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Education › Re: Iyayi Killed By Wada's Convoy by Tolexander: 10:07pm On Nov 12, 2013
Wada should be charged for man slaughter!
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 9:52pm On Nov 12, 2013
viktuur: It's NOT Sucide,its facing your fears, Its conquering your limitations, its becoming UNLIMITED!, its all about instilling this virtues.
This has been our greatest undoing as Nigerians,We talk, we shout,we threaten but we never ACT! If half of Nairalanders do what we SAY,we are enough to CHANGE Nigeria, but we are always afraid of being Shot, arrested, molested, denied abandoned, laughed-at......
DARE yourself SKYDIVE with us either here in Nigeria or Dubai
TEXT "SKYDIVE to 35140 for INFO(charges applicable)
we are doing it FORNAIJA.com
I have done it. check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A37jsfo4dKc
boss, i hail o!
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 9:50pm On Nov 12, 2013
[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]and how is suicide going to help us[/quote]not suicidal bro!
Its all fun!
In the superb word of my boss(OP), am leaving you
[color=crimson]Danger is REAL, fear is in d
mind![/color]
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 9:46pm On Nov 12, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Why Evulz sad

https://9jaolofofo.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wpid-2916114633_94db1194a51.jpg

am not speaking evil bro!

What i was trying to say is that nigeria will definitely be better than the present situation nigellus was pointing out.
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 9:42pm On Nov 12, 2013
kaeyame: Oh! The adrenaline, at the initial jump, the rush of the wind! Then the screaming "tolex, pull the chute"...
Oh, the peace, hanging there motionless...
Diving together, in happiness and joy!!!
you didn't tell me that you are better than me in this game?
I doff my fedora cap!
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 9:10am On Nov 12, 2013
Vivly: I'm waiting
like am waiting to see what you PMed me?
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 9:09am On Nov 12, 2013
[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]


Tah
kposh kposh

In This Nigeria...
Even Ur planes are Crashing
I laugh Ur face..
Supposing U had the planes or d money for parashoot..

U will just die n If u survive..
Anllah Igbobi must to reject U
angry


[/quote]i definitely have the believe that nigeria won't continue like this.
Am very optimistic about the future.
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander:
kaeyame: Hmmm! Tolexander dearie, I fantasize doing that with you
ok dearie!

In the jet of love at the speed surpassing that of light in trillion times,
I'm taking you to the sky,
Taking you to an high place.
Not like how satan took Jesus to the high place for temptation
but,
How Elijah was ascended to the high place in a chariot of fire for transformation.
On the high place, there we stand on to view our colourful world and look down on the earth's tribulations.
There we jump down suspended in the atmosphere of peace, tranquility and serenity by the parachute of affection binding you and i together.
Toss right, left, back, front, centre in happiness and joy.


Alas!
Waking up to realise am in the middle of fantasy, skydiving with you!
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 7:39am On Nov 12, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Tolex, do you skydive? undecided

ya bro!
I'm into skydiving!

I will definitely post my pictures in skydiving kit and in action like my boss(OP) has done.

It's a fun but i guess you don't really fancy it?
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 7:08am On Nov 12, 2013
[size=20pt]Video-80yr old
woman skydiving
goes wrong[/size]


Last May, Laverne Everett decided
to celebrate her 80th birthday by
going skydiving but things
quickly went wrong when it was
time to jump. In the video she
seemed reluctant to jump by
holding on to the airplane’s door,
but the instructor appeared to
force her to let go of her hands
and they finally jumped. But
things got worse for the 80yr
old, the upper harness came off
with Laverne holding on to her
instructor for her life. They both
survived and landed safely. In a
recent interview with the 80yr
old she said her next dare devil
stunt is to go race car driving.
That is one brave woman.
click here to watch the video
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander:
[size=20pt]Skydiving Nigeria:
Tandem Skydive,
Drop Zones & Guide
[/size]


Lets start by being honest, we
have not got around to writing
this Nigeria skydiving page yet
– sorry! It is worth noting that
Nigeria sits at 101 on
SkydiveWorldwide.com most
popular countries to skydive.
Although we have not written
this page yet check out below if
there are any articles about
skydiving in Nigeria.
We do not intend to publish
awful auto-generated content
that pretends we know about
skydiving in Nigeria, instead we
will only publish real
information that is well
researched or written by
experts. Of course what you
are reading is auto-generated
but we are being honest about
it so hopefully you will forgive
us.
On average we publish 30 new
pages each month on
SkydiveWorldwide.com. Our
intention is to be a great
resource about skydiving
worldwide which is used by
fellow skydivers. If you a writer
and a skydiver and would like
to write about skydiving
destinations like this Nigeria
skydive page then please send
us a write up – if we like your
style we may take you on as a
paid writer.
We would like to work closely
with skydive companies by
posting blogs about skydiving
day trips and courses and of
course about skydiving
holidays in Nigeria. Please get
in touch if you own or work for
a skydiving company as I am
sure we can work together to
help promote your business
either for free or through one
of our paid options.

http://skydiveworldwide.com/nigeria/
Sports › Re: What Is SKYDIVING? Where Is The ORIGIN? by Tolexander: 6:40am On Nov 12, 2013
[size=20pt]1st EVER SKYDIVING
EVENT in #NIGERIA
is here!
[/size]

[color=crimson]follow
@9jaSkyDiver on
Twitter for updates[/color],
Vote your CITY to Host Hurry!
just TEXT "'SKYDIVE (space)
your City' to 35140. E.g
"Skydive Ibokun" to 35140
Education › Re: 20 Of D 28 Chapters Supports D Suspension Of D ASUU Strike by Tolexander: 4:58am On Nov 12, 2013
We are waiting for OAU's outcome. What is their resolution?
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet TB Joshua Prophesy About Explosion, Crash And Death Coming Soon. by Tolexander: 4:43am On Nov 12, 2013
Thirdly on 2015
elections, he said Nigeria can
never break or divide as
widely speculated, that the
bond holding Nigeria cannot
be broken by any person, but
rather top/high ranking
people-say politicians would
be broken (be killed), infact he
said about 50% or more of
the present crop of leaders
would be eliminated b4 2015,
thats a form of the revolution
he sees,
not necessarily arm
revolution.
i very love the boldened part!
Sports › Re: Italy Names Squad For Nigeria Friendly by Tolexander: 4:03am On Nov 12, 2013
Mario balloteli is our brother in-law, he won't harm nigeria if we can use obafemi martins as our striker.
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Tolexander: 8:41pm On Nov 11, 2013
Vivly: cheesy you chop creze this nite
only if creze dey the food you gave me as dinner.
grin
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Honours Bill Gate With CFR by Tolexander: 8:36pm On Nov 11, 2013
Hope it isn't going to be an honour in absentia, cos we know how they always bye pass us o!
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Tolexander: 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2013
Vivly: Why are some girls scared to post their pic here!!!!!
you dey compete with crayon pack in your picture?
I'm reserving my comment !
cheesy
Education › Re: ASUU Meetings Update: UNILAG, UI, Othersvoted In Congresses To Call Off Strike by Tolexander: 8:06pm On Nov 11, 2013
What is the resolution of Oba Awon University(OAU)?
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Tolexander: 8:00pm On Nov 11, 2013
kaeyame: Let me hide my face from NL guys
don't show your face o!

I don't trust afam o!
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Tolexander: 7:55pm On Nov 11, 2013
Nairaland gat pretty gurls o!

Some just carry face show for us like obituary picture. Let us see your physiques, curves and legs!
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by Tolexander: 7:47pm On Nov 11, 2013
Abu Mikey:

I got them tongue

na wetin you gat?

Seems i've been missing the shows here!
Romance › Re: Birthday Gift That A Guy Would Really Appreciate by Tolexander:
I need not saying what i like cos it's a norm for the nigerian gurls to give 250naira singlet and boxer pants as a birthday gift to the guys
Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal Signed To Db Records Dbanj's Record Label by Tolexander: 4:46pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=m.dee]If dis is true ehn,omo e go pain Don jazzy o.[/quote]if you know what wande knows, you will like it!
Sports › Re: Davido With World Cup Winning Eaglets by Tolexander: 4:25pm On Nov 11, 2013
tomakint: Actually, you are the 'Real Drummer Boy'! You have eyes but cannot see....now open those squinty eyes of yours and SEE that those boys are the youngest set of U-17 we had ever paraded in the history of this competition, except you are a 'foreigner' undecided
only God knows when he's going to settle the rift and congenital misunderstanding between you and understanding.

How does the youngest set of U17 correlates with some of the boys older than 17?
Nairaland General › Re: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Tolexander: 9:13am On Nov 11, 2013
Abu Mikey:

How are you feeling now? smiley





Arsenal haven't won a trophy since Nairaland,Facebook and Twitter were created undecided

so arsenal's last trophy old pass nairaland and facebook?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Lionel Messi Sidelined For Two Months With Hamstring Injury by Tolexander(op): 8:54am On Nov 11, 2013
Lionel Messi has been ruled out for up to eight weeks after suffering a hamstring injury in Barcelona's 4-1 win over Real Betis on Sunday night.

Messi limped off after less than half-an-hour and could be absent for up to two months after scans revealed the full extent of the problem in his left hamstring.

The Argentinian playmaker will miss the upcoming international friendlies against Ecuador and Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Barcelona have already qualified from the group stages of the UEFA Champions League, but Messi will be absent for a number of La Liga matches.

The world player of the year has been hampered by hamstring issues and also damaged his left one earlier in the season and then the right one at the end of September.

A club statement read: "According to the club's medical services, the tests taken on Monday morning by Leo Messi have confirmed that the player has suffered a torn muscle in the femoral biceps of his left leg.

"The approximate time he will be out is between six and eight weeks.

"The first part of his recovery will take place in Barcelona and the second, in Buenos Aires."

Barca team-mate Cesc Fabregas has pulled out of the Spain squad after he also sustained a knee injury against Betis.

Fabregas netted twice before being withdrawn and Spain boss Vicente del Bosque has decided to rest him for friendlies with Equatorial Guinea and South Africa.

Defender Marc Bartra, another Barcelona player, has been drafted in to replace Fabregas and the 22-year-old will be hoping for his first senior cap.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12040/9021196/la-liga-injured-lionel-messi-sidelined-for-two-months-with-hamstring-problem
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!! Yippieeeeeeeeeee by Tolexander: 8:22am On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=#me@]Wooooow.
Thank God[/quote]happy brightday bro!
Sports › Re: Mikel And Victor Moses Nominated For BBC African Footballer Of The Year Award by Tolexander: 8:16am On Nov 11, 2013
Dont be suprised if Pitriopa wins BBC.

I forsee mikel obi winning it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Man Nails Own Testicles In Protest Against Crackdown On Political Rights by Tolexander: 7:49am On Nov 11, 2013
Ti epon ba baje, ti elepon ni n da!
Romance › Re: What Do You Guys Think Of Girls Who Wear Anklets (ankle Bracelet) Cool Or Not? by Tolexander: 6:53am On Nov 11, 2013
Vivly: Check your spam box joor
am very serious o. I didn't see it in both inbox and spam.
Romance › Re: What Do You Guys Think Of Girls Who Wear Anklets (ankle Bracelet) Cool Or Not? by Tolexander: 5:55am On Nov 11, 2013
Dannylux: PM gini? huh

This is why I have trust issues sad
ok!

No PM o!

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