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Education › Re: How Snakes Mate & Reproduce by Tolexander: 11:57am On Sep 25, 2013
Sorry OP, are you into snake pornn?

The male inserts his two
Reproductive organs,
thehemipenes, which then
extend and release sperm.
Snake sex usually takes under
an hour, but it can last as long
as a whole day
.
the snake sex hormone will be good and better applied in delaying ejaculation making a long period of sex.
Politics › Re: Govs Babangida Aliyu, Ahmed In N81 Billion Naira Fraud…the Saraki Connection by Tolexander: 11:52am On Sep 25, 2013
Victims of circumstances!
Politics › Re: Ogun Ohaneze Ndi-igbos Endorse Amosun For Second Term by Tolexander: 11:40am On Sep 25, 2013
Paul John: Considering the huge numbers of igbos in Ogun state, Amosun might be relected in ruling Nigeria's gateway state.

Interesting cool
you meant 70% of ogun state population?
Politics › Re: Osun Partners RLG Tech. To Start Phone Manufacturing In Ilesha by Tolexander: 11:04am On Sep 25, 2013
Paul John: Let's hope so...
It's 'MicCom'(from Micheal and Comfort) and not 'Nikon'


cheesy cheesy
Lwkmd.
you for PM me to tell me now.
Everybody don sabi my ignorance now.
Crime › Re: Man Slits His Brother's Throat In Onitsha (WARNING: Graphic Image) by Tolexander: 10:30am On Sep 25, 2013
macof: u be mumu...."end time end time" thats wat u mumus say when u see anything. as if u dont know of cain and abel. u would tell me if it was end time that cain killed abel
what are you saying brother? Wake up, it is past 10.
Politics › Re: Osun Partners RLG Tech. To Start Phone Manufacturing In Ilesha by Tolexander: 10:26am On Sep 25, 2013
Paul John: Yes, but he hasn't done much for my village(Ada) other than building public school undecided
don't worry bro, all na turn by turn. Likewise my village. When it is done, i shall invite to to ada nikon golf to celebrate!



Lol, I wish. I've never even seen the gov live before nor do I really stay in Osun, Just being patriotic. cool
i do see him live on newspaper anyway.
Education › Re: Whats Ur Favorite Chemistry Topic? by Tolexander: 10:05am On Sep 25, 2013
Chemical bonding.


[color=crimson]covalent bonding[/color]
Always like how that 'quadrigamous' carbon always get attracted to the monogamous hydrogen, with hydrogen not complaining and charging carbon of infidelity. All the 4 hydrogens fuccking anywhere they are able to fucck in carbon.

Ionic(electrovalent)
The occurrence of cheerful donors and radical needies in the electrovalency for peaceful co-existence.
Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze Adopts New MALLAM Look (photos) by Tolexander: 9:50am On Sep 25, 2013
He doesn't look cool at all!
Cos the parachute alone is enough to make 2 shirts and 2 pairs of trousers for arinze and i.
Politics › Re: Osun Partners RLG Tech. To Start Phone Manufacturing In Ilesha by Tolexander:
Nice work!

I like how this governor is distributing his innovatives throughout the state.
Garment factory in osogbo, palm oil producing factory in ife and now phone manufacturing in ilesa. These are the 3 major towns in osun.

JP! How far, na you be the publicity secretary to the state government of osun abi. I no mind any post o.
Politics › Re: Nigeria, India Account For Over One-third Of Global Child Deaths – UNESCO by Tolexander: 9:00am On Sep 25, 2013
#Fresh air indeed#
Celebrities › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Tolexander: 8:47am On Sep 25, 2013
We want a male mod o!
Literature › Re: Short Story Competition by Tolexander: 8:24am On Sep 25, 2013
I am interested in the competition o.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Segun Arinze by Tolexander: 8:00am On Sep 25, 2013
Nice pic op!

But next time try to open your teeth or use a white powder on your face cos i almost can't see you beside arinze in the pic.
Romance › Re: Okada Man, Housewife Caught Making Love In Bush by Tolexander: 7:32am On Sep 25, 2013
Wey the picture?

After the heavenly feeling in the bush, they will now come out scratching their bodies.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Dies On US Bound Plane by Tolexander: 7:30am On Sep 25, 2013
RIP!
Another reason to call for stay at home.
Politics › Re: INEC Releases Names Of Candidates, Seals Uba, Nwoye’s Fate by Tolexander: 7:27am On Sep 25, 2013
May the best candidate that will transform the state emerge.
Politics › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Tolexander: 7:18am On Sep 25, 2013
Naptu is fair enough for the job!
Politics › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Tolexander: 7:03am On Sep 25, 2013
odua boy: Berem is a green snake under a green grass,she is a closet tribalist so why would anyone even be nomating her,
I think the best person for the job is the unbiased Naptu2
naptu wey be musiwa PA. Be expecting all musiwa's thread recommended for homepage. Lol!
Celebrities › Re: HOT! Actress, Yvonne Nelson Flaunts Her Well-toned Legs In Ultra-short nickers by Tolexander: 6:58am On Sep 25, 2013
Popowaa: Are u iyanya?
sure!
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Private Part Exposed While Perfoming On Stage [SEE PHOTO] by Tolexander: 6:57am On Sep 25, 2013
Popowaa: have u started or u just finished masturbating
i no dey masturbate o.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Private Part Exposed While Perfoming On Stage [SEE PHOTO] by Tolexander: 10:33pm On Sep 24, 2013
I know guys will fall in to this thread.

Won't be suprised seeing guys using the picture as a masturbating specimen!
Food › Re: HERO BEER, Unarguable The Fastest Selling Beer by Tolexander: 10:21pm On Sep 24, 2013
gratiaeo: What is this one saying?
use you head to read it and not us yansh.
Politics › Re: Bill Gates Praises President Goodluck Jonathan's Performance by Tolexander: 9:16pm On Sep 24, 2013
Katsumoto: Does that even make sense? Dude, raise your game and stop typing like a nervous wreck. grin grin grin grin
very obvious you are very less busy today and feel like catching fun with these lilliputians.
Politics › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Tolexander: 8:45pm On Sep 24, 2013
I think a lady should be considered.
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander: 8:41pm On Sep 24, 2013
Can any of the mods take this irrelevant thread from politics section!
https://www.nairaland.com/1452413/hero-beer-unarguable-fastest-selling#18340130
Food › Re: HERO BEER, Unarguable The Fastest Selling Beer by Tolexander: 8:37pm On Sep 24, 2013
What is the relevance of this thread to how GEJ will be booted out in 2015?
Politics › Re: Pirated Copies Of 'there Was A Country' At Book Stand In Port Harcourt by Tolexander: 8:06pm On Sep 24, 2013
There was a country,
there was a man,
there was a book!
Politics › Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Tolexander: 6:39pm On Sep 24, 2013
Obinoscopy: Distinguished Nairalander,

Here comes another opportunity to serve as a moderator in Nairaland.

The Politics Section needs Moderators to assist in enforcing the rules of the board and the forum. So,

- Have you read the rules & regulations guiding this forum?

- Are you willing to abide and enforce them strictly?

- Are you Passionate about this section (do you post/visit often)?

- Do you Spend enough time online daily?

- Are you level-headed and willing to take instructions from the Admin?

- Can you work together with your co-mods as a team?

If you answered 'YES' to these questions and you wish to be a part of this team, please say so here.

Thanks.

PS: Please note that it will be a lot easier to make this decision if you keep this thread civil and not derail it. Thank you.
you should have stated that no nomination is accepted for now cos this will lead to derailing the thread.
Celebrities › Re: HOT! Actress, Yvonne Nelson Flaunts Her Well-toned Legs In Ultra-short nickers by Tolexander: 6:34pm On Sep 24, 2013
See this one!

Using hands to cover what iyanya is done with.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Outfit To MTN Project Fame Academy by Tolexander: 6:30pm On Sep 24, 2013
momove4real25: asewp ni e wetin u dey think
asewo ke?
Me no dey think anything o!
Entertainment › Re: iReporters TV Presents... Nigeria’s Top 5 Richest Pastors And Their Net Worth by Tolexander: 11:34am On Sep 24, 2013
Where are the rest?

Where is pastor Ayo Oristejafor that has a share in PDP?

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