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Jokes Etc / Fellow Wizard And Witches by tobidipity(m): 12:04am On May 04, 2017
I hope you are all ready to attend your meeting at your various locations?. Well I'm on my way to my meeting point somewhere around banana island. World people will say I'm not serious.
Celebrities / Re: Was It All A Lie? Mercy Aigbe Shares Loved Up Picture With Husband by tobidipity(m): 6:56am On May 03, 2017
Their cup of kunu
Celebrities / Re: 'you Brought This On Yourself' - Nollywood Filmmaker Tells Mercy Aigbe by tobidipity(m): 6:55am On May 03, 2017
U talk well
Romance / Re: Name One Thing your Ex Was Good At? See Funny Comments. by tobidipity(m): 6:48am On May 03, 2017
So what is that good thing ur ex was good at?

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Romance / Re: Name One Thing your Ex Was Good At? See Funny Comments. by tobidipity(m): 6:47am On May 03, 2017
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Romance / Name One Thing your Ex Was Good At? See Funny Comments. by tobidipity(m): 6:45am On May 03, 2017
Name one thing your ex was good at.

Religion / Re: "David's Mother Was A Harlot" - Apostle Suleman. Funmi Iyanda & Nigerians React by tobidipity(m): 6:51pm On Apr 25, 2017
dragonking3:
You are the one who is actually foolish because he is right. Google is your friend and ur brain is meant for use.

https://opentheword.org/2013/08/09/king-davids-big-dark-secret/

My guy, ur foolishness no get rival if u believe those things. As for me, I believe nothing outside the Bible.
Religion / Re: "David's Mother Was A Harlot" - Apostle Suleman. Funmi Iyanda & Nigerians React by tobidipity(m): 9:28am On Apr 25, 2017
Some gullible fools will still come up to defend him

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Celebrities / Re: Olayode Juliana 'toyo Baby' Denies Beef With Funke Akindele by tobidipity(m): 2:27pm On Apr 24, 2017
Issoria

Romance / Re: See Epic Reaction A Girl Gave A Guy Who Insulted Her For Refusing His Proposal by tobidipity(m): 12:08pm On Mar 30, 2017
Jaideyone:
really? as a guy you probably have several female friends. so he should take them out from time to time and spend average of 3800 on each one of them with no strings attached? mtchew
See me see trouble. As a matter if fact, how much is 3800? My guy, its not by force to date, if u can't afford what it takes, sit down jejely its not by force

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Romance / Re: See Epic Reaction A Girl Gave A Guy Who Insulted Her For Refusing His Proposal by tobidipity(m): 2:38am On Mar 30, 2017
The guy no get sense. Must u pour out ur disappointment on social media? She might not be interested in dating u but might want to be a friend.

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TV/Movies / Re: Bassey Evicted From Big Brother Naija by tobidipity(m): 8:27pm On Mar 26, 2017
Tboss escape? No wahala.
The person below me have something more meaningful to say

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Education / Re: 7 Most Prominent Public Secondary Schools In Nigeria And Their Famous Alumni PIX by tobidipity(m): 3:03pm On Mar 21, 2017
The list is trash without Igbobi College Yaba.

Up I. CY

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Romance / Re: Why I Can't Date A Single Mom by tobidipity(m): 2:14pm On Feb 22, 2017
TrapQueen77:
undecided


Op... May end up marrying a woman with grand children.. So it will teach u a grand lesson in life...

My God will disappoint u







Romance / Re: Why I Can't Date A Single Mom by tobidipity(m): 2:07pm On Feb 22, 2017
Oyind17:
And you're too childish to date ones
u are entitle to ur opinion my dear. How old are u by the way?
Romance / Why I Can't Date A Single Mom by tobidipity(m): 1:59pm On Feb 22, 2017
1. Baby Damage – Birth has a traumatic effect on the female form . Pregnancy leaves stretch marks, saggy breasts, and c - section scars . I’ve also heard that the nookie is even stretch out and it isn’t the same anymore. Then there’s the weight gain. Most women
NEVER LOSE IT or they never get their former hot shape back.

2. Never Available- A single Mother’s schedule is never open. Single mothers are the kind of women to always cancel dates at the last minute. Something always gets in the way of a man spending time with her. It’s hard to have a relationship with her because she’s never there.

3. YOU are NOT a priority- Usually in a relationship the man winds up DEAD LAST. Behind, her kids, her job, the car, the kitchen sink, the stopped up toilet. Even the dog gets more attention and affection than a man involved with a single mother. Any man who gets involved with a single mother winds up a fifth stringer in a relationship. And he rarely ever gets called up to play.

4. Thinks the world revolves around HER and ONLY HER- A single mother is one of the biggest narcissists on the dating scene. She often thinks that a man has to drop everything in his life to be part of hers and her kids. They’re so selfish they don’t think a man has needs, wants or a life of his own. He’s just supposed to be there to give her everything she wants in life.

5. Emotionally Unavailable- Most Single mothers cannot form an intimate connection with a man because her feelings are invested in other people. Usually her primary focus is on her children.

Add yours....
Romance / Re: How To Charm Any Girl Into Liking You by tobidipity(m): 4:53pm On Feb 21, 2017
iamdurent:
Pls hw do i make my beard grow
google is ever ready to help u

Romance / How To Charm Any Girl Into Liking You by tobidipity(m): 4:48pm On Feb 21, 2017
What exactly is charming a girl? Charming a girl isn’t about flirting with her or touching her in places. You’d know you’re charming a girl when you make her feel so happy she could kiss you right there.
Now, I will show you psychological tricks you can use to charm any girl.
Here is the thing:
Girls always get guys coming around them every single time. This attention gets to a girls head, she start feeling like a prize and when that happens, they start feeling high.
Girls are also bombarded by loads and loads of boring guys everyday. It can be tiring, trust me – what they do is filter away the boring guys an focus on the more interesting ones.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

1. APPROACH WITH AN ICE-BREAKER: Most guys still approach with the same methods they used as teenagers. For instance, they walk up to a girl, tell her they like her and expect her to drop her number into his phone.
Here is the hard truth bro, so far she is more than 18, most girls will not type her number in to your phone just because you told her you like her. Not unless you are Olamide or Davido.
So here is the deal, if you don’t use ice-breakers when walking up to a girl, she would either not take you seriously, or she would be rude to you or she would plainly ignore you.
Ice-breakers are just tricks or excuses you use to talk to a girl and lower her defenses.
Let me give you real life example: When you walk up to a girl and say something like; “Hi, I will be quick with this. I was having an argument with a friend and he said girls are more interested in money than love, you seem smart, I think your answer would make sense – what do you think, money or love – which works for you girls?”
I know its long but guess what; it always works – every single time.
Another example: You meet a lady in a mall, you can say; “Hi, I’m having a hard time picking. I need a female advice right now – which of these pastries on that counter tastes better – the meat pie, the bread or that fish roll over there?”
You don’t have to introduce yourself, but she will glad to help. You know why? Girls like to show they know about something.


2. FLATTER HER: You might wonder, why do women fall for flattery so easily? Flattery makes them feel warm and gooey inside. When you talk to a girl, it’s easy to get her talking back to you but that is not enough. You need to let her feel comfortable, and yet, let her know you’re interested in her. Mind you, avoid asking too many questions. Don’t go saying yawn inspiring things like ”you look beautiful” “you’re pretty”or something along those lines.
Say something like “You look really cute”. “Is that a new hairstyle?” Cute is a nice word to use because men hardly ever use the word.
By flattering her, you can do 3 things with one line. You can warm her up and make her smile. You can make her realize that you find her pretty. And thirdly, you can let her know that you find her attractive. All of which you need to make her look at you as a dating potential.

3. FLIRT WITH HER: Guys flirts with girls all the time, but sometimes, a girl can think a flirty guy is creepy. So you have to flirt with her using teasing strategy. Teasing basically means to make fun of a girl in a playful way.
Ask her what she does on weekends or after work, ask her about her favorite hangout and restaurant, and just about anything that can be remotely personal. She’d know you’re hitting on her because no one really asks all these questions otherwise.
And out of the blue, pop this question. “Hey, this is personal, but do you have a boyfriend? If you do, my heart’s just going to shatter into a million pieces right now”
Yes it always works like magic

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Romance / Questions Ladies Asks, Answers That Works (laidies Only) by tobidipity(m): 3:54pm On Feb 21, 2017
Why is he not calling me back?
He doesn't like you enough. He's just not that into you. He's busy. However you want to phrase it. There's meaning in that absence. Move along. Next! Why are you waiting by the phone anyway? He should be waiting for you.

Why is he treating me differently in front of his friends?
He's insecure. He's worried that you will only like him if he's one way, and his friends will only like him if he's another.

Why is he not "returning the favor"
He's selfish or incompetent. Either way, he needs to get told. Show him what's up.

Why is he not saying "I love you" (back)?
It's a big deal; he's either scared or he doesn't feel that way. Why do you need to hear it so badly? Maybe your relationship isn't there yet? For some people that means "this is how I feel about you always", not just at the particular moment it's said. Maybe he just wants to make sure.

Why is he always playing video games?

Video games are super fun. You get to be a soldier, a hero, a knight or a really cool plumber, all in one day. They relieve stress and are purposely completely mindless. Figure out what an acceptable amount of video game time is, and then let him have it.

Why is he affectionate one moment, distant the next?

We're complicated creatures, with complex feelings. We're not Reggie from Archie comics, or Joey from Friends. Feelings take time to straighten out, especially at the beginning.
Literature / Re: NAME the Nairalanders writers And Their Stories That Made U Read All Night by tobidipity(m): 3:27am On Feb 11, 2017
Flow1759- man way dey reason and Brother wale.
If you haven't read both, u are highly welcome to nairaland

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Literature / Re: why my blood is black. extremely 18+ by tobidipity(m): 3:49pm On Feb 02, 2017
Started from the bottom now I'm here. @mizquote, I take God Almighty beg u, continue with this good work u've started. You re really dulling ur fans.
Romance / Re: Have You Met The Opposite Sex And Made Love That Same Day Before, Pls Share It. by tobidipity(m): 10:30am On Jan 31, 2017
carzola:
I remember when my guys us to call me
Mr point and kill.
Mr I no carry carry come buh I carry go.
You dont need to hear my story I've said enough.
Oya na

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Literature / Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by tobidipity(m): 7:34pm On Jan 27, 2017
YungTemy, nice one
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Fires Back At Designer Who Called Her Out For Not Tagging Her-PIX by tobidipity(m): 8:30pm On Jan 20, 2017
Unna cup of skushis

Celebrities / Re: Davido Struggling For Yam And Egg Sauce After Clubbing With Tekno (pics,vid) by tobidipity(m): 8:58am On Jan 20, 2017
This one na news?

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Religion / Re: Christian Nigerian Lady Visits Mosque In Abu Dhabi (Photos) by tobidipity(m): 8:41pm On Jan 19, 2017
If u like go Sango shrine, ur cup of tea

Romance / Re: Guys Why Ona Too Dey Make Mouth by tobidipity(m): 3:23pm On Jan 19, 2017
You need Jesus

Celebrities / Re: Learn From Pope Francis, Daddy Freeze Begs Nigerian 'Yahoo Boys' Pastors by tobidipity(m): 8:32pm On Jan 18, 2017
brainy4oli:
As much as I am a believer, and I strive to know God more, I must say many of our pastors and bishops have added some "brainwashing" to their preachings. Some do this deliberately to enrich themselves. Others may not do it with such intent, but however end up with sweetening messages that gives the members a perhaps wrong understanding of life and religious practices, and the pastors end up drenching the members while they get richer. I think these are the pastors that will tell God on the last day, "I cast demons in your name", and God will answer, "depart from me, I know you not."

I feel if Jesus was to come now physically to many of our popular churches, he will do the same thing he did in the bible when he went to the synagogue. He would destroy the settings/organisation of the church and He would say, "You have made my house a den of thieves".

Many professed men of God actually don't have, or have lost understanding of life/God and what God really wants of his children, us. Also we Christians are lazy to try and know God more and understand life ourselves. We have resolved that the only way to know God is through these men of God, and through their churches, being a regular church goer, or by being a worker (when these are just social activities that will not save your soul when the wind of life blows), or doing religious practices such as paying tithe and offering, etc.
We "Christians" have to decide to be free from the shackles of our spiritual leaders who have made many so "weak" spiritually with a poor understanding of life and how God really works. Our spiritual leaders have made us so dependent on their churches and on their pronouncement of blessings, which we all gladly claim! They tell us they are under the unction of the Spirit. Well, they may be; or they may not, and think that they are. But I must say, the Holy Spirit is not limited to only the men of God. God has given everyone the ability to prophesy over your own life and it will be well.

Summarily, I will say Christians have been deceived. Even the bible says, "The very elect shall be deceived the last days". Open your eyes believers. God has given you that power of reasoning. That is why you are a human, made in the image of God. Use your brain God gave you. You don't need spiritual eyes to discern certain things. You don't become a sinner when you decide not to be brainwashed anymore, like I have. God still loves me and protects me, because I love Him more than anything.

In my times of trials, church failed me, preachings of my pastors failed me, my work unit in church and my so called faith-based religious practices failed me, but God never failed. He always comforted me and he still does, giving me the will and hope to continue living.

Know God on a personal level, trust Him, worship Him whether in good or bad times. We must stop being spiritual slaves, when we have access to God directly.

God bless you bro. They will refuse to hear the truth noni. They will remain gullible noni
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Girls Afraid To Show Off Their Boyfriend On Social Media(photo) by tobidipity(m): 8:21am On Jan 15, 2017
U wan make market spoil
Romance / Re: How To Get Your Friend To Have Sex With You by tobidipity(m): 8:18am On Jan 15, 2017
Any girl that falls for this needs a psychiatric evaluation. OP you self need help.
Romance / Re: Open Letter To Nairaland Girls by tobidipity(m): 9:37pm On Jan 13, 2017
refiner:


Bad egg of course...u gat problem with that? cool

Not at all.

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