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Crime › Re: Kidnapper Caught With A Little Boy Inside A Big Sack - Pictures by Tolexander: 12:10pm On Aug 21, 2017
The boy's head strong gan ni o!

Dem suppose lynch the man before the arrival of the police.
It is very likely he was on a kidnapping mission for the strong men. The men that sent him have the power to rescue him from the police. If rescued, what is the evidence that he won't continue with the kidnapping.

"Why then do we need making the witch to live"?
Celebrities › Re: Oritsefemi And Wife Celebrate Four Months Wedding Anniversary In A Romantic Way by Tolexander: 11:47am On Aug 21, 2017
May God bless the union!

May the union never "tonto decay" after two years!
Politics › Re: Public Holiday For Buhari: Kogi State Trending On Twitter by Tolexander: 11:41am On Aug 21, 2017
The youngest governor in Nigeria!

And we youths are agitating for leadership chance!
Crime › Re: Robbers Shoot Man Dead While Trying To Snatch His Phone In Aba(photos) by Tolexander: 11:27am On Aug 21, 2017
I hope Hausa-fulani, Lord Lugard, Afonja or Buhari won't be blamed for this!
Politics › Re: Fayose And Wike Off To Anambra For PDP Governorship Primary Elections (Photos) by Tolexander: 11:24am On Aug 21, 2017
I wonder who should be the priority of these governors, their state or their party.
Celebrities › Re: Why I’m Still Single’ – Actress Rita Dominic Opens Up by Tolexander: 9:29am On Aug 21, 2017
youngreva:
who will marry you when you have useless your life...obviously not me
how do you know she don useless her life?

Don't always judge a book by its cover. Of course, she may still be a virgin angry lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Why I’m Still Single’ – Actress Rita Dominic Opens Up by Tolexander: 9:26am On Aug 21, 2017
The multiple award-winning actress, however, is hopeful that God will present the right man to her at the right time.
right man at the right time, even at age 43!

I love this woman's faith, even though she don reach menopause!
Sports › Re: I Can Improve – Neymar Wants More Despite Stunning Parc Des Princes Bow For PSG by Tolexander: 9:19am On Aug 21, 2017
Since this guy has left, Messi hasn't scored a tangible goal!
Politics › Re: Excited Residents Share Free Goat Meat To Celebrate Buhari's Return. Photos by Tolexander: 8:13am On Aug 21, 2017
malakasea:
I will live long to experiance argony in my life since i do not to see people excited.
Family › Re: Big And Bold Husband And Wife Family Picture by Tolexander: 6:01am On Aug 21, 2017
In case of emergency, who go rescue the other between this couple?

Just thinking!
Family › Re: Big And Bold Husband And Wife Family Picture by Tolexander:
adenine02:
doggy style for sure


thats d only way in

wink
for where?

"Issay lie"

Those couple wouldn't practise that style.

The man's big belly, hitting the woman's big ass from behind, wouldn't make doggy easy.
Christianity Etc › Re: One Hallelujah Records Will Not Partner With Secular Artistes – RCCG by Tolexander: 5:53am On Aug 21, 2017
Hope they won't also feature gospel musicians like St Janet, Atorise and Maheeda?
Christianity Etc › Re: One Hallelujah Records Will Not Partner With Secular Artistes – RCCG by Tolexander: 5:46am On Aug 21, 2017
And what is the substantial difference between the gospel musicians and their secular counterparts?

One calls Jesus, while the other doesn't.

All of them na to make ends meet jare!
Business › Re: Dele Momodu And Femi Otedola Pose By Otedola's Yacht (Photo) by Tolexander: 5:38am On Aug 21, 2017
I opened the thread, thinking that I would see Gucci on one of the world's real and recognised billionaires.

Alas, I was surprisingly disappointed!

And some guys and gurls whose real sources of million nairas aren't known, will be disturbing the media on who wore the original Gucci and "Gucci is life".
Business › Re: Dangote Decries Power Situation, Signs Mou On 100mw Solar Power Plant by Tolexander: 5:21am On Aug 21, 2017
Dangote - The real developer!
Politics › Re: Biafra: Kanu Challenge Nigeria News Repeats No Election In Anambra VIDEO by Tolexander: 9:57pm On Aug 20, 2017
Who assured him that he may see that very day!
Celebrities › Re: ” Your Br* Est Is Like A Goal Post” – Nigerians Mock Actress Amara Maduka by Tolexander: 9:33pm On Aug 20, 2017
The valley is too wide!

Only God knows the depth of the col!

The distance between the parted red sea couldn't have been that wide, as those bobbies for the Israelites to pass through to the promise land.

Definitely, the 2 boobs dey beef themselves
Politics › Re: Nigeria Sends Airplane To Sierra Leone To Deliver Humanitarian Aid (Photo) by Tolexander: 9:15pm On Aug 20, 2017
kingjomezy:
did they send yams... cuz I no go just gree
what is the problem with your problem bro?

Something must be right with what is wrong with you!
Politics › Re: Youth Leader Kills Huge Camel To Celebrate Buhari's Return In Bauchi State. PICS by Tolexander:
Hope these killings are not for rituals!

Innocent animal being killed, just for a man that does not like his life, and should have resigned due to his health issue
Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola Giving Out #50,000 To Ijebu Fans Today by Tolexander: 8:20pm On Aug 20, 2017
Ijebu people and their genetic act!

Ijebu people too stingy mehn!

#50k for rap competition winner?
Politics › Re: Is Fayose Mad? by Tolexander: 7:12pm On Aug 20, 2017
Lagosfinder:
While meeting president Buhari, Gov wike said only a mad man will wish the president dead.
Governor Wike knows what he is saying.

Wike is trying to certify his colleague's madness!
Politics › Re: Excited Residents Share Free Goat Meat To Celebrate Buhari's Return. Photos by Tolexander: 6:58pm On Aug 20, 2017
May they have a lasting celebration and have no reason to kill another goat for the same reason before the end of this year.
Politics › Re: Kogi Govt Declares Public Holiday Over Buharis Return by Tolexander: 6:06pm On Aug 20, 2017
Ok
Business › Re: Michael Asemota Returns N150 million Wrongly Paid Into His Account In Qatar by Tolexander:
abelprice:
The guy dey fear mk e nor b test xo dm nor go deport him... so he chose to return the money.. he chose wisely I must say.. undecided..
na lie!

Not every Nigerian is not honest.

He did it outta honesty!
Politics › Re: Newly Inaugurated Biafra Security Service On Parade In Aambra State by Tolexander: 2:25pm On Aug 20, 2017
simultaneousboi:
Change is d only thing I no that is constant in dix life. "B4 is far different from Now". Okayhuh??
life is not standing still. Nigeria has also gone pass the 60s.
Politics › Re: Newly Inaugurated Biafra Security Service On Parade In Aambra State by Tolexander: 2:10pm On Aug 20, 2017
simultaneousboi:
I get am b4 no b property. Shey u no?
I no get am at all na property?
Politics › Re: Newly Inaugurated Biafra Security Service On Parade In Aambra State by Tolexander: 2:07pm On Aug 20, 2017
letusbepieces:
Cry a river of blood.

People just keep crying and nothing changing since dey have been crying. It is even getting worst.

I say to dem, cry a river of blood.
cry a river of stool!
Politics › Re: Newly Inaugurated Biafra Security Service On Parade In Aambra State by Tolexander:
Dem don start again!

Later, dem go carry stick and milo tin full of sand(and call am ogbunigwe bomb) go dey face person way carry AK47.
Politics › Re: Let's Start A Political Movement On Nairaland by Tolexander: 1:57pm On Aug 20, 2017
Afam4eva:
Sometimes, we actually don't know the power that we wield. Nairaland is the largest Nigerian forum and we have close to or a bt over a million users and even more visitors. Every four in five Nigerian knows someone that knows Nairaland.

I'm tired of hearing people talk about how bad things are in Nigeria and how Nnamdi kanu and the Biafran agitations are not the way to go without actually proffering any solutions. How about we use Nairaland as a platform to start a huge political movement that may metamorphose into a political party or not.

Let's just start something, anything.
funny ...
Politics › Re: Our Rescued Daughter Returned To Her Boko Haram Husband - Heartbroken Parents by Tolexander:
Some of these girls may have been hypnotized by the boko haram members with their prick!
Education › Re: If Red Is Death By Beheading, Would You Spin This Wheel(Pic) by Tolexander:
Sure, I will spin it!!

The probability of being beheaded is 1/8. While the probability of being at least a Nigerian millionaire is 7/8

Even in life hustling, "one either becomes rich or dies trying".
So why shouldn't I try the risk?

Moreover, when won't a human being die
Politics › Re: Free Surgeries As Baba Returns! by Tolexander: 1:39pm On Aug 20, 2017
buffalowings:
The hausa hegemony is just too much over these tribes
In plateau for example even though replete with different languages, the lingua franca is hausa.
you are right bro.

The Usman Dan fodio Jihad, and the lobbing of the whole northern region by the Colonial leaders and governing as one entity contributed immensely to this Hausa hegemony on them.

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