₦airaland Forum

Thank God no casualty!

Preceedo: As for me NO. But I know people are different. So what about you?

it depends o!

If it is a friend in dangote's class, i will surely woo her. If she no gree, na love concoction i go put for her food to love the guy.

If na friend in the class of Goodluck Jonathan's childhood(shoeless), i go kill him if him talk anything about my sib.

OMG!
This woman go fit sumo wrestling die!

Na ankara dem take sew bra for this woman!

Thank God it hasn't been introduced, that would have spoilt everything for us.

But i wouldn't have said this if it was against nigeria.

The pictures of the school surpass my imagination. I must confess!

gbanikiti: Sexkillz! Could you please move my thread to back to politics section or preferably celebrities section?

am sorry interfering!
The same post already existed before yours in the celebrity section, 4:17pm yesterday.
https://www.nairaland.com/1475673/lagos-gov-fashola-pay-actor

Who be that lady in the 1st picture that has what they use to pack hen(kurukuru adiye) in the village on her head?

The last picture? No comment! Today is sunday!

Woli agba!

Am suspecting this woman is a nairaland member. She often appears constantly here!

Was it after the wedding that
you had sex with him for the
first time?
Ijeoma: Yes. It was three days
after the wedding because I
was too scared. But on a
Monday, my husband said, ‘we
can’t continue like this. I have
paid and have done
everything’.

the boldened seems like a script. Perhaps she peeped at one of the comedy scripts written by her husband!

If none of them wins the match then it will end in 1-1 goaless draw!

Nice pix!

But she could have allowed the sternum part of the cloth material to be like the shoulder part of the material.

Pregnant Toyin Lawani and
her 21-year-old Fiance who
announced their engagement
some months ago are
currently on vacation in Dubai.

can this be love?

Haba!

personally, i think habatically wey no dey for dictionary would be used to rock the body of the lecture professionally by Peter

Oh jarus, this is where we need you most. well!

HumbledBYgrace
obinoscopy

Ikengawo: I'm suspicious of anyone that is paid to do a job and takes pictures of themselves doing it everyday. Does Fashola think he's a volunteer or Samaritan? Are Nigerians so disillusioned that we have began celebrating governors for taking pictures of themselves governing? How many classroom teachers take pictures of themselves grading tests and how silly would this be?

eni ti ko ba ni iru eni, ko le mo iyi eni!

dont8: You mean Mr. Antelope is drinking coffee with great Fela at the moment

i didn't mean that o my bro!

Only got him a better way to say what he was trying to say.

That is very good Mr President!

With your show up, i think our strikers will be able to strike more than ASUU, ASUP and co!

demelza: Op na from small you start to shine eyes abi?. I would have preferred your current pix because babies cant be yabbed.
I hope this wont turn into a trend.

are you trying to say the baby's eyes are competing with a 5000watts bulb?

the guy's baby picture looks like a galago!

Happy birthday to you

Baybe:


Vivly what is he talking about?

don't mind us jareh!
We don't want a third party interference!

[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]never knew u were corrupt[/quote]i no corrupt o!
Only gave her an education cos Education is the greatest thing you can ever give to someone.

Vivly: Hmmmm.

thank God you can remember.
You are such a brilliant darling!

Vivly: Sex education from my parents? No. I learnt it all by myself, my way and style. I learnt from books, movies, talks and all

plus those ones i taught you!
You've forgotten?

This is neither my school nor alma mater only representing my nairaland boss here.
He knows himself!

Pls, nobody should ask me who the boss is cos i won't answer!

Omolola1: Yes, it's a very good thing. If you don't educate them, they'd be educated outside.
My parents, especially my mum talked to me about it at age 13

omolola! How did she teach you? Let me know. Did she teach you the various styles?

xynerise: Who?

I senior your eldest brother

my eldest brother don payeen and dey heaven!
Pretty sure that is where you belong and typing from!

Ngwakwe: No need of fixing anything there.

It's just my opinion (not even a theory)

You are entitled to express yours.

ngakwe! Say the truth, i corrected you post to what you meant!
Just call it a typo cos i is next to o on the qwerty keypad.

lygn19: LoL...d squat wants to molest me,,,hmmmmm it aint a surprise owing for d fact of where u re coming from,,, only thing dat surprises me is that I neva knew that yoruba's hv turned gay o...hmmmmmmm'''I cover my Nya*sh with the blood of Jeez...lol

i understand!

A nice strategy to leave with one's tail between one's legs!

lygn19: Which crude oil re u talking abt if I might ask, is it d one dat obasanjo stole from Ijaw land(ilaje) just to give southwest hope,,,lol...so u think if Nigeria breaks ijaws won't kick ur asses out of der territory...
LoL'''d Ediot even mentioned cocoa in dz 21st century sth dat any jobless person can plant in his backyard...

if it that easy, then tell all other regions to continue to plant Theobroma cacao (Malvaceae) in their backyards.

Note: intentionally used the botanical name to clear any ambiguity!

[quote author=*556#]Because they aren't bringing anything to the table. Can you show me any contribution southeast is making to Nigeria that is worth 10 billion naira? I wait![/quote]omo mi, please don't wait cos you may need to wait till Jesus comes. Just continue to move!