₦airaland Forum

Seems Messi's time with FIFA went down with Sepp Blatter.

FIFA doesn't joke with anything Messi during Blatter's regime.

I thought I'm going to see something new!

PapaNnamdi:
Useless country

I spit on lugards bald hed

TUEH

The best person you should have spitted on is Nnamdi Azikwe!

Please come home and be making drones for us. Boko haram, Fulani herdsmen, beheaders and kidnappers are terrorising us!

flyca:
None.
But the closest is C with an "er" sound

The closest is B.

It is a long ) sound ie /f):k/ (British)

f):rk/ (American)

Two aides of President Muhammadu Buhari last night said the ailing Nigerian leader might head home within a week, subject to clearance by his doctors. In an interview on the condition of anonymity, one of the two sources also claimed that some of the president’s latest health symptoms revealed in our recent reports arose as adverse reactions to drugs prescribed for Mr. Buhari since he arrived in the UK. The symptoms include memory loss and speech impairment.

This is a real wa o!

Things are not so better when there was no speech impairment and memory loss despite his effort. How will things now be when there is speech impairment and amnesia?

May God heal the President!

Leaving these people in the hands of the local government officials isn't a good idea.

In the hands on the state government, they are still suffering. Let alone the local government.

Funlord2:



Very funny!


But actually the governor of that state is one of the most outstanding performers amongst the entire governors in this naija! That's why they call him laptop governor in the state! I have been to gombe and I was impressed because cash no too dey there! I have many of his states people as friends and all of them dey hail am die and they are not even chopping any cash from his govt! So tay dem dey push him name for president in some circles!

hmmmm!

In this Nigeria?

ChuzzyBlog:


So who's the champagne?

Anthony Joshua

Hope she is not referring to Anichebe?

Caseless:
lol! You ain't smart afterall. You don't know where 'use' and 'usage' deserve a space in a sentence.
You're a kid.

ode!

You first said;
"Use your head"
And later;
"Full usage of your head".

So why confusing yourself?

A zygote is better than you in reasoning!

skilfulsagei:
Your argument is askew. Except when a girl is raped, getting pregnant is her decision.

It is wrong for school girls to engage in fornication. Good!

Is it right for a school boy to have a carnal knowledge of a girl?

Caseless:
this post further confirm why I doubted 'full usage' of your head.

"full usage" and "use", which one to believe?

A very confused fellow supporting the confused leader.

Rot in hell!

Fynestboi:
I was the one the that wrote the letter and forward it to them. No time for trash.

correct bro!

General secretary of life!

Nkem Owoh (Osuofia) tops the list!

Oyinbo man I go chop your dollar
I go take your money disappear
419 is just a game
If you mugun, I be the winner

The President of Tanzania, John Magufuli has imposed a ban, restricting school girls who get impregnated from going back to school. The President made this known while addressing Bagamoyo District residents during his three-day-tour of Coast Region on Thursday 22nd June, 2017.

What about the school boys that impregnated them, why not also sending them away from school and never to go back to school?

What is bad for the goose should also be bad for the gander. Of course, these girls didn't download the pregnancy while surfing the webs.

Atiku2019:
Pretty Doctors

What amazes me is how these pretty sisters were able to manage escaping the distraction caused by various d¡cks!

All these courts (Biafran, Sharia, high courts and customary) mentioned have a common point of convergence and that is the Appellate Court. You can appeal any of the judgements.

Speaking from his recent personal experience!

Lawmakers dumping their official vehicle number plates isn't the best solution to their recent kidnapping and attack to me, because it still changes nothing about them being lawmakers.

The best solution to me is just dumping the legislative position and returning the benefits they must have collected when being lawmakers. Honestly, they won't be proned to attack and kidnapping doing that.

Caseless:
use your head.

was I using your head before?

Only God knows what the hell of bonobos nairaland is breeding!

crazyABO:
bush boy okwa Who don ff u before if u don't have anything to say just call him a kid n Waka pass

eff off.
Pressing the quote button isn't by force if you have nothing to offer.

"Bush Boy" I said is figurative and not literal!

Kelechi,

Though Evans is arrested, he is not the only kidnapper we have o.

Thread carefully in Nigeria o

Bush Boy!

For just a follow from CR7?

Does he think Ronaldo give a fuq?

I'm quite sure the title of his next single may be Ronaldo or Cristiano!

Oba Akiolu on his part stated the State were solidly in support of the peaceful co-existence of people in the country.

Oba Akiolu,

Have you forgotten you once said you would provide an accommodation in the lagoon for a tribe to develop before the 2015 election?

obamabinladen:
It is confirmed. A politician that died in April 2016 was among the signatories.

Probably the politician was not happy with Dino in heaven and had to send his siggy down to the earth.

lamzybaby:
Dino Melaye has ran to court in other to stop his recall, He alleges dead persons signed recall petition

Read the tweets below

The Mofo wanna use the court process as delay tactic to stall the process of recalling!

Dino needs not litigating against the INEC for now since the signatures will be verified and compared with the database with the INEC. If he discovers that there is an hanky panky in the verification exercise by INEC, that is when he can go on to court.

INEC hasn't done the verification of the signatures to authenticate the donors, and see if they meet up with the required number to recall.

When dead persons were voting, did he complain?

It is incredible and mind blowing that a Nigerian man could achieve this much outside the shores of his country. Asaya has made history by becoming the first black man to occupy the position.

This one is a leader o, not a developer!

The last picture makes her look like she is in "Ijoba Orun"!

Good of the Corper!

I didn't see the vegetable, na "bobbytable" I see o!

“I saw the human head at Oko-Ode, Sagamu area of Ogun State while on security duty and brought it home that I may need it later. It was fresh when I saw it but it is decomposed now.

Is this man okay at all?

Human skull done turn houseware or kitchen utensil?

The forward who was released by the Black Cats following their relegation from the Premier League moves to the second-tier side in China and will be available as soon as he regains his match fitness.

Anichebe just dey go everywhere to collect Pension.

Injury really dealt with him