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Crime / Re: One Million Boys Write Lagos: We Will Cut Off Your Hands If You Don’t Keep Money by todan(m): 3:39am On Apr 17, 2020
Jibsy203:

Shut up monkey, all of dem are afonjas lazy fools, de never see anytin, i wish dis lockdown will last for 3months lets see de tribe dat will survive it

I weep for this country's future, with dead brains like you to look up to. Reading comments from homo erectus like u saddens my heart. Get your facts right before you open that latrine of yours. Fish brain!
Religion / Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by todan(m): 6:44am On Jun 27, 2017
I had a dream, in the dream i saw myself wearing our former house maid primary school uniform going to school, then I saw people running helter and skelter, shouting police and sanitation police are coming!, so started running as well but I was caught. Police and mobile policemen started quarrying me, and I was asked what i was doing there, and was night as well. I was with school bag, the school bag was immediately taking away from me, and my trouser was pulled off, and one of the officers was trying to touch my behind, I stayed away from him. But I was trying to explain to them with tears that my mum sent me to the school. They later left, and couldn't head to the school again because I wasn't with bag again and my trouser was pulled off, and I was now looking at myself, I wore many shirts (uniform) and they seems to look like rags, so turn back to go home, and my place seems to be my former neighbourhood, and I was caught by another set of sanitation people again, I started begging them, telling them that I've just been caught. They later left me alone. I'm really confused, please help. Thanks
Business / Re: How To Make Money From Nigeria Offline Affiliate Marketing. by todan(m): 4:17pm On Feb 04, 2017
time waster. undecided
Sports / Re: Football Bettor. Sure Win Betting Tips by todan(m): 1:27pm On Feb 04, 2017
Mr white how can i reach u for games? thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Breaking: FG Order Banks Not To Sack Workers by todan(m): 10:04am On Jun 04, 2016
Some people will still come to this thread and spit hateful rubbish ...when the thread that workers were sacked, same idiots government should do something, now you're shouting this is not military rule, even if they transfer all Nigerians to the u.s and transfer Americans here, we can never be satisfied

Come on! U should understand that when external factors have significant negative impact on an organisation. It is normal for them to take some drastic measures for them not to go into administration. Mr president is clueless about that. Na wa for U o

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Education / Re: Nigerian Student Of Warwick Suffers Racism (Photo) by todan(m): 5:17pm On Apr 09, 2016
What sort of lesson is it? With your brand of English, it's hard to tell.

Lol, pidgin is allowed.
Education / Re: Nigerian Student Of Warwick Suffers Racism (Photo) by todan(m): 2:11pm On Apr 06, 2016
A white racist normally comes from a poor family or broken home, probably has no friends.

The only consolation a white racist draws is believing that his/her white skin makes him/her superior above others of different skin colour.

Nice one
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Oxford Brookes University Rap Mentoring by todan(m): 4:42pm On Apr 05, 2016
@ poster
I sent you a message but u didn't reply. Reach me. Thank
Romance / Re: Five Criteria Ladies Use In Disqualifying Suitors by todan(m): 6:04pm On Feb 03, 2016
14teenK:
are u yet to understand ....is it ur problem dt I used the plural(there) instead of singular(their)

"Their" is different from "there", eg. John is over there (2)Their dad is the owner of that shopping mall. U need to read eze go to school grammar book. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by todan(m): 9:14pm On Feb 02, 2016
Welcome to nigeria where someone elected into public office becomes rich by default.
Romance / Re: 8 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies To Loose Respect For Them by todan(m): 7:59pm On Feb 02, 2016
PushMusic:
Only one thing I know makes a woman loose respect for you and that's when you disrespect her first.
True talk. All the stuff listed by op only turn off women
Religion / Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by todan(m): 1:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
I need a hair cut. lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Beats Man For Harassing Her Husband (photo) by todan(m): 7:32pm On Jan 30, 2016
Why is everthing on nairaland always about tribe. U guys need to grow up, ur intelligence is at par with that of a 10 year old. undecided

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Politics / Re: Difference Between Street Light Abroad And Nigeria(lagos) by todan(m): 7:26pm On Jan 30, 2016
@ op
half bread is better than none. Atleast nigeria is no more in the dark age.
Celebrities / Re: Yoruba Boys At Toolz Wedding (pic) by todan(m): 6:38pm On Jan 30, 2016
Point of correction, yoruba land is in southwest. So she is right. Illiterates. lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Chiwetel Ejiofor's Sister, Kandibe Weds Dele In Enugu (Photos) by todan(m): 11:41pm On Jan 22, 2016
It's annoying that some fools get angry when a white man call them monkeys. If not for your skin colour, u are not different from a racist. undecided

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Romance / Re: The Untold Story Of 'runs Girls' In Ikeja Computer Village by todan(m): 3:00pm On Jan 08, 2016
@ op
spreading rumour like this without backing urself up with proof really makes u nothing but a joke. Next time u do that I'll personally ban u from nairaland. grin
Crime / Re: I Bled Profusely, Fainted As ‘suspected Ritualist’ Raped Me: 11yr-old Girl(pic) by todan(m): 9:42am On Dec 27, 2015
It's so sad seeing the state of our nation. In a reasonable society, all the 150,000 spent by the victim's family ought to have been provided by the pedophile/rapist. For our law enforcers to perform their job, they need to extort the victimised. I really don't know how people sleep at night with this atrocities without dying of guilt conscience. angry
Crime / Re: I Bled Profusely, Fainted As ‘suspected Ritualist’ Raped Me: 11yr-old Girl(pic) by todan(m): 9:31am On Dec 27, 2015
@ landmark445, yes he's ayoruba, so what's your next question or answer? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Watford (2 - 2) On 26th December 2015 by todan(m): 5:30pm On Dec 26, 2015
Blues for life and if there is reincarnation, my next life too grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by todan(m): 9:29am On Nov 26, 2015
@sacrekwin,
pls add me on bbm, my pin is 7C8A8E1C. Thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by todan(m): 11:09am On Jul 28, 2013
I'm daniel, I live in london, so I'ld prefer ladies in london only, sorry for the preference, it's purely base on distance problem, nothing else. my pin is 25F07400. thanks
Romance / Re: Uk Based Nigerian Men Are Jerks! by todan(m): 10:40pm On Jun 28, 2012
@ poster
This is fallacy of hasty generalisation, the fact that a guy messed up doesn't mean we UK based guys are all bad and broke asses. The reason u were given brain and eyes is to observe and scrutinize with them and to look very well before u leap, I guess u didn't make use of either.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: October Birthmate Needed by todan(m): 12:14am On Jun 26, 2012
I'm october 6th, we have so much october 6th here, that's way cool smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Uk Base Ladies Interested In Having Fun by todan(m): 11:54am On Feb 07, 2012
UK base ladies interested in clubbing and hanging out, pin or message me. 25F07400 or tosynodan@yahoo.com.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Those In Uk: London 2 Be Precise by todan(m): 6:43pm On Feb 02, 2012
@poster,
Stratford is close to me, I leave in hackney, if u change ur mind about hanging out with a dude, u can add me on BB 25F07400 or call me 07931008313. We can go to nice places
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Nice Guy In Uk by todan(m): 8:57am On Jan 23, 2012
I'm UK base, but why are u looking for UK based guy only, when u are in ukraine? Anways my email is tosynodan@yahoo.com

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