₦airaland Forum

Johnawesome:
You just too dumb to trade words with
Maybe I'll give you a chance when am done banging your mum

Judging by your profile pics your just an ugly, half baked slowpoke, hopeless and useless, u looked like a hungry and thunder/poverty stricken hobo, that has probably raped and impregnated your entire linage.
And u dare mention my mom? Get ready you are loosing ya balls before dusk. You will learn to respect your elders.

Johnawesome:
Shout out to every egede men out there

Just dey here dey form cultist no go hustle and make money like ya mate... Anu mpama

just gimme a gun and one bullet and I will end this idiotic idiot life. He is irritating as Bleep

Smellymouth:
Okay, the elders in council have heard your question..
We have heard you... The Igwe is not around , and the council of elders can't debate on this issue in his absence. Thank you.

Your question will be answered in 4 market days.

Lols I like your sense of humor

AlexCk:
Possibly, it can be surgically done, or 'reassigned' or reconstructed

The only thing im yet to understand is, one needs a womb(natural way) to incubate the zygote turn embryo, so how does a man(now female sha), get pregnant when he naturally does not have a womb, infact (s)he cant produce eggs sef

THis has got me thinking really loud, do they also implant overies in him if not how I this even possible, I saw that video of a man giving birth on YouTube, but I tell u this I don't buy that piss of shit, it's very impossible

sinceraconcept:
it was their turn yesterday,its his turn today. they could buy him then but he can buy their whole family now

Nah Wetin this one dey talk!?

I get beans abeg who get oil make we fry beans for them, mtweeew this one self nah news?

IneedSugarMumy1:
Lol... If the guy come now, she will start acting up again, make them no say she's cheap, naija girls with irrelevant characters

Nailed it.... u just cracked me up real hard, my babe was acting up when i first asked her to be my bae, it was after 2 months that she confessed that she wanted me for long, that I was her crush and she fantasizes about me. Nigeria girls can be so confused eh

2chainzz:
Police force is practically useless, It should be scrapped.

How can u say police should be disbanded, have u seen a country without a police/homeland security?

eezeribe:
Did God ask you to speak for him

don't loos ya cool dear it's too early.

funnynation:
I swear if this photo make FP, I go just go bring my picture wey I took with Tony Tetula and post here.

Ogbeni come and fulfill ya promise o

Which kind generation be this way some girls just mumu like this. So Tuface Don turn Jesus Christ Abi? Which kin wahala be this

awesome

Wait o when did nigeria presidency became family affair?

TheLastIdiot:
Good evening people. I gave my babe 4k as I was leaving home for work this morning. I wanted her to prepare soup that could at least gladden the heart. I instructed her to add periwinkles and some assorted meat.

I came back this night only to meet a plate of watery soup that can't boast of anything but a small meat that's not bigger than a cube of sugar.the worse is that i've been trying to find out frm her why the quality of the soup doesn't correspond with N4,000 but she's giving me attitude. I'm trying my best not to lose my temper.even if things are expensive, this watery soup can't be a product of 4k. To add insult to injury, she bought 2 expired akpu from whr I don't even know and there's garri in d house that she could have used.

Which kain life be dis?

Just see the annoying package

This is a clear case of embezzlement , but seriously what I give my babe to make soup for me is 4k each time and she will jam pack my plate with meat and fish kpomo, shaki, roundabout and all, and the soup will be as tasty and tick as anything, your girl ain't Prudent with ya money or better still she might be saving for your wedding u never can tell

Op who love don help. We are talking money your talking love, infact take am

Lala right now.,

alwayscool:
I am 34 years old and marrying a divorced woman ,aged 29 years,mother of two kids,after marriage i have decided to keep a male servant ,who could help her in her household work,so that she can get time for her proffesion of beautycian at home,she has agreed to it...what are the chances,she might get close to the servant and Bleep him in my absence,she us beautiful with height of 5'5" and body size of 38 30 38"

You are paranoid, and melancholic why don't u install cameras and answer this questions ya self ?

leye001:
am still dazed

She is your doopelganga, a black American dude had contacted me sometimes ago and we chatted I was jaw dropped the guy and my self Is what u called identical twins and I never met him anywhere before, dude say he saw my pics on Instagram. I was amassed and we planing on meeting one on one

Okay we done hear
Am making ftc again
Am on fire baby

jaxxy:
Bro even a very difficult man has sm conscience. Buhari has igbos who he has good relationship with so I don't think hes exactly anti igbo. I personally don't like 2 much sentiments in politics rather than being objective tho we mustvbe sensitive. Operation python may not hv been the best approach to the issue bt then they way and direction ipob was heading was not the best either.

#word
I like your sense of judgement, u try very hard to strike a balance, I think I will subscribe to this school of thought, I don't hate the man though but some of his irrational decision is what I don't buy.

jaxxy:
The presidency or buhari is not the only problem bt igbo politics and it has to change. I say so becos even b4 buhari came we had gej who we overwhelmingly voted for and wat ws achieved in the east tell me?

All boils down to the facts that, the body language of the president is Vodka clear that he despises the people from the south east. And he is not even ashamed to admit it. Just take a good look at the man made crises he has brought to the east, with the disguise of python dance, now he is shameless extending this operation to other part of Nigeria to cover up his Genecidal intentions.

jaxxy:
I think buhari has been fair looking at the fact igbos barely voted for him they still have good representation. Even gej Govt ws filled with majorly SS people and nobody complained. Tho people say he appeased the north.

If igbos hv been marginalized which is still debatable if u compare development in other states it wud be due to their selfish politcians and not only the fault of d presidency. Let get real with ourselves.

The only marginalization dats glaring is the igbos being president or vp is long overdue.

You are entitle to ya own opinion though it bias. Wait lemme ask u this, is buhari president of APC or president of Nigeria

No problems God ain't sleeping unreserved thunder awaits you come, 2019.

yeyerolling:
after singing the land is green, she go born dem for USA . Crystal clear nigeria is doomed

This ya submission is pure savagery bro but that's facts though

Why not give these taxis to the keke operators to avoid unemployement, after all Jonathan did it (SURE-P)

usayab:
Hmmm!
I wouid have said something but my birthday celebration does not..... Abeg make una elep me celebrate, today na my day!

Hbd have fun.

pyyxxaro:
Ok

Shatap na only ok u fit type after seeing and reading this kinda thread ?

Printing of money by the Cbn (monetary policy ) is good at the short run but has a humongous bad effect at the long run as it will plunge us back to double dip reccession and a double digit inflation thus money will be too much in circulation making money to loos it value. (Money illusion) the situation where by you have plenty of money yet you can only use it to but little thing In the market, from my economics point of view so borrowing money ain't that bad if your using the money to finance a capital expenses. When it becomes a liability is when u borrow this money and finance a recurrent expenditure like payment of salary and others.

Evablizin:
uhm why are you taking panadol on top another man's headache?

Wetin that one dey talk?
If not Because of respect I have for the gods I would have invoked Amadioha on his head.