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Christianity Etc › Re: China Bans Children From Attending Churches by tochivitus(m): 11:02am On Sep 03, 2017

BroZuma:
Good going China...that way you don't end up like India.

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Romance › Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by tochivitus(m): 4:43pm On Sep 01, 2017

LastMumu:
Let's say hypothetically, you had some supernatural power to make a phone call to yourself 10 years ago and you had just 30 seconds to speak, what are the things you would say?

Me: Hello, this is Lastmumu from 2017 calling you and you better believe it. Once the 2015/2016 English premiership starts stake whatever highest amount you can find on a team called Leicester to win the league.

2. Your girlfriend, the one you are with at the moment, she is an angel. Cherish her, appreciate her better, marry her

What would say to yourself?

Don't u know that wen u mess with the timeline like that even if it is possible by changing an event some other event gets to change, might not be so precise as it aught to. Ask science

Pets › Re: Nigeria Pet Passport & Import Regulations by tochivitus(m): 11:06pm On Aug 31, 2017

lookingfly:
Now I affirm you're insane and need urgent help

your a delusional never do good scatter brain, inconsequential and incoherent idiotic home- rectus that deserves to be kept in an isolated zoo very far from regular animal, because your present alone is as irritating as a dog vomit. your so idiotic that u can't differentiate between advice, insult, quarrel and fun. your so dumb that u have to go create another account disguising like a scared chameleon. don't try to keep up with this if u do u might end up depressed like hell.
goodnight psychopathic, silicositic slowpoke.

Pets › Re: Nigeria Pet Passport & Import Regulations by tochivitus(m): 7:29pm On Aug 31, 2017

lookingfly:
I like all these big grammar you speaking but to be sincere with you, you didn't communicate....... Are you saying it's a waste of time and money to import animals or what exactly are you saying?

Someone actually quoted me saying shit,I was only trying to dish him a plate of shit to eat and equally place him on his level

Education › Re: 20 Courses You Can Study Without Mathematics In Nigerian Universities by tochivitus(m): 3:02pm On Aug 31, 2017

tunary:
it is easier said than done

No one is perfect, practice makes better

Pets › Re: Nigeria Pet Passport & Import Regulations by tochivitus(m): 12:35pm On Aug 31, 2017

xpool:
Seriously, you need to see a specialist.

if u think I need a specialist then u need a psychiatrist.

Pets › Re: Nigeria Pet Passport & Import Regulations by tochivitus(m): 12:33pm On Aug 31, 2017

xpool:
You sounded sick. You must be from abused parentage. Doo, it shall be well

wait a minute so your the same ass kisser. if u think I sound sick. then your brain dead. have a nice day

Pets › Re: Nigeria Pet Passport & Import Regulations by tochivitus(m): 12:04pm On Aug 31, 2017

xpool:
Must you always be negative? Ok, go and execute those doing it.

who be this one, get off ma ass duck huh

Pets › Re: Nigeria Pet Passport & Import Regulations by tochivitus(m): 11:19am On Aug 31, 2017

lookingfly:
Poor man mentallity

judging from your irrational judgement and incivility, I can only say that your cerebral cord has been disconnected from you shitty brain right from birth or your just a humongous mistake to ya family, the reason why some pugnacious irrational thinker like you will never get rich is because of ya wasteful way of life your mate will be busy hustling for money and making investments at their youth but your type of person will be busy lavishing the little one you have thinking you have arrived. then when your and feeble your mate will be making money, but ya poor ass will be making wishes and making eba......
word of advice
have a nice day punk

Pets › Re: Nigeria Pet Passport & Import Regulations by tochivitus(m): 9:18am On Aug 31, 2017

We never import important things finish nah cat and dog we wan begin import huh

why can't we just crossbreed those ones already here to get any excellent specie you desire?
I dedicate this FCT to all those that their houses were flooded in benue state and other states #TakeHeart

@seun month Don end, don't allows us remind you of our salary or we go on strike huh

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Education › Re: 20 Courses You Can Study Without Mathematics In Nigerian Universities by tochivitus(m): 8:56am On Aug 31, 2017

Obozi:
My guy till you die you will never apply your knowledge of mathematics

we don't share the same dreams and aspiration Bro, am ain't a mathematician am an economist, and thus both courses are interwoven, and you can only say this because your a Nigerian or because you under informed, ask Einstein when you see him

Education › Re: 20 Courses You Can Study Without Mathematics In Nigerian Universities by tochivitus(m): 7:55am On Aug 31, 2017

why would some one wanna skip mathematics? for me it's the best thing that has ever happened to education, technical when you understand mathematics other subject becomes walk over. It still remains my favourite, no much grammar no much note copying just write the formula and solve simply

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Music/Radio › Re: What Are Your Top 3 Michael Jackson Songs Ever? by tochivitus(m): 8:45am On Aug 30, 2017

Billie Jean, thriller and human nature

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Business › Any Bureau De Change Nairalander Base In Abuja Pls Come In by tochivitus(op): 10:53am On Aug 28, 2017

hello Nairalanders I have a little cash (dollar) I wanna change to naira chat me up on WhatsApp if your around Garki, Wuse and environ let's talk
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Sports › Re: How Much Does It Cost To Watch Football at Viewing Centres In Your Hood? by tochivitus(m): 4:15am On Aug 28, 2017

there is this garden close to my house here in Garki Abuja, I will just go order for suya and a bottle of something to wash it down and am good to go, I can watch as many matches as I wish, and it's an open field garden with alot of fresh air and very large screen where u can see from every angle. and not some regular stuffy viewing centre

Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha To Select FIFA Best Player by tochivitus(m): 5:20pm On Aug 17, 2017

ibadanfinest:
You have issues. See as u dey vex like say kanu na ur God. Take a chill pill. Don't give yourself hypertension. Personally I have no issues with Nnamdi kanu neither do I hv issue with you being a tribal bigot.

ogbeni u well so ? huh

have u ever seen me talking about nnamdi kanu before ? or your just blindfolded by tribalism blanket. you must be suffering from sumnabulism by all indication. get off ma ass. you first class smuck

Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha To Select FIFA Best Player by tochivitus(m): 12:48pm On Aug 17, 2017

ibadanfinest:
Haba I know u are sent by nnamdi kanu to spoil this thread but u will not suceed.

wait lemme ask u this. This your stupidity was it inherited or foolishness has over taken you. who talked about nnamdi kanu here now that your quoting me with ,?
skul mining freak huh

Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha To Select FIFA Best Player by tochivitus(m): 11:08am On Aug 17, 2017

an igbo dude spotted, keep making us proud champ. u deserve it and even more. quote me wrong if you are a sadist

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Politics › Re: No Audit Report On N4.2tn TSA Two Years After –AGF by tochivitus(m): 9:42am On Aug 17, 2017

APC we are still observing you #corrupt ass niggas, dirthbags

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Celebrities › Re: Kwadwo Safo Welcomes Baby With His New Wife (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 8:49pm On Aug 15, 2017

congratulations to the couple cool

Crime › Re: Gay Passenger Tries To Seduce Taxi Driver In Abuja (Photos/Video) by tochivitus(m): 7:48pm On Aug 15, 2017

bObrisky u see what u have caused abi?

u better come carry your partner o huh

Politics › Re: Niger Delta Militants Order Northerners & Yorubas Out Of Region Before October 1 by tochivitus(m): 7:57pm On Aug 10, 2017

oops sorry to bust ya bubbles, it's high time they have a taste of their own medicine. no one I said no one has monopoly if violence, people craving violence are idiots that ain't got nothing to loose

meanwhile the hyenas and jackals are looking like lost ghost as if nothing is wrong is going on.

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Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by tochivitus(m): 7:45pm On Aug 10, 2017

am negan we are all negan

Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by tochivitus(m): 7:42pm On Aug 10, 2017

Naturalobserver:
fast and furious 5 or so

fast and furious 7 #Vin-Diesel

Forum Games › Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by tochivitus(m): 7:37pm On Aug 10, 2017

I ain't got friends, I got family.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze: We Still De Wait For Adeboye's New Sexually Transmitted Disease Prophecy by tochivitus(m): 1:02pm On Aug 09, 2017

this dude should shut the hell up already, relevance seeker huh

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Music/Radio › Re: Nairalanders, What Is Your Current Ringtone? by tochivitus(m): 3:23am On Aug 07, 2017

kelvinrhs:
And why are u asking that weird question. I am boy. And I like to term myself A WEIRDO. Nice to meet u too.

lols no mind me Bro

Romance › Re: HELP! My Girlfriend Is Frustrating Me by tochivitus(m): 3:58pm On Aug 06, 2017

One thing is certain. She is playing a mental games with u. Its a mental blackmail. Making u see reason to feel bad even when u havnt done nothing to her. Well I will advice u to give her space as she demanded. Infact stop calling her or chatting wit her and when she is done being a drama queen she gonna come begging. As for me though I cant endure any relationship, I aint got no space for drama queen In my heart

Politics › Re: Militants Split Nigeria Into Five Republics by tochivitus(m): 9:44pm On Aug 05, 2017

Ever8054:
but I thought igbos say they must go with South south. how come this guys wan come give there blodas heart attack...?..south south reject Igbo's,north reject Igbo's,west reject Igbo's ,middle belts reject Igbo's. ..why naa..?..are you guys expecting all the Jews suffocate to death in their 5 red mud state?...iam not understanding...

I almost evoked amadioha on you, but lemme alow the high priest take care of your case. huh

what ya statement Mr. rejection

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Celebrities › Re: Di'ja And Olamide Perform On Stage In Suleja At GloMegaMusicTour by tochivitus(m): 9:30pm On Aug 05, 2017

Haphard:
We shud now fry beans

when you are not envious about another man's success God blesses your hustle. be positive Bro

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Celebrities › Re: Di'ja And Olamide Perform On Stage In Suleja At GloMegaMusicTour by tochivitus(m): 8:52pm On Aug 05, 2017

I was there live. He brought the roof Down with his performance. nice one badoo the dude got alot of energy on stage

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