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emmy4lov:
WOW, CAN THIS HAPPEN IN NIGERIA?

THIS LADY MISS HELENA FROM USA THAT WAS CAUGHT STEALING IN THE SUPERMARKET AND THE POLICE WERE CALLED TO ARREST HER.

THE SURPRISE OF ALL IS WHEN THE POLICEMAN ARRIVED AT THE SCENE AND ASKED MISS HELENA
"WHAT DID YOU STEAL FROM THE SHOP"?

MISS HELANA REPLIED: "FIVE EGGS TO FEED MY HUNGRY CHILDREN".

THE POLICE-OFFICER TOOK HER BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BOUGHT HER FOODSTUFFS TO FEED HERSELF AND HER KIDS.

MISS HELENA STARTS TO CRY AND ASKED THE OFFICER: "SIR THIS IS TOO MUCH YOU DID FOR ME".

THE OFFICER REPLIED: "SOMETIMES WE SHOULDN'T APPLY THE LAW BUT MUST APPLY THE HUMANITY".

It won't happen in Nigeria.

Because nobody will call the police to the kind of scene, let alone asking her questions and being humane with the lady.
Even if police eventually got to the seen, the lady wouldn't be able to talk again, let alone explaining her reason for the theft, after the mob don almost lynch her.

Some police are sense of humanity in Nigeria, but the situation wouldn't allow them to exercise it.

Kondomatic:
Exactly. I work hard to make money because I deserve a good life. I owe my parents a lot, I need to take care of them. My children didn't chose me, I chose them so it's just right that I give them a good life. These and many more are my reasons.

good!

May God bless your hustle for that sir!

“It is saddening that pre-marital sex has taken over our time. In the past, most of our men would disassociate themselves from girls who have been deflowered outside wedlock. Then, a woman’s virginity was her pride but time has changed and human beings have changed.

Na who dey deflower the girls, no be the same men?

CHOPUP411:
Then am still a virgin

she may truely be a virgin before getting married!

Don't you know ladies these days? Some ladies may still have the hymen in their vagina. But have totally lost the hymens in their mouth, anus, ear, nostrils and every other openings in their body.

So easy for ladies to come out nowadays to claim being a virgin by virtue of their poosy not being bleeped. But many of them have parted ways with their anal, oral, nasal and otic virginity.

The ace rapper said this in an interview in an interview with Sunday Scoop, while reacting to the backlash he received from an Instagram post he made last week, where he said that instead of shying away from women who love money, men should use it as a motivation to make more money.

he is making sense though!

But the drive to make money should not be to impress or attract women!

proffemi:
Take it easy, there is no such thing as "more Christian"!

there is. Drop that theoretical aspect of believe!

Danzakidakura:
why won't you shut up this is for Christians not Muslims like you,allow the church to handle their issue and shut up.

lol!

I'm more christian than everyone in your lineage.

UzuegbuProsper:
Ik Ogbonna, SA ICT to the Imo State Governor wrote:

"My personal assistant called my attention to the presence of a live crocodile by my private office. I immediately ran down and was alarmed at the presence of a large number of student's (the area is located at IMSU backgate) who were ready to make Fresh Crocodile Perper Soup with it. I secured it until the Nekede Zoo Manager, Mr. Abioye came to pick it up to the Zoo

Good of you bro!

Animal conservation must prevail in this country.
Not everything is food.

The Oba, Alhaji Karimu Ibrahim Araba, said Asiwaju deserved the title in view of his sterling qualities and contribution to the development of Ejuku and kogi State at large.

see toasting.

What sterling qualities has Asiwaju contributed to the development of Ejuku and Kogi State?

E no tear, na style!

sarrki:
E enter am

CJD patient!

Dauda21:
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Friday, Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke and Billionaire businessman Chima Anyaso paid a courtesy visit to the presidential Hilltop in Abeokuta to have a meeting with former president, Olusegun Obasanjo. Jim Iyke before the meeting hinted that he was going to meet a 'King Maker', perhaps he has 2019 politics in view.

The person with political interest is Chima Anyaso, not Jim Iyke.

Jim Iyke was just using his social influence to link up the guy with Obasanjo for political reason.

Muslims (most especially Hausa) and prayer are inseparable.

They were so insensitive to environmental stimuli while praying to the extent that one can pack their guns and shoes away without them reacting.
But now, they are so alert because they are in the war zone.

Evablizin:
Lols God forbid wetin

The guy drew Runvillage, and not Runtown

According to sources, there were allegations of Lola’s adultery with a top politician who is wealthy, a Muslim and holds one of the highest offices in the nation’s political terrain.
He was said to gain Lola’s attention than the husband’s—she was always in Abuja and the politician bathed her with money! Olawale was said to have walked out of the marriage and moved on to Canada with one of Lola’s friends.

Bukola Saraki!

tuniski:
How did the OP know they are PDP thugs? What if they are just criminals? Is APC sensing defeat?

They have been attacking themselves all in the name of the senatorial by-election coming up in the district.

The PDP senatorial candidate, Ademola Adeleke, was also attacked two weeks ago.

Okpaleke was anointed and consecrated bishop of the diocese by Pope Benedict XVI in 2012 but both the Laity Council and the priests in the diocese rejected his appointed on the grounds that he is not an indigene of the area, among other reasons.

hmm!

What is now the difference between the church and community gathering?

Pvin:
b4 do you expect it to always remain brand new, don't you know about wear and tear.

for ever young

so the wear and tear completes within 6months?

Ok!

Flexygist:
Nigerian man Cries Out for Help after some policemen in search of members of the dreaded Badoo cult group, rounded him up in Ikorodu, Lagos.

cc; lalasticlala

for crying out, the guy can't be badoo,
The guy na 2go!

Amoto94:
6 years later, this brilliant Orphan is repeating history, setting new record as the best graduating student.

The student graduated from LGEA Demonstration Standard Nursery and Primary, Onyukoko Okene in 2011, participated in national Mathematics competition and emerged overall best at the national level.

She was on 100% scholarship all through. Right now Nile University of Nigeria has offered her 100% university scholarship sequel to her outstanding performance.

Congratulations to Ebiras,congratulations Kogi state.

The link below tells the story of how she began her journey on academic excellence. Please read and share...
https://ebiraview..com.ng/2011/05/orphan-maths-whiz-kid-makes-community.html

Congrats sister!

Ebiras don dey enter NCAN small small.

Millz404:
Why is kebbi, biri-kebbi never in the news. No news at all weda good or bad.

na during festive we dey head about them now, when we need rice in Lagos. Talking about Lake rice!

Wao!
It makes sense die

vanbonattel:
Soludo! At your age you're still having wet dreams?

he is right!

vanbonattel:
I have bad news for you Soludo, Nigeria can never attain even the slightest improvement more than Togo with the way we are going. Which greatness are you talking about when a section of the country is allowed to use their cows and trample freely on the other section's crops, eat up the crops and kill the natives with the tacit support of the government?

Nigeria is going to be competing with Somalia with the way it's going.

if you had really read what Soludo was saying, you wouldn't post this.

She miss the Hit

and

hit the miss

What about Nnamdi Kanu!

They are so beautiful!

But the problem is that before a year runs out, they would have turned to something else.

Or paint them APC color to prove a political point/achievement!

AutoJoshNG:
We all know how much money the top stars of the world’s most popular sport make, so here’s a look at what kind of baller-ific cars they spend it on..

Lionel Messi is nothing short of a soccer legend and one of the highest paid footballers and athletes in general today . He starts the list off with a relatively modest $145,000 (N54m) Maserati MC Stradale.

https://i67.tinypic.com/k51gsm.jpg

Gareth Frank Bale is a Welsh footballer who has played for Southampton, Tottenham, Real Madrid and the Wales national team. He drives a sexy and powerful $150,000 (N56m) Mercedes Benz SLS AMG

https://i67.tinypic.com/keuirm.jpg

Frank James Lampard has played midfielder for West Ham, Swansea, Chelsea, Manchester City and NYC FC. He is one of the top paid midfielders in soccer today and drives a $200,000 (N74m) English classic – the Aston Martin DB9.

https://i64.tinypic.com/x2upft.jpg

Neymar Jr. is one of the best players today, one of the highest- paid Brazilian strikers and owns a $246,000 (N91m) Audi R8 GT.

https://i63.tinypic.com/2lxqwo.jpg

Wayne Rooney has spent the majority of his career as one of the most valuable players of one of England’s most successful clubs, Manchester United. A $300,000 (N111m) Aston Martin Vanquish S is just one of the many luxury cars in his garage.

https://i64.tinypic.com/307oi8m.jpg

Mesut Özil is one of the highest-paid players in the Premier League. One of his cars is a black $300,000 (N111m) Ferrari 458 Speciale

https://i68.tinypic.com/2588rd1.jpg

Samuel Eto’o The Cameroonian is a proud owner of the $450,000 (N167m) Ferrari 599 – one of the Italian automaker’s most powerful road cars..

https://i66.tinypic.com/2n4o0l.jpg

Zlatan Ibrahimović is one of soccer’s most prominent strikers. He is one of the most expensive athletes and drives a beautiful $895,000 (N331m) Porsche 918 Spyder.

https://i67.tinypic.com/30jidn4.jpg

Cristiano Ronaldo was on the list of 199 buyers for the exclusive and limited edition of Ferrari LaFerrari. This is one of the most expensive cars bought by a football player. Though its not clear, is it a gift from Ferrari to him or he actually wanted to buy it. His Ferrari LaFerrari is worth about $1.3 million (N481m).

https://i66.tinypic.com/2d962x2.jpg

Ronaldinho, the king of the skills , is one of the richest and most famous footballers of all time and he’s got a $1.5 million (N555m) Bugatti Veyron to prove it.

https://i68.tinypic.com/jjtzt1.jpg

https://autojosh.com/10-expensive-cars-owned-by-footballers/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

none of them is a Nigerian and none could patronize our own Innoson cars.