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She disclosed that the evil
father defiled his three-
year-old child while
changing her pampers,
adding that the father, after
committing the crime,
claimed that his wife, who
might have raised the
alarm, was mad.

seeing the veegee of a 3year old daughter and the sexual urge was so stimulated that he ended up dipping his rod into it!

The way some men behaves on seeing anything pusssy/hole baffles, to the extent that the holes in the tiger blades aren't spared.

“We would not mind to be in
the same group with
Nigeria. They defeated us in
1994 and they have a great
team now again.

well, to err is human!

Nigeria never played spain in USA '94 but France '98 where we defeated spain by 3 goals to 2 which was our first match in the tournament.

By SaharaReporters, New York
Nigeria’s President, Goodluck
Jonathan, has reportedly
remained hospitalized at an
undisclosed London hospital
to which he was taken early
today [color=crimson]after complaining of
chronic stomach pain[/color].

just a chronic stomach pain and can't stay in abuja hospital to recieve treatment!
Later some follow follow guys will come here shouting #fresh air#
SMH! for them.

Well, it is a prayer. All those involved in personalizing the national cake should end up in ailment!

Mindependent: I'm pretty sure he won't deny me because I know he secretly desires me and also my boyfriend does not have to know

I just really need it right now, I've tried my best but I guess I'm not going to be getting girlfriend of the year award

there is nothing wrong in calling a platonic friend to service your libido if the consent is mutual between both of you!

Danhumprey: No. Na puff-puff.

puff-puff?
Am suspecting you are the genesis of the puff-puff in her o!

D sage: You need to get laid

by who 0?

If this thread hits the homepage, then mine also should!
https://www.nairaland.com/1370435/among-these-three-guys-wore

Former governor Muazu who
the president
has now nominated to chair
the Pensions
Commission was accused by
the EFCC of
embezzling millions of naira
belonging to
Bauchi state when he served
as governor of
the state between 1999-2007.
During the heat of the EFCC’s
investigations against him,
Muazu left the
country for some time. When
he returned,
there were reports that the
EFCC had
cleared him of wrongdoing.

why has President Goodluck Jonathan passionately dedicated himself to punish the Pensioners through the appointments of people of controversial personalty! Abdulrasheed Maina is still fresh in our memory and nothing has been done on it.

To come to this conclusion,
Rouillon spent a decade and a
half measuring the changes in
bosoms of hundreds of
women- between the ages of
18 and 35 using a slide rule
and caliper at the Centre
Hospitalier Universitaire in
Besançon.

experiment indeed!

Or what kinda experiment involves measuring the breasts of hundreds of females. How i wish am employed to do this!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Jail a thief and hang a molester. They make the world psychologically worse[/quote]

Linus Ikeji: No, it's not for a movie & it's not photoshopped cos Genevieve Nnaji shared this pic herself on Instagram.
Look well at her belly. Can you see it? Shey na belle abi na puff puff too?

Source: http://linusikeji..com/2013/11/is-that-baby-bump-in-genevieve-nnajis.html

that bump you dey see no be baby bump. Na akpu and ishi-ewu bump!

Even CS!

AKUNWATA1: @ADEPOJUT HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR JIHADISTS LIKE DEMDEM, TOLEXANDER, OMENKA AND NAIRALAND Buhari'S FOOT SOLDIERS ON HERE

you dey craze!

Am a christian and more religious than you are!

This is unfair o!
She doesn't do internet browsing!

Exactly how they came to kidnap our speaker's wife!

Am gonna be missing the advert 'Yinka oba foam, the most durable, unbeatable and alopepepe foam'!

Oluwatola5: Are you thinking what i am thinking

maybe we have a common mind!
Moreover, we are both nigerians, so that 'thought' is bound to exist in us

israel tob: please i need help on this. I don chop early morning slap for this abd i no wan reply the person yet. I dey wait for him broda to come and talk to her. I just dey do good boy, greeted this girl and asked her how are u doing this morning? Meanwhile she is just 2yrs older not even up to 2 self, and d next thing na slap for my dirty face. Hmmmmmmmmm, nkan beeeee.

i'm pretty sure this slap never happened!

There is nothing bad in greeting an elder how are you!

Sometimes, it isn't the content of the words but the accompanying effects and characters shown.

The most 'considered' polite word, ''i'm sorry", can be rude at times considering the kind of character shown by the person saying it.

Guess you are a yoruba boy cos yoruba elders don't take anything respect with levity. Considering you with the way you described the lady telling us she's even not up to 2years older, am pretty sure you said the 'how are you' out of disrespect that warranted the correction.

ckkris: Owen and Rooney joined England's national team early.

both were playing a top flight football in liverpool unlike most of these guys in the academy that are not fully professional.

[quote author=nnenna.1]Recommendations are necessary, but not sufficient.

Necessary being the operative word.[/quote]sure!
There is a place for recommendation and a place for acceptance and appointment.
If there wasn't a recommendation, there wouldn't be acceptance and appointment.
What am saying is the guy shouldn't come here and make things be like GEJ imposed the guy on the organisation.

[quote author=nnenna.1]I'd wager that it is much harder to be the World Bank President than it is to be ICAO President.

The politics involved cannot be compared.[/quote]sure!

Was trying to let the guy know that the alpha and the omega of the man's appointment isn't as the result of the presidential and ministry's recommendation and supports. Cos same were given to Dr Okonjo Iweala!

[quote author=nnenna.1]I'd wager that it is much harder to be the World Bank President than it is to be ICAO President.

The politics involved cannot be compared.[/quote]

Picture of the suspect
https://www.osundefender.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/KILLA.png
hope this won't turn to another protest like it was in india few weeks ago!

Some teachers are just so wicked with beating. Some pupils are so fragile and can do something suicidal when beaten, reason why i don't support this kind of punishment!

I remember those primary school days when i used to have a beating teacher always centering his beating on me. A friend told me i would faint if i put a bean each in my armpits when beaten. I tried it to school and to my disappointed, i didn't faint.

Tonia500: This made me to remember my grandma's kitchen.what about you??

oh!
I very remember!

Grandma would need rearranging the firewoods and blow with the flat pot cover every 5minute to re-ignite the fire. Sometimes she would be having red eyes, shedding tears and having running nostrils if the woods she was using for cooking weren't very dry cos woods that aren't dry when in use, used to be smoky and don't readily burn.

Grandma would need to turn the hot corn she was roasting with her bare hand intermittently to make a complete roasting blowing her fingers with her mouth after the burning sensation from the hot corn.

"The cleaning staff of the
airport were going though
their routine duties and
found two bags in the
toilets of the plane," airport
director BP Mishra told AFP
news agency.

and they couldn't share the bars among themselves?

These people aren't smart as we are!

We don see this news here before now!

See metamorphosis!

The guy's skin melanocyte contents seem to be decreasing as he was growing up.

Sincere 9gerian: Who is Dr Olumuyiwa Benard Aliu? I am sure 98% of Nlanders who opened this thread dont know him. Would he have had any opportunity to contest for the post of President of the ICAO if GEJ did not nominate him? Would GEJ have nominated him without the input of the minister of aviation? Besides the issue of nomination, what about the roles played by the president, ministry of foreign affairs, ministry of aviation,etc in the election of Dr Olumuyiwa Benard Aliu as President of the ICAO?

Anyway, Dr Olumuyiwa Benard Aliu has already done the needful by thanking and appreciating all those who made his historic election possible. The ranting of frustrated, depressed, hateful and bitter fools is inconsequential.

Congratulations Dr Olumuyiwa Benard Aliu!
Congratulations Nigeria!
Congratulations minister of aviation and all others who made this possible!
Congratulations President Goodluck Jonathan!!

the same role played and the presidential and finance ministry back up given to Dr Okonjo Iweala when she was contesting for the post of World Bank President

The smartest in the relationship makes the better cheater!

Let my mouth dared not watering cos i know those entitled to the national cake!

naptu2: Thank you! You've jogged my memory. I've finally found it!

https://www.nairaland.com/1007123/ishilove-think-inlove-wit-u

i don dey look for you since i see the thread. Thank God you've finally come around to defend your love!

ROSSIKE: This is why I always fume when I see people ridiculing the Nigeria Police Force. That force has in its ranks some of the bravest men and women on the face of this planet. Ready to battle hardened armed robbers of the type London or New York policemen have never seen. Hundreds of them are killed yearly in these exchanges with robbers. They patrol the streets in their vehicles in the dead of night ready to take on these robbers, while we sleep comfortably in our homes, taking everything for granted. In fact one can say without reservation that the only thing standing between the majority of us 'middle class' type and those hideous, murderous men of the underworld are the brave men and officers of the Nigerian Police. Kudos to the force for their efforts.

I also implore Mr President to further increase the pay of these officers, to match the level of risk and effort involved in the job!

they will be better than you think if your oga(GEJ) can help to equip them with modern and more sophisticated weapons in addition to befitting allowances and salary.

NB: May thunder fire you if you tell me to STFU!