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Sports › Re: Okorocha Rewards Four Imo-born Eaglets With Cash And Property by Tolexander: 11:32pm On Nov 13, 2013
berem: Rochas has done well by rewarding them for their excellent performance. Other governors should do the same too especially the northern governors to reward their indigent players.
to me, i don't really see this as a good idea.

The 4 players didnt play all alone in the team. I think they should all be collectively hosted by the state goverment(s) and showered with cash to foster unity among them and nigeria as a whole.
Sports › Re: FIFA Invites Nigerian U-17 Stars,iheanacho And Alampasu To Ballon D’or In Zurich by Tolexander: 11:18pm On Nov 13, 2013
Make dem no go o!

Maybe FIFA has deviced a new method to detect the real human age using the ballon d'or as a bait to trick Kelechi Iheanacho and Dele Alampasu to come for the test.
Sports › Re: FIFA Invites Nigerian U-17 Stars,iheanacho And Alampasu To Ballon D’or In Zurich by Tolexander: 11:15pm On Nov 13, 2013
Golden Eaglets’ duo of striker
Kelechi Iheanacho and
goalkeeper Dele Alampasu have
been invited by world’s football
ruling body, FIFA as part of
dignitaries to witness the annual
Ballon d’Or to be hosted in Zurich
next year.
FIFA noted that the duo who
emerged on top of the honours’
rack at the just concluded FIFA
U-17 World Cup in the UAE have
been chosen to be part of the
select crowd that would witness
the gala for winning the Adidas
Golden Ball Award and Golden
Gloves Award on the wings of
Nigeria’s record fourth World Cup
trophy.
“On behalf of FIFA, I would like to
congratulate you once again on
winning the Adidas Golden Ball
Award (Iheanacho); Golden
Gloves (Alampasu) at this year’s
FIFA’s U-17 World Cup in the
United Arab Emirates for the best
player of the tournament,” wrote
Sandra Marfurt, Head of Special
Events and Guest Management.
“We would like to end this
successful year with you and
your companion as our guests of
honour at the annual FIFA Ballon
d’Or gala at the Zurich
Kongresshaus on Monday, 13
January 2014.”
“I considered this as blessing
from God and a privilege to be
invited by FIFA to witness the
presentation of the awards to
the best players,” said Iheanacho
in a statement made available to
P.M.NEWS Sports by the Media
Officer of the Eaglets, Morakinyo
Abodunrin.
Equally elated was Alampasu:”I’m
so happy with the invitation from
FIFA and I have to thank God for
this recognition.”
print
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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Uploads New Pictures With Dreadlock by Tolexander: 11:11pm On Nov 13, 2013
Majek fashek!
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 10:53pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=Itoroetti ]Decieve urself.who are u decieving?what is there abt installing an ordinary e-book in a chinese ipad?
Why don't u look for what to else say?
So u mean the opon imo can't enable internet connection?u too much jare,clap for ur legs[/quote]i am not welcoming comment out of ignorance bro!
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 10:38pm On Nov 13, 2013
theoctopus: He is making real sense.

There is so much fraud in that Opon Imo project. The first one I will mention is the claim that he is saving 8.6 billion that would have been used to buy 56 textbooks for 17 subjects for about 150, 000 students SSCE. This is so fraudulent
bro, try not being mono-directional in your thinking and logic!

1. SSCE students preparing for WAEC or NECO do not do 17 subjects each. They choose about 8 or 10 subjects to do.
how about having more than 1 textbooks for a subject?

2. Each subject normally has one textbook. You dont need more than one text for example, for chemistry. Even if you were to have 2 textbooks per subject, a student will still have less than 20 textbooks.
says who?
When i was in senior secondary school, i had more than 25 textbooks for a class. You can't just come here to impose your logic and reasoning and make it universal.

3. Some subjects like English have very cheap textbooks.
what about other subjects that have am expensive textbooks?
Moreover, why would you talk as if you knew the total number of english textbooks in the the nigerian market with their prices?

So there is no way Osun state would have required 8.6 billion to buy textbooks for students preparing for SSCE, yearly. This is where he set the stage up for fraud.
your reasoning and logic lack substantial fact to back it up man.
Try another thing! Moreover, in order not to spend that amount on textbooks, hence the reason for settling for opon imo.

Also, it is actually incredible to insinuate that he will have to buy the same books yearly for the next set of students. Why in the world will Osun state have to do that? Are they insinuating the student will destroy them after use? These students dont need to take the textbooks home since they wont be needing it after they graduate that year. At least, most of them wont be needing it. So the calculation is completely fraudulent. If the government where to provide text books, the textbooks would be placed in a library so the students can access it and when they graduate, he next set of students can then use it.

Th whole project was setup as a scam from day one.
you need to understand there is a difference between 1. running a free education by giving out free textbooks to students and 2. stocking the library.
Free textbooks entails giving the pupils the textbooks to use at their convenient time at school and at home.
Stocking the library only gives the pupil the access to textbooks during the school hours only, except they are boarders and 90% of the osun state's schools aren't.

Let's be reasonable. How will many textbooks packed in the bag everyday to school by under 18 pupils and from school last?
You wanna claim you were a neat guy in your secondary school days?
For how long will that continue for the textbooks to become spoilt?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Commits Suicide After Telling Congregation That God Was Not Hearing Him by Tolexander: 10:02pm On Nov 13, 2013
"I try to pray but I don't feel
like God is
hearing me," Parker said to
his
congregation "I try to serve
but I don't feel
like God is using me. And
there are times in
your life when God purposely
withdraws
from you,
smart man!

He had to kill himself so that if could go to meet him and talk to God face to face.
Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Tolexander: 9:57pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=Lil'Barbie Boo]Tolexander, i dey greet oooooooooooooooooooo cheesy[/quote]with my chest in confluence with the floor, i dey answer o!
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 9:47pm On Nov 13, 2013
mcmaurice20: Am servin in osun...no opon imo here... just distributed to less than 100 students in d whole state..
please try to make sense!
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 9:44pm On Nov 13, 2013
ngozievergreen:
Is the Internet only for po.rn tnz? U don cast yourself.

.

Are u saying the benefactors in osun state cannot use their tabs to download po.rn?
Is installation of internet impossible in opon IMO tablets? opon Imo or not, can u swear Osun peepz don't download porn and watch with their fones or other devices?
Don't think childishly .
Just acknowledge peter obi did a better job
guess you are feeling Hot today or something of that nature?

I mentioned music, games and por.n, but you were only able to snap the Por.n to your cerebral film.

Better engage the service of that man next door to service that your libido if you can't help yourself.
Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Tolexander: 9:33pm On Nov 13, 2013
kaeyame: Tolex dear, for your eyes only grin
wao!

I gat no simile to qualify the hot legs
nor a metaphor to quantify the sexy legs.

Call me oliver twist, i won't mind, just to see the weight carried by and on the hot sexy legs that got me hypnotised throughout the church service this evening.
Fashion › Re: Simply Gorgeous!! Check-out Mercy Aigbe Dazzling Ankara Outfit!! by Tolexander: 9:09pm On Nov 13, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lol, abi ooo.....
na so ooo.....
Fashion › Re: Simply Gorgeous!! Check-out Mercy Aigbe Dazzling Ankara Outfit!! by Tolexander: 9:07pm On Nov 13, 2013
Fynestboi: lmao na u ooo
and you ooo
Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Tolexander: 5:45pm On Nov 13, 2013
kaeyame: Tolex dear, for your eyes only grin
Jesus christ!

Am in the church for now. I must comment.
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 8:50am On Nov 13, 2013
taharqa: LAME!!! .... The 1st tin you shld hv done was to disprove d figures the lady gave, then you may then Rant verbosely as usual...
boy, i hadn't insulted you the other time before you started crying.
Don't let me deal with you!
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 8:37am On Nov 13, 2013
warrior01: It means 'Slate Of Corruption'.
i see how wise you are.

Is slate of corruption an igbo language?
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Tolexander: 8:13am On Nov 13, 2013
Danhumprey: Why are u wicked like this? angry
leaving you to enjoy your fantasy isn't wickedness bro!
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 7:57am On Nov 13, 2013
Na who fit translate 'opon imo' to Igbo language to me?
Education › Re: Obi Distribute Laptops & Printers To Anambra Schools by Tolexander: 7:56am On Nov 13, 2013
Controversy: One of the reason i love Peter Obi. More action less noise
Compare 22,500 laptops plus 1400 printer with Osun state 3600 Opom Imo fraud
•22,500 laptops plus 1400 printer = 2.65billion
•3,600 Opom Imo ipad = 8.6billion
Aregbesola is a fraudster but his gullible supporters will never admit it
i would have gone into entering a pair of trousers of argument with you but your handle detered me!

But just to clear the controversy and bring you into the gathering of knowledge.

'opon imo is a tab given to the secondary pupils in osun state. It has all the textbooks needed by this pupils installed on it so as to save them from carrying the textbooks around and also the government on purchase textbooks annually to distribute freely to them.

'opon imo' has no internet connection to download games, porn, music, etc which may distract the attention of these pupils like the laptop Obi is giving out.
Celebrities › Re: Chilling In The Private Jet With Peter Okoye by Tolexander: 7:53am On Nov 13, 2013
hammedkola: Thank you ma brother...I know you 'll be wondering where am I?, well...I was the one that took the shot grin grin
fantastic!

You took the shot on his instagram page?
Politics › Re: Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon Mourns Ex ASUU President With Big Grammar by Tolexander: 7:29am On Nov 13, 2013
Elueme: Obahiagbon should know that the essence of language is communication. If you are not connecting communicating with your audience then the essence is defeated irrespective of the vocabulary. In as much as I appreciate his grammar, I beseech him to be more simple inorder to communicate with the masses. My 2cents!
leave obahiagbon alone for the comic relief, though i understand there is a bridge between him and communication.

Moreover, those boring us with communication in their words, what has been the effect on the economy and the state of the nation?

I don't believe in having homogeneous characters in a place as it is the begining of boredom, but the heterogeneity in which different types of craziness are displayed like the museum of antiquities!
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Tolexander: 7:19am On Nov 13, 2013
Danhumprey: Oh Stephanie! My beautiful bride-to-be. She how beautiful you look. I hope you get to look even more beautiful on our wedding day.


#if this is a dream,then please,don't wake me up! embarassed
nobody will definitely wake you up, but your wet trouser will surely wake you up after the first honey moon with her.
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Tolexander: 7:16am On Nov 13, 2013
Danhumprey: Lol@grow young,instead of grow old. grin


By the way,I heard women never age. How true? Please,advise. angry
dem dey age like rock of ages o!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Govt Is The “first Internet-age Presidency” Nigeria Ever Had - Abati by Tolexander: 2:49am On Nov 13, 2013
Jmain: Go and digest the article to correct your misgivings.

You prolly did not get the thrust of the thread . . . .
Oh sorry!
I forgot to clear your post quoted just to save me from the stress of scrolling down.

Neither is 'well said' a meaningful contribution boy!
Romance › Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by Tolexander: 1:51am On Nov 13, 2013
kaeyame: Please, where is Tolexander's pics??
oh!

I uploaded it and discovered that Seun and Mukina had waylaid it and kidnapped it on the way!
I will surely upload another one ma!
Moreover, i missed your picture o!
Politics › Re: Nairaland & Nigeria. Which Is Better. by Tolexander: 1:43am On Nov 13, 2013
Nairaland should have been a microcosm of nigeria but the site comprises of the nigerians and the nigerians in diaspora while the nation consists of the citizen excluding the diasporans
Education › Re: STRIKE UPDATES: Union Leaders Already Converging In Kano To Formalise Strike Cal by Tolexander:
In further affirmation of of
Kano venue of ASUU congress,
a former ASUU President, Mr.
Festus Iyayi enroute to ASUU
national congress in Kano was
involved in a ghastly auto-
accident and died instantly
when Kogi State Governor’s
convoy rammed to him
according to UK base media,
Sahara reporters.
May his soul rest in peace.
na the person wey die, na e own hang. Just a minute silence is the honour for him!

Why just flying around just to call off the strike?
Met with the president in Abuja, dispersed to their various schools, converging again in Kano to announce result like inec!

The devil behind the strike is definitely working for the strike to end in january!
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Tolexander: 1:20am On Nov 13, 2013
adaobi123: Some fine wine. I hope I can look this hot when I hit my 30/40s cheesy
madam, you wanna grow young?

Thought you hit your golden jubilee 10years ago?
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Releases New Photos, Look, She Is Still Cute! by Tolexander: 1:18am On Nov 13, 2013
Cute!

What she's lacking in the breasts, she's having in abundance in facial beauty!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Govt Is The “first Internet-age Presidency” Nigeria Ever Had - Abati by Tolexander:
“There is no doubt
that the Jonathan Presidency
is effectively the first Internet-
age presidency that Nigerians
have had
abati was only corroborating what Labaran Maku said pre 2011 election,
[color=crimson]'i want to thank You President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for bringing facebook to nigeria'[/color] -labaran maku
Fashion › Re: Simply Gorgeous!! Check-out Mercy Aigbe Dazzling Ankara Outfit!! by Tolexander: 12:59am On Nov 13, 2013
She looks Gorgeously gorgeous in this style!

At least, nobody will see her K-legs apart from people that had already known!

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