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NYSC › Re: This Photo Of Mum And Son In NYSC Matching Outfit Will Make Your Day by Tolexander:
cute son of a beautiful mother!

He wanna study in reverse.

Don't be surprised seeing him in the university next year in FYB costume!
Romance › Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Humiliated You For Being Broke? Share Your Experiences by Tolexander: 4:33pm On Nov 02, 2016
Where are Dominique and lalasticlala self? This thread begs for homepage appearance
Education › Re: BREAKING: Nigerian Government Approves 8 New Universities by Tolexander: 2:46pm On Nov 02, 2016
madridguy:
One of the Reasons the Nigeria Education System Is Failing. Very soon we will be seeing private university on a plot of land. YEYE dey smell.
plot of land even better.

In the bedroom!

@thread
More like 8 new universities have now successfully met up with NUC financial demand!
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji In Lovely Mood Wit Mike Ezuruonye As Linda Ikeji Unveils New Site(pi by Tolexander: 2:37pm On Nov 02, 2016
9jaBloke:
Facebook-Famous : Zuckerberg-Famous
Microsoft- Famous : Gates -Famous


Twitter-Famous. : Dorsey-Not famous
Whatsapp- Famous: Jan Koum was not famous

Yahoo- Famous: Jerry Yang is still not famous.

It's an individual thing. I'm not saying it's bad but it's awkward always having to answer the 'who get nairaland question?' considering how big the site is.
Your head is correct!

It is an individual thing!
If Seun wishes to exercise the fame Nairaland has brought for him, we all know he won't be in the league of any nigerian blogger.
Celebrities › Re: See This Pretty Lady Joins Groomsmen At Her Brother ’s Wedding by Tolexander:
she is handsome!
Celebrities › Re: See This Pretty Lady Joins Groomsmen At Her Brother ’s Wedding by Tolexander:
groom's lady!

A new trend I guess?

Well, it won't be surprising in the future seeing a man as the chief bride's maids and lady as the "Bestman"!
Politics › Re: Promised Change Has Been Aborted— Maxi Okwu by Tolexander:
Maxi Okwu Okwu, who was also a former factional national chairman of All Progressive Grand Alliance, APGA, predicted that neither the APC nor Peoples Democratic Party, PDP would win the 2019 presidential election, pointing out that both parties are now experiencing debilitating crises that will lead to their demise.
This man is pretending to make sense!

He is talking about the failures of the two strong parties in Nigeria (PDP and APC) forgetting that the other parties (his party inclusive) are too dull, talking about their strategies to cease and deliver us from the two-horse race and sieze the power from them.

It is very easy for a lazy man to see and talk about the flaws/failures of other people, but not easy to learn from the failures and utilize them.

Surely, APC and PDP have failed us, what are your party's future plans to rescue us?
Maxi Okwu giving us a perfect answer to the question!
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji In Lovely Mood Wit Mike Ezuruonye As Linda Ikeji Unveils New Site(pi by Tolexander: 3:11am On Nov 02, 2016
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freshdude99:
And ur point is?
Dude y r u even comparing these peeps like u such a jobless troll...
Auntie Linda is no match or mate to seun any day any time. Just allow these peeps enjoy their life for God's sake.
Many like u don't see the wisdom behind LIS, but lemme now educate u...
Linda just gave everyone of her siblings a job, Laura for example will most probably head the market section with her Laura gang stuff, where she will be selling her clothes and other stuffs. Same goes to the other siblings.
Besides there is no law that says one shouldn't fly on her siblings wing of fame and wealth, why hate for no reason Afonja?
Leave the Ikejis alone, if I were seun, on a big day like this, I will celebrate Linda because she pioneered this industry of blogging as far as Nigeria is concerned.
Seun is great no doubt, but I wouldn't compare him and Linda for any reason.
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Celebrities › Re: See The Problem Iphone 7 Is Causing In Nigeria by Tolexander: 11:41pm On Nov 01, 2016
Kingzulex:
Why are you pained na? Are u guilty of the above? grin grin grin
nope grin
A ripe orange really calls for stone!
Celebrities › Re: See The Problem Iphone 7 Is Causing In Nigeria by Tolexander: 11:24pm On Nov 01, 2016
Airforce1:
Gold diggers everywhere
and Gold flaunters everywhere!
Health › Re: U.S Hails Nigerian Surgeon Who Removed Baby From Womb, Operated & Returned Her B by Tolexander: 8:27pm On Nov 01, 2016
Doctor Olutoye received his medical degree from the [color=crimson]Obafemi Awolowo University[/color], Ile-Ife, Osun state south west Nigeria and his Ph.D. in anatomy from Virginia Commonwealth University In Richmond, Virginia in the United States.
Na we!

Great Ife!

We can't shout jare!
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji In Lovely Mood Wit Mike Ezuruonye As Linda Ikeji Unveils New Site(pi by Tolexander:
LesbianBoy:
Who told you seun is famous...
He is not famous, but you know him?

Imagine! Seun is not famous but Nairaland is famous.
seems paradoxical!

Why?
Seun is an introvert and does not wanna live on the fame of Nairaland.

His younger brother could have decided living on Nairaland's fame to disturb the media like Laura.
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji In Lovely Mood Wit Mike Ezuruonye As Linda Ikeji Unveils New Site(pi by Tolexander: 6:26pm On Nov 01, 2016
HIScraziness:
Laura is really ugly, just realised that undecided undecided



Laura is not ugly!

Just an obvious conflict between her and beauty!
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji In Lovely Mood Wit Mike Ezuruonye As Linda Ikeji Unveils New Site(pi by Tolexander:
bigtt76:
God bless our humble Seun Osewa!
and his younger brother for not living on Seun's fame!

Imagine them saying seun is not famous but Nairaland is famous!
sounds paradoxical!
What is Nairaland if not Seun?
Politics › Re: Edo PDP Chairman Pic After Night With A LovePeddler by Tolexander: 6:08pm On Nov 01, 2016
more like Edo PD[color=crimson]PIG[/color] Chairman!
Politics › Re: Igbos Are Their Own Worst Enemies – Orji Uzor Kalu by Tolexander: 6:04pm On Nov 01, 2016
realglobe:
This is what Tolu/Tolexander and the rest afonjas fail to appreciate.. We can never worship OUK or any other former governor for that matter like afonjas worship Tinubu.. That can only happen in the caves of yorubaland in the present day
madt guy, na this handle you dey use now kwa?
theglobe(m) -> freeglobe(f) -> realglobe -> [color=crimson]X[/color]globe(f,m).

only God knows what X go be?

You don kolo grin
Politics › Re: Apologise To Ndigbo Or Be Rendered Irrelevant – Ohanaeze Youths Tell Orji Kal by Tolexander: 5:54pm On Nov 01, 2016
I don talk am yesterday sey dem go call for OUK's head!
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya: I Regret Not Getting Married Before Becoming Famous by Tolexander: 5:53pm On Nov 01, 2016
Yvonne Nelson don cast spell on you!
Celebrities › Re: Wedding/Nuptial Photos Of Bride Trying To Give Groom Mouth Action Go Viral by Tolexander: 5:24pm On Nov 01, 2016
With the way things are going, couple will start forking themselves on the wedding day to show people they are now married to themselves!
Politics › Re: Emefiele Tours Farms In Kebbi (Photos) by Tolexander: 10:32am On Nov 01, 2016
I can't see the people on the farm. The reflection by Emiefele's head is affecting my eyes.
Politics › Re: Igbos Are Their Own Worst Enemies – Orji Uzor Kalu by Tolexander: 9:48pm On Oct 31, 2016
AkinPhysicist:
cool grin I am out. These Ipobs are sub lightweights. I am beginning to pity them. grin cool

CC: Sukkot, Omenka, Tolexander, Modath. et. al
ku ise jare Omo Akin gringrin
Sports › Re: Tyronne Ebuehi Rejects Nigeria's Invite by Tolexander: 9:41pm On Oct 31, 2016
The 20-year-old is among the nine defenders included in Gernot Rohr’s 23-man list for the Green’s test, and pulling out means a replacement has to be named.
You mean Gernot Rohr invited this girl in the picture to play for the Super Eagles?
Politics › Re: Northern Governors Wives Visit Aisha Buhari (Photos) by Tolexander: 9:34pm On Oct 31, 2016
Keneking:
This women are doing well.
Northern Women are doing great.
Wives of Northern State governors are beautiful.
Aisha Buhari is indeed doing very well.
These women are from the North.
The language of the meeting would be Hausa.
The minutes of the meeting would be in Hausa.
Northern women prefer Hausa in local gatherings.
Non-hausa language speakers was not part of this session.
Beautiful and pretty, these wives appear in their Ankara attire.
The discussion would centre on support for their spouses.
Issues affecting the society would be discussed.
They shall show solidarity to the First Lady.
Aisha shall share her PowerPoint presentation as handout and souvenir to the guests.
Most women would like to submit a list of candidates for Buhari's consideration.


But where is lalasticlala now?
abeg egbon, no vex as I wan ask you this question o!

Why all these epistles you posted sir?
Culture › Re: Oba Rasheed Akanbi Dressed As Arabian King (Photos) by Tolexander:
lol

This Oluwo just dey freestyle as he like!

"IFA" wey appoint am self for don give up tey tey.

Surely "IFA" go dey talk am for mind say make motor jam am if e ever appoint this kind person as king again.
Politics › Re: Igbos Are Their Own Worst Enemies – Orji Uzor Kalu by Tolexander: 8:43pm On Oct 31, 2016
AkinPhysicist:
cool grin Yet your forefathers worshipped Ojukwu to their deaths. Yet you worship GEJ to your political demise. grin cool
no mind them bro!
Politics › Re: PHOTO: Nigeria Police Force Secretly Playing Nairabet by Tolexander: 8:27pm On Oct 31, 2016
olokeded:
As seen on the Verified Twitter account of the Nigeria Police Force....Recession time

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/10/nigeria-police-twitter-nairabet-news-photo.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44
next release from the NPF to cover this up;

our Twitter handle was hacked

The handle seems to be hacked. These agencies will just join the bandwagon of signing up on social media having no capable hands to handle the handles.
Nairaland General › Re: Lady Twerks On Her Late Babydaddy's Grave (Photos) by Tolexander: 6:26pm On Oct 31, 2016
werey!

She is seducing a body resting perfectly in the grave.

Later, she starts complaining of "oko orun" (spirit husband) and starts running from Celestial Church to Shrine for deliverance!
Travel › Re: Lorry Falls On A Bus Carrying Students Of FGGC, Oyo, 4 Dead (Pics) by Tolexander: 6:25pm On Oct 31, 2016
may their souls rest in peace!
Politics › Re: Amaechi Driving Himself On The Street Of Abuja Today, Nigerians React by Tolexander: 6:09pm On Oct 31, 2016
So what is the big deal?

Netherland Prime Minister has ridden a bike to work several times, dem no shout for him country.
Ordinary minister dey drive himself within few perimeters to office, he con be talk of the town.

Things wey suppose surprise us, e no go surprise us, na nonsense wey go dey carry for head like punk.
Romance › Re: This Sexy Police Officer Will Make You Want To Be Arrested by Tolexander: 5:30pm On Oct 31, 2016
DifferentBoy1:
She is being hailed as one of the hottest police officers in Kenya. In fact, men in the country are simply daydreaming that they would be more than glad to have such beautiful officer arrest them.
Yes o!

Her slap will even look like she is caressing one's cheek!
Education › Re: Nigerian Girl Breaks Record At Indian University (Photo) by Tolexander: 5:11pm On Oct 31, 2016
Abeg, continue to represent well o!
Education › Re: Nigerian Girl Breaks Record At Indian University (Photo) by Tolexander: 4:50pm On Oct 31, 2016
Good of you sister!
This is not a news for the NCAN! No drug pushed and she is from none of the two tribes

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