₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,780 members, 8,513,645 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 November 2026 at 10:30 AM

Toggle theme

Tolexander's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Tolexander's Profile › Tolexander's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 (of 644 pages)

Romance › Re: Who Is That Teacher You Will Never Forget by Tolexander: 11:00am On Jan 08, 2016
Experience ni o, cos experience is the best teacher!
Politics › Re: Why I Took N100m From Anenih –falae by Tolexander: 10:47am On Jan 08, 2016
Falae told New Telegraph yesterday that the money was purely an interparty affair between the PDP and the Social Democratic Party (SDP), which he is the National Chairman. The former presidential candidate said the money was given to the SDP to effectively campaign for the PDP in the 2015 presidential election. According to him, in the build up to the 2015 general elections, the PDP and SDP entered into working agreement.
lol,
Na wetin person no go hear for #dasukigate;

Spiritual matter
Done deal
Publicity deal
And now, Interparty affair.

That is why we don't need these good for nothing mushroom parties.
Politics › Re: Fayose Celebrates Wife On Birthday, Says She Is Rock Behind His Success by Tolexander: 10:41am On Jan 08, 2016
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose, has described his wife, Feyisetan, as a great source of support and God's grace he enjoys as a politician and the leader of the current administration in the state.
seems Fayose's wife hasn't slept to have that kinda dream she had then.
Romance › Re: Farting Through The womanliness by Tolexander: 10:34am On Jan 08, 2016
disloman:
You and woman stuff.I hail oooo.Though I've learnt a new world.
I am a child of God o! grin
Politics › Re: US Donates 24 Mine Resistant Vehicles Worth $11m To Nigerian Army by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Jan 07, 2016
But they were wailing that GMB's visit to the US has yielded nothing!
Politics › Re: US Donates 24 Mine Resistant Vehicles Worth $11m To Nigerian Army by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Jan 07, 2016
We shall prevail!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Thinks Paris Is In Germany by Tolexander: 4:55pm On Jan 07, 2016
Meiji:
But why Germany in particular? Why not UK, Luxembourg, Spain, Italy, Russia, why Germany? If he meant Germany he would have used a word like "too" or "also" or "especially".

He made a mistake joor.
Donald Trump knows better.

The closest world power to Paris is Germany.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Thinks Paris Is In Germany by Tolexander: 4:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
abduljabbar4:
Somebody clearly made a mistake and some hungry ipod youths are trying to defend him just like the way they are trying to defend corruption in Nigeria
show us the goof in the tweet.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Thinks Paris Is In Germany by Tolexander: 4:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
Where is the goof!

Donald Trump has never said Paris is in Germany, he is only pitying Germany after the Paris scare, probably due to the proximity.

That is twitter anyway, too short to express ones mind
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Olisa Metuh Dies In Efcc Custody by Tolexander: 4:36pm On Jan 07, 2016
MichealJames:
Sources from the National Hospital confirms the death of the PDP National spokesperson, Chief Olisa Metuh this afternoon in EFCC custody. He was said to have died after vomiting blood immediately he had breakfast at EFCC custody this morning after which he was rushed to the National hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival.
Politics › Re: 27-year-old Man Jailed For Wandering Around The Streets Of Abuja by Tolexander: 4:35pm On Jan 07, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
It wasn't established that he belongs to the men of the underworld. I think they should have deported him to his home state instead.
and it was not established he doesn't belong to the men of the underworld!

The judge said it is a crime, every crime has its punishment.
Celebrities › Re: Exclusive: Korede Bello In Academic Trouble by Tolexander: 4:27pm On Jan 07, 2016
He further added that the one of his lecturers in class on
Wednesday, January 6, disclosed that he will resign if Korede
Bello is allowed to sit for his exams later this year because he
has not been attending lectures due to his busy schedule.
I dey smell lie here!

Where in Nigeria would a lecturer make a resignation threat on a student not making up to the required attendance?
Romance › Re: Farting Through The womanliness by Tolexander: 4:22pm On Jan 07, 2016
wwhitewitch:
have u ever seen a girl bringin out
some air dat sounds like fart but
doesn't smell when ure playin with
her Kitty-Cat?
it is called queef, expulsion of trapped air from the vagina immediately after sex
Politics › Re: 27-year-old Man Jailed For Wandering Around The Streets Of Abuja by Tolexander: 4:12pm On Jan 07, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
This is madness
why is it madness?

The boy has no fixed address and no mission, why there wandering?

It does happen seeing strange face wandering in the street not knowing the mission is to survey and come to operate at night.
Health › Re: Woman Stabbed On The Cheek By Her Husband, Doctors Yet To Remove The Knife (pics by Tolexander: 11:41am On Jan 07, 2016
And no blood!
Celebrities › Re: Fans Think AY Had A ''Quickie'' Because Of This Photo by Tolexander: 11:27am On Jan 07, 2016
cruzita:
maybe he finished urinating but didn't shake the stuff to remove the last drops before sticking it in.
He urinated in the lady behind's tutu abi?
Politics › Re: D'banj On A Courtesy Visit To Police Headquarters Abuja - Photos by Tolexander: 11:25am On Jan 07, 2016
vivianblog1:
The Nigerian Talented musician Oladapo Daniel Oyebanjo , Popularly Known as D'banj Today January 7th 2015 , pays a courtesy visit to police Headquarters Abuja Nigeria Photos below.

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/dbanj-on-a-courtesy-visit-to-police-headquarters-abuja-photos

Cc; lalasticlala
lol at talented musician!
Celebrities › Re: Can You Guess What 2face, Soundsultan & AY Are Watching In This Photo by Tolexander: 11:19am On Jan 07, 2016
darmys:
But the dude at the back had me thinking it is "Bad thing" see face cheesy
na p0rn dem dey watch!
Romance › Re: 10 Most Promiscuous Animals In The World. by Tolexander: 11:15am On Jan 07, 2016
amtaken:
These are the 10 most promiscuous animals in the world:

1.The honey bee queen - she can mate with 40 male drones,which die upon completion.

2.Bonobos - both male and female mate with multiple partners to create social bond.

3.Elephant seal - One male control over 100 female and He meet with them continously.

4.Topi antelopes - the females are only fertile one day a year of which they seek and mate with the most desirable of male to absolute exhaustion. Note that the females always take the lead and can meet with 4 males in which she exhausts them.

5.Dolphins - they mate several times a day with different sexes to promote bond among the group, most times, the male form sex gang to kidnap female and keep her for themselves for pleasure only.

6.North american elk - Males will compete with one another for the right to a herd of females and depending on experience,a bull elk will be in charge of 1-60 females.

7.Warthogs - the males practice a mating strategy called overlap promiscuity,instead of defending the right to a female,they move up and down looking for more female from different population.

8.Antechinns mouse - these mouses are polygandry in nature,each female will have sex with multiple males in one session that lasts for 12 hours, which results in the death of some of the exhausted and weaker males. Smh

9.Eastern gaster snakes - this is the only snake that gives birth to her her young live. When she wants to mate, different males will come from every corner of the female to form a breeding ball, where the snakes rap each other in order to mate.

10.Humans - when not married, a single can have different sexual intercourse with a minimum of 10 or more for males and 5 or more for females depending on so many factors. Hmmmmmm. Human beings. Smh again.
OP, source??

Or are you into animal p0rnography?
Romance › Re: 10 Most Promiscuous Animals In The World. by Tolexander: 11:13am On Jan 07, 2016
3.Elephant seal - One male control over 100 female and He meet with them continously.
more of polygamy than promiscuity!
Politics › Re: Suspect Confesses He Was Paid N150,000 To Install Radio Biafra Transmiter On MTN by Tolexander: 11:10am On Jan 07, 2016
Make e go dey spend am for prison!
Celebrities › Re: Fans Claim Comedian AY Just Had Sex Before Taking These Photos by Tolexander: 11:00am On Jan 07, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
How are you we sure he's not a 2 minute man.
that one na small thing!

Babyoku, Babeje and wahilahi bitters are always there to give a long action.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Claim Comedian AY Just Had Sex Before Taking These Photos by Tolexander: 10:57am On Jan 07, 2016
moststylish:
so na middle of trouser d thing suppose show abi
na wetin you expect?

Lill fluid on the short but the D!ck no rise!

Who no go know sey something don happen with d big ass gurl behind him.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Claim Comedian AY Just Had Sex Before Taking These Photos by Tolexander: 10:53am On Jan 07, 2016
Na true
Crime › Re: Trader Sells Son To Boost Business by Tolexander: 10:42am On Jan 07, 2016
If the guy no karst naw, person go come dey tell me for here say the guy na hardworking Igbo trader.
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Five For Planned Attack On Jonathan’s House by Tolexander:
The spokesperson said, “On the January 6, 2016, at about
1500hrs, based on a tip-off, detectives from the Anti-
Kidnapping and Anti-Vice unit stormed a hotel premises in
Swali community, Yenagoa, and arrested five suspects.
“The suspects are Asupha Emeka, Ebipre Ebebi, Samuel
Joe, Okilo Matthew and Timiere Matthew.”

Though he did not indicate the name of the personality they
were planning to attack, Butswat said the suspects were
drawing a plan to launch an attack on a yet-to-be identified
location.
nobody is planning to attack Jonathan here.

I think this is the handiwork of PDP in Bayelsa to heat up the polity.
Politics › Re: Buhari Given 7-day Ultimatum To Release Kanu, Metuh, Dasuki - Campaign For Democ by Tolexander: 7:05am On Jan 07, 2016
Campaign for Democracy, South East Zone, yesterday, called for the immediate release of the leader of Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, the Publicity Secretary of Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Chief Olisah Metuh and the former National Security Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan, Col. Sambo Dasuki (retd).
Campaign for PDP, not campaign for Democracy!
Celebrities › Re: An Epic Throwback Picture Of Singer Oritsefemi Back Then by Tolexander: 6:04am On Jan 07, 2016
Lordskyes:
Good morning dear readers...I was just surfing the web this morning when I coincidentally stumbled upon the above picture of popular singer oritsefemi and judging by his look back then and his current look right now you need not be told that poverty is a disease and it kills faster than HIV lol...

Please hustle tight because every hustler got a pay day...

Thank you...!!!!

http://famenaija.com/epic-throwback-picture-singer-oritsefemi-back-going-extremely-tough/
surulere
Suru laye yi
Politics › Re: NIMASA Collected Revenue In Dollars, Remitted Naira – FG by Tolexander:
What we discussed today (Wednesday) was the responsibility of the ministers to ensure that whether those agencies have boards or not, those budgets are prepared and that the Ministry of Finance is going to sit down with the supervising ministers and the boards concerned where necessary, to go through their budgets and make sure that they are reasonable and that the costs are not inflated.

“We also discussed that in some cases, because some agencies have a track record and history of making sure that every naira they earned was spent, we will go in and audit agencies under Section 107 (cool of the Financial Regulations.
The boldened part is a good step in the right direction.

Scrutinize the budget of the various ministries and board to check excesses and remove the irrelevance in them, make sure they account for any penny spent and regulate their finances.
Tell me how money will be stolen in millions.

I have the believe Madam Kemi is going to perform excellently. Not having World Bank experience is nothing!
Romance › Re: "He Started Beating Me 4 Days After Paying My Dowry" by Tolexander: 8:01pm On Jan 06, 2016
BankoleCruise:
How much did he pay?
Before i go talk
no enormous the amount paid as bride price justifies maltreating one's wife sir!

Still wondering why we call the money paid by the groom dowry instead of bride price!
Na the bride dey pay dowry!
Politics › Re: Youths In Rivers Bury PDP In A Coffin (Photos) by Tolexander: 7:45pm On Jan 06, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
We can manage that of APC for now, because it is curable...
sentiment!
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Davido Buys His Daughter A Ferrar And He Spends Quality Time With Her by Tolexander: 7:41pm On Jan 06, 2016
icebebe:
smh
instead of shaking your head, why not shake hour body?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 (of 644 pages)