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Celebrities › Re: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by Tolexander:
[s]In an open letter he wrote to Rahama on Facebook in Hausa, Mallam Daurawa described the problem the actress had with Kanywood as trial from God to test her faith[/s].
nonsense!

What a stylish way to woo her back!

Well, that has shot her to the sky!
Politics › Re: I’ve Never Used Public Fund For My Trips — Gov YARI by Tolexander: 8:05pm On Oct 19, 2016
Gusau—GOVERNOR Abdulaziz Yari of Zamfara State has said he has never spent public fund on any foreign trip, challenging critics to prove him wrong.
Governor Yari was right!

My father also told me he met my mother a virgin when they wanted to start the birth exercise of my younger brother!

Challenging critics should also prove my dad wrong!
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Receives 33 Seater Innoson Bus Manufactured By Ex-Militants by Tolexander: 7:59pm On Oct 19, 2016
I thought I will see something different from Innoson has been manufacturing!
Romance › Re: His Mum Totally Changed Towards Him After She Found Condom In His Wallet by Tolexander: 7:46pm On Oct 19, 2016
The thing self tire me o!

Imagine o, Na this our mother dey tell us sey make we no try give girl belle o. Ok we gree sey we no go give girl belle, we dey use condom. Our mama still dey vex for us, na wetin dem want make we do self.

Wetin con dey pain me pass be sey, our mama no get dick, dem no sabi as e dey be, na dem dey shout. Our Papa wey get dick wey sabi as e dey do person, e no go talk.
Politics › Re: Dokpesi Got N2.1bn For Media Campaign, CBN Tells Court by Tolexander: 7:35pm On Oct 19, 2016
sarrki:
Any youth still supporting crooks

Needs a proper medical checkup

I mean serious checkup
All of them are the same thing!

APC, PDP, APGA, LP, AA, AD, or HIV!
Sports › Re: FIFA Name 'unjinx' Ref For Nigeria, Algeria Tie In Uyo by Tolexander: 7:27pm On Oct 19, 2016
Rasky10:
FIFA name 'unjinx' ref for Nigeria, Algeria tie in Uyo
http://naijasportsxtra..com.ng/2016/10/fifa-name-unjinx-ref-for-nigeria.html

Matches Gassama has officiated in involving Nigeria.
Olympic qualifiers 2012 - Africa  
final tournament
Nigeria OT 4-1 Algeria OT

2014 World Cup qualifiers between 
Nigeria 2-0 Ethiopia in Calabar

2013 AFCON semi-finals
Mali 1-4 Nigeria
Moses Mabida Stadium in Durban


Matches Gassama has officiated in involving Nigerian league sides.
CAF Confederation Cup 2009
2nd Stage
Bayelsa United 5-0 Aigle Noir
 
CAF Champions League 2011  
2nd round
Enyimba 1-0 Al Ittihad (Libya)

[color=crimson]2012 CAF Champions League 
group stage
Sunshine Stars 0-2 Espérance
Dipo Dina Stadium[/color]
Oh, Sunshine don dent the referee's CV
Politics › Re: PDP Reconciliation Process Suffers Setback, Governors Withdraw by Tolexander: 7:22pm On Oct 19, 2016
The reconciliation process within the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) may be heading for a fresh deadlock.
This indications follow the sudden cancellation of the inauguration of much anticipated PDP Reconciliation Committee, which was billed to hold yesterday at the Transcorp Hilton Hotel, Abuja.
Leadership gathered that gathering was cancelled after PDP governor’s pulled out of the peace process.
That is why I hate the APC politics!

Why would the APC people pull out the PDP Governors out from their meeting?

It is unfair naw!
Education › Re: Let's Have Fun, Attempt All Questions. by Tolexander: 7:15pm On Oct 19, 2016
Explorers:
Till when? What if rescuing is not coming? There is one particular thing you are missing in that picture.
You are right!

Water purifier
Education › Re: Let's Have Fun, Attempt All Questions. by Tolexander: 7:10pm On Oct 19, 2016
Explorers:
Haunting rifle? Are you planning to stay on the island forever?
for the main time to defend myself!
Education › Re: Did You Know That? by Tolexander: 6:58pm On Oct 19, 2016
cool!
I love 'em all!
Education › Re: Let's Have Fun, Attempt All Questions. by Tolexander:
1- Vitamins, Water Purifier, Compass and Tent.

2- Straight to the brothel, I will go
Celebrities › Re: I Applaud Myself For Marrying You -tonto Dikeh's Husband Gifts Her Lexus Jeep by Tolexander:
The same girl that seemed to be wayward to everyone!
Even the "supposed relatively" good girls aren't married let alone having a good home!

Sincerely, it is not good to judge people (mostly woman) by what we think we see!
Education › Re: NUC Scraps Pre-degrees, Diplomas Programmes In Nigerian Universities by Tolexander:
Dexter231:
This is contained in a statement by the commission’s Deputy Director of Information, Mrs Adebukola Olatunji, in Abuja on Monday.

The ban was part of the decisions reached at meetings held between October 10 and 12, with the Executive Secretary of NUC, Prof. Abubakar Rasheed, and vice chancellors of the 143 universities in the country, a statement by the NUC said on Monday.

The commission, while taking the action, instructed the country’s varsities to leave the running of such programmes for polytechnics and concentrate on producing human capital in the core undergraduate, part-time and post-graduate courses.

According to the statement, universities have been directed to begin the process of winding down sub-degree diplomas.

It added: “A comprehensive review of the entire university curricula – the Benchmark Minimum Academic Standards and ranking of Nigerian universities – has been scheduled for 2017.

“Two of the cardinal activities of the commission – Accreditation of Programmes and Resource Verification, will now take place only twice and thrice a year, respectively.

“May and November are for Accreditation while March, July and December are for Resource Verification.’’

NUC also warned that any university that failed to present its programmes for accreditation promptly without satisfactory reasons, given well in advance, would be denied same and the relevant agencies (JAMB and NYSC) duly notified.

“The accreditation of part-time programmes would ensure that they are of the same quality as the full-time programmes, thereby restoring public confidence in them,” it said.

Cc
Lalasticlala
sourcehuh
Politics › Re: Ken Wiwa Is Dead! Ken Saro-Wiwa Jnr Dies At 48 by Tolexander: 11:24pm On Oct 18, 2016
RIP

Greet Ken Saro Wiwa and inform him that our Government has started the cleaning of Ogoniland which he laid down his life for.
Christianity Etc › Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Tolexander: 7:52pm On Oct 18, 2016
Many things I also have heard from different people close to mortuary attendants and get me worrying if these people are really dead or what we read in the Bible is real concerning aftermath of living.

There was a time I was told a corpse refused being dressed up until the left toe was cut off cos it beared a ring on it.
Crime › Re: Panic Grips Shomolu Residents As Notorious Murderer Returns To Community by Tolexander: 7:38pm On Oct 18, 2016
Sunday Dagboru! Cause trouble!
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Heads To Brussels (photos) by Tolexander: 2:40pm On Oct 18, 2016
Ngyab:
Buhari' s wife Aisha Heads to Brussels to attend a forum on "Women's Role in Global Security"
hmmm

I guess the forum tag, "Women's role in global security" is about:
How to prevent hazard like fire in the kitchen
How to keep the living room clean and safe
How to play safe in the other room
Education › Re: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by Tolexander: 2:32pm On Oct 18, 2016
Semper247:
Town crier, tell ur own state govt to use nepotism ti send ur people abroad to acquire necessary skills needed for the development of ur state.
Why are u using paracetamol untop another person headache?

These students will come back qualified doctors in different areas of medicine offering quality services to the state and probably getting ur own people treated on referrals.

A state govt is investing in her people and election losers like u are crying wolf...... Na ur state money dem use?
why weeping?
Education › Re: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by Tolexander: 12:39pm On Oct 18, 2016
Fedayeen02:
Jigawa is made up of Hausa fulani so i don't understand what you are saying
Is nepotism a function of tribe? cos I don't understand your reasoning!
Health › Re: Why We Knock Before Opening Mortuary Door – River Mortician by Tolexander: 9:00am On Oct 18, 2016
The Arochukwu-born mortician, whose mortuary is located along Ikom-Calabar highway, confessed to NDV that dead bodies, especially those of occultists and members of secret societies “do give us trouble while being embalmed because their bodies have been ‘fortified’ by the devil or some spiritual forces.” Power pass power “In such cases, we have to pet and persuade them by talking to them to allow the chemicals to penetrate their bodies, but if they remain stubborn, we have to employ our own spiritual force and of course, power pass power and we can then embalm them,” he disclosed.
Education › Re: Sponsored Jigawa Medical Students In China (Photos) by Tolexander:
He said the state government would pay 5, 800 dollars per annum for each of the students in the University and "adequate arrangements have been made to ensure prompt settlement of all their fees to enable them concentrate fully on their studies", the commissioners said.
I wish to know the test of merit for these students chosen to study in the chinese medical school.
Hope it isn't based on cronyism and nepotism as usual.
Politics › Re: US To Host Northern Nigerian Governors In Washington by Tolexander: 6:46am On Oct 18, 2016
EzePromoe:
I'm not understanding this new romance between the West and Northern Nigerians. Here in the South, we're almost like copying their lifestyle yet dem no send us.


Meanwhile, has Aisha taken care of Buhari today?
Indirect Rule by the West!
Politics › Re: Buhari Described As A Western Puppet By Russian TV (video) by Tolexander: 10:42pm On Oct 17, 2016
deleo16:
he must what was he taking Russia for
he is probably taking Russia for Sao Tome & Principe
Politics › Re: Hmmm. See What IPOB Planned To Do If Anyalekwa, Igbere TV Was Not Released (Pics by Tolexander: 7:46pm On Oct 17, 2016
much talk, less action!
Their leader has been detained for over a year now, nothing has happened!
Travel › Re: Unidentified Accident Victim Unconscious At Abuja Hospital (Photo) by Tolexander: 7:40pm On Oct 17, 2016
quick recovery!
Politics › Re: Buhari Described As A Western Puppet By Russian TV (video) by Tolexander: 2:06pm On Oct 17, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Russia of all countries? Naija don suffer. President Buhari should place our military on red alert in case of any provocation by Russia. We should send our special forces and Dss to go invade the Russian TV stations in a sting operation. Russia that can't fight ordinary turkey for shooting down their helicopters is insulting a whole president of the largest country in Africa. This is an insult on our part and the FG must punish Russia accordingly even if it involves military confrontations angry
You must be seriously joking!
Politics › Re: The T-shirts Are Finally Out! by Tolexander: 6:56am On Oct 17, 2016
No time wasting!
Seize every opportunity!
Celebrities › Re: Femi Fani Kayode's Youngest Wife Wishes Him Happy Birthday With Romantic Photo by Tolexander: 6:43am On Oct 17, 2016
Pasan to a fi na iyale, o n be lori aja fun iyawo!

Hope she will continue writing this romantic message when FFK comes up with his real act against his wife!
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Panic: 20 Killed As Fulani Herdsmen Attack Jema'a LGA, Kaduna State by Tolexander: 10:56pm On Oct 16, 2016
This Libyans again?
Well, our President has said they aren't Nigerians!
Politics › Re: ‘nigeria Is Currently Walking In The Wilderness’ – Yakubu Gowon by Tolexander: 10:19pm On Oct 16, 2016
sarrki:
My Holy book says

" my people perish cause of lack of knowledge "

Thank God the ministry of education is looking at

Returning HISTORY as a subject back into our syllabus
what is saying?? undecidedundecided
Politics › Re: ‘nigeria Is Currently Walking In The Wilderness’ – Yakubu Gowon by Tolexander:
Gowon, who spoke in Abuja, during the
thanksgiving service to commemorate 20th
anniversary of “Nigeria Prays”, a prayer
movement for the country, advised Nigerians to
continue to pray.
Mr Gowon, dey there to deceive us!

The same people that plunged us into the problem we are experiencing now, telling us to start and continue praying against what they got us into. Knowing if we all decide to act, they won't be safe. This is a cunny way to protect themselves.

He was just emphasizing on prayer. Why didn't he tell Nigerian Army to leave their guns and ammunitions and continue praying against the Biafran forces when Ojukwu declared secession in 1967?

It is high time we Nigerians stopped deceiving ourselves and go into full time action to fight for our right.
Politics › Re: A Bigger Batch Of Chibok Girls Will Soon Be Released, Says Lai by Tolexander: 8:58pm On Oct 16, 2016
blueto:
Yes, but we have to transcend beyond that view and approach with more hyperopic and provident views.

The boko haram commanders that are being released is not anticipate to just quit. They will mobilise their subordinates and accomplices and make attempts to resume terrorism and capture another set of girls, and use them as negotiating options, should in case they are apprehended again. It is just like moving in circles for the govt.
You seem to be so naive of such negotiation deal!

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