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maa take front seat sharp sharp

Nigeria!!!
NLers are advising him to sue them as if they don't leave in Nigeria where the Judiciary sector is worst unless someone has connection

Happy ash Wednesday to y'all nd

happy ash Thursday in advance ;P

hmmm..... had it been Baba OBJ has not torn his member's card now, GEJ cld ve nominated him too

so sad...
RIP DJDOLA

funmilayoB:
Repent of ur sin

lol
nice dp, u really look like my next girlfriend ...

funmilayoB:
picture of wot?

Virginity Test!!!

Bisolarh:
tosyne bursting our speaker since 1600.. we just pray our bfs dont come across this thread... Anyway i'm glad no dude has ever gotten anything from me

funmilayoB:
Thank god no 1 has ever gotten under my skirt

Iffa hear!!!


0k, pisuure or adontbeliv ;P

sincerely ..I am a GEJ supporter ...but I didn't see any sense in all what he said yesterday during the media chat ..

all he kept saying was .just give us sometime ...so 6 years has not been enough

tho! I love how he manipulated himself about what he said

STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION

but is Buhari really the change we need??

GEJ is a failure and APCs are delusional

Please lets talk with the wisdom of Solomon. Although when the Lamb talks the wolves were sometimes permitted. You are welcome in the name of the Lord.

NONSENSE

A prison inmate,Theophilus Adeniyi,has received a second class upper degree in Peace studies and Conflict Resolution from the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN). Adeniyi, an inmate awaiting trial, is a pioneer student of NOUN at its Enugu Prison study centre.

He was on Tuesday presented the certificate by the Controller-General of the Nigerian Prisons Service (NPS),Peter Ekpendu,at the first convocation of the centre. Ekpendu commended Adeniyi for making the NPS proud and promised to continue to encourage inmates to reach their potentials in whatever trade they chose.

.He said the intensity of academic activities the inmates were engaged in was a clear testimony that the future of the country was bright. Ekpendu said that the healthy condition of the inmates was an indication that the authorities were actualizing their mandate, which was to keep prisoners safe, sound and in good condition.
In a citation, the Deputy Controller of Prisons, Enugu State Command,Felix Lawrence, said that the graduand made a Cumulative Grade Point Average of 4.36

.Lawrence said that Adeniyi was a final year political science student at Enugu State University of Science and Technology (ESUT) when he was arrested and charged to court over a communal crisis. The Coordinator of the study centre,Ladan Babankodong, extolled Adeniyi’s virtues, saying that he was a shining example.

In a remark, the graduate said that he was elated to have completed his university education in spite of obvious challenges.“I promise that I shall at all times uphold the legacies of NOUN and also be a good ambassador.
Just few months to my final degree examination in ESUT, I was set up and roped into the matter that Iam currently facing trial for, but today I thank God I am a graduate,”

Adeniyi said.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN)reports that Adeniyi, who was one of the 54 students in the centre, bagged three awards from NOUN, including a N50,000 cash award as the best student.

masqot:
lolzzz! as in, lickyoursim.

yes oo

Allureoftheseas:
you forgot to add, handsome and charming to the list op

yh thanks..... but do u remember it is natural? no b every guy fine now, everything na packaging

Mtn service is bad in my area these days..... if I don't switch off my phone, remove the battery and lick the sim, my service won't come .

Guys let me tell you 7 good and easy ways you can turn a girl on and make her trip for you


1. Appearance

Eventhough men tend to be more superficial than women, don’t be fooled. She is paying attention, and she too wants something nice to look out. It doesn’t mean you need to have expensive clothes or flashy jewelry. Simply learning how to present yourself as well put together can do wonders. Know how to rock a suit, and that casual outfit. Don’t forget a nice pair of shoes. A lot of women are looking at your shoes whether you realize it or not.


2. Ambition

A man with no aspirations and no drive can be a huge turn off for a woman. Yes there are plenty of good for nothing men getting women to be with them, but that is due to a deeper issue to be discussed another time. The reality is most women crave a man with some ambition. Having passion and a purpose can really do it for her. It gives off the energy of a man who is about handling his business, and a woman loves to see that.

3. Communication

Your words and knowing how to use them can be powerful. The ability to communicate can make you a very desirable man. That is how some men who don’t have many of the other things on the list still get women. They learned how to listen, and how to seduce her mind with effective communication. A lot of women love to talk and a man that knows how to talk to them can see a huge benefit

4. Good Hygiene

A lot of women are sensitive to smell, so if your breath or body is a little funky, then that probably isn’t going to turn her on at all. Putting more effort into your hygiene is a great thing to do. A lot of men take this for granted, but when you smell fresh and clean that can make a woman want to get closer to you. Also invest in some good cologne (please don’t drown yourself in it), and some type of smell good that you can use on a daily basis. Some women may like some “funk” but most are turned out by a nice smelling man.

5. Commitment

I know what you may be thinking, “but I don't even know her well enough yet”. Completely understood, but this isn’t simply about a willingness to commit to her. It’s about showing an ability to commit to anything positive in your life.
It could be your spiritual walk, your kids, your dreams, etc. Just showing that you are willing to put in the work and stay disciplined can be a huge turn on.
You would still need to be able to find a balance if you move forward with her, but it will certainly make her more confident in your ability to commit to her as well.

6. Confidence

This is one of the most important, if not the most important factor in turning a woman on and gaining her attention. Confidence is sexy. Women love it, and the same goes for men.
If you lack confidence your energy isn’t likely to arouse her one bit. You have to see the value in who you are, and be comfortable with who you are. Just don’t confuse confidence with arrogance. Confidence presents itself, arrogance tends to have to announce itself.

7. Showing Desire Not Desperation

You may have guessed everything on this list up to this point. This right here doesn’t get talked about enough but it sure can make a differencebetween turning her off and turning her on. A woman likes to be desired (hopefully respectfully) but when you start to look desperate, that just isn’t a good look. Understanding how to show desire without crossing the line of desperation will work in your favor. Coming off as “thirsty” (I know that term gets abused and misused a lot) will probably leave you with nothing to drink


guyz ..u can add urz(s)

where is Oau

That bokoharamic putme nd slow calendar has scared them away

still repping OBA AWON UNI SHA

how many likes for the best uni in Nigeria?

[quote author=noblemusty post=30565363][/quote]do I need to do any settings on d VPN? coz I heard someone talking about importing some files to the vpn

noblemusty:
set a new device connection in your phone(a
new APN) thus:
APN: web.GPRS.mtnnigeria.net
IP address: 127.0.0.1
Port: 8080
Save it and tick it as your desired/default
APN..After doing the above,
go to Google, search for simpleandroidserver apk
and download/install it.
when you open the app, you should sight
"settings" at the right edge of your screen. tap it
and enter these configurations:
*PD proxy: 8080
*PD proxy host: 10.199.212.2
*Injection method: Get
*Query/URL: http://web.blackberry.com
Injection host: web.blackberry.com
Injection line: tap the enter key 4times(make
sure the cursor ends at 4th line)
Log level: Debug.
Close settings and connect the app....you should
be able to browse with it, provided you have an
active bus/BBC Mtn plan

tanz bro, God bless u plenty ..so I don't need the openvpn connect??

nd hw can I subscribe to any Mtn bis?

Penboy:
Hehehehe, OAU go wetin?? I know say you self go dey reason say na idio.tic statement you just make so.

Guy, if you see any job offer from OAU to you ; no bother check am cos na offer to become shi.t Parker for faj or awo.


#A word is enough for...

hahaha....wayray....u know it is destined that no matter what, u ll still work under me
so it'd be better u wish me well... either u curse me or pray for me, ...the feeling is mutual

Penboy:
hahaha! 10yrs abi? Bottom line be say i still graduate!

You wey done sign am say you no go graduate nko? Weyrey, even the vc knows you by name. I hear say them one customize shirt give you gan.


Don't quote me again o. I know say na this kind talk dey sweet you.

after this, don't quote me again, unless u wan make fire burn ur blockus

e sure say I go graduate nd Oau go give me automatic employment nd I go con lecture u CHM101 as a junior lecturer....cos I know say u go dy carry that course every year ni

Penboy:
oya face your studies smallie. Struggle to come out with third class oh, you hear?
At least make your dad proud for once.


Jumping jumping.. What are you doing #singing

oloshi, my mind they tell me say dem go rusticate u for this sch.
if them no rusticate u, na 10yrs u go spend nd u know if u do carry over for like 3yrs, u know wetin hin mean nw ;p

nani667:
Whatsapp calling activated ✔

pls, do u know abt the Mtn bis cheat

Penboy:
Conquered wetin?? Oh,because You manage get 201 for OAU post ume you come dey broadcast give people say you conquer am!

Abi you were fortunate.
Hediot.

see this bastard ooo... u wan con dy disgrace me here?? my mind told me u ll still see this post nd talk rubbish.....oya make we snap our result, show pple here

but op said they struggle nw.. this one na struggle. if u want to see struggle ..go to where APC are sharing congos of rice

pissure or ...adontbiliv