₦airaland Forum

VIRGINlabia:
Mumu dey your blood, Iyanya wasn't the one carrying the avala abi akwara of a lady

mumu is your surname

amaniro:
Totolex

how far bro

What is “Toto” doing in that my name?

See how she looks like a Barbie doll

One of the African greatest musicians

The first Nigerian nominated for a Grammy award and the first nominated twice.

The day I started respecting this great musician was the day President William Jefferson “Bill” Clinton (POTUS) came to Nigeria in 2001 and referenced Sunny Ade.

So easy to destroy, but very hard to build.

Well, this part of the world enjoys destroying, but we have little intelligence producing.

Take these okada to workshops and let our engineers and artisans study them and come up with something productive.

Officialgarri:
I don't think anyone should be concerned about the cloth inscription. Rather, we should be concerned about the flabby boobs in the last picture.

Asides the withered breast, how will it have stretchmarks above it like a crown?


I once had an encounter with a benue girl with this kind of boobs and I can categorically tell you it is the worst sensation.... It's like sucking a slice bread

My advice for guys is you can go ahead to flatten a breast but I'll never recommended you marry a lady with such breasts.... Else, you will cheat

Can’t you just allow the boobs to continue resting in peace?

Policemen are killing the citizens.
Soldiers are killing the citizens
Custom officers have started their own killing
Remains the airforce and naval officers

realestniggah:
Wasn't wande coal successful enough when he was under don Jazzy?.. Since heeft Don Jazzy how many hit have we had from him.. Even his relevance in the music industry have declined. Wande cola would probably be the number one artist in mavin now if he was still there

Wande coal had reached his limit before leaving Mavin. How many hit was he having during his last phase in Mavin?

Music career is not a career that last till eternity. All musicians have their peak and they will always back down later.
Where are all the musicians we cherished those days?

Wande Coal has a successful career locally, but did he go global?
During his time in music, how many musicians had we? Definitely he was the rave of the moment. Even if he is still in Mavin, nothing will change, his time is off

myfan:
What happened to Iyanya's music career?

The career was evicted like Avala from BBN

realestniggah:
These artists you mentioned were really big to big to begin with.. They were not A list artist. Non of them can go outside Nigeria to headline a show.. But D banj can.. And probably still can. You see this music this, hardwork and talent would take you far.. D banj had these qualities just bad management going forward since leaving Don Jazzy.

Yinmu, D’banj started having problem with Don Jazzy when he planned going international.
So Wande Coal also didn’t have that criteria?

Iyanya has seen a waist. All he wants is her waist

realestniggah:
Don Jazzy knows the business of music

Only God knows how far d banj would have gone if he stuck with him

Yinmu.

Dbanj’s junior in Mo Hits Dr Sid, K Switch and D Prince. How far have they gone?
The first crops in Mavin, how far with them?

One of my favorite musicians

Boringdraw1:
Nothing special


Pickin way go soon start to fight with him mother. Women are very difficult set of people to be with.

Go and settle with your mum.

subtlemee:
Somebody should wake this pastor up from his slumber to go and treat malaria

Can someone confirm if Latter Rain Ministry had their holy communion today?

Probably the wine used for the holy communion Pastor Bakare took was exchanged for Vino tinto. Or one of his boys in the protocol unit has mistakenly added canabis to his drink.

Jombom:
Emi no ni oko o !
Mo ti de.

iye na da

Olorun a se yi ni ore ara yin pe o.

Feranmicharless:
Some cows were killed by lightning bolt in Ifedore Local government, Ijare Ondo State today.

It all started from several warnings by the indigenes to the cattle rearers, but they were adamant.

The inhabitants went ahead to report to the Ifa priest that they've been seeing some Cow grazing in their "shrines bush" and the Ifa priest warned them not to go there again.

To everyone's surprise, all the cows that went grazing were killed by Thunder today.

The ifa priest, Who took the below pics by himself was asked if the cows can be eaten, and he boldly said "If anyone's touches the dead cows, such person will face same fate as the cows".

Source: I was at the scene(Following a call my mum received from her office)

please be careful with anything you post on social media, most especially when it concerns cow.

Don’t post what will make our president, PMB, to order the pilot to make a U turn back home on his journey to New York.

Don Jazzy is fast changing the face of Nigerian music with his boys, Johnny Drille and Rema.

11 different players scored in the match with Seychelles players scoring 6 goals apiece.

Little wonder!

The match was 17 South African players against 5 Seychellois

Lamanii22:
Omode o mo Ogun, o kpe lefo

a da fun o

Ori re o kan ke.

Oko re lo ma fe
O ko ni si ile ya

J111333:
This is simply a medical condition and will be corrected at hospital. Wake up, there's nothing like African juju.

you wanna tell me about penis captivus?

A pikin no know medicine, e call am vegetable

Girlieo:
Please
Who can translate this Yoruba word to a correct and meaningful English language.

''Aisinibe laibawondasi''.

absentee has no responsibility

Thank God he now has a certificate to cover up for the HND he doesn’t possess

The boy asked a stupid question.

But most times, stupid questions are always directed to stupid people.

madridguy:
The man is the most handsome minister in Baba Buhari cabinet....

A big lie!

Aregbesola is more handsome.
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senatordave1:
Tolexander,say something

i can’t say anything o, since the court has spoken

Sakamaje

iPhoneRepairer:
Kind gesture coming from him. Onyeama for president.

Geoffery Onyeama May be a nice man anyway.

But I noticed one thing about our politicians while leaving the country and outside Nigeria they are always so nice and act a perfect gentleman, most especially inside the plane.
Perhaps they are afraid of plane crash and want to get to heaven with a last minute good work

If you think average Nigerian ladies are dumb, South African ladies are far worse

The insect wey dey attack vegetable resides in the vegetable

happybee:
Èn lè o..
Agba awo...

o se o

Orunmila a gbe o o

It is believed the husband of the woman must have used 'magun' an African concoction used by a man on his wife to catch her incase she's cheating on him.

This is a thunderbolt!

The man probably concocted dog’s pen!s( cut while mating), cashew gum and some other traditional ingredients which I can’t mention here. Soaked in the concoction, a thin dry ewedu stem (used in making jute), laid across the passage for the woman to cross.