:56am On Apr 19, 2024
helinues:
grin cheesy

NEF and AYF dey para because they have been schemed out of things. The real northerners are solidly behind his excellency Tinubu
same lyrics everyday, you don't have ryhmes

where can the REAL NORTHERS be found?, in political and other appointment offices abi

make God no allow bad thing to happen to you helinues
Politics › Re: Wike, Ortom, G-5 Governors Celebrate Over Outcome Of PDP NEC Meeting by tobenuel(m): 5:51am On Apr 19, 2024
Malroux:
There's a job opening in my place of work buddy.
haba mana, allow this guy rest na his already employed here. just that they need to pay him occupational hazard allowance, his been clamoring. that's why sometimes you see him drifting like a motorcycle
Politics › Re: Wike, Ortom, G-5 Governors Celebrate Over Outcome Of PDP NEC Meeting by tobenuel(m): 5:47am On Apr 19, 2024
Toh until further notice, celebrate everything
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is Nobody Talking About Congo DRC Vs Rwanda War? by tobenuel(m): 5:43am On Apr 19, 2024
helinues:
Why are you attacking the messenger while ignoring the message?
Ok so it's time for question and answer now?

messenger ke, your always a bearer of vile comments and news.

where are you from?, have your people gone to farm since last week?

your claiming that your enlightened, remove the firewood wey dey ya eyes first


I go soon shenk you squarely
Romance › Re: What Is Keeping You Awake And What Is The Time In Your Location? by tobenuel(m): 5:33am On Apr 19, 2024
ednut1:
10.44 Pm. On the thread mill
ah you want to run some kilometers before you sleep?

na so una dey do for there
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is Nobody Talking About Congo DRC Vs Rwanda War? by tobenuel(m): 5:28am On Apr 19, 2024
Lemme use your very own words


'why are you triggered by my comments?'

live and let live
Politics › Re: FG Needs ₦‎3.2 Trillion Subsidy To Reverse Electricity Tariff Hike – NERC by tobenuel(m):
After all these hikes, taxes, increment and so on, yet nothing is guaranteed.

I enter one shop yesterday, the man dey tell me say one cup of garri na 150 now, I jejely ask am WHY, say no be garri wey people dey fry for their backyard everyday. the man carry chair sit me down say people no dey go farm again, say some set of roaming human beings dey kill and kidnap people any how, and nobody go open mouth say pim. say people no go fit dey afford garri again, and him wife don buy 70 bags of semo, and him dey plan to buy more semo stock for shop incase popular demand start.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Israel Launches Missile Strikes On Iran by tobenuel(m): 4:16am On Apr 19, 2024
The Israelite vs the Persian wars

In Mortal Kombat voice


Finish them!!!

Flawless victory!
Travel › Re: Reconstruction Of Gate-oje-beere-oja To Oba-molete Under Bridge by GSM govt(pix) by tobenuel(m): 8:43pm On Apr 18, 2024
So nobody here wants to talk that beautiful blue roof



If no be British govt wey draw the plans of Lagos, nothing really come out for that side. my broda nothing at all

likewise GSM is trying
Celebrities › Re: There Is Only One GOAT In My Country And It’s Me,” - Davido Brags by tobenuel(m): 8:18pm On Apr 18, 2024
That's hilarious
Romance › Re: I Might End My Relationship Because Of My Babe's Family by tobenuel(m): 7:09pm On Apr 18, 2024
Agozskey:
what is your definition of finished?... Because I no gree to be a simp to my babe mama... Omo, u mumu o
of course your a finished man. since you want to exchange words with me, come on. na your type go dey on top of woman and she go dey chop chewing gum. dem don see you finish na. It's quite obvious your not mature or you have shallow reasoning. run from that family and face your hustle. e be like say you no watch nollywood movies when you small. quote me again, make that your relationship go scatter this night. the yahoo boy go soon carry out him threat, dey there
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Establishes National Education Data System by tobenuel(m): 6:54pm On Apr 18, 2024
One step at a time, give me 247 year in year out light first. every other things fit be jara.

I'm done studying rocket science
Romance › Re: I Might End My Relationship Because Of My Babe's Family by tobenuel(m): 6:47pm On Apr 18, 2024
This OP is a finished man
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates With Okocha & Yobo After Getting N10m Bail(Video) by tobenuel(m): 6:27pm On Apr 18, 2024
athaboi:
poor Yoruba Muslim
😂
wash off your make ups very and take a stern look at me and my moniker, those adjectives you used can't qualify me. I wanted to rebuke you but you have been absolved, go and sin no more. I'm Tobe, from the tribe of Igbo

Udo!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Threatens To ‘review Nuclear Doctrine’ If Israel Attacks by tobenuel(m): 6:10pm On Apr 18, 2024
Righteousness2 is quite funny. his reasoning is always one way direction[ him no get time for permutations]. I will have some words for him, but not today
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Threatens To ‘review Nuclear Doctrine’ If Israel Attacks by tobenuel(m):
This OP and Israel related news are like 5 and 6. he must have c.ummed like 5 times upon imbibing this very article and his patiently waiting for his thread to hit a wider coverage[Nairaland front page] so as to implode and explode simultaneously. allow countries that are clamoring for war to proceed, let them show themselves approved, so that Heaven will take note. but this OP will rather beat himself up
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates With Okocha & Yobo After Getting N10m Bail(Video) by tobenuel(m): 4:17pm On Apr 18, 2024
LagosFirstSon:
Stop hating and go make money

Stop hating on successful people
If you want to banter, then do it constructively. why should I hate on my own brother?
Culture › Re: Oduduwa: How A Banished Benin Prince Became The First Yoruba King by tobenuel(m):
Africans practiced very weak oral tradition. in this our present time and age, the words oral tradition would be likened to 'propaganda' by some people here cos they will say it is of a biased or misleading nature. The whiteman has done well, some or most of their histories are well documented [I don't want to dwell on how they did it]. This debate about Bini and Yoruba seniority will go on for a very long time. politics really destroyed Africa, it didn't start today o. To even give a vivid account of the 2020 endsars movement, one will hear so many narratives, the tongue will keep telling lies.

That FreestuffsNG guy is acting up, his adrenaline rush is high. he is Nicodemusly romancing the OP, but words has failed him.

let jejely sit on the fence here, I can't cry more than the bereaved
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates With Okocha & Yobo After Getting N10m Bail(Video) by tobenuel(m):
If you get mind spray monie again
Food › Re: See What 200 Naira Got Me. by tobenuel(m): 5:50pm On Apr 17, 2024
EmiloCorn:
See? That is why I said this guy is one of our finest members. cool him and yarimo are dragging the title wink

You think it's easy that he attained the rank of Agbado Godzilla ? NO! It was his hard work unique attributes that enabled it wink
yarimo even though say na the most stupid Agbadorian, him never reach helinues levels. some times sef helinues no dey mind him pay masters sef, him go just dey yarn opata, him na the highest agbadorian
Food › Re: See What 200 Naira Got Me. by tobenuel(m): 5:44pm On Apr 17, 2024
@Op I tell you solemnly, you have had your reward
Politics › Re: State Electoral Commissions Are Governors’ Rigging Tool – El-rufai by tobenuel(m): 5:42pm On Apr 17, 2024
Ibechris2:
I didn't see where they mentioned Obi in this write up.

This madness must stop.

Can't u find another thing to write about and be useful for once.
let dem mad and roam about Nairaland, so they can earn their monthly pittance as a result.
most times when I see their comments on here, I just shake my head
Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Abduct Channelstv Reporter In Port-harcourt by tobenuel(m): 12:15pm On Apr 12, 2024
Planet Earth is not safe again
Politics › Re: FG To Provide Solar Subsidy In Nigeria Through $750 Million World Bank Loan by tobenuel(m): 12:11pm On Apr 12, 2024
Good one but until the project is started and completed then we will celebrate


but for now

this one na Akukor mama Ngozi na ndi yard
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Jailed For Six Months With No Option Of Fine by tobenuel(m): 11:58am On Apr 12, 2024
shim no get lawyer to plead her case

well it's a win for naija gehs, cos Bob don too pepper dem


throw him into male prison asap, with him money sef him go still dey run things inside prison like Escobar
Politics › Re: Lagos Court Grants Emefiele N50m Bail by tobenuel(m): 11:51am On Apr 12, 2024
I hope this one will be the final bail
Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi Attacked With A Knife & Acid By A Lady During A Live Stream Session by tobenuel(m): 7:16pm On Apr 11, 2024
hhgg
Celebrities › Re: Jnr Pope Is Alive: He Was Revived - AGN President by tobenuel(m): 10:11pm On Apr 10, 2024
Righteousness2:
You are an evidence of one who lacks insight to realities of life and what really matters.
May God show you mercy.
Chosen praise the Lord!!
Travel › Re: Third Mainland Bridge Is Now Fully Open After Repair Works by tobenuel(m): 2:50pm On Apr 04, 2024
E sharp
Politics › Re: Arraignment Of Binance Executive Stalled by tobenuel(m): 12:51pm On Apr 04, 2024
I'm just seeing the picture of the man for the first time... FG no gree for anybody o
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi Distributes Generators, Grinding Machines, Others To Constituents by tobenuel(m): 12:44pm On Apr 04, 2024
Thank you Mr Akin Alabi. that's a very kind gesture from you

The first picture with the woman, gats use that grinding machine grind 24/7


this life no suppose hard

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