₦airaland Forum

As usual!
No meaningful outcome expected!

And if the rope used in tying the crocodile's mouth got loosened and the crocodile attacks and kills the celebrant, the father will start accusing his innocent step mother in the village!

OrestesDante:
The family of the murdered woman has done 75% of the investigation

If they'd known, they wouldn't call on the police.

MDsambo:
How about Islamophobic

That is not racism!

MDsambo:
Fvcking racist

racist ke?

So you can still call him a racist, staying very close with one of the chibok girls!

Some people's journey in life na wao!

Just for being kidnapped, they have dinned with two Presidents (Buhari and Trump).

Would they have had this opportunity if they weren't kidnapped!

These girls are tempting me to arrange how dem go kidnap me o. But not by Evans anyway, cos my parents no get millions of naira, let alone dollars.

Congrats bro!

So fine and handsome!

I love Russian girls, they don't disturb handsome guys. Cos I wondered how he was able to sideline and escape female distraction.
Women no dey use eyes see fine and brilliant guys here o.

He could have used is intelligence to push drugs to Russia but decided to face his book.

Bad Market for NCANs

Stupid girls!

Instead of them to face the man and beat him together, they were fighting themselves.

Well, women can do anything for money!

animal farm!

Na church and school library sure pass!

sarrki:
You are back

Be a good Boi

So that you don't go for another ban

who ban me?

Better remove the cob webs for your brain to reason well!

3RNEST:
This song is DOPE!!! one word just DOPE...R-Kelly killinq it

sure!
I love the R. Kelly voice I dey here for the release.

Hope R Kelly won't run away when making the video like "Come Closer"!

sarrki:
Loosed engine works this way

No engine quotes this way!

CROWNWEALTH019:
Fayose just released an album so buhari and co wants to release their own too

seems EFCC decided to do this to suppress the agitation for the request on the President's health status.

The news of EFCC bugling Nnmadi Sambo will occupy the air and no one will remember the President is still away, not knowing his health status.

Mediator97:
Hahahaha. Abegi Shifti Lemi Faint Too...

you are not ready to faint, that is why you were asking for a space to faint.

When you are ready to faint, you won't request for a space. Typical Example is this woman that broke the bracket. She could not have time to request for a fainting space cos she had all the need to faint and no reason for space.

Default fainting space!

OlaDapxon:
sir, if you ask Olamide, he will tell you
agreed. but he still created slangs for himself. i'm i right?

sure, but messages that bring life!

We know it gives you a sleepless night!

But the below picture shows the reality about Dangote and his employees.

A coalition of Arewa Youths have accused Yoruba leaders of paving way for Acting President Yemi Osinbajo to become Nigeria's president. The coalition in a statement signed by its Muhammed Shehu and Tanko Abdullahi said the Yoruba leaders are out to discredit the North in order for Osinbajo to become the president. The duo said after the coalition's meeting in Daura, Kastina state, the group has come to the conclusion that it will resist every plan of the Yoruba leaders.

These northern youths are so deranged!

Na Yoruba leaders talk say make Buhari no well, paving the route to the presidency for Osinbajo by the Constitution?

Instead of them accusing their Allah for making Buhari sick and physically incapacitated, they are blaming the innocuous and innocent Yoruba elders.

CutieGuy:
Such respect is earned.
He paid the price in prison for me to be free.
I have every right to follow him.

He is more than a king or president to me.
Such leaders always come from God.

continue following him o!

Kanu don get a Palace?

But we were told Ndigbo do not respect anybody or bow to any human!

Airforce1:
The struggle is real.


If the price of a nationhood is regular blood letting and insecurity, let us not be a nation.

where in umuahia?

Cos I'm not seeing anything here o!

Yeligray:
How can a woman force you to sleep with her.. U gotta learn how to lie properly

The Man already had the intention to have a carnal knowledge of the friend's wife, though the woman could have initiated or lure him.

The woman only helped his ministry.

Who sent her?

whitebeard:
Wow guys guess what, it looks like two kids are fighting.. I think we should give a fuçk guys.

Two kids are really fighting?

Or two kinds are trying to pull a puerile stunt on their fans!

OlaDapxon:
ogbeni Fela said his own rubbish too
what is shakara olooje? �

Shakara olooje has been existing as a Yoruba slang before Fela.

Jombojombo:
The idle Presidential aircraft in London consumes £4,000 everyday for parking lot and its idleness.

By 12am this morning, it would be 50days it has stayed idle and if you multiply that by N400/1pounds for 50days, it will amount to N80 billion doing nothing but waiting for the President to get well.
This is not a government but a mistake.

Akande Akin Sanyaolu

Lalasticlala

I feel like doing this to Buhari right now...

Make dem bring the jet come home now!


How come both the President and the jet will be inactive in London. One consuming the citizens tax in the hospital and the other in the airport.

With 2 billion users, Facebook is used by roughly two-thirds of the world’s population with internet access, according to 2016 data from the International Telecommunications Union.

China must have reduced this figure!

Victornezzar:
see d panla tin sef
Dat man is mad i swear

don't blame the man, blame the "konji"!

A woman beat up a man, it was called an epic display by the woman .

But if it was the man that beat the woman up, it would be called violence and assult aganist the woman!

midehi2:
I love this kind beating choi!

I hope when the otherwise happens next time, you won't come to disturb the media to register your hatred against it?

Her face is whiter than her chest!

Thought Tonto said she paid it herself!

Femi Adesina- I wan tell Nigerians the latest about President Buhari, Nigerians are disturbing me.

Lai Muhammad- Shut up, let me think of another lie to tell Nigerians.