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Crime › Re: Lady Set Ablaze For Possession Of Quran In Lagos by Toktee(m): 12:17pm On Jun 10, 2022
Nbote:
Believe it or not, the Case of Deborah exposed the mentality of the average Muslim, whether learned or not
God bless you.
An average MUSLIM is a terrorist be it man or woma, educated or uneducated.
Foreign Affairs › Re: No Other Country In The World Would Have Survived What Russia Did by Toktee(m): 12:12pm On Jun 10, 2022
shogsman:
Russia has once again cemented it's place as the super power of the world it is known as.
Whatever you think of Thier invasion of Ukraine is seconded to the pure fact that Russia has withstand the most brutal sanctions and hostility from the west in a 100years.
Tweeter and other social media was ripe with declarations from the west on how Russia is going to suffer and Thier currency becomes practically useless with them losing out of the international market scene.
Some even said Russia will be bankrupt in one month.
But the west made a miscalculation,they overestimated Thier importance and relevance around the world and most especially to Russia.

Fast forward to today the west is in an energy crisis with gas and petrol hitting the highest price they've seen, they're running out of baby formulas and grains while Russia's economy is significantly booming with Russia pumping and selling more gas than before the war.
The Russian currency became the highest performing currency in the world with astronomical gains over the dollar and euro.
The petrol dollar is on the way out as Russia now sells it's energy in rubles, with countries like Iran, Saudi, Venezuela etc working on doing the same.

As of today Russia makes $1.5b daily from gas to Europe alone.
Trade between Russia and china has astronomically increased by over 800%.
With Russia and china edging closer and closer as the day goes by.

Russia is the definition of TOO BIG TO FAIL
Russia, the grain and iron stealers.
Foreign Affairs › Re: No Other Country In The World Would Have Survived What Russia Did by Toktee(m): 12:11pm On Jun 10, 2022
Hanibbal:
Truth. Even U.S with allies always find it difficult to win wars. Russia defeated Ukraine and its dealing with NATO ruthlessly and it is still standing.
I hope you are ok shall.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Muslim Graduate Needed For Customer Service Officer And Inventory Manager by Toktee(m): 12:06pm On Jun 10, 2022
jobat46460:
Job descriptions:
✓ Positions: Customer care and inventory
manager
✓ Salary: 70k
✓ Job location: Lagos Island and Ikeja
✓ Qualification: HND/BSC ( Lower credit and
above)
✓ Age: 22yrs - 35yrs
✓ Strictly for dedicated muslims
Very urgent for immediate employment

Interested candidate to call/WhatsApp Mr Shehu on 08160776446
Share! Share!! Share!!!
Gradually you guys want to turn Nigeria into Afghanistan.
Family › Re: My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money by Toktee(m): 11:52am On Jun 10, 2022
Arkhanmu:
I married my wife in Kaduna two years ago. During those period we were dating, we were very much apart due to distance. She stayed in Kaduna while I worked in Lagos.

During few times of my personal meeting before our wedding, I noticed huge communication between her and this man. I called her attention to it but she just waived it aside saying they are just friends as Ex (stuff). She joined me up in Lagos after the marriage but the communication between them still continued.

This is a woman I have sacrificed so much for in my life by providing her basics need with the children even though not huge like that. She told me the Ex is a Doctor and they have nice experience together while dating back then. I have adviced even begged her to stop this communication as it it very hurtful and insulting to my personality but she won't stop. Instead she secretly calls and requests money from this guy in almost different occasions.

At a point in time in the past when she went to Kaduna to get her transfer from work place to Lagos, she still visit the guy even as she is heavily pregnant that time. I was able to get the idea through her bank account statement when the same guy send her money for what business I don't understand. It is almost 2 years of our marriage now, I am starting to regret why I marry her initially even as I noticed much difference between us; she is from Southern Kaduna while am from Ibadan.

I wish I have married my tribe whom I can easily understand. Just yesterday night I see another 4k alert from the same guy to my wife. I am really pained though I have not confront her. See guys, I have 2 boys, twin, I take care of them, buy food and all.

Though my work is not going fine but I try my best to make her happy but it seems she is not built for me. I don't really know what is going on again in my life as I am heartbroken.

Maybe the man is even in Lagos most times self. Many things are just running through my mind.
That gender is very useless.... take out that unsafe borehole in between their legs and see how useless they are.


I pity who prioritise that hole.
Crime › Re: Man, 25, Uploads Lady’s Nude Pictures On Social Media After Sex In Hotel by Toktee(m): 11:14am On Jun 10, 2022
BootyliciousBoy:
Why would a lady follow a man to the hotel just because of sex. Does it mean that Nigerian ladies are becoming sex starved that they can no longer do without sex. That's why they go about spreading diseases everywhere in the name of love. Nigerian ladies are becoming useless every day.

Small Nyash can never shake till the world comes an end undecided
It is because of moral bankruptcy, lack of proper parenting and upbringing.
And most Nigeria's girls are as cheap as sweet, you see them forming classic online, na lie they are eating one simp somewhere like parasites...

Majority of Nigeria girls are lazy, 75% of them are prostitutes that are ready to do anything for money, many of them are on this FORUM.
Crime › Re: Man, 25, Uploads Lady’s Nude Pictures On Social Media After Sex In Hotel by Toktee(m): 11:08am On Jun 10, 2022
dre11:
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E be like say u no well ahbi?


Where's the video?
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 3:46pm On Jun 09, 2022
LadyRosa:
If only riches are exclusively made for the "ALPHAS" , unfortunately SIMPS got to be rich too. wink wink wink

And overused products can still be recycled for the better cheesy cheesy
Who recycle an elephant like you has mental instability.
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 3:45pm On Jun 09, 2022
LadyRosa:
A prize of a bottle of perfume in my shop is enough to get my pee in your mother's putrid mouth. wink
You have no shop you miserable parasite.


You only said that to feel good.
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 3:42pm On Jun 09, 2022
LadyRosa:
I can't be worst than someone I despise.
I know you're all worked up. tongue

Sorry,I just have this annoying reputation of brutalizing perceived enemies with words. cheesy cheesy


And I hardly lose. kiss
grin so you won?
And you hates devil yet you serve him daily.. you insults almost everyone on this forum, you fought everyone, who does that?

Only olosho has such verbal diarrhea.

Enjoy it as u can cos you have limited time.
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 2:30pm On Jun 09, 2022
Kaymicheal852:
You don see another rich simp marry ,serve him right,na overused products simp go dey buy for new product price
grin That who.re cannot see marriage... she only said that to feel good.. Her size alone couple with her ill manners cannot give her a husband.


She's nothing but a public toilet.
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 2:27pm On Jun 09, 2022
Kaymicheal852:
Leave her alone

Her new simp husband will soon collect wotowoto as well
grin
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 1:16pm On Jun 09, 2022
LadyRosa:
I mo dey read all your trash!
You're beneath me,in every sphere. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Most of you olosho that live fat on men's handouts like parasites lack morality.

Very short and fat clown that claims to know God but beneath her is a grave yard.
Keep dwelling on Grace....your tongue have already put u in a mess.

The only person I blame in your case is your miserable parents that have failed in their responsibility to train you well leaving you with verbal diarrhea.
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 1:02pm On Jun 09, 2022
LadyRosa:
I mo dey read all your trash!
You're beneath me,in every sphere. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Especially mortality wise.... You are worst than the devil himself.



....... Last mention........
Health › Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by Toktee(m): 12:59pm On Jun 09, 2022
New222:
I won't try to sugarcoat it. I'm 25 years old, she's 19. Still in university because of the endless ASUU strike.

I've been having unprotected sex with this particular girl for a long while now. We've been dating for close to two years. I practise the "withdrawal" and "safe" days method. I met her a Virgin too.

Just realised she's pregnant. She started showing a lot of symptoms. Darkened areolas, nausea, breast heaviness, headache, back pain e.t.c.

I asked her to get do a pregnancy strip test and it came positive. Two red lines.

Though it's not what I ever planned for myself, I won't really mind having a child at my age. People will so much insult me, including my family but I'm sure my family will take care of the child.

The issue is the girl. Her family (Deeper Life) are wahala, big wahala. Educated people that behaves as if they never went to school. Now, we detected very early, her first period is supposed to start tomorrow (which I'm sure she'll miss). She's still very young and about to start schooling. I'm sure her dad will disown her (he once sent her away from his home over a slight misunderstanding, refused to let her back in until it was shown she was innocent).

I told her we have two choices, keep the baby or remove it. I am confused too, but I didn't show it. Pls what do you think?

We're really considering ending the pregnancy. Since it's very early, I'm considered getting m...p......r..l. I need medical advice pls. Above all, I don't want to endanger the girl's life.
I've read about abortion pills. I don't know how to get them or their price. Or should we keep the baby? Her dad will surely disown her, might later accept her, but it will definitely end her Education. What do you think? Should we get the drugs pls. Or consider another option? Should we keep the baby?

P.S: I know nairaland. I've been here for years, insult are welcomed. I never imaginned I'll ever open a thread like this.

P.S: If you're using withdrawal method and it works, it WILL STILL EVENTUALLY FAIL YOU. I used it for a really long time, now I'm here.
Whl told you withdrawal method is for kids?


Meanwhile, congratulations.. Make sure she starts anti Natal ASAP. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Please Unseal Our Premises, Jos DISCO To Benue Internal Revenue Service by Toktee(m): 10:03am On Jun 09, 2022
What is the reason behind the sealing?

They will not mention it here cos they are not paying revenue while stealing from the public without rendering service..



Discos in Nigeria are criminals.
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 3:39pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
Lol!

At this point I realized you no get talk again. cheesy cheesy

Choose your battles well next time. kiss
I thought I was on with a normal human until I realised the person on the other end was a a prost..itute and adulterous clown who was sent packing with fat ass with black stretch marks... A who.re that cannot cook at home, sleeps at home but move from one house to another like parasites.


Then I said to myself, let it flow.



Quote me again and die by accident today... But if you think is a joke go sell your fat ass for 2k while shouting grace and see whether you will awe another day.


I moved.
Romance › Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Toktee(m): 3:34pm On Jun 08, 2022
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Some weeks ago, I started noticing some strange behaviour from her. She became distant, very vigilant with her phone and somewhat defensive sometimes when I ask her if she was making calls with her bro (later found out it was her ex).

I had a feeling there was something going on but I made the mistake of confronting her without evidence. She told me that they're just friends and I should stop being jealous and insecure, I felt bad for accusing her so I left the matter. One day, I was able to get access to her phone and I did whatsapp spy with her whatsapp.
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grin
Romance › Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Toktee(m): 3:31pm On Jun 08, 2022
JovialJune:
Una no dey tire?

Are we the air you breath?

How can a human being continuously talk about women every single day, trying to dissect, assume and permutate?

Doesn't it affect the quality of your functioning brain?

Why are you guys limiting your thought process to a particular thing when there are other brain draining motivations that can occupy your existence?

Nawa.
One of the parasites spotted..


Abeg no mention me except you want me to sent some of my Taliban comrade after you.
Romance › Re: Sex With My Wife Is Very Very Boring, I Need Help by Toktee(m): 3:25pm On Jun 08, 2022
odinson1:
Your wife is not Sexually attracted to you,she only married you because of stability and as a retirement plan.
Run a DNA test on those kids of yours
grin you are wicked.
Politics › Re: TINUBU: They Mocked Us But We Did Not Stop Praying. God Gave Us Victory by Toktee(m): 3:19pm On Jun 08, 2022
Vaughanlanrewaj:
This is the Lord's doing!!
Thank you Lord!
We prayed and fasted https://www.nairaland.com/7144172/call-prayer-fasting-asiwaju-bola They mocked us but we kept praying and fasting.

God harkened to our prayers. Thank you Lord. Thank you Nigerians.

God bless Nigeria for ever!
No actually it was not God that gives you victory but Dollars.



Kai am in pain... Sifia pain.... So na so Atiku go take win this election.?
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 3:12pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
Olosho wey still dey see husband marry cheesy cheesy
Proverbs 26:4-5 – Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself. Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own eyes. The self-confident fool thinks too highly of himself and his opinions, and he shares them freely
Politics › Re: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Wins APC Presidential Primary by Toktee(m): 3:12pm On Jun 08, 2022
olawonder:
The idea that Tinubu wins the presidency is mind bugling for you guys… now you’re back to rooting for Atiku, na wa for una o. Just prepare your mind so you can hv some peace, Tinubu WILL win! We kept telling you he’ll win the primary but it was inconceivable in your bigoted minds!
No be honest, am one of those that want osinbajo but I have to tell you, Tinubu does not have enough the kind of followers Buhari command during and after election that brought him to power yet they rigged Atiku out, this time Atiku/PDP will APC silly.
Politics › Re: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Wins APC Presidential Primary by Toktee(m): 3:08pm On Jun 08, 2022
Mynd44:
Tinubu wins
Tinubu cannot beat Atiku... PDP is coming back next year.
Romance › Re: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by Toktee(m): 3:04pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
I just put it there and lick it up! wink wink
My _cunt smell so gooooooood,TODAY ! surprising.

Although your mama own smell pass my own only small grin grin grin

Mine smell like fish,ya mama own smell like OGILI.

I'm fat,maybe.
But my toto sweet die!!!
Your size is a disease do not try to claim happy over it.

grin obesity.
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 3:02pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
Hahahaha!
Niggar you don chop today?
Na my second marriage I dey enter so,and I'm just chilling after a trip to Ikoyi registry cheesy cheesy cheesy


You miserable first class son of a roadside haggard -LovePeddler

Oh! Just chillaxing...
I dey chop my fiance moni wink
Second marriagehuh


No wonder... who say olosho fit settle for marriage?


Continues, the third and fourth marriage await you fat pig.
Romance › Re: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by Toktee(m): 2:49pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
Lol.
If God punishes you should actually be dead by now .
He had to go through my posts?what an obsession.

On the flip side,Your mother's rotten _cubt!
According to expert all fat olosho always has oozing cunt.... Now put ur finger there make we see.


Fat foool that snores like pregnant pig. grin
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m): 2:38pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
Just like your mother's overstretched,overused, overhauled and under washed rotten _cunt! cheesy
yet she was married at 28,more than thirty yet you are like yokozona. grin no wonder you are still single.

Check your arms and that watermelon you called breast, how many stretch marks are there?

You are already useless to the society.


You will never see man marry.
Your case is closed.


Go reduce your oversized body. grin chaii
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m):
Legendforte:
The other day I told my nigga I want to marry an asian if only i will have matrimony, to my greatest shock, he asked: "those ones wey no get big bombom". Why are modern day guys obsessed with big nyash. Isn't that too much of spiritual dirtiness. Using surgical and technological procedures to look like artworks is now trendy as well as heavy cosmetics. People should learn to develop theirselves mentally, professionally and spiritually. Thats what matters most. Bootyliciousness and facial beauty and bleached skin doesnt sustain marriage, child upbringing and wealth.
Total nonsense.
Who big nyash epp?

Even fat girls the irritates me talk less of big nyash with wicked stretch marks. grin
Romance › Re: Guys Stop Validating These Girls On The Internet Abeg by Toktee(m):
LadyRosa:
Unfortunately,it gets worst.
Majority of men's physical,mental, psychological and even spiritual makeup is tied to a woman's waist.

Most of your lives will be meaningless without a _cunt, good or smelly.
Who the unsafe borehole called cunt help?

Especially of those oversize elephants like you.
Romance › Re: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by Toktee(m): 2:24pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
I say again, LET THE WICKEDNESS OF THE WICKED RETURN ON THEM.And just like the word of the Almighty in Isaiah 49 vs 26, you shall eat your own flesh in a revenous manner and your own blood you shall drink like sweet wine!And you will remember that even adulterous David is God's most special man.

Amen!
Are you David?

For a carnal minded human like you God can only answer your prayers of repentance.


God is already punishing you already with a snoring partner. grin
Romance › Re: I'm About To Break Up My Relationship Of 3 Years Due To Indecent Dressing by Toktee(m): 2:12pm On Jun 08, 2022
LadyRosa:
Lol.
Very easy to predict them, sanctimonious preeks!They call one dirrty minds,but deep down they have souls that's meant only for the � devil!

Now,by the power that is above all others,MAY THE WICKEDNESS OF THE WICKED RETURN TO THEM.And let the human flesh eaters never seize to make your family mourn, today, tomorrow and forever more.
And that shall be your portion in Jesus Name.

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