₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,174 members, 8,515,895 topics. Date: Monday, 09 November 2026 at 06:16 PM

Toggle theme

Tobenuel's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Tobenuel's Profile › Tobenuel's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 (of 61 pages)

Politics › Re: Lagos To Experience Abnormal Rainfall In 2024 – Commissioner by tobenuel(m): 9:25pm On Apr 01, 2024
[quote author=Tjra post=129221894][/quote]A Yoruba man that is a commissioner in Lagos just dropped a warning that there's going to be abnormal rainfall in lagos. check the left side of your brain, if you actually made sense with your post. something is definitely wrong somewhere. I will put you in prayers. before my IQ go drop for this Nairaland
Politics › Re: Lagos To Experience Abnormal Rainfall In 2024 – Commissioner by tobenuel(m): 9:15pm On Apr 01, 2024
Nothing really NORMAL for Lagos
Travel › Re: Some Beautiful African Land Boarders That Will Thrill You(pix) by tobenuel(m): 9:09pm On Apr 01, 2024
that Naija and Niger border na fine pass o, I swear
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by tobenuel(m): 9:02pm On Apr 01, 2024
Congratulations Michael

This your wifey dope shaa, I no sure say mosquitoes don touch her skin before you get beta eyes

If she get younger sister, holla me o

Onyeisi, nwoke kee ibu

ibu daachi
Education › Re: UNIMAID Lecturer, Dr Abdulkadir Murdered On Campus by tobenuel(m): 8:47pm On Apr 01, 2024
Do they open schools on Sunday over there?

what do I even know
Politics › Re: Total Road Network By Geopolitical Zones - StatiSense Result by tobenuel(m): 5:49pm On Apr 01, 2024
ElSudani:
Was it different under Jonathan? Was is different under Obasanjo? Did other people complain of marginalization?
How can you complain of marginalization when your roundly and overly represented everywhere? should North West ever say they are marginalized? South South also complains buh nobody hears them. well you know the facts, buh your just acting up. so I will leave you here
Politics › Re: Total Road Network By Geopolitical Zones - StatiSense Result by tobenuel(m): 5:30pm On Apr 01, 2024
ElSudani:
You couldn't have been more wrong. But I don't need to prove anything to you.
Let's talk about this marginalization, in what areas are Ibos marginalized?
your stressing me Elsudani, come to Abuja and see staffs of major govt entities, like NNPC, FIRS, DSS, CBN, EFCC, FAAN,CUSTOMES, Nigeria Immigration and so on, and also see their heads. not just in Abuja, even in the East, FAAN staffs in enugu airport are mostly norths. DSS staffs also in Enugu I can count how many are Igbos. I wouldn't dare mention North west or North East to see Igbos in govt entities over there. Talk of school system where they gave the East higher and tougher admission cut off marks. they are too numerous to mention, like I said I'm not here to convince you.

PEACE
Politics › Re: Total Road Network By Geopolitical Zones - StatiSense Result by tobenuel(m): 4:57pm On Apr 01, 2024
ElSudani:
How I'm I sitting on the fence? I basically said the cry of marginalization is false going by the news being peddled here.
How else do you want me to say it?
I can see your not hot nor cold. I know your a Muslim, buh when you see something wrong then say it without fear or favor. the FACTS remain Igbo are marginalized. even your APC party member Senator Akpabio said it. If your learned enough and you know the core history of this country, then you shouldn't act lukeworm. I'm not here to convince or correct you, cos I chose PEACE.

Thank you
Politics › Re: Kaduna Government Dismisses Bashir, El-Rufai Son’s Attack by tobenuel(m): 4:43pm On Apr 01, 2024
Boring family affairs

why should a whole state govt be replying what an uncouth mouth said

The state Govt should forge ahead. the jokes and insults are too much these days
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Abdullahi Usman Bello As Chairman, Code of Conduct Bureau by tobenuel(m): 4:35pm On Apr 01, 2024
Congrats to mr Bello

according to APC defenders, they will say its a round peg in a round hole.. I wonder what they mean differently
Politics › Re: Total Road Network By Geopolitical Zones - StatiSense Result by tobenuel(m): 4:34pm On Apr 01, 2024
ElSudani:
No, let talk first about an area the size of Oyo state state getting five allocations from the Federation account.
Your are sitting on the fence here. from the way you talk your speaking from two mouths. if you want to criticize the Igbos, then do it wholeheartedly. stop this petty talks, your ego can be bruised.
Crime › Re: Man Stabs His Brother To Death In Bauchi by tobenuel(m): 2:16pm On Apr 01, 2024
So your elder brother no follow us enter this month of April

now that you have killed him, carry his corpse and start eating

they even blurred his face,

they should open his face so Jennyclay can see him squarely and avoid him
Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Rejects Hand Shake From Kano Governor, Abba Yusuf (Video) by tobenuel(m): 12:42pm On Apr 01, 2024
Toh
Travel › Re: Bolt Driver Adds Plantain Chips, Groundnut To His Hustle (Video) by tobenuel(m): 12:04pm On Apr 01, 2024
See the Igbo man mouth like 'we are using good oil to fry it'

na this kind bolt driver Nigerian gehs go like and dey find, wetin concern us we guys[we hardly chew stuffs inside car]

Sense no go kee the man

The difference between plantain chips and 'kpekere' na packaging
Politics › Re: Ningi’s Suspension : South West Senators Ask Akpabio To Stay Firm by tobenuel(m): 11:40am On Apr 01, 2024
Una think say that Senate chamber na una parlor abi

Akpabio is always emotional, you suspended someone now your rushing to unsuspend [due to fear or favour]

and I heard they said suspension lasts a period of 3 months, so Heaven will not fall if he Ningi serves the total of 3 months

I'm waiting for the next piece of joke Apkabio will crack up
Travel › Re: Japa: There Is A Dentist Crisis In UK. by tobenuel(m): 4:50am On Apr 01, 2024
where that video of one pastor wey say 'I go comot ya teeth just now'. him suppose see this update

BTW UK should just calm down, no be every time dem go dey bleat like goats

are they too old and weak to work for themselves, once they run shortage of dishwashers they will beat and post up, they run shortage of this and that they will make it a headline news. They will soon run shortage of corruption, haba mana, na so una dey do for here?
Celebrities › Re: KWAM 1’s Ex-drummer Ayankunle’s House Destroyed, Video Of Damage Trends by tobenuel(m): 4:41am On Apr 01, 2024
Enough of these KWAM 1 AND KWAM EX 1 stories, we are not that bored yet
Politics › Re: Pipeline Vandalism: FG May Transport Crude Oil Via Trucks by tobenuel(m): 4:27am On Apr 01, 2024
Like NNPC[L] boss said 'everybody is involved in oil theft'

If Peter goat chop Peter yam, nobody suppose pay na
Travel › Re: Lawmaker, Abdullahi Aliyu Ahmed Threatens Legal Action Against Air Peace by tobenuel(m): 4:16am On Apr 01, 2024
It's alright
Food › Re: See The 5k Assorted Meat I Bought And The Pepper Soup I Made With It. by tobenuel(m): 7:57pm On Mar 31, 2024
mariahAngel:
Okay. Another question: in what sense did you mean it?
I want to understand from your angle.


Happy Easter to you.
I don't understand why your grilling me over what I said concerning Jewessgratitud3 always cooking and peppering some of us [It was a harmless local compliment o]. I do see your Topics/threads as well others in the food section

na waoh I just dey explain myself for nothing

MariahAngel can I have a good evening now?
Food › Re: See The 5k Assorted Meat I Bought And The Pepper Soup I Made With It. by tobenuel(m): 7:28pm On Mar 31, 2024
mariahAngel:
Are you people actually being serious when you state stuff like that?
I never used to take it seriously, but I've been seeing it quite a lot, and I'd like to know if those who type such mean it.
Welcome our resident Chief Chef. I don't know who should come first, you or Ahnie. well I meant what I said, but if it's in another context, then you will have to break some of your words down for me, to my understanding. I'm at sea. Happy Easter!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Palestinian Christians In Gaza Observe Easter Amid Israel's War (Photos) by tobenuel(m): 6:42pm On Mar 31, 2024
I can see the Paschal candles

It seems like a Catholic Church

That Church too dey sweet me

Caritas Christi Urgent Nos

Santa Mater Dei, Ora Pro Nobis

Happy Easter!!
NYSC › Re: Tell Us Your Post NYSC Experience. by tobenuel(m): 6:22pm On Mar 31, 2024
It's past na, let bygones be bygone
Politics › Re: SERAP Gives 36 Governors & Wike 7 Days To Account For ₦5.9trn, $4.6bn Loans by tobenuel(m): 6:10pm On Mar 31, 2024
SERAP joke's on you
Politics › Re: See The Most Built Up States In Nigeria. by tobenuel(m): 6:05pm On Mar 31, 2024
christejames:
You mean as tiny as Lagos state is compared to other states in Nigeria 🇳🇬 together with the huge population, about 66% of the land is still left fallowed? shocked shocked shocked Omonile, we still have more work to do grin grin grin


Imo State even though the second smallest state in the East in terms of landmass with quite a huge population made an impressive developmental impact sad



Enugu that I think with its level of development and numbers of cities and towns in the state and how popular it is still has more than 90% of fallowed areas shocked? Well, the state has quite a fair landmass in size; largest in the East.





As for the Northern region, the huge landmass amongst most states made any developmental impact a drop in the ocean angry angry ;, so make we cut them some slacks!
lolz I don laff tire on top this ya comment especially that a 'drop in the ocean'

you get mouth shaa
Politics › Re: Grid Challenges: Continued Efforts To Enhance Stability - TCN by tobenuel(m): 5:45pm On Mar 31, 2024
Funnily enough, we fit still dey struggle with this our 4k mega watt till rapture comes


Angel Gabriel or Michael fit vex ask, why this country no get light??, him go para well well
Food › Re: See The 5k Assorted Meat I Bought And The Pepper Soup I Made With It. by tobenuel(m): 5:45pm On Mar 31, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
You wash with plenty water severally and scrape with knife
Must be tedious, I will go for goat meat or the ginger part of cow meat

Happy Easter!!
Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr Installs Borehole For Orimolade Ifako Community In Lagos by tobenuel(m): 5:41pm On Mar 31, 2024
I thought she's from Kwara state
Politics › Re: Kaduna Is Now In A Situation Described In Isaiah 49:26 - Shehu Sani by tobenuel(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2024
They are now quoting the Bible
Politics › Re: APC Suspends Maryam Suleiman For Defending El-Rufai Over Kaduna Debt Burden by tobenuel(m): 5:26pm On Mar 31, 2024
If Peter goat eat Peter yam





Who go pay?
Food › Re: See The 5k Assorted Meat I Bought And The Pepper Soup I Made With It. by tobenuel(m): 5:25pm On Mar 31, 2024
why your gas no finish, every time your always cooking. peppering all of us here, one day I go vex enter market

BTW Jewssgratitud3 how did you wash off those assorted shaki , roundabout and towel to be this sparkling?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 (of 61 pages)