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Politics › Re: Nigeria Loses $10m To Foreign Registered Private Jets by Tolexander: 10:02am On Sep 20, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]So you mean all these Private Jets that Nigerians are buying does not have Nigerian Plate Number?! angry








And yet they are harassing poor Nigerians wey dey manage Motor with genuine Plate Number.. angry
[/quote]you mean make the VIO and nigerian police go dey stay for air dey check and harass those nigerian private jets wey no gat nigerian plate number.
Politics › Re: Shooting At Abuja Legislative Quarters, 4 Dead, More Injured by Tolexander: 9:52am On Sep 20, 2013
naptu2: That's a very DANGEROUS question. This thread might soon be bombed by the forces of Field Marshal Musiwa.
the guy don request for kasala.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Shootings At Abuja Legislative Quarters, 4 Dead, More Injured by Tolexander: 9:04am On Sep 20, 2013
Nigerianistan!
Politics › Re: Police To Get Extra 1% From Federation Account by Tolexander: 8:48am On Sep 20, 2013
lertee: Will that stop them from collecting 20naira on check points?
or ask us 'wetin you carry'.
Celebrities › Re: Little Prince George Voted As Most Influential Londoner by Tolexander: 8:00am On Sep 20, 2013
Na who baby dey influence?
Politics › Re: James Ibori Stole Half Of Delta State Allocation In 8 Years – Ribadu by Tolexander: 7:56am On Sep 20, 2013
Mr. Ibori
had brought the bribe money
in large sacks of cash to the
Abuja home of Andy Uba
, a
domestic assistant to former
President Olusegun Obasanjo.
Mr. Ribadu told the UK court
that he took possession of the
cash produced by Mr. Ibori,
and then deposited it at the
Central Bank of Nigeria.
ribadu make sense, he made sure he has a witness in andy ubah.
Politics › Re: NCAA May Close Enugu Airport by Tolexander: 7:18am On Sep 20, 2013
Make dem please no close am o!
Crime › Re: Man Kills 3-month-old Son For Ritual by Tolexander:
Police sources said Tajan’s
wife raised the alarm that led
to the suspect’s arrest. The
native doctor was still at large
.
which native doctor was still at large?

He was in the shrine, only that they wouldn't see him unless they use water from the morgue added to 'ipin aja'[debris from the dog's eyes] to wash their faces seven times.

Silly people, the native doctor has the power to give money like ATM and he couldn't do the ritual for himself to be one of the richest on earth.

Teenagers rob Marwa operator
However, a tricycle (Keke NAPAEP)
operator narrowly escaped death
when a gang of four youths,
three boys and one girl, who
boarded his vehicle put a rope
on his neck from behind, with
which they allegedly dragged
him down and took the tricycle
away
.
very obvious these teenagers got this from too much africa magic and seasonal films they watched.
Politics › Re: Oritsejafor Worst CAN President In Years, Says El-rufai by Tolexander:
Word!
Very obvious oristejafor has turned CAN to the spiritual arm of PDP.
Education › Re: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by Tolexander: 6:49pm On Sep 19, 2013
Hello okunrin too rewa ju lo!
Homepage specimen!
https://www.nairaland.com/1445957/neco-releases-2013-may-june#18231957
Education › NECO Releases 2013 May/june SSCE Results by Tolexander(op): 6:45pm On Sep 19, 2013
Minna – The National
Examinations Council, NECO, has
released the 2013 Senior Schools
Certificate Examinations results
with a considerable
improvement by the students
generally nationwide compared
with the past results.
A breakdown of the results
shows that about 69.57% of the
candidate had credit generally
while most of the students also
came out with good results in
both English Language and
Mathematics.
Releasing the results at the
Headquarters of the
Examinations body in Minna, the
Niger state capital, the Registrar,
Professor Promise Nwachukwu
Okpala , said number of
candidates who registered for
the examinations is one million,
fifty two thousand, eight
hundred and ninety eight,
1,052,898.
He noted that six hundred and
eighty one thousand , five
hundred and seven, 681,507,
representing sixty six point six
three, 66. 63 percent passed
English Language at credit level
while six hundred and sixty eight
thousand, three hundred and
fourteen, 668,314,
representing 65.50% also passed
mathematics at credit level.
source
Education › Re: Highest Number Of Texbook You Used For One Subject by Tolexander: 5:58pm On Sep 19, 2013
Thank you my bro. Na for nursery 2 literature i use textbook pass.

For only our literature, we used ladybird peter and jane, ade goes to school, itan ijapa ati iyanibo, koku baboni, sugar girl, bible psalm.
Politics › Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Tolexander: 4:05pm On Sep 19, 2013
berem: you say? huh
you no gat olosho?
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With May D, Mode 9, Fathia Balogun,and Toke Makinwa [ Photos ] by Tolexander: 3:48pm On Sep 19, 2013
OP, You be fine boy o!

Na small remain make you resemble anti[color=crimson]ostrich[/color] and anti[color=crimson]giraffe[/color]!
Politics › Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Tolexander: 3:36pm On Sep 19, 2013
berem: I also have nkwobi, pepper soup both assorted and catfish. Point and kill, peppered pomo and meat, fried chicken ati be be lo!

Make you orders. cool
no olosho ti n fi tu ara?
Politics › Re: Ngige Flags Off Campaign In Anambra State. by Tolexander: 3:04pm On Sep 19, 2013
All the best to him!
Fashion › Re: Exclusive Picture From A Nairalander by Tolexander: 2:20pm On Sep 19, 2013
Buoyantic: undecided guy you wicked,I don't think that's the guy
ask anybody. That is sexkillz!
Fashion › Re: Exclusive Picture From A Nairalander by Tolexander: 2:05pm On Sep 19, 2013
Buoyantic: this is the sixth time someone is asking if am sexkillz bro... undecided undecided I really need to meet this dude....
you no sabi sexkillz?
Wouldn't mind floating rule 10 to reveal his identity.
Below is his boyhood picture, though he isn't really older.
[img]http://cecillethestoryteller.files./2008/12/an-albino-boy1.jpg[/img]
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is SPONGEBACK To You? by Tolexander: 1:54pm On Sep 19, 2013
spongeback: I wouldn't wanna spoil you, I just can't I promised and am not ready to break my promise. embarassed
spoil me a lill baby, and i cleanse you a lill.
The effect of water on a crude gold makes the gold cleaner while the water becomes more dirty, at least, the aim of having a cleaner gold is achieved.
Breaking a promise aint nothing so far it is gonna be for a perfect partner!
Nairaland General › Re: Things You Can Do With A Toothpaste That You Never Knew by Tolexander: 10:57am On Sep 19, 2013
annexes: make sure d iron is very hot b4 applyin d toothpaste, then wipe it off using a thick cloth. It works lyk magic.
wet thick cloth.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is SPONGEBACK To You? by Tolexander: 10:54am On Sep 19, 2013
spongeback: grin
you are a bad gyal, i am a good guy!
Let the unlike poles attract cos am looking for someone to forgive

grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Presidency Jittery Over Impeachment Fears by Tolexander: 10:50am On Sep 19, 2013
Adiye ba lokun, ara o rokun, ara o ro adiye!
Romance › Re: What To Do For A Man's Birthday by Tolexander: 10:31am On Sep 19, 2013
"Birthday Sex"
[Intro]
Yeah... (yeah...) yeah...
[Verse 1]
It's your birthday so I know you
want to ride out
Even if we only go to my house
Sip more weezy as we sit upon
my couch
Feels good but I know you want
to cry out....
You say you want passion (I
think you found it)
Get ready for action (don't be
astounded)
We switching positions (you feel
surrounded)
Just tell me where you want your
gift girl...

[Hook]
Girl you know III [x2]
I've been feening
Woke up in the late night been
dreaming about your loving
Girl you know III [x2]
Don't need candles and cake
Just need your body to make
good...

[Chorus]
Birthday sex [x2] (it's the best
day of the year girl)
Birthday sex [x2] (if hes not, he's
not, lemme hit that center of gravity, center of gravity
girl...)

[Verse 2]
See you sexy in them jeans got
me on ten
1,2,3, think I got you pinned
Don't tap out fighting til' the end
Ring that bell and we gone start
over again
We grinding with passion (cause
it's your birthday)
Been at it for hours (I know you
thirsty)
You kiss me so sweetly (taste just
like Hershey's)
Just tell me how you want your
gift girl...

[Hook]
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
First I'm gonna take a dive into
the water
Deep until I know I please that
body,body, (aooh)
Or girl without a broom I might
just sweep you off your feet and
make you wanna tell somebody,
somebody, (how I do)
Or maybe we can float on top my
water bed (bed)
You close your eyes as I improve
between your legs (your legs)
We work our way from kitchen
stoves and tables
Girl you know I'm more than able
to please... Yea
You say you wanted flowers on
the bed...
But you got me and hours on the
bed...
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Thanks to Breonna for adding
these lyrics.
Thanks to Brodie, gabriella for
correcting these lyrics.
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is SPONGEBACK To You? by Tolexander: 10:25am On Sep 19, 2013
[color=crimson]My wife[/color]
Politics › Man, 46, Arraigned In Rape Of Three Under-aged Girls by Tolexander(op): 10:22am On Sep 19, 2013
[img]http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/man-46-arraigned-in-rape-of-three-under-aged-girls/michael/[/img]
Mr. Unumahengie,
suspect.
By Onozure Dania
Lagos — A 46-year-old man,
Michael Unumahengie, was
yesterday arraigned before an
Ikeja magistrate’s court, Lagos,
for allegedly raping and defiling
three minors.
Unumahengie, who was docked
before Magistrate Mrs E. Daudu, is
facing a three-count charge
bordering on rape, preferred
against him by the police.
The prosecutor said that the
defendant committed the alleged
crime on September 6 at 9pm, in
Alausa, Ikeja area of Lagos State.
The three victims are aged 10,
nine and six, respectively.
The prosecutor said the offence
is punishable under Section 137
of the criminal law of Lagos State
of Nigeria 2011.
The defendant pleaded not guilty
to the charges read to him. But
the magistrate refused him bail.
The magistrate remanded the
defendant in Kirikiri prison and
adjourned the case till October
17 for hearing.
orisun
Romance › Re: You Should Date An Illiterate Girl by Tolexander: 9:14am On Sep 19, 2013
Chubhie: Tis all good bro. I think, as a farmer I will settle with a village lady and enjoy the best of country music with her in our farmhouse.
you can only tell that to other members. Of course you know you aren't anonymous to me.
You aren't a farmer and she isn't an illiterate only if you are no more together.
Politics › Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Tolexander: 9:02am On Sep 19, 2013
Finally, now in the last page from page 2!
I need a rest with a cup of cold water free from any carbon compound.
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: Oshiomhole Leads Workers’ Protest To N’ Assembly by Tolexander: 8:34am On Sep 19, 2013
Once a soldier always a soldier!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Airspace Certified, Rated As One Of 14 Best In Africa- ICAO by Tolexander: 8:30am On Sep 19, 2013
Omexonomy: [color=#000000][/color]yes we must always expect and want to hear bad news about gej whatever he succeding in doing or archive we must always pour sh1t on it.
But whenever cheap road or cheap brigde is been expensively toll we must always sings praise to high heaven. When the school fees of the poor people university is been increase from N2,000 to N350,000 we must shout praises to high heaven.
werey!
Must you quote me three times for asking about our position just to spew that thrash?
Stop being paranoid!

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