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Celebrities › Re: Checkout Cossy Orjiakor’s Outfit As She Celebrates Her Birthday by Tolexander: 11:39pm On Oct 15, 2016
Cossy olomu ibepe!
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi To Nigerian Muslims: "Let’s Peg Marriage Age" by Tolexander: 11:22pm On Oct 15, 2016
Hmmmm!

His reason cited for the age pegging at 18 is base on recession when I thought he is going to talk about the negative effects it has on the naive girl
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Wears Aare Crown For The First Time (photo) by Tolexander:
a ke gbajure o!

The crown can't weigh 100kg!
Is a crown being at par with 2 bags of cement in terms of earth gravitational pull?
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Seyi Law Releases Exclusive Photos Of New Baby (photos) by Tolexander: 10:14pm On Oct 15, 2016
fine baby girl!
See how the baby take nose resemble her mother and nostrils resemble her father!
Politics › Re: "Stop Misreporting Buhari In Germany" - German Reporter Tells Nigerian Media by Tolexander: 9:41pm On Oct 15, 2016
bettercreature:
I said it! These 4 guys ( muykem Tolexander omonnakoda CSTR2 ) were arguing with me because of this money

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Argued with you on what?
Romance › Re: A Nairalander To Marry His Fiancée Of 10 Years. by Tolexander: 5:27pm On Oct 15, 2016
Collenshy2020:
Congrats,buh why your wife open teeth nah,what's she advertising?
Abeg make she practise Close up .
ah ah!

Try to be nice to people. You shouldn't have yabbed the lady!
Romance › Re: A Nairalander To Marry His Fiancée Of 10 Years. by Tolexander: 5:25pm On Oct 15, 2016
AprokoNaija:
This is amazing and must b shared with my friends here on Nairaland including Seun and Lala... I will be getting married to this my wonderful friend and companion whom have dated for 10 good years.

You are all invited grin
May God bless your Union as u now seek the right for legal bleeping
Politics › Re: Divine Momoh Shows Her Swimming Skills To Buratai, Dalung, Others (Pics) by Tolexander:
good!

Exposing this girl to this kinda water is not good for her health.
Watching the girl swimming in that kinda water by Buratai and Solomon Dalung is a great height of stupidity on their part.

The most saddening part of this incidence is that after Dalung and Buratai were being dazzled by this girl, they won't ever try providing any help to the girl to develop the swimming dexterity in her.
Sports › Re: Iheanacho Wins CNN Goal Of The Week For The 2nd Time by Tolexander: 2:41pm On Oct 15, 2016
ararume:
have u forgotten city has Gabriel Jesus
Which Gabriel Jesus?

The one presently playing for Palmeiras and will have a January contract with City or who?
Romance › Re: Couple Who Dated For 10 Years Weds In Nigeria (Photos) by Tolexander: 2:28pm On Oct 15, 2016
spice123:
The marriage go dey boring trust me. The guy don bore hole the girl yansh finish. *myopinionthough*
They are true Muslims.

True Muslims don't furck before Nikkai!
Romance › Re: Couple Who Dated For 10 Years Weds In Nigeria (Photos) by Tolexander: 2:25pm On Oct 15, 2016
The husband almost resemble "Dejo Tunfulu"!
Politics › Re: BBC Interview: Muslim Cleric Calls For The Immediate Arrest Of Aisha Buhari by Tolexander: 1:12pm On Oct 15, 2016
We are sad about the interview granted by the wife of the President. We believe that opposition members in the country are using her against the government. Her statement is unfair and capable of inciting violence. .
Politics › Re: Germany Pledges $18bn For Lake Chad (leadership) by Tolexander: 11:35am On Oct 15, 2016
bettercreature:
Do you know the different between GPD` and annual budget?
I didn't say GPD, but GDP!
Romance › Re: Do You Still Have This Machine In Your Home(pics) by Tolexander: 11:33am On Oct 15, 2016
Basildvalour:
Is that a freezerhuh
That is a video player!
Politics › Re: Germany Pledges $18bn For Lake Chad (leadership) by Tolexander: 11:11am On Oct 15, 2016
bettercreature:
18million euro or 18billion euro? grin grin grin grin
How much is Germanys annual budge lol
Germany's GDP is in trillion dollars!


We don't even know which one to believe.

The title said 18billion dollars while the content said 18billion Euro.
Politics › Re: What Washington Post Said About Pres. Buhari On Comments Concerning His Wife by Tolexander: 9:08am On Oct 15, 2016
imagine this half report by the foreign press!
very incomplete news. na only kitchen he said? what about living room and the other room?
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo And Wife Dolapo Holds Hands In Public by Tolexander: 8:46am On Oct 15, 2016
tolugar:
How exactly is husband and wife holding hands in public becomes a reason to open a topic.


Just In The name of blogging.
na kitchen, living room and other room cause am o!
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo And Wife Dolapo Holds Hands In Public by Tolexander: 8:42am On Oct 15, 2016
Dolapo Osinbanjo's photographer why?
Why posting this kinda picture this time?


Do you want Nigerians to be thinking you are using Osinbanjo's family to shade Buhari's family that Dolapo belongs to Yemi's side and not the kitchen, living room and the other room?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's New Photo With A Fan Causes Stir On Instagram by Tolexander: 8:27am On Oct 15, 2016
Tonto Dikeh has grown so fat!
Politics › Re: More Chibok Girls Will Regain Freedom, President Buhari Assure Nigerians by Tolexander: 8:18am On Oct 15, 2016
mikeweezy:
we know just tell those boys and please do it very fast cos we dnt want them all to be baby mama o
You don't want who to be baby mama?
When many of them are already baby mamas

Or you don't want them to have their third born in the forest?
Celebrities › Re: Fela Kuti's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by Tolexander: 8:13am On Oct 15, 2016
Today should be a weed free day!
Politics › Re: See 50 Hilarious #theotherroom Tweet That Will Make You Cry As Nigerians React by Tolexander: 8:04am On Oct 15, 2016
The other room is B[color=crimson]ROOM[/color]
Broom represents APC.
Buhari is automatically saying His wife belongs to other room ie APC, his party.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Fayose Attends Jumat Service In Ekiti by Tolexander: 8:01am On Oct 15, 2016
Stunt to the public or Publicity stunt.
both of the either are correct!
Politics › Re: "The Other Room" Trends On Twitter. Nse Ikpe Etim Joins by Tolexander: 7:58am On Oct 15, 2016
The other room is B[color=crimson]ROOM[/color]

Broom represents APC.

Buhari is automatically saying His wife belongs to other room ie APC, his party.
Politics › Re: Instead Of Going Back To The Kitchen, Aisha Should Stand Up For Women's Rights. by Tolexander: 7:46am On Oct 15, 2016
BishopMagic:
When we need you to spew you rants on Jonathan you will be duly mentioned.
Useless sellout
The guy is right!
Attack the message, not the messenger!
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Abdulmumin Jibrin & His Brother: "Babes Were Dying Over Me" by Tolexander: 7:39am On Oct 15, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
I don't know whether to call Jubrin a dummy or a stupid person...
A stupid dummy will be better!

Now I understand why he has been called to undergo doping test!
Romance › Re: If You Can Relate To These 15 Pictures,go And Marry by Tolexander: 7:29am On Oct 15, 2016
ok
Celebrities › Re: Girl Raises Alarm After A Lady Announces The Death Of Her Sister by Tolexander: 7:16am On Oct 15, 2016
E be like say the sister hasn't heard of "Akudaaya".

If I was the younger sister, I would first go outside to pack sand and pour it on my elder sister to confirm her "life" status. If my sister disappears after the sand touched her, that means she is indeed dead and only came to visit us at home.

If my elder sister didn't disappear after the sand had touched her, then she is not dead.
Politics › Re: Alleged Sex Scandal: Accused Members Set To Sue U.S For $1bn In Damages by Tolexander: 7:08am On Oct 15, 2016
"We will be seeking legal redress in the US; we are going to take the hotel to court, the Marriot Hotel, the parent brand, the place we stayed (in the US). We are going to take the (former US) ambassador himself and the US State Department, who are his employers to court. We are going to be taking the local organisers of the programme to court as well.
Comedians!
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Abdulmumin Jibrin & His Brother: "Babes Were Dying Over Me" by Tolexander: 6:57am On Oct 15, 2016
popesam1:
Former Chairman House Committee on
Appropriation, Hon. Abdulmumin Jibrin
shares photo of him and his brother
back in 1989 and caption.
Me-and my brother Dr Sulaiman: Throw
back back back.. Abuja-1989. No
wonder babes were dying over me then.. but why are my upper buttons open and shirt too..not tidy like my brother's
hmmm

Seems the blow dealt on Hon. Jibrin by Dogara and his cohorts in the house has systematically affected Jibrin mentally and psychologically.

Cos I'm still wondering what calls for the bolded tag on his picture by him.
If he continues like this, people won't take any "revelation" by him concerning the house members serious again, cos this is an exhibition of "kolomental".
Crime › Re: Katsina Emirate Denies Alleged Abduction, Forceful Marriage Of 14-yrs-old Habiba by Tolexander: 6:15am On Oct 15, 2016
Wizzyblack3:
Another confusing story. But they said something else yesterday. Chai, nawa o
Sports › Re: Iheanacho Wins CNN Goal Of The Week For The 2nd Time by Tolexander: 5:59am On Oct 15, 2016
Napoleon55:
define the word ''good" relate it to playing 4 matches and scoring 4 goals,playing 7 matches and scoring 6 goals and 7 assist,firing 14 shots and scoring 10 goals, n what do u get?. Yes r right,he is not good,the word good are use to qualify average players u mentioned above . Iheanacho is EXCELLENT not good. U r lucky u didn't say this kind of crab in a popular thread. Go n play 4 matches let's c how lucky u can be to score in all the 4 matches then we can talk.
see this one quoting Musiwa!

Lol, you go tey there!

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