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Forum GamesRe: This Riddle Is Causing Serious Problem In My House by tochivitus(m): 6:32am On Jul 04, 2017
TechPanda:
My Sister In The Lord, This Abc Is Bursting "Fistonati" Head Oh.

Don't Be In A Hurry To Go.
For Panda Sake, Pls Tell Him How You Arrived At 100 naira. grin
I don't get why this is confusing you guys.
1. first of all he stole #100 there and then the shop owner lost #100
2. He returned back to the shop to use the same #100 he stole to buy something that worth #100, Don't forget another customer might buy the same bread and Fanta with #100 but hence the thief boy is the one paying from his stolen money, he recycled same money he stole and gets a goods worth #100 making it #200
so. imagine he bought those things on credit for #100, then stole the money #100 from the shop owner and pays it is still #200. simply mathematics
CelebritiesRe: Jay-z Confirms His Mother Is Lesbian On “4:44” Album by tochivitus(m): 11:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
one bobrisky fans spotted grin I pity ya nyash in advance olodo
PetsRe: Meet "SIMBA" My Snake Pet by tochivitus(m): 8:15pm On Jun 30, 2017
EkoErrands:
So after all the civil engineering had been completed cool I now put the building on top one land way I been get since 2010.

Na there SIMBA go dey till I need to put another gecko inside for am. That will be in 2 weeks time. I go update una sha! kiss

But I don tell SIMBA not to tamper with my Honey or my blender on that my piece of land if not I go evict am sharp sharp without further warning sad
lol ; D I like your sense of humor Bro
PoliticsRe: "We Won’t Allow Kanu, IPOB Create Another Problem For Future Nigerian"- Adeyanju by tochivitus(m): 9:13am On Jun 28, 2017
hell yeah am from the east but this Nnamdi Kanu of a dude is beginning to get on ma nerves, who is he to detect whom and how the igbo's are gonna vote or live their lives? he is beginning to see himself as a king and over Lord, I no he is fighting a good course, but at this point he is leading the igbo's in a wrong direction (those who wish to blindly follow though )
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Joseph Yobo's Daughter Lexins Dedication by tochivitus(m): 10:07am On Jun 26, 2017
grin[quote author=nestic post=57849864]YET ANOTHER ONE grin u mad bruh u got me laffing my ads off, my babe wondering what has come over me
ComputersRe: ASK Me The License Key To Unlock Your PC Software. by tochivitus(m): 11:32am On Jun 25, 2017
please help me with geniune windows 7 home premium activation key. Thanks
ComputersRe: ASK Me The License Key To Unlock Your PC Software. by tochivitus(m): 11:31am On Jun 25, 2017
please help me with windows 7 home premium activation key. Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Coker Asks Churchill To Sign Their Divorce Papers by tochivitus(m): 4:02pm On Jun 18, 2017
Papiikush:
Maybe I should type slowly for you to catch up.

Why didn't she talk about the divorce before he married Tonto?

Why didn't see Sue him for marrying another lady since they are still legally married by the law?

What difference is it going to make in future when the whole Internet is already aware and there are proves he is not tired to her anymore?

Can you see you made a dummy out of yourself?
ignorancy is playing a role on ya head and u have refuse to notice it. When a man leaves his wife and marry another wife and the first wife ain't living with them and she ain't worried with them living together, common sense should tell u that all ain't right and there Is no way she will tell Mr. estranged to sign the divorce if she hasn't applied for It legally. read her message on instagram she sounded like she is reminding him to be quick and make the divorce official. anyway their marriage their headache. she ain't my sister neither is he my brother. before I forget don't say shit about people when u don't know shit . you first class schmuck
CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Coker Asks Churchill To Sign Their Divorce Papers by tochivitus(m): 3:54pm On Jun 18, 2017
stuffs4me:
Take your head out of your azz. Since when did instagram become the judiciary. Reasonable people apply for divorce through their lawyers to the judiciary and not on social media.

The biatch is just an attention seeking fuul
and who the f*ck are u to judge, I believe she has since applied for a divorce and the ass kisser of a dude has refuse to consent to it she did that on instagram to let doubting Thomas like you that she ain't the one with the case, either way so far i respect her maturity
CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Coker Asks Churchill To Sign Their Divorce Papers by tochivitus(m): 3:53pm On Jun 18, 2017
stuffs4me:
Take your head out of your azz. Since when did instagram become the judiciary. Reasonable people apply for divorce through their lawyers to the judiciary and not on social media.

The biatch is just an attention seeking fuul
and who the f*ck are u to judge, I believe she has since applied for a divorce and the ass kisser of a dude has refuse to consent to it she did that on instagram to let doubting Thomas like you that she ain't the one with the case
CelebritiesRe: Bimbo Coker Asks Churchill To Sign Their Divorce Papers by tochivitus(m): 1:24pm On Jun 18, 2017
Papiikush:
He never signed your divorce papers but went ahead to marry Tonto?

Wait, I am confused...what is the essence of the divorce right now? Bìtch just wanna be famous
at times think before u talk, she hasn't said anything wrong, she has the right to ask for the divorce signature, that's the judicial way of making it look like a divorce so that the son of a b*tch don't come out tomorrow to claim her as an acquired property, by law they are still legally married. I even salute her maturity, truth be told I don't even know the lady before, for her being so silent and matured with the whole situation shows she is a responsible type and not a celebrity wannabe
RomanceRe: I Can't Stop Crying! by tochivitus(m): 1:42pm On Jun 11, 2017
Perspectives:
Your guy has anger issues, self esteem issues and extremely unhappy because he doesn't have a job.

Stop reminding him of how there's no money, be happy together. Happiness is more important than those material things you want. I know there are other things you must have said to hurt him that you didn't mention here.

Take things easy with him. At least till things get better.
gbam u just said my mind exactly and lemme add that u r guy think your being too pushy and as a guy he like being in charge but when u counter his decisions he thinks your trying to tell him what to do always. and finally find time to talk to your spouse talk at learnt, apologies to him and tell him these things with a calm voice, he ain't devil he will see reasons with u
RomanceRe: I Can't Stop Crying! by tochivitus(m): 1:39pm On Jun 11, 2017
Perspectives:
Your guy has anger issues, self esteem issues and extremely unhappy because he doesn't have a job.

Stop reminding him of how there's no money, be happy together. Happiness is more important than those material things you want. I know there are other things you must have said to hurt him that you didn't mention here.

Take things easy with him. At least till things get better.
gbam u just said my mind exactly
Christianity EtcRe: Why Should Artistes Leave Church For Stardom? by tochivitus(m): 1:16pm On Jun 11, 2017
because you are famous don't stop you from your normal church activities. Some even claim too busy, because the their back alert is fat. Some of them lack understanding. especially those that broke out from the choir
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Now Has A Twitter Handle...See Reactions by tochivitus(m): 1:10pm On Jun 11, 2017
lols Nigerians are savage, they sure no how to whope assess with their phone keypad grin
Christianity EtcRe: Are Tongues Meant To Be Understood? by tochivitus(m): 12:07pm On Jun 11, 2017
dingbang:
I don't even like going to churches where almost all the members are shouting in tongues... I could just get angry and leave the premises because its noise to my ears..
_1 Corinthians 14 - 4
1 Follow the way of love and
eagerly desire gifts of the Spirit,
especially prophecy. 2 For anyone
who speaks in a tongue does not speak
to people but to God. Indeed, no one
understands them; they utter
mysteries by the Spirit. 3 But the
one who prophesies speaks to people
for their strengthening, encouraging
and comfort. 4 Anyone who speaks
in a tongue edifies themselves, but
the one who prophesies edifies the
church. I think u understands better now_
Christianity EtcRe: Are Tongues Meant To Be Understood? by tochivitus(m): 12:06pm On Jun 11, 2017
dingbang:
I don't even like going to churches where almost all the members are shouting in tongues... I could just get angry and leave the premises because its noise to my ears..
1 Corinthians 14 - 4
1 Follow the way of love and
eagerly desire gifts of the Spirit,
especially prophecy. 2 For anyone
who speaks in a tongue does not speak
to people but to God. Indeed, no one
understands them; they utter
mysteries by the Spirit. 3 But the
one who prophesies speaks to people
for their strengthening, encouraging
and comfort. 4 Anyone who speaks
in a tongue edifies themselves, but
the one who prophesies edifies the
church. I think u understands better now
FamilyRe: Nairalanders Help! My Dad Talks Too Much. by tochivitus(m): 4:37am On Jun 11, 2017
*value what u have before u loos it.. no matter how too much he talks u can still find a way to strick a balance with him, and how do I mean striking a balance?
make out time to discuss with him, make him your friend and before you know it, he will not be taking at you but talking with you,
and ones you have special bond with him, he will learn to understand when your not in the mood for talks and even when any of ya friend visits, a special kinda look you give him wil signal him not to disturb ya guest, it seems unbelievable but it really works,, I have used this on my granny and it worked perfectly and in facts I learn to love listening when he talks that's why sometimes my own dad seeks my counsel before he does something sometimes, because he says I reason like an old timer lol and am not even the first born, learn to cohabit with him, first u should know your dad is kind of an extrovert, who likes chatting with people and making small talks with ones he don't really know, he has a free spirit and a clean heart his type can never hold anything against anyone once u offend him he tell u there and then and that's it. unlike my dad who will forgive ya trespasses but still use it to blackmail you into doing stuffs for him lol.*
CelebritiesRe: Dammy Krane To Be Arraigned June 23; See His Criminal Complaint/Arrest Affidavit by tochivitus(m): 12:02pm On Jun 07, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
grin

This guy lost it the day Wizkid smashed that bottle on his head at Quilox night club.



My happiness will be complete when E-Money is exposed.
*OGBENI EXPOSE HIM FOR WHAT EXACTLY* undecided why can't u be happy for a successful person so that God go pick up ya one call, must u always hate ?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Changes Hairstyle After Champions League Victory by tochivitus(m): 8:54pm On Jun 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
grin undecided The world's best player....the most successful gay footballer.
This guy has made gays worldwide very proud.
one gay dude spotted, how do u mean, and who told you CR7 is gay ? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Jidenna Covers Guardian Life Magazine (photos) by tochivitus(m): 3:12pm On Jun 04, 2017
an igbo dude sighted, Afonjas will still hate no matter what grin ride on we support u Bro
RomanceRe: Are U Bored? Then Come In Here And Scatter Your Talent.... by tochivitus(m): 1:13pm On Jun 04, 2017
kiss and tell is what I don't do, but that doesn't mean I ain't got side chick like my side kick
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by tochivitus(m): 11:51pm On May 27, 2017
grin
haffaze777:
rest in peace in advance to Assnal football club
Eyaa I guess your the one resting in peace now Mr. grin gunners Al the way
CrimeRe: Soldiers Strip Driver Unclad In Abuja For Not Having Complete Car Particulars by tochivitus(m): 9:53pm On May 23, 2017
op mararaba ain't abuja for ya info, that's nasarawa state, I bet that shit can't happen in Abj city,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 13th May 2017 by tochivitus(m): 9:01pm On May 13, 2017
eleko1:
watch and see.if asanal with is match,I'll deactivate my account
if you don't deactivate your account right now then. your last name will be coward grin
CrimeRe: One Of The Seven Nigerian Men Arrested For Robbery In Abu Dhabi Pleads Guilty by tochivitus(m): 11:32am On May 11, 2017
Oladimejyy:
Op you dont need to hide their names i know them very well.
THEY ARE IGBOS SHIKENA!
the thunder that will fire you is still in redemption camp.
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Christians In Southern Kaduna, Kill 12 (Graphic Pics) by tochivitus(m): 4:24am On Apr 17, 2017
ugohemma:
No sense at all...

Hope people hailing u can see that u lost it totally....

Seun and his mods allowing this guy to pry over treads with inhumane post will oneday pay heavily for his stupidity
Bro don't mind the this guy he is a clown. This is one reason I hate social media, people that normally don't stand a chance to talk to u will say shit here. His ignorancy is at the level of apogee. ignorancy leads to stupidity, stupidity leads to calamity, calamity leads to insanity.
ComputersRe: How To Develop Native Mobile Apps In Minutes WITHOUT CODING by tochivitus(m): 4:48pm On Apr 16, 2017
Thanks Bro very helpful,
Christianity EtcRe: Anja Ringgren Loven & Her Husband, David Emmanuel Umem Pictured by tochivitus(m): 1:20pm On Apr 13, 2017
Pierocash:
Nah small boy sef
ogbeni nah wet in come concern u nah, nah jealousy go purge u grin

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