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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Son, Boluwatife Looking Stylish In New Photos by Tolexander: 7:34pm On Oct 23, 2016
The barber wey dey barb the boy head na wa o!
He suppose consider the shape of the head naw!
Romance › Re: Advice Needed, My Fiancee Removes Our Engagement Ring by Tolexander: 7:19pm On Oct 23, 2016
nagodesmile18:
na HT draw
Na God talk sey make I no watch am. lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Urges FG To Emulate Obiano’s Diversification Programme by Tolexander: 6:55pm On Oct 23, 2016
realglobe:
the answer is 1.. If you were thinking what I'm thinking then you need to go back to primary school
Then you are only fit to be back to crèche, if I need going back to primary school.

I won't engage you
you know why?

I'm not paid by Politicians per post on Nairaland like you.
I post on Nairaland just to catch fun and not a job I'm paid for.

If you however wanna bring it on, "werey wa n le o".
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Urges FG To Emulate Obiano’s Diversification Programme by Tolexander: 6:45pm On Oct 23, 2016
realglobe:
and so what?
I know u quoting me, there are two things involved:
1. you wanna know my reaction or 2. You wanna secure a space with it.
If the answer is 2, you are safe. If your answer is 1, go back to my post you quoted.
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Urges FG To Emulate Obiano’s Diversification Programme by Tolexander: 6:35pm On Oct 23, 2016
Speaking through his Assistant General Overseer on Administration and Personnel, Pastor Johnson Odesola, Adeboye advised the government to borrow a [color=crimson]leaf[/color] from the Governor of Anambra State, Chief Willie Obiano, who has been injecting funds into the state for rice production and other programmes that could turn things around for the state.
hmmm!
Ugwu leaf!

Shey FG won cook vegetable soup ni or egusi soup?
Romance › Re: Advice Needed, My Fiancee Removes Our Engagement Ring by Tolexander: 1:48pm On Oct 23, 2016
nagodesmile18:
I dey fyn oooo...patiently waiting for 4pm
oh that one?

I no even get time for am.
dem go draw nani jare.
Romance › Re: Advice Needed, My Fiancee Removes Our Engagement Ring by Tolexander: 1:39pm On Oct 23, 2016
nagodesmile18:
egbon miii ooo
lol! Aw u dey jare?
Romance › Re: Advice Needed, My Fiancee Removes Our Engagement Ring by Tolexander: 1:12pm On Oct 23, 2016
ezehisaac:
Thanks for your wonderful contributions. I must confess, I'm inspired.
you are welcome bro!
Properties › Re: See How A Woman Built Her House: You Won’t Believe The Inside (see Photos) by Tolexander: 11:04am On Oct 23, 2016
Living in a container!

Well, Canadian climate isn't tropical. The conduction of the metal will even be of help.
Christianity Etc › Re: Whats The Average Amount You Spend On Sunday For Church?? by Tolexander: 11:00am On Oct 23, 2016
felixomor:
All na church. No be so.
Yes o!
Church na church my bro.

Hope say u no dey spend your offering sha? lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Whats The Average Amount You Spend On Sunday For Church?? by Tolexander: 10:55am On Oct 23, 2016
felixomor:
Zero naira.
Plus I get free snacks every sunday after service.
oh,

awon omo church omode leleyi o( he belongs to juvenile class in church)

Don't they also give you "bobo" with the biscuit?
Celebrities › Re: Bralessness Galore At MAMA 2016, See What Ladies Wore by Tolexander: 9:16am On Oct 23, 2016
These pictures make the event seems like a [color=crimson]MAMA[/color]RY 2016 award!

Definitely this thread is a homepage specimen.
Cos the celebs' breasts have got mansion in Nairaland homepage!
Romance › Re: Advice Needed, My Fiancee Removes Our Engagement Ring by Tolexander: 9:08am On Oct 23, 2016
ezehisaac:
Thanks bro, you've really opened my eyes to see the other side of romance. I appreciate.

Just that it's kinda frustrating when you spend so much on some of these things and the person you're spending it for seems not to value it at all. Especially when her friends are posting theirs on Facebook.

And it would be like you're being too stingy and all that sad
Study your fiancée very well, seems you have not really understood her nature.

Stop trying to put her in the league of other ladies, cos you are expecting her to love and fancy what other ladies love. She is romantic in her own way.
You haven't really got what interests her or what she values and you kept on lavishing your bail on what she doesn't value or interest her.

If you really eventually got what interests her most, it may be something very cheap than all these expensive things you have been buying.

Mind you, "nothing can be so lovely and gladdening in gift than the person appreciating it, no matter the worth".
Politics › Re: Abaya, The Only Person Dino Melaye Follows On Instagram (photos) by Tolexander: 8:53am On Oct 23, 2016
Where are they going?
Why are they following themselves?
Is it that Dino does not know the way or why is she following the woman?
Romance › Re: Advice Needed, My Fiancee Removes Our Engagement Ring by Tolexander: 8:39am On Oct 23, 2016
ezehisaac:
Actually, she's not used to wearing jewelries. I I used to wonder what kind of a lady is still living in the past in, this century 21
If she is not used to wearing jewelries. Don't impose it on her, teach her and let her understand your reasons.

You see lady who is not interested in wearing jewelries, u no dey happy?
What dignity has jewelries added to our ladies or waywardness reduced from them?

If na lady wey dey carry all your money buy jewelries na e you dey date naw, you go still dey complain.
Travel › Re: Drunk Nigerian Guy & His Girlfriend In Malaysia Found Dead (Photos) by Tolexander: 8:33am On Oct 23, 2016
could this accident be real?
Base on the damage on the car and the condition of the victims in the graphics.
Romance › Re: Advice Needed, My Fiancee Removes Our Engagement Ring by Tolexander: 8:23am On Oct 23, 2016
Ok!

What kinda lady is your fiancée?
Is she that kinda girl that uses wrist watch, ear ring, necklace, etc?

If she doesn't use those listed up, she may not be accustomed to using the ring. Not intentionally, but by nature.

I suspect the OP is feeling insecure and feels the only way to show his fiancee's admirers, the sign of being "taken" is the frequent use of the engagement ring. Seeing the ring will keep them off.
Family › Re: Photos: Nigerian Father Straps Baby On His Back Ashe Rocks Her To Sleep by Tolexander: 7:35am On Oct 23, 2016
The baby is even feeling comfortable!

If a man has the time, nothing bad in doing this at times.
Politics › Re: Ali Dikwa: CAN Paid Me N1m To Keep Quiet Over Jonathan’s N7bn Largesse by Tolexander: 7:32am On Oct 23, 2016
Jos-based pastor, Kallamu Ali Dikwa, who alleged that former President Goodluck Jonathan gave the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) N7bn, on Saturday said the association’s leadership offered him N1m to “keep quiet”, The Nation reports.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Feeding & Changing His Daughter's Pants In His Room (pics,vid) by Tolexander: 11:00pm On Oct 22, 2016
I just like the free life this guy dey live!
Politics › Re: The Unspiritual Side Of Aso Villa By Femi Adesina by Tolexander: 10:49pm On Oct 22, 2016
Let me begin with two clarifications. Aso Villa is not my home, I am just passing through. Even this world is nobody’s home, we are just birds of passage. So, let nobody turn up his nose in derision, and say; “he’s writing like the landlord of Aso Villa, defending a place where’s he’s just a tenant.” Yes, nobody is landlord in the Villa, not even rational presidents. They can only live there for maximum of eight years, if Nigerians so decide. And for me, my treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue. The angels only need to beckon me from Heaven’s open door, and I wouldn’t feel at home in this world anymore
Jim Reeves
Romance › Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Humiliated You For Being Broke? Share Your Experiences by Tolexander:
Ya, when I was in JSS3 sad

Third term, just Thursday before the midterm break. I had a gurl I was crushing on in school, she was in JSS2 then.

I thought of asking this girl out, writing a letter and delivering it to her. Letter was the medium then, no phone.

I drafted the letter, Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Bryan Adams, Boys 2 men etc all contributed to the content of the letter in absentia.

I gave the letter to her on our way home cos we had a common route. Though it seemed herculean, but I made it anyway after suppressing much adrenaline.

After what seemed
to be a long break, Tuesday drove in and off to school I entered.
Expecting the response to my me proposal in ink, to my greatest surprise on the way home after the closing time,
I couldn't believe what I saw.

The same paper which I wrote my message, she returned to me with the destiny changed by different red ink designs. She said "my mum sent this to you".

She told me her mum told her to sit down with the letter to correct the errors in the grammar with red pen. She even wrote my score, 30% on the letter and made a remark, "face your book or else I'll come to report you to the principal".
I thought I'd written an essay to the devil to mark

I was Humiliated cos I was grammatically broke. Probably if I had up to 70%, the mother could still tell her to consider me.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Nab Woman With Cocaine Inside Bra At Lagos Airport by Tolexander:
Thank God I have now overcome the spirit of checking names.
I am now free from the spirit inflicting me since 2005 when this forum started.


When I clicked on this thread, I had the intention of reading the content and checking names, to my greatest surprise, as if I'd programmed my eyes, my eyes kept on automatically skipping anywhere name appeared.

What the Lord has done for me this night, delivering me, shall be permanent in my life.

Everybody here is invited to my church to rejoice with me while sharing the testimony tomorrow.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Ex-Boyfriend, Michael Awujoola Shades Her Over Her New Lexus Car by Tolexander: 5:03am On Oct 21, 2016
Tonto Dikeh has succeeded in achieving her aim. She was trying to send her message to someone posing with the SUVs her husband bought for her.
It seems the person has got the message and he is pained.
Politics › Re: Checkout This Throwback Photo Of Pres. Buhari Dancing With A Lady Many Years Ago by Tolexander: 9:51pm On Oct 20, 2016
This one na dance abi ten ten?
Celebrities › Re: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by Tolexander: 9:18pm On Oct 20, 2016
Tajbol4splend:
To the sky? American ways of doing things are a pathway to hell
and how many doing it in ur African ways are in paradise?
Politics › Re: Breaking: Lagos Senators Kick Against Approved 3% VAT Deduction For Northeast by Tolexander: 5:38pm On Oct 20, 2016
Nigerian Senate had only last week approved the allocation of three per cent of Value Added Tax (VAT) accruable to the Federal Government in the next 10 years for the rebuilding of the North-East.
Politics › Re: EFCC Recovered N196 Million In Borno In One Year – Official by Tolexander: 5:17pm On Oct 20, 2016
So what have been the effects of the recovery of the looted funds on the Nigerian citizens?
Celebrities › Re: Hot Lady With Massive Hips & Dangerous Curves Causes Brouhaha On Instagram [PIC] by Tolexander:
[color=crimson]Idi[/color]mu - Lagos State

[color=crimson]Idi[/color]roko- Ogun state

[color=crimson]Idi[/color]ta- Osun State

Is[color=crimson]eyin[/color] Oyo State
Sports › Re: Shorunmu Tells Rohr To Leave Enyeama Alone by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Oct 20, 2016
make dem free the guy jare! His club is not even currently doing well!
Politics › Re: Empowerment: Jigawa Distributes 600 Goats To 200 Women by Tolexander: 4:48pm On Oct 20, 2016
Hajia Binta Farindutse, Woman Leader, All Progressives Congress (APC), made the disclosure on Thursday in Auyo in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN).She said that the animals were distributed under the Goats Breeding Scheme initiated by the government. She said that each of the women received three goats.
She said that the gesture was aimed at assisting the women engage in animal husbandry and make them self-reliant.
lol at the boldened!

Nigerian Politicians, I hail o!

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