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Chillisauce: To police officers so they can let me go by 10 pm. I no wan stray bullet things..
















By the way, it's Nigerian police

They never disappoint!

Anything for me/ wetin u carry? Most popular question

not funny!

FRDChickenisha: Famous PEJ Quotes



1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

11. We all have HIV. Some Negative, some positive

12. I rather kill myself dan commit suicide

13. My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth

I see u dislike PEJ. What's are crime(s) Are u her former employee? Lol. No matter her many blunders, she's our Ist lady! A very previlaged position.

gbadexy: Are they even supposed to ask for vehicle documents?
I watched a t.v program where their PRO said they are only permitted to stop and search a cordoned area if a crime was just committed in the area and the car is searched and the license is matched against the description of the suspect.
That's strictly the duty of VIO.

you can ask yourself this simple question:Why are cases of stolen vehicles reported to the police if it's not their duty;nd how are such vehicles been recovered.? Can't think the last time I heard VIO recover one! I guess you didn't get the PRO correct.

andyanders: Lagos Police men are just another branch of trained robbers with official licence.

u wicked die(lol)

Kelvin4life: we should start from those stealing our oil money.

certainly, if there are constitutional provisions. Again, you can call on your Senator/Rep. to sponsor a bill in NASS in this regard.

Olekumaster: so how dem wan take do the money wey dem recover now?? Just curious!

ur name dey among the pple wey dey wan share give. Afta dat u 'll b called "lootee"

scipher: HBD.. Wishing you success in 2015 presidential elections... If Nigerians don't vote you, I'll Kill them all

(lol) pls where will u start? If can start wth ur wife , kids, nd other family members,I'll clap for u!

Rooneyboy: I guess this is his political age.

Why is he looking so old

To me Fashola is almost 60 years old, say 57 .

(LOL) how mny types of age do we hv now? We've got football age,political age. Pls give me more!

Tell only sugar daddy nd leave Pstor alone. Make him no curse u join am. Try presurize daddy to mari u as No.2 nd send u into hiding. B careful make madam no see or hear abt u oo. Stolen wata dey sweet pass sugar!

zuggy: Amaechi remember late Okadigbo how he died from the police teargas during a rally which the police refused given approval. He and Buhari were bent on going ahead, today he is late and buhari enjoing his life, while he's wife in the senate. Dont fight the powers that be, especially an ambitious police boss that is desperately trying to please his ogas at the top

You are right.And naija will still go on!

It's still better than accidental death. They can write their Will and put other things in place. If you don't like execution dont commit a crime that called for it. Our prison are already overcrowded. Of what benefit to the nation and bereaved families serving life imprisonment ?

Henry praise: Dos hu killed by d sword will die by d sword, but d diff is dat due process will be followed, y has nigeria not followed due process? GEJ be careful lest karma catched up wit u like it did to Murtala

Is it GEJ that tried and convicted them? I see U dislike him,but U shld tink reasonably.

fpeter: The musicians have the money, where is PSquare,Tu Baba,wizkid,Davido and all.....

If it's a blessing will you exclude youself? What has stolen love frm ur heart! It cld be anybody's turn. Tink!

xykms101: Kelly handsome and his cohorts are crazy, when they were busy galavanting around do they call on me? Now that one of their igbo and ogogoro member's kidney has got burnt, they now remember me. If you can't spend your money on him for quick recovery then you must make money from his tribute song.

All these rantings about ojb has to be quenched. Eniola and hundreds of nigerian also need help and nobody not even Nland forum has said anything concerning them why ojb own con dey reign everywia. I no knw wia u wan make i see money give am.

Abeg eniola sef need help oh...http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=118640:eniola-another-hole-in-heart-victim-needs-help&catid=182:just-human&Itemid=709

I beg no vex.Dis one dey urgent. We'll assist others 2.

weirdkay: make them help the guy naw

"them" wht abt u? Noting is small afta all na litle drops of water dey cause erosion!

kkkp: I knw dat clueless retardeen exmilitant has a mission

show some respect. Can u talk to ur Papa like dat. If made de Presido.Do u tink u can perform beta?

Wuked.P:
i rather kill myself than commit suicide

bros, me no get u atall. Killing urself diferent frm sucide?

Premarital sex! Wht do u xpect. No security frm the man,family members.Most cases denials. D problems these girls face are unbearable.Hw 'll they cope wth d stress.Don't take a girl who's nt ur wife to bed.

emmysenior: Why were the security operatives withdrawn in the first place?

Our policemen/women are too relaxed.

Shout out to the IG of police, we need police posts in all nooks and crannies of the country be it villages, harmlets, towns etc...

Or is that impossible for you to do?

the police force needs pple like cld u make urself available. U can help man one those stations.

The rising cases of infertility in both sexes has direct effect. Premarital sex is the chief culprit.

@OP cld u pls show naija pple other tings he did, in his almost 7yrs in office. If all he cld giv is schools, then, he failed. Can u compare wht Godswil Ukpabio did for A/Ibom. Both states ar @ par in terms of resources.

U're hapy dat dey died.Becos they are nt ur pple dey shld die? If soarin world poplation is ur only wory, U can hlp alot by abstaining frm ..ex

Two wrongs.!

What can we do to help her and others alike ?Residents were living in fear in the past. Thanks to Emergency rule and the resolve of the people.When they lost support and refused hiding place, they will surrender or take refuge elsewhere not naija again.

Circumcision! How did it get to all tribes and peoples? Even stone/ cave-dwelling, pagan tribes do it. Keeps me wondering.

[quote author=GMcompere]But why do all governors play football
They should try  water-polo, gymnastics, Taekwondo, Karate and my favorite Kick-boxing  

It will be a good experience to kick some of them for real lol.Bros no kill me.wetin be there crime(s)? Dis tin wey u dey tink na executive assault be dat or naw previlage one?

Can this happen in this Naija?For Our officers to beat-to-death a foriegner? They 'll all rut in jail. But almost every passing-day we are been killed. What cloud be our crime?

Madam beta place no dey! Hold ur man well. So mny gals full town dey luke for husband ooo. If u giv chance 'll take ur plce shap shap.Rememba u arent getin yonga. U nd ur husbnd na divorce na im una bee. My word ooo.

Assault on a Police Officer is a felony. I'm he'll be used to serve as deterant to others.

There are lesons here. Many times we speak without caution. Men and women are guilty in act like this. Accusing without substantive evidence.

Emylexray: Lol. Why didn't they discover this all these years. Na now wer the man don old.

the man no sick b4 how doc wan com no him status.

Emylexray: Lol. Why didn't they discover this all these years. Na now wer the man don old.

the man no sick b4 how doc wan com no him status.

Thank God it's called off. We wouldn't hv known where to run to. There's already so much blood shed in the land.