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Politics › Re: MURIC: Why Has No Yoruba Muslim Ever Occupied Aso Rock? by Tolexander:
GOVERNMENT2:
OSHIGUN SEUNMSG SARRKI TOLEXANDER GBAGURA SILVERNORGOLD HELINUES AKA MONOGAMY
Why you dey mention my name?

I tell you sey I be Muslim?

Why didn’t Ishaq Akintola ask Babangida, a Northern Muslim, who annulled the 1993 presidential election won by MKO Abiola who was a Yoruba Muslim?
Sports › Re: Europa League Round Of 16 Draw Live by Tolexander:
thatigboman:
The event has started.
Started at 1pm Nigeria Time
hipe Man United reuniting with Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Celebrities › Re: Amazing! Twin Sisters Deliver Babies 13 Minutes Apart by Tolexander: 10:28am On Feb 26, 2021
It is possible through the use of CS
Politics › Re: Sagay: Malami Won’t Let Bawa Succeed As EFCC Chairman by Tolexander: 2:51pm On Feb 25, 2021
In an interview with The PUNCH, Sagay who described Malami as a politician said the power of the AGF must be checked so as not to control the activities of the anti-graft agency.
The best we could do is to separate the office of the Minister of justice from the attorney general.

Let the Executive appoint the Minister for Justice and the NBA to be in charge of the Attorney General
Business › Re: Fire Outbreak At Marine Base Timber Market Port Harcourt by Tolexander: 2:43pm On Feb 25, 2021
osamz007:
FIRE SERVICE SUPPOSED TO BE ON STAND BY INEFFECTIVE.


THERE WAS ONCE A COUNTRY
This is now the time for Sokoto State Governor to repay Rivers State by renovating this burnt market in Rivers State.

The same way Nyesom Wike pledged 500million Naira to renovate the burnt market in Sokoto State
Health › Re: Is This Pregnancy For Me? by Tolexander: 10:15am On Feb 25, 2021
Please don’t disturb us.

When you where knacking, enjoying yourselves and the orgasm, you didn’t call on anyone here to come and partake
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Goes Past Raul And Becomes Third Highest Goalscorer In CL by Tolexander: 4:19pm On Feb 24, 2021
This Raul record that appeared as the greatest feat in football then being torn anyhow now.

Nothing lasts forever
Celebrities › Re: Female Pilot Pleads With Davido To Employ Her As His Personal Pilot by Tolexander: 4:14pm On Feb 24, 2021
Make she start with lill kesh or small Doctor before graduating to Davido’s pilot
Politics › Re: Confirming Service Chiefs You Described As Incompetent, A Shameless Act -Melaye by Tolexander:
Fahdiga:
Don't mind them. We don't have a vibrant National Assembly. what we have here is a conglomerate of thieves that doesn't know their job description. only what they know is their pockets
They know their job description.

Their job description is to assent to whatever Buhari Presidency sends to them. Dem no born dem to say no
Politics › Re: Abia Government: Smart Adeyemi Suffering From Protracted Case Of Mental Illness by Tolexander: 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2021
Two foolish goats “fool-shaming” themselves
Politics › Re: Only My Wife And I Knew She Was Pregnant — Reno Omokri by Tolexander: 6:12pm On Feb 23, 2021
incogni2o:
Always look for sense in things, not nonsense.

Now , tell me, Is there any sense in what he said?

Let me see if you have sense.
Even if you see sense, are you cerebral enough to identify it?
Celebrities › Re: Afeez Agoro: Nigeria’s Tallest Man Partners With Mouka (Photo) by Tolexander: 4:57pm On Feb 23, 2021
Mouka has presented [color=crimson]a[/color] customised Wellbeing Regal orthopaedic mattress to Afeez Agoro, Nigeria’s tallest man, for the quality sleep he desires for his 7 feet 4.58 inches frame.
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From the picture, two mattresses were given to the man to join together to match his height
Politics › Re: Only My Wife And I Knew She Was Pregnant — Reno Omokri by Tolexander: 4:51pm On Feb 23, 2021
[quote author=edoairways post=99354576][/quote]So the US people aren’t human being?
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Presidency Intervened To Release Me From Police Custody by Tolexander: 4:06pm On Feb 23, 2021
kutashi:
The Oponu cum mumu wey you be will never let you know! In US that you worshipped, hope you heard of White House and POTUS?

Stop displaying your ignorance online! Werey tutu!
only mentally deficient biological specimens could have brought you up this way
Politics › Re: Only My Wife And I Knew She Was Pregnant — Reno Omokri by Tolexander:
So all through the time Reno’s wife was pregnant, she wasn’t going for antenatal or the antenatal was done in their closet by only Reno and his wife?

The nurses and doctors at the hospital knew.

Reno should not tell us that no other people knew that his wife was pregnant jare
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Presidency Intervened To Release Me From Police Custody by Tolexander: 2:07pm On Feb 23, 2021
alizma:
Go and check Google and stop exposing yourself. The word presidency is an English word and you can simply find the meaning in any good dictionary. The presidency is not necessarily Buhari.
Bleep off with your ignorance and sub zero intelligence.

Like I told you I don’t know what presidency is!
Tell us who is the face of the presidency acting all the while, Buhari?
Celebrities › Re: Taaoma - No Passport Booklet In Nigeria Immigration - For Months by Tolexander: 9:25am On Feb 23, 2021
Osedagal:
So, it's true. The lady helping me to do my passport told me and I did not believe
It is a big lie.
Nigerian Immigration is one of the most corrupt agencies in Nigeria

That was because you paid the exact amount for the passport forgetting the real naija factor where you have to pay “extra charges” to collect it.
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Presidency Intervened To Release Me From Police Custody by Tolexander: 8:56am On Feb 23, 2021
alizma:
You guys keep exposing yourself everyday. When will Nigerian youths put politics aside and learn something?
Swear that before this administration, you had never seen a vehicle number plate with the caption, presidency. What did you think of those vehicle whenever you see them?
Young man

Those are objects of the presidency.
Who is the face of the presidency we’ve been hearing? Definitely not Buhari.

The former SSG, Babachir Lawal once asked who is the presidency making order in the Aso Rock
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Presidency Intervened To Release Me From Police Custody by Tolexander: 8:53am On Feb 23, 2021
[s]
floss:
Aso Rock building, how can you be asking such question, are you a new comer in Nigeria or did you wake up from a 10years nap... even if you left this country since over a decade at least the internet is there to update you....Our Runaway First Lady, Aisha Buhari has been shouting on top her voice since 2018 that the Cabals have hijacked her husband administration, that they are the ones making things work inside the Villa... Like I said before Presidency is the building.. since you want to appear funny and ignorant of Nigerians woes.
[/s]thrash
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Presidency Intervened To Release Me From Police Custody by Tolexander: 6:33am On Feb 23, 2021
tolexy007:
my brother the matter tire me, even the Former SGF Bashir once asked "Who is the Presidency"?
It was Babachir Lawal
Romance › Re: Is A Single Person Qualified To Be A Marriage Counsellor? by Tolexander: 5:56am On Feb 23, 2021
joseph1832:
let's draw the line on the word 'experience'. So remember what they say about experience? It's the best teacher if or when you survive that experience.

I'm saying a single person may experience marriage without being married. That is if that person is observant about the activities of the people who are married around him or her, that person might have the experience to counsel those who don't have the same experience with her/her.

Remember our values, norms and morals are drawn from the very first form of socialization, which is the family. So a person who came from a home where the father is a celebrated drunk and the mum a serial _whore, what do you think that person's very first experience on marriage is going to be?

Never forget, two things influences a person's behaviour: family and environment.
lol bro,
That isn’t still experience. That is knowledge based on observations. Cos when one talks about experience, it surely means what one has partaken in.
Though I support what you are saying.

A child can only have the knowledge of how the roles of father and mother should be in the home together, but hasn’t experienced the role
Romance › Re: Is A Single Person Qualified To Be A Marriage Counsellor? by Tolexander:
lilvicky68:
You must not be married to have experience..
I'm single but I dey give relationship advice to people..and e dey work
The bolded part is a fallacious statement.
How can you be experienced without participating in it?

That is not experience. It is called knowledge from what you’ve seen and read and your ability to discern the good from bad.

Experience is an event, act or occurrence you’ve been actively or passively involved in.

Any Tom, Dick and Harry can lecture on marriage, but everyone can’t be perfect in marriage cos it takes the two (man and woman) to tango.
Even Chris Oyakilome has lectured and still lecturing on marriage and still didn’t keep his home
Politics › Re: Okorocha: Presidency Intervened To Release Me From Police Custody by Tolexander: 10:29pm On Feb 22, 2021
Okorocha said, “They kept me there ( police headquarters) and about 11:30pm they asked me to go. I want to thank the presidency for intervening in the matter. Governor Hope Uzodinma shouldn’t take my peaceful disposition for granted.
Since the inception of this administration, we’ve been hearing of presidency! Presidency!! Presidency!!!.

Who is the presidency gan?
Travel › Re: Photographer Captures Photos Of 'Never Before Seen' Yellow Penguin (Pics) by Tolexander: 10:07pm On Feb 22, 2021
GOVERNMENT2:
OBO YES grin
inoki no
Travel › Re: Photographer Captures Photos Of 'Never Before Seen' Yellow Penguin (Pics) by Tolexander: 9:56pm On Feb 22, 2021
GOVERNMENT2:
WHERE IS SEXKILLZ AND ADAOBI SEF undecided
Aja, you dey ask me?
Travel › Re: Photographer Captures Photos Of 'Never Before Seen' Yellow Penguin (Pics) by Tolexander: 9:55pm On Feb 22, 2021
joseph1832:
grin
you still remember that guy?
Travel › Re: Photographer Captures Photos Of 'Never Before Seen' Yellow Penguin (Pics) by Tolexander: 9:44pm On Feb 22, 2021
Ola17:
You still dey remember that guy cheesy
i still do

That guy wey carry Ogugua go rebel against Seun
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Wins ₦250,000 As Best Dressed Female At The 14th Headies Award by Tolexander: 7:26am On Feb 22, 2021
mike404:
OLOSHO NLA
You don Bleep her before? angry huh
Celebrities › Re: Singer Bella Shmurda Makes Grammatical Blunder At The 14th Headies by Tolexander: 11:32pm On Feb 21, 2021
Humanoid01:
Omo this one na bomb o! Wahala for who nor sabi English o.
He don blow already, he doesn’t need blowing correct grammar again
Travel › Re: Photographer Captures Photos Of 'Never Before Seen' Yellow Penguin (Pics) by Tolexander: 3:15pm On Feb 21, 2021
Albino sexkillz penguins
Science/Technology › Re: Bizarre, Monstrous Half-Alligator Half-Fish Animal Spotted In Singapore (Pics) by Tolexander: 2:14pm On Feb 21, 2021
cchub:
an alligator had sex with a fish and this is the result
Alligafish or Fishligator

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