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Consray:
Oh! You mean...... Your ugly sis or girlfriend?

ya!

I used to think they are ugly until I saw your face.

Please change your DP. It seems your DP is responsible for the problem (Error 502, Bad Gateway) nairaland site is experiencing of recent.Cos the time upload for the picture coincides with the recent problem with nairaland.

A macaque face will be far better than that face displayed.

sarrki:


Also check for the fuse Box

vCJD in action!

sarrki:
Reset the upper chamber

One of the channel channels is blocked

Just only one?

Thank God not all is blocked like in yours.

Consray:
Damn! why am i even replying this dumb ass loser......

you can always bring it on!

I'm so allergic to ugly face and not sympathetic to it!

sarrki:
Ask Google

Symptom of CJD!

sarrki:
The man earning legit money died (Rip)

The main looter survived

No one can question God

which one is legit money?
Mopol no dey collect illegit?
You must be high on swine's dung!

Are you God seeing everything done on earth?

Consray:
oh! you mean my cute face? Coz i can imagine how your face look like that made you not to fix it there loser......

what is cute about your face?
Perhaps a mask would give your face a better look and little different from those horror movie characters.

Mine isn't fixed on my profile cos nairaland is a faceless forum. Do you still have any problem with that?

Lol!

These people no go kill person!

ExAngel007:
The Senior Special Assistant to Governor Darius Ishaku of Taraba state Mr. Sylvanus Giwa has slumped and died in his office at Government House in Jalingo Taraba state capital..


More details soon


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/breaking-taraba-govs-ssa-slumps-dies/

May he rest in peace if he deserves it!

May he rest in peace if he deserves it!

mike404:
NA REASON WHY I SEND YOU GO MECCA BE THAT. ORIE PE

Life is doing you!

Aye n se o!

mhiztaNexy:
na dem!

Who is dem?

Nna no go read before clicking on reply and submit buttons.

Meanwhile, a move to recall Bolarinwa Bamidele, the lawmaker representing Idanre/Ifedore federal constituency of Ondo state at the House of Representatives is on-going by youth from his constituency.


The youths acting under the auspices of the Idanre/Ifedore Youth Coalition, have accused Bolarinwa Bamidele of abandoning the constituency, the Punch reports.

Thank God Nigerian youths are now waking up.

The inertia is there now. We need letting these lawmakers know the mandate isn't absolute.

The Supreme Court has ordered Herman Hembe representing Vandeikya Konshisha federal constituency in the House of Representatives to vacate his post immediately.

Is this in Nigeria or Ukraine?

blogreporter:
Nigeria's Minister of Sport Solomon Dalung in a Facebook post has said that the president who has been in the UK for over 45days now for medical treatment, will soon return home.. He shared this minutes ago.

Return home as what?

Umar Musa Yaradua also returned home o!

mike404:
CORRECT ME JOORH

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعون

Surely we belong to Allah and to Him shall we return

Pwayne2016:
This boy son make money but im Mama still dey fry Garri...

lawa oo

and so?

Because the son makes money now, that is a reason for the parent to stop working and making their own money.

I love these parents for not sitting down, relying on whatever comes from their two talented sons, Chidiebere and Kelechi. Some parents through this have misled their children.

I like this Kelechi for not being proud, despising his humble beginning. May he live long and active on the pitch.

mike404:
IL IL IL IL IL IL IL IL RAJIUN I TALK AM WELL

na you now!

You sabi talk nonsense well!

This is a speculation by Ajomale.

Fynestboi

Are you safe?

That is why I like my Alma mater!

I can't forget how Devaino's case was treated on the allegation of N30, 000 misappropriation in 2009. Can't remember if the allegation was true anyway.

We even heard of that of Kuku's case as the SUG President then.

felicitywe:
Sen. Ibrahim Mantu speaking on AIT People Politics&Power has accused Late Chief Obafemi Awolowo of defrauding the Middle Belt during the late 1960s privatization.He said despite d presence of their son Gen. Gowon as Head of State and d Middle Belt contributions in d Civil war that massacred d Igbo,non of their son or daughter got a share in d sharing of Nigerian resources by Awo.He accused Awo of using his VP post to enrich his Yoruba brothers,and abandon d Middle Beltan.

Mantu must be high on soak away content!

He didn't blame the head of the Supreme Military Council (SMC), but decided to blame the finance minister.

Nothing so special about the handshake!

Which one is the constituency office again?

Is he going to leave the office for his successor?
If not, he should just shut up and stop claiming his property as an achievement.

Consray:
Please can i see yours

ya!

But not worse as your face!

Ah ah!

We don dey drive flying car for Nigeria or how did this happen?

ojun50:
u mean the thy sell for 50n or the bottle one

me I no even sabi which one she dey use!

But the "hypo" fine well well.

Obaiyski:
Residents were stunned on Thursday after a sheep has delivered a human lamb in South Africa on Thursday.

The incident was said to have shook the Eastern Cape Department of Rural Development and Agrarian Reform,(ECDRDAR), in South Africa.

According to the department’s Chief Director of Veterinary Services, Dr Lubabalo Mrwebi, “We call on the local community not to panic over this deformed lamb. We can confirm that this deformed lamb is not a progeny of sheep ovum and a human sperm.

“Virus infections in early stages of pregnancy may infect the foetus and lead to the development of malformations in the growing foetus. It is likely that this is what happened to the Lady Frere sheep.

“The gestation period for a sheep is five months. This means that this particular sheep conceived in late December 2016 or early January 2017‚ which was warm with plentiful rainfall in the Chris Hani district‚ conditions which are favourable to the proliferation of mosquitoes and midges known to be the vectors of viruses that cause such diseases such as the Rift Valley Fever (RVF).”

“The resultant circulation of the virus in the blood found its way through the maternal blood into the uterus and the foetus‚ which was at a very critical stage of development‚”

“The infected foetus then‚ as a result‚ failed to form properly‚ leading to the deformity that it became.”

The deformities include: – a deformed head due to abnormal accumulation of fluid in the brain cavity; – a smaller brain than normal; and – an underdeveloped lower jaw.

“The department’s veterinary officials will conduct a postmortem on this deformed lamb and its results will be communicated to the public by the department once complete.”

“The lesson we are learning from this experience is that small stock farmers must keep their animals protected against diseases like the Rift Valley Fever with a correct vaccine‚ which is best given long before the mating season so that by the time the females get pregnant they are already protected against this disease.”

http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/23/shock-sheep-delivers-human-like-baby-photo/

This explanation is very reasonable.

Not telling us that God is angry in heaven and this incidence is an omen.

Benita27:
I was making reference to both gender when I said "Man's needs are insatiable".

ok dear!

If you had typed "man and woman's need", I would have understood.

I'm sorry!

I love the "hypo" she used to attain this complexion.

Benita27:
Perhaps, man's needs are insatiable.

and the woman's endowments satiate!

Benita27:
And when the asshole becomes as wide as the pussy on the long run, what'll be the next option?.

the nostrils!

Aderola15:
Why pesin go leave the right hole and start drilling the wrong one, what if she goan poo in the process

Probably the right hole has lost its elasticity.