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You just playing with our head with the pictures. The baby is simply just crying and the dad is yelling Otan!

DDeliverer:
This is what happened:

The 4 of them are friends - the 2 'rapist' and the 2 'rapee'.

They planned the whole shit and you were the 'mark' (the maga).
They have succeeded in stealing from you....unto the next maga..

So sorry for your loss..

Arrest those guys if they are still around...they will provide the girls..

well spoken. shine ya eyes next time.
sorry though....

Shezhawt:
Super weird, however i don't think shez blushing... She simply can't contain his stupidity

That dude cud be the best dude u know

Just love these guys. big ups to them

9jauk:
Chilling for my breakfast...bring it on Okoye brother's






No film trick

Bros u sure say no be person house you snap cum upload? at least u for stand for one corner of the house make we de see u.just asking o

all4naija:
A bit fancy and cheap! The OP sitting room is better.

Lol wetin be that thing wey b lyk goat head wey u hang for wall

Velvet86:
it's just like any other sitting room...
nothing spectacular about it or is it because he's a celeb?

no beefing pls, just my opinion though...

so whats now the thing that is not spectacular about the room.

just say its fyn simple....

Adeyinka123:
It's not the subject,it's often times the kind of teacher .

u are sighted

GatJokez:
It's not the subject, it's the teacher who must be super boring with a monotone voice.

Poor kids

On point. Exactly ma submission

Eureka123:
Hehehe... back then in Jss1, had an Introduction To Technology teacher who had a voice that could cure insomnia. He taught Agricultural Science too. Once he started talking, it was hard not to struggle with sleep within the first five minutes. If you survived the spell, you had everyone else's respect.

hahaahaaa.... had that kinda teacher too In ma secondary school days

Why gurls dislike maths lyk ds? well I de lyk make gurls wey no no jack for maths my friend

It depends on the teacher. For me it could just be any subject. The most interesting subject could be boring if the teacher is not bringing it on.

tobzy22:
Lol, na pesin wey get mouth odour dey knw anoda pesin wey get am too

best2com:
'... on the FLOUR of the house'

Clap for yourself OP

Lol dude u no well o
well dts to tell you that we all make mistake, but for gender and goose, lyk seriously?

The National secretary of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Prof. Wale Oladipo has reacted the open exit of former President Olusegun Obasanjo from the party .

According to the Osun state-born professor of Nuclear Physics, the departure of the OBJ is a non-issue.

Here are the top quotes churned out from his fire-spitting speech:

* “Baba is over 80 and my mother is around Obasanjo’s age and when you reach that age, you do things that only you can explain."

* " Baba did not tear our card, the card that was torn was not the current PDP card."

* The card he tore was a Baraje card, which we were going to destroy anyway, he just helped us.

* When a big tree exits in a big forest, smaller trees cannot grow. If that big tree leaves, 10 to 20 smaller trees will grow.

A member of the House of Representatives from Borno state under the platform of the All Progressives Congress, Honourable Muhammad Munguno had no love for the English language as he released 'bombshells' during a house sitting.

He stated: "Since before, when communities fall as a result of insurgent activities, we complain and pass resolution in this house urging them to liberate these communities. What is good for the gender, is good for the goose (Gbagaun!)"

Reports indicate that President Goodluck Jonathan is currently on am impromptu visit to Adamawa state, one of the troubled North Eastern states.

Jonathan had on January 15 paid a similar surprise visit to Maiduguri, Borno State believed to be the stronghold of the sect.

On the president's entourage for the current visit are the state governor, Bala Ngilari, National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki and service chiefs. The team is said to be visiting parts of the start badly hit by the insurgents. They are scheduled to visit Mubi, Vimtim among others.

A source privy to the PUNCH said the visit was designed for the President to interact with soldiers in the battlefield and assess territories already reclaimed by troops from the insurgents.

CharlesNneji1:
I have been getting loads and loads of emails and messages from guys who want me to write on this topic.

And you know what, I am going to reveal to you 3 tricks that you can use to approach any girl, talk to her, get her number and leave and she won't know that you just toasted her.

I know, sounds confusing right?

Stay with me, you will get this.

By the way, if you've not read my article on how to talk to girls - read it here: www.nairaland.com/2160203/talk-girls-these-3-ways

Now, to what I was saying:

One painful thing most guys pass through is seeing pretty gorgeous girls they would like to talk to but, due to fear of been insulted or embarrassed by the babe, what they do is to allow that fear make them not to make a move on her.

Sometimes these girls are not just pretty but friendly also, yet - the very thought of walking up to her and starting a conversation makes your heart pound, with sweat pouring down your face.

Then after you have succeeded in convincing yourself not to approach her, you go home and imagine all the things you would have said - if only you had approached her

It's absolutely normal, I know how you feel - every guy feels that way from time to time.

But you know what; using these secrets I am about to reveal right here you would be able to walk to any girl no matter how classy she is and get her number and she would be happy to give it to you, even if you two just met. With this secret you won't be afraid of getting embarrassed by a girl again.

Now, let's begin...

Forget whatever you've been told while growing up

The step by step formular to use in approaching girls is this:

#1. Approach with an Ice breaker
#2. Make a Rapport
#3. Inject player's conversational skills
#4. Take her number and leave.

Now; I will take number one first

#1. APPROACH WITH AN ICE-BREAKER:

THE BASICS: Most guys still approach girls with the same methods they used as teenagers.

They walk up to a girl, tell her they like her and expect her to drop her number into his phone.

Haba na, na jaz?

Here is the hard truth, bro...so far she is more than 18, no girl will type her phone number into your phone just because you told her you like her. Not unless you are micheal jackson or jayz.

Here is why:

One; Girls hear "I like you all the time". It doesn't work anymore; it worked when she was in secondary school - but after two heartbreaks, her eyes have cleared my guy.

Two; when you tell a girl that you like her, she will automatically begin to play hard to get - that is what she was trained to do from when she started getting her first toasters

If you don't use "ice breakers" when walking up to a girl she would either not take you seriously, or she would be rude to you or she would just plainly ignore you.

So what are ice breakers?

They are just tricks or excuse you use just to talk to a girl and to lower her defences.

Let me give you real life examples: when you walk up to a girl and say something like;

"hi, I will be quick with this - I was having an argument with a friend and he said girls are more interested in money than love, you seem smart, I think you answer would make sense - what do you think, money or love - which works on you girl?"

I know; it's long abi?

But guess what, it always works - every single time.

9 times out of ten, this simple question has always led to a girl blabbing about how love is more important or love is more important (it never fails for me).

After she has blabbed on a bit; here is the next trick - smile, say something like - "wow, that was so insightful, you be great analyser sha. My friend really needs to hear you speak - I would love to continue this conversation some other time, gat to run now"

Then bring out your phone and add: "call your number, please"

This is basic psychology - when you ask a girl for her phone number in this way she would have little resistance giving you her number.

This is why:

One; You have tricked her into believing you just want her number to further the conversation and If she says no, it would seem like she is taking the whole interaction too seriously.

Two; she doesn't have to play hard to get because you gave her the impression that you only need her opinion, and not her number so you can chyke her.

This is major trick of all these players who effortlessly get girl's number - there is nothing special about them, they just know these things, that's all.

If you just walk up to a girl you just met, sing "love poems" for her and expect her to drop her number for you then you go beg tire o.

(I gave more examples of ice breakers in my e-book, The Bang Rule, see my profile for numbers to reach so you can get the e-book)

Now; if she still refuses to give you her number after you have used this little trick what it means is that you didn't use the following during your conversation with her.

#2. Making a Rapport
#3. Injecting player's conversational skills

I will explain how to apply them in my next post here.

By the way: I explained how to talk to girls here: www.nairaland.com/2160203/talk-girls-these-3-ways

In my next post here on this thread, I will show you how to, One - make a rapport with a girl you just met and make her feel like you two have known for ages.

This step would make her eagerly give you her number after you've used the icebreaker on her and finally ask for her number.

But getting a girl's number is nothing, the most important thing is making her fall in love with you afterwards.

In my ebook, The Bang Rule...ultimate guild of seduction for Nigerian Guys", I explained how to make a girl go crazily in love with you by just applying some simple powerfully effective tricks. (See my profile for a picture of the e-book's cover)

To get the e-book, add me on watsap for details on how to get it. (My watsapp number is on my profile - click my name to see it)

Watch out for the other two tips, right here.

Shalom, brothers. Stay tuned

You never jam sensitive babe.

fine ds move myt so walk and she wudnt realize that she just gave u her number.

But trust me a sensitive babe even wen she has given u her number wud be one step ahead of u cus her defences wud cum stronger than
b4 and wud jst restrategize her security the nxt time she converses with u

Niwdog:
Offcourse Apc youths has failed for trying to impose an old dieing general on theirselves



Meanwhile
Goodluck no be young generation o

Thumbs up dude u yan well by mentioning GEJ as not being part of the young generation.

It shows how politically conscious you are.

jomile:
faithful indeed,dey r just being greedy

Let me ask. supposing a gurl who actually lyks her guy and eventually sees him playing the kinda play he plays with her with anoda babe and ryt in front of him, puts on this

nonchalant attitude, lyk she don't care and jst walk away without dt jealous kinda luk,

And ds dude is jst playing with ds oda gurl o! no emotions attached o!

what do you think wud be the perception of this dude towards his gurl?

British-Nigerian girl, Esther Okade,10, has enrolled on an Open University course months after she passed her A-levels - and wants to study for a PhD before running her own bank.

According to reports from Daily Mail, the girl, who gained a C grade in her maths GCSE aged six, has joined the course which started this month.

The siblings are both home-schooled by their mother Omonefe, who has converted the living room of their semi-detached, three-bedroom house into a makeshift classroom.

Mathematician Mrs Okade, 37, said: ‘Esther is doing so well. She took a test recently and scored 100 per cent.

"Applying to the university was an interesting process because of her age.

‘We even had to talk to the vice-chancellor.

"After they interviewed her they realised that this has been her idea from the beginning. From the age of seven Esther has wanted to go to university."

The Osun state chapter of the All Progressives Congress has said that the emergency of septuagenarian, General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) as the party's standard bearer for the forth coming presidential elections is because the younger generation has failed this nation.

According to the state party chairman, Mr. Gboyega Famoodun, Buhari has the integrity to clean up after the younger generation. Famoodun during a press conference in Osogbo on Wednesday, added that the younger generation represented by President Goodluck Jonathan, failed the nation in many areas.

He said: “General Buhari is 72 and he is active, strong and mentally alert to lead the nation. We are presenting Buhari because of his antecedents and because we have been disappointed by the younger generation especially in the administration of President Jonathan.

“Mandela came and rule South Africa at 76 and he did very well. The younger generation represented by Jonathan is not helping us. Buhari ruled at his younger days and he helped to salvage the economy. Buhari is a disciplined and forthright person; his detractors can even attest to this.”

scholes23:
LOL See Love

Abi nw or if na u wetin u go do?

scholes23:
Guys.. You're walking on the street with your babe. This lady in the picture below walks up to your babe and slaps her. What will you do?

Sincere comments pls.

Lol... I no fit just laf.
ds ur topic na confused state of mind kinda topic. cus d irony here is dt ur gurl aint gat masculine curves.
so in dt case, I go first ask my gurl weda she no her b4? if ansa na yes, I go ask wetin u do? if ansa na nutin den dt macho babe go here am for my hand. cus na genda equality na hm go b my watch word by den.

this is a serious stuff, guys, just try it out and you will be convinced .

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missjenna:
The key word here is "Confidence"
When ever a man walks up to me for the first time, the first thing I tend to notice is his level of confidence.
I hate it when a man is intimidated by me or shy to talk to me.

If a guy walks up to me and doesn't have the confidence to engage me in a healthy conversation, I won't even care to scrutinize his physical appearance or his intellectual strength. I would just excuse myself and walk out.

When you are confident, you can win the attention of any woman, even the queen.

but wait o what if u confident and u nat jovial, lyk u nat close to being funny?
cus I no ladies also lyk it wen a dude is funny

praxs:
In this short note, am gona show u how to walk up to a girl and confidently strike a convoy. I will be brief. When u walk up to a girl for the first time,there are 3 possible reactions from her.
× she might flatly reject u
× she might give a neutral kind of reaction
× she might give a frndly smile and be veri open to talking with u

She might reject u: when u walk up to a girl and she flatly rejects u o act indiffrntly, the best tin to do is to walk away. Wen someone ignores or disrespects u, jux walkaway. Don't try to force urslf on pple. Howeva, don't feel bad abt it coz u were trying to get what u want.

She gives a neutral kind of reaction: in this kind of scenario, she isn't veri open neither is she too mean. Alot of guys get discouraged wen d get a neutral reaction. Mostly, it is not a nega- one, she's jux surprised why u came to talk to her,she's trying to figure out why, what's going on. What u do is to simply tell her ur reason of coming to talk to her. Keeping talking in a relax, confident and playfully way. She will eventually start smiling and responding.

She gives a frndly smile n very open to talking to u: if she does that, it means everytin is kool and then keep going from there.

How do I go up to the lady I like for the first time? smile bro and maintain good eye contact. Be relax and confident, dont be nervous. First impressions are very important. You can go like this- hi am jesse(offer a handshake), i saw u from over there and i thought u are really cute, so decided to come say hi. U can also say, i see u around quiet often, am curious abt u so wanna come meet you, my name is jesse. Be relaxed, be lighthearted,be playfull and be confident, she will give u a chance.
Happy sunday ---my name is praxx

cool

missjenna:
The key word here is "Confidence"
When ever a man walks up to me for the first time, the first thing I tend to notice is his level of confidence.
I hate it when a man is intimidated by me or shy to talk to me.

If a guy walks up to me and doesn't have the confidence to engage me in a healthy conversation, I won't even care to scrutinize his physical appearance or his intellectual strength. I would just excuse myself and walk out.

When you are confident, you can win the attention of any woman, even the queen.

Hm missjenna I jst no dt confidence is the word u wud luv in ds context

cus u definitely wudnt have anytin to do with a man who gets intimidated by u

missjenna:
Yes it works for cheap and purposeless ladies
This stuff can't work on me. I am an independent and purpose driven woman. I ride the vehicle of my life. I can never take the back seat.

If I dont want to pick your call,I won't.
Nothing will make me

Lol make I helep u say chikena!