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Culture › Re: Youths Celebrate Age Grade In Imo With Guns & Sticks (Video) by tochivitus(m): 1:00pm On Dec 01, 2017

PointZerom:
Why is yours not motorable?

Dude u don't need to defend the corrupt and mentally bankrupt government of the state. He asked a good question, I am from IMO state but yes I ask why is the road not tarred? Ain't there allocation for that? Or has the allocation for the road channeled to statue/monuments?

Phones › Re: MTN Night Browsing With N25 Naira Plus by tochivitus(m): 9:37am On Nov 30, 2017

benabbey:
Move to Ipulse by dialing *406# at night after 12 mid night send the word night to 131 hope this help

thanks men I appreciate?

Family › Re: My Sexual Experience by tochivitus(m): 7:11am On Nov 30, 2017

Bro I understand your pains but the truth is that is not all women that has good and high sex drive, some times is not that dey hate sex but they don't have the urge for it, something that has do with some in balance of some hormones that makes her respond positively to sex.

my advice
try sliding in some sex enhancing pills in her juice, take your shower and head to bed, trust me in less than few minutes she will come and start begging you for sex, don't make this a habit though but as the time goes on her sex drive will become very active.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Huddersfield (5 - 0) On 29th November 2017 by tochivitus(m): 11:05pm On Nov 29, 2017

doughziay:
HUDDERSFIELD GO WIN.

Thank me after the match.

Ogbeni say that nonsense again

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Phones › Re: MTN Night Browsing With N25 Naira Plus by tochivitus(m): 8:06pm On Nov 29, 2017

benzion72:
It be like say MTN is giving us additional Data on their 500MB for N25 naira normally the internet will not respond again when you reach 510MB even if it is 12.30pm. But I have obeserved resently that the download continue till 3.30am non stop.

Bros how do I subscribe to enjoy this parckage

Politics › Re: Governor Wike Receives Gifts From 54 African Beauty Queens (pics, Video) by tochivitus(m): 2:03pm On Nov 28, 2017

binsanni:
Giving each of them a statue will cost your life, but i advice you to give them you Prick
just my thoughts

Savagery class of 2017 graduate spotted grin

Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ossai And Wife, Jumai Renew Vows After 10 Years Of Marriage by tochivitus(m): 2:41pm On Nov 27, 2017

Congrats sir. watch the tv series clinic matters u will enjoy his acting charisma

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Celebrities › Re: Lady On A 21-Day Dry Fasting For Wizkid Because Of Enemies (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 5:53pm On Nov 24, 2017

What a misplaced priority. Infact

Foreign Affairs › Re: Replace Jesus Image With Chinese President's Image In Homes- China To Christians by tochivitus(m): 5:47pm On Nov 24, 2017

pxalmydee:
this is 2017, and you still believe in Nebuchadnezzar bullshit? you still believe Noah, animal and the ark?

I ain't gat no time for atheist. U can as well not believe that Jesus Christ didn't die for your sins because say e don Tay and so therefor u should forget about it. mtweeeew

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Replace Jesus Image With Chinese President's Image In Homes- China To Christians by tochivitus(m): 2:43pm On Nov 24, 2017

pride comes before destruction, our people say when dog wan loss, e no dey here em name again. tell the Chinese president to go ask nebukadineze. foolish people.

Events › Re: We Have Dated For 10 Years: A Nairalander Celebrates His Fiancée On Her Birthday by tochivitus(m): 10:14am On Nov 23, 2017

See this one oh? 10years person way Ben dey secondary school when una start go don finish university and nysc be that o. Chai hbd shaa

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of 2 Corpers Set To Wed In Imo: "From Hello, Hi To Wedding" by tochivitus(m): 8:44pm On Nov 22, 2017

hadduni:
awww
they are finally going to get married, I wish them happy married life in advance...still waiting for my mr right or wrong.

This is uncle Jona your uncle, we have told u saveraly to find mr. Wrong and drag the mother fvcker to the right.

Romance › Re: Can You Tell If I'm Beautiful Enough? by tochivitus(m): 6:42am On Nov 19, 2017

cosby02:
Beautiful but not enough. Wash that make up and come back for talk

now this is savagery lol grin

Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan At Senator Sekibo Daughter's Wedding (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 9:36pm On Nov 17, 2017

NgeneUkwenu:
Gorgeous With Stolen Wealth...

Ogbeni Tender your counter affidavit or shut the hell up undecided

Education › Re: Teacher From Sokoto State And His English On Facebook (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 9:20pm On Nov 17, 2017

EdCure:
I keep saying this: the south is a hundred years ahead of the north.

It's not arguable, it's fact 101

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Romance › Re: Married Lady Has Never Said NO To Sex Since I Know Her.. by tochivitus(m): 6:15am On Nov 17, 2017

Airforce1:
You go soon reach your last bus-stop

And nobody would be around to save your ass.

Don't mind that idiot he think he is smart, time will come when your wife will cheat on you with your close pal. Kama is a bitch u know it serves u what u deserve

Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Iceberg Slim As Kids (Throwback Photos) by tochivitus(m): 3:45pm On Nov 16, 2017

olihilistic:
see the boy hair as e brown like lalasticlala hair for anus..

Why so savagery bro? Lala is coming for you grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Was Asked To Sign Non Disclosure Agreement For A Job I Got by tochivitus(m): 9:05am On Nov 15, 2017

destino24:
Bros, take that letter to a lawyer, just to make sure every single word and it's legal implications are understood.

NDA before knowing the office address is a bit strange

#gbam u just said my mind Bro

Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Nigeria: International Friendly - 2 - 4 (Full Time) by tochivitus(m): 7:29pm On Nov 14, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

It's a sure lose for Nigeria.

Nigerian footballers have the worst form of inferiority complex.

Rather than attack, dribble or defend...they'd be jostling for the camera to catch them next to Messi.

So they can enlarge the photographs and intimidate the rest of us on Social Media.

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Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Paid For My JAMB Form In 2012 - A Nairalander by tochivitus(m): 8:16pm On Nov 13, 2017

At last something positive about this dude,

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Pets › Re: 3 More Awesome Puppies Just Arrived by tochivitus(m): 7:03am On Nov 12, 2017

MrMakaveli20:
take a cup of honey. your life is all shades of anger and bitterness

Who is this idiotic element? Get the fvck Ata ma mention ginger bread, your life is full of mediocre and sycophancy. Live for ya self and stop kissing someone ass.

Pets › Re: 3 More Awesome Puppies Just Arrived by tochivitus(m): 9:51pm On Nov 11, 2017

and so fvcking what huh

?I got cute puppies too, the earlier you stop living ya life for the media the happier u will become rubbish, next please,

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TV/Movies › Re: Demetria Obilor Slammed For Dressing "Provocatively" On Channel 8 Traffic Report by tochivitus(m): 4:12pm On Nov 07, 2017

Johnawesome:
Tochivitus and Co. Love this

You dey mad

Crime › Re: Man Attacks Student With Gun At University Of Uyo (Photo) by tochivitus(m): 3:28pm On Nov 07, 2017

Johnawesome:
Tochivitus come and see your elder brother o

It's all clear now, your not just a pervate you are mentally disoriented, derailed and brain damage. In other word, you are a Haggard and hungry poverty strike mad man. Take this to reboot ya shitty brain to factory setting.

Family › Re: Photo Of A Man Staring At His Newborn Baby by tochivitus(m): 12:52pm On Nov 07, 2017

Johnawesome:
tochivitus mother be staring at him like how the fvck did this piece of shit end up inside of me ;Dtochivitus mother be staring at him like how the fvck did this piece of shit end up inside of me

#hobo
Now u learn one English grain-head, go back to school and get the fvck outa my mention you brain-dead, may Amadioha visit you simultaneously. Idiotic parasite, I have this feeling you have been disowned. Uncircumcised bastard your just a pervert,

Romance › Re: One-legged Man Engages Lady In Raunchy Dance On Stage,video Goes Viral by tochivitus(m): 1:17am On Nov 07, 2017

Johnawesome:
tochivitus come and see your mother o

Your father must be an uncircumcised bastard, and your mother unrepentant road side Harlot to have given birth to a slowpoke-like vulture like you. And a mother fucker like you. I know u raped your mother and that's the course that has been following you. Infinitesimal baboon like u, get of ma mention before thunder falls on you. Hobo

Celebrities › Re: Tayo Sobola Accused Of Being A Cultist Over Her Outfit (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 12:51pm On Nov 06, 2017

Johnawesome:
see am not surprised by your intentions because i am cohabiting with your elder brothers, you all are fucking diabolical. But guess what almighty Jah got my back
I don't fucking give a Bleep so go Bleep yourself in the brain

What the fvck is. Wrong wit ya shitty brain, ain't you the bastard that knows how to rape ya granny? Common now you should be stronger than this, your a bloody cultist don't even mention God here if you don't wanna get fisted on ya rectum by the devil....
Adios once more... U ain't gonna talk rude next time to ya elders..

Celebrities › Re: Tayo Sobola Accused Of Being A Cultist Over Her Outfit (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 12:39pm On Nov 06, 2017

Johnawesome:
I must say ehn you Sabi English well well
Maybe if you'd focused more on minding your business who knows your life might be better than this

No apologies I have said what's on my mind ad that's final, adios

Celebrities › Re: Tayo Sobola Accused Of Being A Cultist Over Her Outfit (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 12:26pm On Nov 06, 2017

Johnawesome:
Bross lala abeg block this Ode account im no Sabi mind im own business

You threw the first punch you uneducated bastard, if there is any blocking of account your getting it. NFA like u

Celebrities › Re: Tayo Sobola Accused Of Being A Cultist Over Her Outfit (Photos) by tochivitus(m): 12:22pm On Nov 06, 2017

Johnawesome:
Ode no go find work help your future

I said you are loosing ya balls before dusk, watch and see and just for ya info I am working and earning every penny, you are just a colossal mistake to ya generation, I pity ya miserable life.
Just a reminder you are still loosing ya balls.

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