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Health / Re: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by tochivitus(m): 11:33am On Sep 18, 2017
barackosama:
Bro, you better use Nixoderm as Butter whenever you're eating bread, seems like you have internal pimples. grin grin grin grin
grin you wicked Bro this got me laughing put loud. which one be internal pimples again grin

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Health / Re: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by tochivitus(m): 11:32am On Sep 18, 2017
barackosama:
Bro, you better use Nixoderm as Butter whenever you're eating bread, seems like you have internal pimples. grin grin grin grin
grin you wicked Bro this got me laughing put loud

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Romance / Re: How I Bleeped My Neighbors Wife Yesterday.. by tochivitus(m): 5:11am On Sep 18, 2017
U remember law of Kamar. You ain't gonna escape it bro , someone will defiantly bleep ya wife when u marry on daily basis without remorse just as u did. May pendulum of repentance fall on u op

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Religion / Re: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by tochivitus(m): 2:18pm On Sep 17, 2017
Nah who be this one ?

Music/Radio / Re: Watch G'iyaz - Bring Rap Back (official Music Video) by tochivitus(m): 1:25pm On Sep 17, 2017
That's the stuff, just my kinda guy, rap is music, music is rap! Keep it up G'iyas dropping mine soon..
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shares Unclad Photo Of His Ass, Finally Goes N-ude by tochivitus(m): 5:35am On Sep 15, 2017
1shortblackboy:
how much recharge card? Like N1500 or like N200 ?

#100 self #1500 too much nah
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shares Unclad Photo Of His Ass, Finally Goes N-ude by tochivitus(m): 8:21pm On Sep 14, 2017
What a shame, his father should have exchange this clown for a recharge card.

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Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Fayose’s Presidential Campaign Poster by tochivitus(m): 8:12pm On Sep 14, 2017
taoheedoriloye:
For me fayose is a better candidate. As a stomach infrastructure gornernor, hungers will reduce to minimum in nigeria, more Pomo for every home.
Fayose will handle herdsmen and boko boys with iron hand and allow looting spree .
No corrupt free nation.

Ur mouted bro
Politics / Re: Soldiers Beat And Flog IPOB Supporters In Isiala Ngwa, Abia (Photos, Video) by tochivitus(m): 5:48pm On Sep 12, 2017
Israeljones:
if this ur news is accurate it only shows the army are dealing with stubborn and senseless Igbos who must have provoked the army to show Nollywood bravery just for claps and praise but forgot their lives cud have gone for it....

This is only the beginning because i know this people have been brainwashed beyond recognition... and the army will continue to dish out this punishment appropriately..

like they have dealth with boko haram with arms abi? your so inconsiderate wait until this people begin to push back, carry up arms and retaliation then you will no that this country is doomed.
Politics / Re: Tension As Explosion Rocks Enugu Artisan Market by tochivitus(m): 5:00pm On Sep 12, 2017
Odingo1:

Yoruba man,your joy of wishing SE to be down in ashes will turn to sorrow to you people,we shall know who will laugh last.

don't mind that demented slowpoke

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Sports / Re: WAFU Cup: Ezenwa Voted Best Player In Super Eagles Win Vs Sierra Leone by tochivitus(m): 1:34pm On Sep 12, 2017
Jh0wsef:
while I'm here winning NASCO cornflakes up and down. angry
grin u crazy Bro lols
Health / Re: How Do I Get Fat? by tochivitus(m): 4:49pm On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.

eat late night food, eat a lot of junk food like beverages and burgers and make sure u eat until your stomach aches then sleep almost immediately if u can, do this continuously for 1 month an u will be shocked with your body size.
Politics / Re: Negative Campaigning In Nigeria. by tochivitus(m): 7:35pm On Sep 10, 2017
sseunhayor:
.That is how desperate they tend to be. They are campaigning against the other parties . This is cos failure runs in there system..... Who cares about them... If dem like make dem say he worse pass Devil.. It go change nothing... angry

Lols just saw this ya old post, I hope u have not changed ya perception about ya darlin buhari and his supposed change crap ?
Politics / Re: Biafra Security Service Launch Drones Survellience To Monitor FG Soldiers- Pics by tochivitus(m): 2:48pm On Sep 10, 2017
2lateBiafra:
BiaPIGS.
Your a demented and a clueless clown for posting this
Religion / Re: Share Your Sunday Sermon Topic And Text by tochivitus(m): 2:07pm On Sep 10, 2017
onuhabel1:
church, guess digc

U guessed right' I fellowship @ the headquarters in Abuja

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Celebrities / Re: Runtown Responds To Mr Eazi "Nigerian Artistes Are Using His 'Ghanian Sound" by tochivitus(m): 11:42am On Sep 10, 2017
Hilles:
Run town na clown..like he could actually do something else! always same beats and same sound, just different lyrics!


It's obvious u don't even know run town !

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Religion / Re: Share Your Sunday Sermon Topic And Text by tochivitus(m): 11:36am On Sep 10, 2017
The power of upright living (Roman 1:5)
Celebrities / Re: Sadiq Daba Is Seriously Sick by tochivitus(m): 8:01am On Sep 08, 2017
UnknownT:
Ehyah.... Those years of NTA AM Express, with Sadiq Daba, late Yinka Craig, Katherine Edoho ( Frank Edoho's ex-wife), and Miriam Anazodo (Charles Anazodo of Supersports wife) and Helen Otuje
Thanks all for reminding me about the last name smiley

And indomie generation kids will never know what they missed

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Celebrities / Re: Uriel Reacts To Anthony Joshua Not Wanting To Settle Down For The Next 10 Years by tochivitus(m): 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2017
iamnicer:
This URIEL abi ARIEL.
Always advertising her occupation
SHAME
this meme got me cracked up every time I see it grin lols

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Celebrities / Re: Uriel Reacts To Anthony Joshua Not Wanting To Settle Down For The Next 10 Years by tochivitus(m): 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2017
iamnicer:
This URIEL abi ARIEL.
Always advertising her occupation
SHAME
this meme got me cracked up every time I see it grin
Romance / Re: I Am Leaving Behind My Love, For Greener Pastures Abroad. by tochivitus(m): 12:08pm On Sep 05, 2017
I understand ya dilemma Bro, this is what I will do If In your shoes
1. collect the visa and go for ya program.
2. kep in touch with ya lady and organise ya life
3. After ya programme and your successful and financially stable over there come back home and Marry ya lady. Then you are independent and ya brother will not middle in our decisions, trust me if you miss this opportunity you may regret it someday
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law, His Wife And Daughter In A Swimming Pool (Photo) by tochivitus(m): 11:08am On Sep 05, 2017
nice one. Don't hate on successfull people if you wanna succeed

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Celebrities / Re: "PD Had Sex With Akpororo's Wife, Impregnated Her 5 Times, Aborted" Yung6ix's DJ by tochivitus(m): 8:46am On Sep 05, 2017
well their beef, their headache e no concern me.
Politics / Re: Urobo And Abbi Roads In Enugu In Bad Condition - Lady Cries Out by tochivitus(m): 10:14am On Sep 04, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
cool cheesy cool cool wink biafra capital. poto republic

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Loves You She Will Do This Things No Matter How She Pretend by tochivitus(m): 9:55am On Sep 04, 2017
ethene:

The only thing be say u are too fine but ur write-up to long so I didn't read it. u too fine.

Is that why u quoted the whole post. #mtweeewww

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: "Buhari Is Not In Nigeria, Man From Sudan Impersonating Him" by tochivitus(m): 8:48am On Sep 04, 2017
EmeeNaka:
I don't like President Buhari's attitude but IPOB must be stopped. IPOB terrifies people, creating uncertainty and they can be compared to ISIS.

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Sports / Re: Pictures Of Ahmadou Ahidjo Stadium Cameroon Where Super Eagles Will Play Against by tochivitus(m): 8:21am On Sep 04, 2017
I can assure you that pitch ain't beautiful as it looks

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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija : Cocoice Shares Sunday Picture by tochivitus(m): 5:35pm On Sep 03, 2017
Divay22:
How do they clean this makeup off their face undecided

sand papers, brush and some chemical Bro #yeyebrity
Romance / Re: I Met An American Lady On KIK, Her Sexual Fetish Will Irritate You - Warning by tochivitus(m): 11:14am On Sep 03, 2017
Ogbeni, after all this ya long story no pishure? Nah u sabi Shaa

Politics / Re: North Korea Warns Nigeria by tochivitus(m): 11:06am On Sep 03, 2017
ziggyzee:
Nigerians have been warned against mocking the Supreme leader or they pay heavily. Be guided!

That over feed slowpoke think himself God.
We'll I am here and mock u heavily, come and beat me

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