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Health › Re: Scientists Say Smelling farts Can Cure Some diseases. by Tolexander: 2:26pm On Jul 15, 2014
abdulslutsky: Iso! shocked
i wonder o!

Does that mean we should be going to the hospitals and start farting in the wards where there are patient for them to get healed, instead of praying for them?
Politics › Re: Gov. Nyako Impeached By Adamawa Assembly by Tolexander: 2:11pm On Jul 15, 2014
Gboliwe: I am sure the state doesn't lack good leaders. Chei! Who knows the kind of prayer the new man prayed to get to that position effortlessly?
no prayer in that, of course it's a game planned!
Politics › Re: BREAKING!!! Deeper Life Bans The Use Of Ipads During Service! by Tolexander:
According to Encomium
Weekly, the ban was placed a
few weeks back as a result of
church members who were
pretending that they were
reading the bible on their
devices but are actually
surfing the web, distracting
others and not paying
attention to the preaching
.
Ngakwe, a mod in politics section is one the culprits here.

While he's meant to be listening to the sermon in church, he will be closing thread, banning members, posting comments and replying mails from members on nairaland pretending to be reading bible.
Politics › Re: Gov. Nyako Impeached By Adamawa Assembly by Tolexander: 2:02pm On Jul 15, 2014
dekronik: Adamawa house of assembly fully PDP. All 25 members.
ya. The 3 APC members defected.
Politics › Re: Please Run Again: Pdp Reps Endorse Jonathan For Second Term by Tolexander: 1:51pm On Jul 15, 2014
Why won't they endorse him when his administration is a culture medium for corruption of any strand!
Politics › Re: Gov. Nyako Impeached By Adamawa Assembly by Tolexander: 1:47pm On Jul 15, 2014
dekronik: Speaker Umaru Fintiri to be sworn in as acting Governor for the next 3 months
PDP?
Politics › Re: Gov. Nyako Impeached By Adamawa Assembly by Tolexander: 1:41pm On Jul 15, 2014
Who's gonna be the next governor since the deputy has resigned?
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Adamawa Deputy Gov Resigns by Tolexander: 1:22pm On Jul 15, 2014
Bye!

Next?
Health › Re: Scientists Say Smelling farts Can Cure Some diseases. by Tolexander: 1:11pm On Jul 15, 2014
Not all fart. Cos some farts are so bad that if inhaled by pregnant women will surely kill the foetus in them. And what is the therapy in what kills fetus?

Nice research!
Little wonder none of us does get sick when i was in JSS1 when we used to go on fart competition, chasing our 'bad' teachers from class with fart.
Politics › Re: - by Tolexander: 12:39pm On Jul 15, 2014
Glad to see my brother back!
Welcome ilugun/gurman!
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday To Osaze by Tolexander: 7:22am On Jul 15, 2014
Happy birthday bro!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Donates 400 Bags Of Rice To Hausa Community In Imo State by Tolexander: 8:32pm On Jul 14, 2014
seanet02: Rice season
oryzacrazy or ricocrazy!
Politics › Re: I've Revealed The Sponsors Of Boko Haran To Jonathan - Sat Guru Maharaji by Tolexander:
After my visit to the villa, the
bombings stopped but
because those in government
did not continue to tap from
my spiritual grace, the
bombers returned. “Nigeria
belongs to all of us...
what is the problem with Sat Guru Maharaj Ji of recent?

He has been struggling with recognition!

Abi he self wan buy private jet ni?
Sports › Re: Stats Magic:the Facts And Figures To Remember From World Cup 2014 by Tolexander: 8:06pm On Jul 14, 2014
- Honduras have now played
nine games without a win at
the World Cup(D3 L6). They
have played more matches at
the World Cup without
winning than any other side
(New Zealand, El Salvador and
Bolivia – all six).
they aren't good in football, yet they fought football war with El Salvador.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Tolexander: 6:58pm On Jul 14, 2014
Missmossy: Hmmm doing what? Tell mecheesywink
na business things o!
Sports › Re: Messi Blames World Cupdefeat On Strikers by Tolexander: 6:58pm On Jul 14, 2014
rozayx5: thats why its called a team cool cool

no messi no higuain goal
no messi no knockout
no mascherano no finals
yes o bro!
Ya right!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Tolexander: 6:23pm On Jul 14, 2014
Missmossy: Security needs to be tightened. It is well. What ve u been up to?
i've been just on my own o.
Sports › Re: Messi Blames World Cupdefeat On Strikers by Tolexander: 6:21pm On Jul 14, 2014
rozayx5: nah wrong heading
another goal.com propaganda
messi try if no be am argentina would be gone since group stage
and if not for the presence of other players, they wouldn't pass the round of 16. Cos his goals ended in the group stage.
Romance › Re: Is It Wise For A Single Lady To Sleep Without Underwears? by Tolexander: 6:14pm On Jul 14, 2014
It is wrong cos of human incubus!
Health › Re: Heavily Pregnant Woman Jumps From Burning Storey Building To Save Her Life-photo by Tolexander: 5:08pm On Jul 14, 2014
ClintonNzedimma: 2 things were involved.Its either she is crazy or she was singing 'I believe i can fly'
learn to read before posting your comment!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Tolexander: 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2014
Missmossy: Abi naa its a nice state. May she have the place of her choice that is good. Saw the face of that supposed mad man who wanted to burn down a hall.

Is he sane?
i don't even know. I only saw the news here.
Culture › Re: Top 10 Yoruba Names You Never Guessed Were Arabic Names by Tolexander: 3:32pm On Jul 14, 2014
2prexios: the op is right about sunmola.
I have an uncle call Ismoila, but his mum call him sunmola /dmd/
I was thinking she meant another child of hers until I got to know.

meanwhile, sunmola happen to rhyme with sleeping on wealth in Yoruba.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Tolexander: 10:33am On Jul 14, 2014
Missmossy: Amen...thanks. She wants any state in the six main western state though. My mom is even from Osun and i know that joy flows there. It will be cool devoid of unnecessary chaos. Ife should be larger than ede rite?
ife is larger than osogbo!
Nice knowing ur mum is from my state.
But ur sister will need to have long legs cos of the chance of posting her in any of the states.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Tolexander: 10:26am On Jul 14, 2014
abdulslutsky: I am
no prob!
Done!
Sports › Re: Musa's Goal Makes Fifa's Top 10 World Cup Goals by Tolexander: 10:24am On Jul 14, 2014
Damyion: *hits ur head with slippers* you be bastard! U con run away for three days, no money for food. Thunder faya ur anus!
how i no go run away? When all you could do to make the family proud is to steal a slipper not even the pair. Wetin u wan do with a slipper?
Sports › Re: Musa's Goal Makes Fifa's Top 10 World Cup Goals by Tolexander: 8:33am On Jul 14, 2014
Damyion: Daddy, is that you?
yes our son!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Tolexander: 8:32am On Jul 14, 2014
abdulslutsky: very well then. Can I meet her? She needs to start taking care of your younger bro cheesy
sure, if you are really serious with it!
We are of one family.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by Tolexander: 8:30am On Jul 14, 2014
Missmossy: Thats good. I want my sister to be posted to Osun state for her service. She'd even be close to my brother.
may the wish be granted if your wish is her wish!
Ede has one of the best camps and Osun is relatively peaceful
Sports › Re: Musa's Goal Makes Fifa's Top 10 World Cup Goals by Tolexander: 8:23am On Jul 14, 2014
bregeard: :lol u wrong,kalu Uche scored twice in a world cup match also nd dat was before musa
Uche Kalu didn't score twice in a world cup match. He only scored twice in a world cup tournament.
Against Greece and South Korea in South Africa 2010.
Sports › Re: Musa's Goal Makes Fifa's Top 10 World Cup Goals by Tolexander: 7:58am On Jul 14, 2014
dytbabe: angry angry


angry angry
pele!
Sports › Re: Messi Blames World Cupdefeat On Strikers by Tolexander: 7:42am On Jul 14, 2014
More like Messi blamed world cup final defeat on Higuain and Palacios!

Why didn't he score like he did against Bosnia & Herzegovina and Iran?

Why did he balloon the free kick towards the end of the match instead of converting it like he did against Nigeria?

Noone wants to be responsible for the joint failure but wants to be the sole claimer of team success!
Sports › Re: Germany "The First European Ever To Win World Cup In South America Soil" Congrat by Tolexander: 7:29am On Jul 14, 2014
Brazil also is the first and only South American to win the Fifa world cup held in Europe, Sweden '58. Hence on qualm!

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