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Celebrities › Re: I Invited Blackface To My Dubai Wedding-Tuface by Tolexander: 12:03pm On Sep 16, 2013
Which one are we to believe now?
2face(1st person singular) said he invited Blackface,
Blackface(2nd person singular) said he wasn't invited.
Seems Faze(3rd person singular) once said blackface has no money to get the ticket for flight.
Sports › Re: Caf Wcq Playoff Draw Results (Nigeria to face Ethiopia) by Tolexander: 11:38am On Sep 16, 2013
Romance › Re: Are You Ready?? by Tolexander: 10:54am On Sep 16, 2013
duffie: ....For marriage?


My answer:
No, I'm not but I'll soon be.


What about you ladies and gentlemen?
will be ready when you are!
Travel › Re: Arik Makes Emergency Landing As Woman Delivers On-board by Tolexander: 10:43am On Sep 16, 2013
CFCfan: "Under the 1944 Convention on International Civil Aviation, articles 17–21, all aircraft have the nationality of the state in which they are registered, and may not have multiple nationalities. For births, the law of the aircraft's nationality is applicable, and for births that occur in flight while the aircraft is not within the territory of any state, it is the only applicable law. However, if the aircraft is in or flying over the territory of another state, that state may also have concurrent jurisdiction, and the locus in quo principle may apply to the exact position of the aircraft when the birth occurred"

from that wiki paragraph, one can conclude that the baby is a Nigerian (if place of birth was indeed the Mediterranean Sea). However, as Arik uses a Portuguese registered aircraft on its London flights, the child may be a Portuguese citizen (still assuming place of birth was over the Mediterranean Sea)
but the north african countries and southern european countries surrounding the mediterranean sea all have their territories on the mediterranean.

I think tape rule has to be used to measure where on the sea the baby was born to know whose territory it is.
Business › Re: Famous Brands Takes 49% Stake In Nigeria’s Mr Bigg’s by Tolexander: 10:29am On Sep 16, 2013
Seems mr biggs know they are losing it in nigeria.
Politics › JTF Nabs 20 Over Oil Theft In N’delta by Tolexander(op): 10:19am On Sep 16, 2013
By Samuel Oyadongha
Yenagoa—Five Nigerians and a
foreigner from Republic of Benin,
alleged to be specialists in
sourcing for illegally distilled
petroleum products in the Niger
Delta area, have been nabbed by
operatives of the Joint Task
Force. JTF, codenamed Operation
Pulo Shield.
Fifteen other illegal oil bunkerers
were also caught in separate
operations.
Spokesman of JTF, Lt. Col. Onyema
Nwachukwu, yesterday, in
Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, said the
suspects were apprehended by
men of the 3 Battalion of the task
force during a patrol in
Opodibobo creek near Escravos
in Warri South West Local
Government Area of Delta State.
The cartel, according to Lt. Col
Nwachukwu, was smashed
during one of the anti-oil theft
operations carried out by the
battalion.
He said one big Cotonou boat,
containing 11 large plastic
reservoirs and a speed boat
were recovered from the
suspects.
He said: “The suspects are
currently undergoing preliminary
investigations to uncover their
links and other collaborators in
the illicit trade.”
Nwachukwu also disclosed that
in another operation, seven
suspects operating illegal oil
distillation sites were arrested by
troops of 3 and 19 Battalions
covering the Sector 1 area of
responsibility of JTF.
Area of operations
He said: “During the operation,
the troops scuttled 16 illegal oil
distillation camps and 21
Cotonou boats in Tukula,
Gbaramatu Kingdom, Odi II,
Asugba, Beneth Island, Ekekudo,
Escravos, Egwa, Egbeokute and
Opodiboba in Warri South West,
Warri South and Okpe local
government areas.
“Also scuttled were seven illegal
distillation sites in Moboko,
Irhado, Agbekudo, Obodo Camp,
Ajeosoho, Sapele Waterside and
Omere in Ethiope West, Okpe and
Sapele local government areas.
“The troops also scuttled 503
steel tanks, 22 cooking ovens, 44
plastic tanks, 16 large surface
tanks, 12 dug-out pits, 329
drums and 13 pumping
machines during the operation.”
In Bayelsa State, he said
operatives of 343 Artillery
Regiment and Gun Boat
Company, covering the Sector 2
area of responsibility of the Joint
Task, also arrested eight suspects
for indulging in illegal oil
bunkering activities.
orisun
Travel › Re: Arik Makes Emergency Landing As Woman Delivers On-board by Tolexander: 10:08am On Sep 16, 2013
CFCfan: Ok. Then, the child will still be a Nigerian cheesy
However, the Spanish Civil code states that one can become a Spanish citizen if one's 1st place of residence is Spain.
no!
Not nigeria but mediterranean sea!
Politics › Re: FAAN Installs 14 New Scanners At Various Airports; And Other Newx by Tolexander: 10:04am On Sep 16, 2013
Nice developement!

With all these, think baba suwe shouldn't be able to get away this time!
Travel › Re: Arik Makes Emergency Landing As Woman Delivers On-board by Tolexander: 9:51am On Sep 16, 2013
CFCfan: I guess it will be Palmas, Spain because the plane was in Spanish airspace at the time of birth.
no! Only landed in palmas after the birth.

Very likely the baby was given birth to above the mediterranean sea.

If on the mediterranean sea, place of origin will be on the mediterranean sea.
Travel › Re: Arik Makes Emergency Landing As Woman Delivers On-board by Tolexander:
Funny when you intend being an English citizen but end up being a spaniard!


Another stow away baby in a passenger's womb.

The baby is an heavenly body!

Exactly what we call dropping from the sky . O jabo ko fo, omo na bouncing! grin

Orunmooru!
Politics › Re: Obi Wasted N2tr Of Anambra Funds - Dr Ngige by Tolexander: 9:19am On Sep 16, 2013
p4all: .
And ur dull brain told you that we've had 1000% increase in 10years
increase is an increase no matter the percentage.
How come your stagnant cerebral lobes from embryonic stage couldn't recognise the increase no matter the percentage?
Better you discharge this placental reasoning and grow up.
Politics › Re: Some Of The Worst Traffic Jams In History Of MAN KIND::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by Tolexander: 8:29am On Sep 16, 2013
icebeatz: u joking right??

abi r u juss mentally obtuse!
no, you are juss mentally acute!
Politics › Re: Some Of The Worst Traffic Jams In History Of MAN KIND::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by Tolexander: 8:10am On Sep 16, 2013
What about the traffick on nairaland when nigeria was playing the nations' cup final!

what about the traffick on google when Michael Jackson died!
Business › Re: Nigeria's Cocoa Production Rises By 28%, Now Largest Non-oil Export Earner by Tolexander: 8:02am On Sep 16, 2013
taharqa: [size=18]GEJ[/size]





....and okay, to some extent:

the State Govts of the 14 Cocoa Producing States. And the Farmers, Processors of course
why hasn't the same GEJ replicate the same thing on the groundnut cultivation in the north?
Business › Re: Segun Agbaje Is 2013 African Banker Of The Year. by Tolexander:
Congrats to the very intelligent man!
Business › Re: Nigeria's Cocoa Production Rises By 28%, Now Largest Non-oil Export Earner by Tolexander: 7:30am On Sep 16, 2013
Taharqa!
Is it APC at work or PDP?
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Girlfriend And Sister Spotted In Tokyo by Tolexander: 7:14am On Sep 16, 2013
Why these people dey disturb us everyday self?

Shey Davido talk say he gat girlfriend.

Na open plate chromatography, continue to spot am.
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Mercy Aigbe's Cute Daughter by Tolexander: 7:05am On Sep 16, 2013
[quote author=C'est moi]Errrrm....Op,mercy's husband is not the father of this cute girl.So,we or should i say I don't know what the father looks like.[/quote]you could have asked who the father is!

The daughter is cute. She take bobbby resemble her mum!
Politics › Re: Baraje-led PDP Fast & Pray For ASSU Strike To Be Resolved by Tolexander: 7:00am On Sep 16, 2013
orelove4liff: so u still hav money to buy sugar? U are rich!
no o!
Na sugar cane o. Squeeze out the water in large amount to take my garri.
Politics › Re: Presidency, Can To El Rufia- You Are Unstable by Tolexander:
assu2013: Hmmmm y is dis president of CAN so interest in politice of d nation?
can is the 'spiritual' arm of PDP!
Politics › Re: 18 Soldiers Get Death, Jail Terms Over Boko Haram by Tolexander: 6:12am On Sep 16, 2013
Fair judgement!

What about those andrew azazi said are in PDP?
Politics › Re: Obi Wasted N2tr Of Anambra Funds - Dr Ngige by Tolexander: 5:53am On Sep 16, 2013
p4all: Must you lie, if you received 100billion in 34 months how will he get 2trillion in 90 months, mathematically all things being equal Gov Obi should have gotten 264.7billion. Let me assume he received 2trillion in 90 months this mathematically implies that Ngige for 34 months got 755.5billion. So it is either he (Ngige) is telling us that he embezzled 655.5 billion in his own time (using it for his hotel behind government house and his other numerous investments) or he is just lying to gain cheap popularity which I call desperation.
do you expect stagnancy in the IGR of the state from 2003 to 2013 or what is your point?
Sports › Re: My Husband Proposed To Me After My Wonder Goal — Akide by Tolexander: 5:40am On Sep 16, 2013
It was a wonderful goal
and what made it even more
beautiful was that after the
game, Colin proposed to me
and told me he had already
fixed a date for our wedding.
sharp guy!
Everybody likes good things!

Would he have proposed if it was a superb own goal from mercy akide?
Politics › I Contested 2007 Presidential Election To Preserve Sanctity Of Democracy-atiku by Tolexander(op): 5:21am On Sep 16, 2013
*Says I’ll never allow a despot to
rule Nigeria again
BY CHARLES KUMOLU
FORMER Vice President Alhaji
Atiku Abubakar has said that he
contested the 2007 presidential
elections in the face of defeat, to
preserve the sanctity of
democracy.
He also noted that he would
never go back to the vow he
took on the night late Gen. Sani
Abacha allegedly sent hit squad
after him, never to allow another
despot rule Nigeria again.
The former Vice President, who
said this in a statement
yesterday, stated that after his
first term as Vice President, he
was faced with a fundamental
question of remaining loyal to his
boss, party or constitution.
His words: “This might sound
strange because that was two
nights before the 2007
Presidential elections, and we
were about to lose. It was my
first, and only, run in a general
election for president, and I
knew it would be a heavy loss.
Alhaji Atiku Abubakar
Alhaji Atiku Abubakar
“At that point I knew if I did not
run in that election, all those
battles over the years would be
lost. People in the future could
potentially be banned from
contesting elections because
petty personal vendettas
outweigh legitimate court
rulings. I also ran because, win
or lose, I would have given a gift
of legitimacy to our democracy,
even if I was not going to enjoy
the results.
“So the next morning, I went out,
voted, went home and waited for
my loss as expected. I knew that
while I was going to lose a battle,
I had won the war – a war to
preserve the sanctity of our
democratic process.’’
In addition, he said, “Over the
preceding four years – at great
risk to my own political future – I
had engaged in long, tough
battle to maintain the viability of
our young democracy by
preserving the presidential term
limits prescribed by the
constitution. The issues that led
to these battles were rooted in
principle. The key element was
that after a productive first term
as Vice President, I was faced
with a fundamental question of
loyalty: should I remain loyal to
my boss and party, or should I
remain loyal to our constitution
and democracy?’’
Continuing, Atiku said, “And
Abacha went so far as to send a
hit squad to open fire on my
family and me at our home in
Kaduna. That was the very night I
vowed that when we defeated
this military junta, I would never
allow another despot to sit and
rule over the people of Nigeria.
“This gift of life and of dreams is
why I stay in the fight for justice,
in the hope it will eventually
bring the kind of government
Nigeria truly deserves. This is
what democracy means to me –
freedom, opportunity and dignity
for Nigerians.’’
orisun
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Daughter Makes Acting Debut by Tolexander: 5:01am On Sep 16, 2013
Aizebioje: I made a typo. It's forgiveable. Your sense post however should attract a life time ban!
a typo again?
Seems your life and existence is a typo here.
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Daughter Makes Acting Debut by Tolexander: 7:32pm On Sep 15, 2013
Aizebioje: If that was am attempt at a joke, it was a lousy one!
please can you type in english language for proper communication!
Politics › Re: National Treasurer Of New PDP Resigns by Tolexander: 7:27pm On Sep 15, 2013
Space reserved.

Keep off!

Prayer is the best way to meet the lord, trespassing on this space is faster!

Trespassers will be shot, survivor will be shot again and again!
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Buy Sex Or Patronise Prostitutes? by Tolexander: 6:40pm On Sep 15, 2013
This is something that is uncalled for.

I can't imagine myself selling an orange and paying for every orange sold.
A man donates a protein-rich fluid to enrich the woman and will still go on to pay for the donation.
It is unfair now!

Having sex with prostitutes is not what i've done before and not what i will ever do.
Politics › Re: Baraje-led PDP Fast & Pray For ASSU Strike To Be Resolved by Tolexander: 6:20pm On Sep 15, 2013
Wonder shall never end.
All this while when things were smooth and ions flowing within the PDP circuit, none of them remembered there was a problem between the federal government and ASUU. Now that things have fallen apart with the centre failing to hold, they now understand federal government can't withstand the demand of ASUU and calling for fasting and prayer.

Why can't they organise a fasting and prayer to call their own house to order before extending the spiritual arm to the FG-ASUU saga!

After the fasting, they will go on to break with food containing all the classes of food while i break the fast with garri and sugar which is just glucose and roughages. When the prayer is answered with ASUU resuming, it becomes another problem on me cos i may not resume with them due to the breakdown resulting from the non-nutritious food used for fast breaking.
Sports › Re: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves: Federations Cup Final (5 - 4) On Pens - 15th Sept 2013 by Tolexander: 5:15pm On Sep 15, 2013
Jhydey192: u are too smart, ode
very sure that is your surname!

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